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When the monk and the girl came to the valley, the crowd had gathered. The old man was lying on the ground, and it seemed that he had lost too much real strength and was tired.

Lu Xiaoxian sat cross-legged, his eyes closed, and he was working hard to breathe. Seeing the monk coming again, everyone immediately became alert.

Lao Tan jumped up suddenly, his body was like thunder, fire and lightstone.

"Come on, old monk, let's do it again."

The monk shook his head and said disdainfully: "Look at you, it's all rotten like this, and you still want to fight?" ”

"It's not dead yet, come again."

Listening to Lao Tan's endlessness, the monk ignored him and walked towards Lu Xiaoxian.

As soon as he walked to Lu Xiaoxian's side, Shi Hu didn't say much, and directly came to a bully slash. The monk jumped and dodged, and Shi Hu was about to come again, but was stopped by Ah Ling.

Shi Hu walked horizontally in front of Lu Xiaoxian, and no one approached.

"Miss Ah Ling, where the hell are you?"

Dou Xiaodou, who looked weak and dragged his body diagonally, said angrily.

Ah Ling was said that he didn't know how to answer for a while, and I was for a long time. In fact, it's not that she doesn't know how to answer, she is also doubting whether the plain-clothed monk is sincere. If he lied for a while, wouldn't Lu Xiaoxian's life be gone.

Shi Hu didn't care about anything, he used his life to block in front of Lu Xiaoxian, and he didn't retreat half a step. No one was allowed to come closer, including Ah Ling.

"Ah Hu, help me up."

It was a familiar voice, and everyone listened to it with some excitement. He's not dead, he's going to get up.

That's right, it's Lu Xiaoxian who stood up again. Although he was helped up by Shi Hu, he did not fall.

"Are you still fighting?"

Lu Xiaoxian looked at the plain-clothed monk and asked a stupid thing similar to Lao Tan.

"If you don't fight, you can't do it. When I first entered the rivers and lakes, I made some things, and the rumors were spreading, and I thought you were so powerful. There are mountains outside the mountains, and they are not arrogant. ”

The monk's words were stern.

"Then thank the master for leaving his hand."

Although Lu Xiaoxian was beaten badly, he still had a bit of grace and was very polite.

"Hmm." The monk nodded, looking at Lu Xiaoxian quite satisfied. "If you want to achieve great things, you should enter the cultivation early. At a young age, he had a few friends who forgot to die, and he was a little charming. ”

"Go, Lao Tzu just came out of the mountain, I don't blame you for bullying the weak. This is also called chivalry, sacrificing oneself to help others, noble understand? ”

The monk didn't care about Lao Tan's mouth, and seeing that Lu Xiaoxian was fine, he slowly went to get the cloth bag. Although there is some splash on the cloth bag, it is okay, it is still dry inside.

"The little monk is gone, you can ask for more blessings, Amitabha."

The crowd watched him leave.

One body turned into two, and six lights fell into the dust. The shadow interacts with each other, and the illusion is like a god.

"I'm a god, and I really have a doppelganger."

Jin --- fat man sighed unconsciously.

"What is a doppelganger, he is called becoming a Buddha. Enter the Buddha's realm and show it off to us. ”

Lao Tan said unconvinced.

"The Buddha realm is really extraordinary."

Ah Ling also sighed.

"That's for sure, but it's miserable for us. I was beaten and got nothing. He became a Buddha, and he just practiced with us, which is too annoying. ”

The old man is aggrieved.

"Damn, dare to practice with the master. You make him wait, and when the master becomes holy one day, he will definitely beat him down. Step on the soles of your feet and grind hard a few more times to make him arrogant. ”

Lu Xiaoxian listened to others practice with him, and he was also a little angry in his heart.

"Okay, the little monk will be waiting for you. Words count, don't gossip. ”

Although the monk has long since disappeared, his words have been heard.

"You can hear this, it can't be that he used to eavesdrop on the wall and practice!"

Lu Xiaoxian seems to be a little better.

"Knowing that people can hear you, you still keep talking, and your mouth is broken."

Ah Ling went up and helped Lu Xiaoxian.

"Ah Ling, how did you convince the old monk?"

The fat man asked.

"Son Qiyu, he didn't want to kill us in the first place, he said he just wanted to try Lu Xiaoxian's personality and ability."

Ah Ling replied respectfully.

"Well, then why are we being beaten?"

Lao Tan touched the broken sternum in front of his chest in distress.

Ah Ling shook his head, indicating that he didn't know either.

