Chapter 130: A drunken enmity
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Lu Xiaoxian fell asleep for another three days before he woke up. Luo Hongyi was a little better than him, and slept for two and a half days. After waking up, I was still a little tired, hungry and tired.
Fortunately, there is a warm bed for me to sleep in, and I don't have to worry about safety. However, looking at Luo Tianhe with a black face in front of him, Lu Xiaoxian was still a little worried in his heart. Although this will not carry the green bamboo in his hand, the residual power is still there.
"Wake up, then get up and eat!"
Luo Tianhe touched his beard and said sternly to Lu Xiaoxian.
Lu Xiaoxian didn't say a word, jumped out of bed directly, and began to wash up and prepare for dinner. Luo Tianhe's family followed him like monkeys, making Lu Xiaoxian very uncomfortable.
"Look at you stinky boy, you are so weak at such a young age. Where did I go, and I slept for three days and three nights. ”
When Lu Xiaoxian heard Luo Tianhe's words, he thought: You old immortal, you have been tossing on the floating platform for half a month, and now you still blame the young master for being weak and incompetent. If you're really capable, you'll try it out for a month.
But I can only think about it in my stomach, but I don't dare to say it.
Lu Xiaoxian turned his head, looked at Luo Tianhe's family embarrassedly, and said, "I'...... I slept for three more days? ”
Hearing Lu Xiaoxian's question, Luo Hongyi's mother and daughter nodded synchronously. There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he said that you can really sleep.
"It's okay, Hongyi is the same as you, just got up."
Hearing her mother's words, Luo Hongyi was not happy, and quickly explained: "Mother, I got up a long time ago. Who is like him, slept for so long. ”
Her explanation this time, with the little Jiujiu in her heart, was afraid that some people would think she was lazy.
"Oh, that's right, then even if you wake up early!"
Mrs. Lowe laughed at her daughter again.
"Ahem, they're all ready to eat, and continue after eating."
Luo Tianhe felt that he was like a fart after them, and he didn't fit his identity, so after leaving the conversation, he went to the dining table and waited for them.
Lu Xiaoxian thought, it's past noon today, so you can rest for half a day. But when I heard Luo Tianhe's statement, it seemed that there was no rest.
"Dad, how can you be like this, you are more vicious than my master." Luo Hongyi followed Luo Tianhe's pace, but when it came to being vicious, she felt that it was really inappropriate, and hurriedly explained: "No, it's not vicious." It's severe, severe! ”
Luo Hongyi said as he gave him a smiling face.
"What, I can't stand it?" Luo Tianhe still treated Luo Hongyi with a black face, how could Luo Hongyi dare to speak, he could only turn his face away, waiting to see his Lao Tzu's reaction. Na Luo Tianhe said again: "That old thing can be so harsh, you can bear it." Now that it's your own father, you're not happy anymore? Comments? ”
Luo Hongyi waved his hand again and again, and hurriedly explained: "Don't dare, don't dare, how dare I." No matter what my master says, he is not as cruel as you. Although he has a serious and awe-inspiring face, he never beats people's butts with bamboo. Like you, like a tyrant. ”
When Luo Tianhe heard this, he immediately stood up from his seat and looked around for his green bamboo. Mrs. Luo happily pulled Luo Tianhe's arm and wanted to stop him, but Luo Tianhe dragged Mrs. around the house like a stubborn cow. Luo Hongyi saw that something was wrong, and immediately ran out of the door.
Lu Xiaoxian looked at the performance of this family, as if he had entered a theater. One is in the fake pull, and the other is in the fake search. and this Luo Hongyi, who usually looks cold, is so lively in front of his father and mother, it seems that they usually act in a lot of dramas.
"You stinky girl, wait until I find the stick, see how I clean you up."
Luo Tianhe said just a few words in his mouth over and over again, but the cow's temper was still very big. I've been in the house for a long time, but I just won't stop.
Luo Hongyi really couldn't stand her acting skills, so she stepped forward and picked up the green bamboo on the side table. said: "Dad, your acting skills are too clumsy. Or when you also learn from your daughter, if you can't learn, you don't need to spank, just pump your palms. ”
"You dead girl, don't you get out soon, aren't you afraid of being cleaned up?"
