54 Cool Steps
After receiving Wen Chou's message, Wang Zhuo knew that this was the time when Xiongba was going to send his three apprentices to destroy Wushuang City and find the Mud Bodhisattva.
As soon as Wang Zhuo went out, he saw a cool person sitting on the top of the main hall of the Tianxia Association not far away.
With curly blue hair, a tight leather jacket, his hands and five fingers crossed on his chin, and his cold eyes slapped indiscriminately on his face.
He asked himself when he incarnated as Bu Lakyun, there was no opponent in the world of cool energy, but it was still half a point worse than this person.
"Wen ugly ugly! Where's your big hat? ”
A young girl in her double nine-year-old age walked from behind, looking pure and beautiful, lively and cute.
She is the daughter of Xiongba, Kong Ci.
Wang Zhuo breathed a sigh of relief, because there is no such person as Yang Gongru in the zombie world, so Kong Ci is played by Xiangjiang female star Chen Huimin.
It is the rumored Chen Huimin who was a triad double flower red stick before her debut, nicknamed the Thirteenth Sister of Campari Street.
debuted in the image of the head of the jade girl, and had scandals with many male stars, and was known as the thirteen philatelic sisters in the industry.
Fortunately, it wasn't Yang Gongru, otherwise if he said the sentence "I marry him, I can be with you as well" with Zhenzhen's face, Wang Zhuo felt that he would definitely collapse.
"Kong Ci, that hat doesn't suit me, so I took it off."
"Kong Ci? The first time you called me by my name, shouldn't you call me Miss? ”
"You're just a little bit of a little bit of heart, and you're not out to sell, it's too much to call Miss."
"What does it mean to come out and sell? Are all the ladies on the rivers and lakes businessmen? ”
“…… Kong Ci, what are you looking for me? ”
Kong Ci replied shyly: "Senior Brother Feng and Senior Brother Yun will go out tomorrow, I want to embroider two handkerchiefs for them and give them to them when they come back." ”
"And then?"
"I heard my father say that you will be the best female celebrity in the world, so I specially came to you to learn."
“…… I think the helper may have misunderstood, if you want to learn pickles to roast pork red, or pig red porridge, I can teach you, I really can't be a female red. To capture a man's heart, we must first grab their stomach. If Kong Ci waits for the senior brothers to come back and make a pig-killing feast for them to eat, I think they should be even happier. ”
"Really? But is it too late to learn to cook? ”
"Of course it's too late, but to learn to kill pigs, you must first learn to pick pigs, and then start by being a pork guy. Come with me, I'll teach you now. ”
Wang Zhuo fooled Kong Ci to the farm of the Tianxiahui.
A group of pigs snorted and arched in the pigsty, Wang Zhuo took out a sharp knife and said, "Kong Ci, let's go in and pick pigs." ”
"Huh~ It stinks! I don't want to go in. Kong Ci covered his nose.
Wang Zhuo said earnestly: "Kong Ci, for the sake of love, can't you even stand a little smell?" Think about it, the pig killing banquet you made with your own hands, Senior Brother Feng and Senior Brother Yun ate it with relish, and after eating, they shouted, 'Ah~ I really want to eat pork made by my junior sister for the rest of my life~ I would be so happy if I could marry my junior sister as a wife~', such a scene. Don't you think it's worth it and satisfying? ”
Kong Ci listened to Wang Zhuo's description of frustration, and couldn't help but fall into fantasy, his eyes full of longing.
"Good! For Senior Brother Feng and Senior Brother Yun! I want to learn how to kill pigs! ”
"Come, take this knife. Kong Ci, you tell yourself in your heart that at this moment, you are no longer the eldest lady of the world, you are a pork guy who is desperate for love. ”
In the middle of the night, there was silence, and almost everyone fell asleep.
After playing cool on the roof, Bu Jingyun sneaked into Kong Ci's room, and he will go out tomorrow, so let's say goodbye to X tonight.
In the dark, I familiarly touched the front of the bed, and reached out to touch the familiar direction.
