620, Boss, am I stupid? 【2nd Update】
After doing it, Di Tianqiang endured the discomfort in his heart, and said with a dark face: "Have you seen clearly?" You pretend to pick up soul bones, turn around after picking them up, imitate my actions just now, and finally say "There are a lot of soul bones here, I'll wait for you", the tone should be cute, and take a full video. ”
Brigitte squatted on the ground and shook her head stupidly: "No, I have to watch it a few more times to remember." ”
"What ?!!"
Emperor Tian roared in disarray.
He'd done it to this stupid goose more than twenty times before this!
Brigitte immediately closed her eyes in pain and raised her hand to cover her ears: "It's so loud!" ”
Di Tian realized that his behavior might not be very gentlemanly, he coughed twice and said, "Then you must take care of it, I will do it a few more times, just a few times." ”
After fifty times.
Brigitte said solemnly: "Okay! I learned! ”
Emperor Tian lay on the ground, and there was nothing to love: "You finally learned, you can't learn again, even if I don't die of disgust by myself, I'm going to vomit myself, why do I feel so sick to my stomach when I do the cute actions that girls do......"
At this time, a little cutie suddenly appeared.
Brigitte poked her head over, her face blocking the sky from Emperor Tian's vision.
"Boss, are you going to die?"
"No... Not ...... yet"
Di Tian's eyes widened with a blush, and he suddenly felt that the sacrifice he had just made was worth it.
"Then you can help me shoot, doesn't it mean that this is the Lord's task?"
"Good!"
Di Tian immediately stood up and put a few soul bones on the ground, everything was ready, and now he was looking forward to Brigitte's wonderful performance.
But the smile on his face soon froze as if he had been fed.
Brigitte acted as if all the joints in her body had been rusted for hundreds of years, her hands and feet were completely out of her own, and her smile was not natural at all, as if someone was pointing a gun at the back of her head.
Di Tian endured his restless mood and asked with a smile, "Why is your scissor hand sticking out the middle three fingers?" ”
Brigitte's face was nervous, and she quickly retracted her middle finger, leaving only her index finger and ring finger: "Is this right?" ”
Ditian: "......"
He lay down on the ground again with no love.
Why... Will there be anyone in this world who can't even do scissorhands?
It's as simple as yawning.
Why? Why?!
Why is it strange that cute guys don't do cute actions at all, but rather strange!
"I'm sorry boss, I'm a little nervous."
Brigitte stood there helplessly, whispering.
Di Tian sat up again, took a deep breath and said, "Forget it, you don't have to do any more cute actions, just record a picture of you picking up soul bones, whatever you say in terms of lines." ”
Brigitte nodded.
So the shooting mission was resumed.
Di Tian sat there, watching Brigitte in the camera run towards the soul bones on the ground with small steps, pick up one and put it in his arms, put one in his arms and then fall down the other, fall down and pick it up again.
After picking it up, she ran over with the soul bones in her arms, but the soul bones that she had just placed in her arms fell down in the process of running.
The clumsy Brigitte was so stupid that her eyes were red, but she still adhered to the professionalism and said to the camera: "Soul bones and soul bones, big and many, I love soul bones, fried chicken likes ......"
Click.
End of video.
Di Tian watched the video over and over again, and then sent it to Brigitte in a private message, deciding to use this video.
He understood that Brigitte didn't like it because it was cute, but because of her stupid appearance, so he felt cute.
Isn't that the reason why I like her?
"Boss, am I stupid?"
Brigitte picked up all the soul bones that had just fallen again, and asked this question as she handed them to Emperor Tian.
"Have you finished picking up the soul bones?"
"I'm done."
Di Tian looked back, and there were two soul bones on the ground behind Brigitte that were shining brightly.
"Picked Up"
Ditian: "...... It's okay, it's not stupid, at least it's raining and knowing to go home, which is already better than many people. ”
The goose tilted her head as if she was thinking.
"Do you want to go home when it's raining? Oh! Then I remember! ”
“……”
Ditian: "...... Forget it, let's talk about how to send this video out, this is one of the things I taught you today. ”
"Okay!"
"I hope I can teach you ...... before it's my turn to attack"
"What did you say?"
"It's okay, I didn't speak."
……
Divine Realm.
The goddess of life brought several other deities, including the god of destruction, to a place.
There was a very thick tree here, which could not be hugged by several people at the same time, and the foliage was verdant and extremely lush, and the vast cover of the scene above seemed impenetrable.
Life: "This is my body, the Ancient Tree of Life, if we can use the divine power of our five law enforcers, coupled with the residual breath of the power of the dragon god, maybe we can use the Ancient Tree of Life as a medium to open the passage of the designated plane." ”
Evil: "The Ancient Tree of Life still has this ability, but can't it with the ability of the five of us?" ”
Life: "No, the dragon god is far stronger than us, so it is necessary to have his power to participate, the dragon pillar used to be his weapon, and the remaining power on it can completely make up for our shortcomings." ”
Destruction gave him a deep look at life and said in a deep voice, "If my guess is correct, this will consume your life, right?" ”
Life was stunned for a moment, and forced a smile and said: "This lifespan is nothing to me at all, it's just a drop in the bucket, I am the longest-lived god in the God Realm." ”
Destruction: "Huh? A little? Is it really just a little? ”
The god Shura frowned: "Life, you tell the truth. ”
Life looked serious: "What I said is the truth, it's so decided, I will go to Lin Yi at any cost to borrow the Ascending Dragon Pillar, you just wait for my news, the matter of the Rakshasa God must give an explanation, which is related to the future of our God Realm." ”
Evil: "When to borrow?" ”
The goddess of life looked at the scene on the other side of Wuhun City from afar: "Go now, I'll go alone, you don't have to follow." ”
She was suddenly pulled by destruction, and the latter said with a solemn face: "Let's wait for that little guy's reward to come out, what kind of dangerous type of reward is it?" ”
……
"Martial Soul True Body!"
The golden scales in the sky densely converged towards the little golden crocodile.
He repeated the last offensive skill, this little guy never cared if the damage was downgraded, and the latest attacks were all dealt with the ninth soul skill, regardless of whether there were other amplification skills to cooperate.
The offensive is over.
"Gollum-"
The little golden crocodile looked down at his round belly, and stretched out his finger to his belly: "Senior Lin Yi, it's hungry!" ”
Lin Yi: "Oh. ”
Is this little guy's belly a bottomless pit?
He must be the one who can inherit the position of the god of gluttony.