"Don't talk about it, I'm hungry, let's go get something to eat."

Lu Xiaoxian said, shook off Shi Hu's hand, pushed him away, and leaned on Ah Ling.

He also showed everywhere that he was seriously injured, weak and helpless, and won sympathy. It's mainly Bo Aling's eyeballs, because he still has to trick Ah Ling into working, so that a big man can eat with peace of mind, otherwise he will feel too fucking shameless.

Shi Hu was stunned and looked at Lu Xiaoxian puzzled. I'm still thinking in my heart, why did he push me away, where did I offend the master? I used all my strength to save him.

The fat man --- Jin stepped forward and patted Shi Hu on the shoulder.

"Don't be stunned, let's go! This is called seeing the color and forgetting the brother. ”

Speaking of food, the fire that was gathered before was extinguished by Lu Xiaoxian's sword, and he had to start over. Fortunately, this group of guys is not too lazy, and the pork has already been divided, and some of the roasted ones have changed color.

"Strange, why is there a pork leg missing? It was here before, and it was the best baked. Knocked off? It shouldn't be......"

Lao Tan said as he looked around. I also glanced at the waterhole and found nothing. He looked strange and puzzled.

"Could it be that the monk is stealing? It looks like a master, but it's actually ...... Who knows? In case of...... Uh-huh? ”

Lu Xiaoxian said nonsense without concealment.

"No, people are high monks, do you think everyone is like you!"

Ah Ling gave him an affirmative answer.

"He is still a monk, he is not as tall as me."

It seems that as long as Lu Xiaoxian can still move, this mouth is very skinny.

"You've got it!"

Arling didn't even want to pay attention to him.

"At most he's as tall as me, but I have longer hair than him and more than he does. So, he's still not as tall as me. ”

They all went to work, and no one paid attention to him.

Then they made a fire, unloaded a piece of each, put it on a wet bamboo pole, and set it up again for barbecue. This will look good, quite harmonious.

The fire was also good, it crackled all the time. It's like fireworks, celebrating the catastrophe. But be careful, if you don't pay attention, small sparks will fly out.

Lu Xiaoxian looked like he was going to die, leaning against the pyre. Let Ah Ling do everything, it's really too lazy to get home.

"You say, he's such a great monk, what difficulties can he have?"

"Everyone has difficulties in this world, and who has not suffered. You think they are all like you, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry! ”

The fat man said this, although he said that he lived alone, and he didn't have anything to worry about. But how to listen to it, it's a bit of a shortcoming. In other words, Lu Xiaoxian is a guy who has no father, no mother, and no one wants. He was the only one who dared to talk to Lu Xiaoxian like this, and he looked calm, and he was so serious that he turned over the ribs.

"As I said, he also has an adoptive mother in the world. Someone might have grabbed his mother, so he was in a dilemma. ”

Dou Xiaodou is smart and analyzes it in place.

"Go." Lu Xiaoxian smashed a word at the fat man, and his saliva sprayed far away. He pondered a little and said, "That's right, it's not right." ”

"What's right?"

Bean adzuki bean is also an acute sub.

"You think, he hasn't become a Buddha for his mother for so long. But just now, he entered the Buddha realm while moving, what does that mean? ”

When Lu Xiaoxian said this, several people seemed to think of something. You look at me, I look at you.

"Could it be that just now, his mother died?"

Dou Xiaodou said what everyone wanted to say.

Lu Xiaoxian nodded and said, "It's also embarrassing for him." ”

"Don't move the ancestors of other families back to your house and cry, don't barbecue well, don't worry about that. The heart of a villain is in charge of the affairs of adults. ”

Lao Tan teaches the landing fairy.

Lu Xiaoxian was not happy when he heard this.

"Who do you say is the villain?"

Everyone smiled, and no one cared about him.

Lao Tan saw that the ribs in Ah Ling's hand were almost roasted, leaned over, naturally took it, and gave her a string of fat in his hand. said calmly: "Do you think, even if her old mother is alive, she will be more than 100 years old." She's not a cultivator, and she's at a damn age. So, get it! ”

Before the old man finished speaking, his ass had already moved away. Lu Xiaoxian immediately sat up, looked at Lao Tan and shouted, "Lao Tan? ”

Lao Tan didn't say a word, stood up and ran.

"I'm beaten for you, it's always right to eat a bone of yours!"

"Ah Ling is so well baked, don't you waste it after you eat it?"

Although Lu Xiaoxian still wanted to scold him a few words, but looking at the broken bones of his body, he was still so naughty, and a sour feeling came to his heart.