Based on his understanding of Kong Ci's sleeping position, that direction must be her big nei...... What about Kong Ciren?
Bu Jingyun felt empty and found that Kong Ci was not in the room at all.
In the middle of the night, where did a girl go?
Bu Jingyun couldn't figure it out, so he decided to lie on the bed and wait for her to come back, and then ask her better.
Smelling the fragrance on the bed, Bu Jingyun grabbed the futon and covered it on his nose, revealing a perverted expression.
"Ah~Kong Ci~"
After sucking in for a while, there was movement outside.
Soon the door was pushed open, and a foul smell of blood came over me.
Bu Jingyun's face changed, who was so bold as to dare to break into Kong Ci's room!
Bu Jingyun jumped up, his palms were strong, and the teapot in the room jumped, and the tea in it was pulled to his palm, and it was about to be sent out at any time.
The movement startled the comer, and a crisp voice sounded: "Is it Senior Brother Yun?" ”
Bu Jingyun hurriedly took away his palm power: "Kong Ci? ”
At this time, the oil lamp was lit, shining on Kong Ci's beautiful face.
and her covered in blood and sludge.
Bu Jingyun asked, "Kong Ci! How did you get to this? ”
Kong Ci smiled: "This is a secret! When Senior Brother Yun comes back, I will give you a surprise! I'll take a shower first, do you want Senior Brother Yun to wash together? ”
Bu Jingyun was holding his breath, and when he heard this, his face changed, and he said, "I've already washed it, I'll see you wash it." ”
Then Bu Jingyun skillfully got under the bed, and Kong Ci called the maid to boil water to bathe.
After Kong Ci finished washing, the maid retreated with the bath bucket, Kong Ciguang slipped into bed, crawled out from under the bed with a startling step, and climbed into bed in a hurry.
As soon as he climbed into bed, he regretted it.
The stench on Kong Ci's body couldn't even be washed off in a bath, and now that the two of them were sticking together, they were about to vomit.
Or forget it? Bu Jingyun retreated.
But I thought that I would go out tomorrow, and I didn't know when I would come back, and I ate a handful of wolfberries before coming over just now......
Alas...... Forget it, it's coming.
Kong Ci said in a daze, "Senior Brother Yun...... Do it yourself...... I was so tired that I slept. ”
Bu Jingyun was stunned for a moment, and was a little unhappy in his heart, I admit that you stink, and you don't even give me the least respect and cooperation?
I don't follow this!
Bu Jingyun put his arm around Kong Ci's shoulders from behind, trying to get himself into the state as much as possible.
He said with a confused expression: "Xiaoci, you should call my name at this time...... Come...... Call me Cloud ......"
"Hmm...... Cloud ......"
"Ah...... I'd like to hear you call again...... Come ......"
"Whew...... Whew......"
"Come on...... Kong Ci ...... Come on......"
"Whew...... Call...... Purr ......"
Kong Ci fell asleep and died, and he had no fun, so he had to hurry up, put on his clothes and go back to sleep.
Sage time, he couldn't bear the smell anymore.
Early the next morning, Kong Ci rushed to the farm with a knife.
Through the in-depth communication with the piglets yesterday, she found that she still likes the cute way the piglets are divided into pieces.
As for going to see off the senior brothers, if this situation is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? Compared with the sadness when she saw them off, she looked forward to the surprise of the pig killing banquet when the brothers came back.
"Master Wen Chou, how to deal with this pig's small intestine?"
"Be careful, don't pierce, don't rip, and bring the whole lump out. Take the gall first, otherwise the pig will be wasted if it is broken. ”
"What about this pig's large intestine?"
"This pig intestine is handled, and it depends on personal taste. If you like a heavier taste, don't wash it too cleanly, if you can't eat this taste, just rub the flour and wash it well. ”
Under Wang Zhuo's patient guidance, Kong Ci killed dozens of pigs a day, and his progress was rapid.
Hearing that Master Wen Chouchou said that he was going to go out tomorrow, and then there was no one to guide him, Kong Ci practiced hard and tried his best to ask everything he should ask.