Mrs. Luo forcibly pulled this Luo Tianhe and shouted at Luo Hongyi. Na Luo Tianhe also stared at Luo Hongyi with wide eyes, panting heavily, indicating that he was very angry.
"Okay, you stinky girl, see if Lao Tzu doesn't open your ass!"
The corners of Luo Hongyi's mouth curled, and she said to Luo Tianhe with a smile: "Dad, don't pretend to be an old man." Even if I give you bamboo, I don't believe you'll really hit me. ”
"Then you can try it, and it's strange if Lao Tzu doesn't smoke you!"
At this time, although Luo Tianhe was still so unforgiving, he could clearly feel that he had been pinched by Luo Hongyi.
"Try it, try it, who is afraid of whom."
Luo Hongyi deliberately stretched out the bamboo in front of his Lao Tzu, but at a distance, Luo Tianhe couldn't get it.
"You stinky girl, you wait for me."
Luo Tianhe shouted, but Mrs. Luo would be very hard. I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, I really pumped a few times, but it was not light or heavy.
When Lu Xiaoxian heard this, he understood it. I thought: Okay, you old guy, it turns out that this bamboo is for me! No wonder only my butt hurt when I was on the floating platform, and I really thought I was dozing off by myself. It turns out that you arranged it on purpose!
The more Lu Xiaoxian thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't wait to take the bamboo in Luo Hongyi's hand and pump it a few times at the old thing in front of him, so as to relieve the sulkness in his heart.
Luo Hongyi is also quite sensible, and he is not attacking his old man. put the green bamboo in her hand in its place, stepped forward, took her Lao Tzu's arm, and pressed Luo Tianhe to the seat. Then he poured it full of wine, handed over the glass, and served the old thing comfortably.
"It's pretty much the same, like a child."
Luo Hongyi saw his old father take the bait, and immediately beckoned to Lu Xiaoxian. Signaling him to come over and toast his Lao Tzu, although Lu Xiaoxian was a little stunned, he also saw what Luo Hongyi meant.
Na Luo Tianhe saw that Luo Hongyi was so attentive, and knew that there was no good thing. Squinted at this ignorant stinky boy again, and naturally felt that this guy was too stupid, mainly because he was too dragged. As long as you are not convinced in your heart, you can't wait to write it on your face.
But it's true, who called Luo Tianhe more powerful than Lu Xiaoxian. It's normal for him to be unconvinced, he has been beaten violently, and he never dared to fight back. When encountering such a thing, who is willing to pay a smile to toast.
Looking at this motionless Lu Xiaoxian, Luo Hongyi was in a hurry. grabbed Lu Xiaoxian's arm, dragged him to the table, poured wine, and Luo Hongyi's small eyes kept signaling.
Lu Xiaoxian looked at Luo Tianhe, who turned his face to the side, raised his glass, and said reluctantly, "Uncle Jing." ”
"Hmph, it's like it. Ever since you entered the door, you have not been willing to toast the old man. Does it hurt? Do you still hate Lao Tzu? ”
When Luo Tianhe spoke, he really didn't care about Lu Xiaoxian's feelings. The atmosphere that was finally eased made him say this, and Lu Xiaoxian immediately looked embarrassed. I smacked my mouth, and I didn't know what to say for a while.
"Look at you, other people's children toast you and drink well, and talk so much."
Mrs. Lowe blamed the old man.
The old man saw that his body was thin, and his strength was not much better. Come on, come on, you give the old man three drinks first! ”
Luo Tianhe said, looking at Lu Xiaoxian with a wine glass to see what he would do. See if he is bold and dry, or twisted and pinched.
Of course, Lu Xiaoxian naturally understood the meaning of this old thing. I thought to myself: this old guy really can't speak. Although the master didn't have a good impression of him before, he has been coming to Xuanmen for so many days. Even a fool knows that everything he does is for himself. Although he was beaten severely, he figured it out and passed. But if he has to arch the fire and make people angry, he can't be cheap.
So, Lu Xiaoxian said: "You are also a senior uncle, the junior toasts you, you have to drink it first, and then I will drink it again." ”
As soon as Luo Tianhe heard it, he knew that this kid was playing tricks. In this way, he not only saved his face, but also poured wine. Luo Tianhe thought to himself: Good boy, if you want to pour wine into Lao Tzu, then it depends on how many catties and taels you can load.