"I don't like to hear this, let's say okay, mix with you, and you have to eat meat."

"Okay, you eat, you eat, gnaw the leftover bones, you can put them on by the way."

Lao Tan listened to Lu Xiaoxian's reminder and gestured with the pork ribs with meat.

"It's not good, how can I use pig bones with such a noble body."

"Then how do you make up for it, won't you dig up people's ancestral graves again?"

Lu Xiaoxian's brain melon is very fast.

Lao Tan glanced at Lu Xiaoxian and felt that the suggestion was not bad. said in his mouth: "No, no, I'm cowardly, I'm afraid of ghosts!" ”

Hearing this, everyone burst out laughing.

Lu Xiaoxian grabbed his arm vigorously, and Dou Xiaodou scratched his face vigorously, always feeling very itchy. But the others sat there and didn't get anything to do, probably the two of them were the most beaten.

But it's really itchy, and the more you scratch it, the more itchy.

"Brother Shihu, where did you get the meat, is it clean? Why is it so itchy after eating? ”

"It's just that the more you eat your face, the more itchy it gets."

Listening to Lu Xiaoxian ask Shi Hu, Dou Xiaodou mends the knife.

Where did Shi Hu know, he looked at them stupidly and tickled. He didn't say much, and he couldn't understand what was wrong, and he was stunned, not knowing what to say.

"We're all fine, look at Ah Ling, she's okay too. You and Ah Ling still eat a piece, why do you have something to do? ”

The fat man looked at them strangely.

And this whole process, Chen Daoxuan saw it in his eyes. glanced at Lu Xiaoxian several times, wanting to say something, but he held back. Sitting silently on the sidelines, without saying a word.

"Isn't that old monk poisoning us?"

Lu Xiaoxian's brain hole is really big, the monks have been gone for 800 years, and they are still strange.

Lao Tan laughed, but he didn't speak, it seemed that he knew the mystery.

"Lao Tan, do you want to talk about it?"

Lu Xiaoxian spoke ill of Lao Tan.

Lao Tan didn't care about him, and saw a sycophant bubble not far away. I jumped over in one step, picked it up and looked at it.

"Well, big enough. It's time for you to fill your stomach, too. ”

As he spoke, he shoved his sycophants into the mouth of his crutches. This operation made a lot of people stupid. But just as he ate, the sycophant's skin fell to the ground.

"That's fine."

Lu Xiaoxian said to himself.

After feeding the crutches, the old man came back.

"Say."

Lu Xiaoxian stared at him.

"Hey, hey."

Lao Tan smirked.

"Say!"

Lu Xiaoxian's words were serious.

"The wood you have gathered is a sumac branch. Hey! ”

Hearing Lao Tan's words, Lu Xiaoxian jumped up.

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier."

"Whoever told you to dry your stinky socks with Lao Tzu's leg bones, you should also teach you a lesson. In the future, you must respect the old and love the young, you have been beaten by ignorance, and you have nothing to do with half of me. ”

Listening to the old Tan training people, it seems to make a lot of sense.

"Old Tan, old Tan."

Lu Xiaoxian angrily smashed the remaining lump of soft --- meat in his hand. Lao Tan caught it, put it in his mouth and chewed it. The oil stains dripped down the tooth bones, and gave Ah Ling a white thumbs up.

"Well, fragrant, that's what it's called eating meat."

Lao Tan couldn't clean it up, so Lu Xiaoxian turned his head and shifted the target to Shi Hu again.

"Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, I was almost killed by you."

Lu Xiaoxian said, Shi Hu didn't know why, just laughed. Still stunned, a piece of lean meat on his hand was torn off by Lu Xiaoxian again.

Although a piece of food was torn off, Ah Hu was also very happy. knew that the master didn't blame him for pushing him away, he just wanted to bully Ah Ling.

"If you can't die, it's just a little itchy."

The old Tan also has a broken mouth.

"Get out." Lu Xiaoxian yelled at Lao Tan. He turned his head to Ah Ling again, chewed the meat in his mouth, and said, "Well, you taste it, this guy is roasted quite well." ”

Lu Xiaoxian tore off a small piece and stuffed it into Ah Ling's mouth with his dirty hands. Then he and Dou Xiaodou hid far away and didn't dare to get closer.

After being fed for a while, it's almost time to hit the road.

Although a few people can eat it very well, this is a whole fat pig. It's all bulging, there's a lot left, and there's a lot of cooked food in the baggage. I could only carry some by one person and send them to people along the way.

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