Then, Luo Tianhe drank it all. Said: "It's your turn! ”
Lu Xiaoxian was naturally not to be outdone, and then a glass of wine was entered, but he suddenly stopped.
"Why, what tricks do you want to play with you stinky boy?"
Luo Tianhe said a word, and then they were all staring at Lu Xiaoxian to see what kind of fame he was doing.
Lu Xiaoxian sighed with a glass of wine. Then he said: "Pear blossom drunk, how can there be pear blossom drunk here?" Isn't this just a laughing wine shop? ”
"Hmph, what do we have in Xuanmen? Not to mention a few jars of broken wine, even if it is a palace banquet, it can still be done. ”
Luo Tianhe stroked his beard proudly.
"Xiaoxian, don't listen to his nonsense, he asks around to see what you like. Then he learned that you like to drink this pear blossom drunk the most, and you have to invite a friend to taste it, so he arranged for someone to go to a smile wine shop and call you back. ”
Mrs. Luo said with a smile.
"Madame, you are talking too much! You really think that he is sincere in inviting people to drink, you think too much. His little, the old man knows very well. ”
Luo Tianhe said.
"Oh, Dad, just do it, why are you afraid that he will know!"
Luo Hongyi followed behind to make up the words.
When Lu Xiaoxian heard this, he was still moved by the stubborn old guy in front of him. Although he has always been cruel to himself, these details are really touching. After drinking the two glasses of wine he owed, he said again: "Come, uncle, I will pay tribute to you for my master...... Three cups. ”
Lu Xiaoxian stood very well at this time, holding a cup in both hands and offering a glass of wine.
Luo Tianhe raised his hand to Lu Xiaoxian, and a glass of wine was also down. I didn't clink glasses with him, and I didn't talk much. Lu Xiaoxian also hurriedly followed, raising his head and drinking.
On the side, Luo Hongyi was not idle, and he was already full of it for his father. Lu Xiaoxian poured a good wine and said to Luo Tianhe: "Uncle Shi, the second cup, please!" ”
It's the same action again, three glasses of wine.
To say that this pear blossom is drunk, Lu Xiaoxian is naturally very familiar. I know that the entrance is soft, but the stamina is enough. Although there are some ways to escape from drinking, you can't waste such a good wine. Besides, this is a thousand miles away, and it would be a pity if you fooled and spilled some of it. It seems that today we have to move seriously and rely on the amount of alcohol to win.
So, he changed his way to toast Luo Tianhe. What for the sake of the wine shop owner, for the county lord, for the father and the villagers of Lihua Town, and so on, all moved out. Luo Hongyi was not idle, and it was okay to see her father blushing. She began to coax her father to drink again, and after a while, five or six pots of wine were drunk by them.
That Lu Xiaoxian was a little untrue when he spoke, but he was still pouring wine for Luo Tianhe for his father and fellow villagers.
Luo Tianhe also repeatedly said that he couldn't drink it, no, but as long as Lu Xiaoxian stretched out his wine glass, he picked up his cup again and drank it all. At the end of the drink, I feel a little like a brother.
"Come, little brother, one more."
Luo Tianhe was a little incoherent at this time.
"You will call me little brother, so why don't you think that the little brother is also a flesh chief when you beat me, don't you know that it hurts?"
Lu Xiaoxian began to confide in the bitterness in his heart.
"Well, that's all in the past. Why do big men keep remembering these little things and have an open mind. ”
Luo Tianhe stepped forward, sat next to Lu Xiaoxian, patted him on the shoulder and enlightened Lu Xiaoxian.
"Anyway, I don't care, it's just fighting. No, you'll have to punish yourself three. ”
Lu Xiaoxian's speech also began to slurr, intermittently.
"Okay, good, I'll drink, I'll drink."
Luo Tianhe swallowed cup after cup. said that he would punish himself three, but he drank five or six cups in a row. Then he turned his head to look at Luo Hongyi: "You dead girl, I've overdosed!" ”
"No, no, Dad, it's only the third drink of this."
Luo Hongyi does have a set of Lao Tzu.
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