110 Save Gaobao
Ask for uncle's game hall in the room.
Gao Bao lay on Uncle Qiu's "operating table" with a big belly.
When they were in the hotel, they didn't realize that when they rushed to Uncle Qiu, Gao Bao's belly swelled up like a pregnant woman, getting bigger and bigger, and his belly almost exploded, only screaming in pain all the way.
Until this time when Uncle Qiu was asking, Gao Bao was already pregnant for nine months.
Uncle Qiu came over with a leather hose, Gao Bao was stressed when he saw the pipe now, and said in horror: "Uncle Qiu! What are you doing?! ”
Uncle Qiu sneered: "What are you doing? I will give you an endoscope first, and then I will help you have an abortion! Mouth! ”
Uncle Qiu poured a cup of talisman water into Gao Bao's mouth, and then stuffed a thin tube into Gao Bao's throat.
Then cast a spell to control the tube, which burrowed into Gao Bao's stomach like a snake.
After dealing with it, Uncle Qiu came to the computer monitor, looked at it, and couldn't help frowning.
Uncle Qiu may not have the deepest mana, nor is his Taoism the strongest, but as a logistics staff, his greatest strength is to develop various props.
This is the Xuanguang mirror developed by him in combination with modern technology, combined with computer imaging, the control is more refined and the mana is more saving.
Seeing that Uncle Qiu's face was not very good, Tianyou came behind him and saw many things like insects wriggling on the display.
"Uncle Qiu, what's in Gao Bao's belly?"
Uncle Qiu said: "Gao Bao is unlucky, he met a ghost son and mother." ”
"Devil mother?"
"Yes, the devil mother, also called the happy mother. It is one of the Yaksha ghosts, and most likes to lure humans into copulation, and lays eggs into human stomachs, counting five hundred eggs each time. ”
"Five hundred?!" Gao Bao exclaimed, "Then isn't my stomach going to explode?" ”
Uncle Qiu said: "You are lucky, you interrupted its spawning halfway, and you have about 400 eggs in your stomach." ”
Gao Bao rolled his eyes and almost fainted, is there a difference between four hundred and five hundred?
Guo Tianyou asked, "Uncle Qiu, is there a solution?" ”
Uncle Qiu said: "There is a way, but ......"
Gao Bao's stomach squirmed for a while, and the pain made him sweat coldly, and he hissed: "Please uncle don't sell it!" I'm dying! ”
Uncle Qiu asked: "This method is not acceptable to ordinary people, are you sure you are willing?" ”
"Yes! Willing! Come on! ”
"Good!" Uncle Qiu turned around and left.
Guo Tianyou asked, "Where are you going?" ”
Uncle Qiu untied his trouser belt and said, "Go get something for Gao Bao's tire." ”
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The exhibition finally ended, and after Ma Xiaoling hung the wind chimes at each entrance, she found a place to sit and close her eyes to recuperate.
"I'm a pair of twos!"
"Is there a mistake? I play a pair of 4 and you play a pair of 2? We're farmers, won't you be able to play? ”
"! The card is Lao Tzu, how Lao Tzu loves to play how to play! ”
Ma Xiaoling, who had just closed her eyes for a few seconds, couldn't help but open her eyes, that mainland security Jianguo was really noisy!
She walked over to Jianguo, who was pulling two G4 members to play cards.
By the time she arrived, Jianguo's skills were poor and the G4 member of the landlord had won.
"Come on, come on, take the money and get the money!"
Jianguo took out a handful of change from his pocket, counted it and slapped it on the table: "My God, my Jianguo is willing to gamble and lose!" But that's all I have for money! You take it first, and I'll pay you back the rest when I make money!" ”
The landlord is not happy: "This will lose you 500, and you only have more than 100 yuan here, which is too much!" ”
Jianguo slapped the table and shouted: "I Jianguo is full of words, and it is difficult to chase the horse!" Will I still lie to you! ”
Ma Xiaoling said: "Okay, okay, I'll help him make up for it if it's not enough, you guys be quiet!" ”
Jianguo said coldly: "No need! The woman is a bone-scraping steel knife! Please stay away from me! ”
Ma Xiaoling ignored him, threw down five hundred yuan, and said, "Be quiet, don't disturb my rest." ”
Who knew that Jianguo crumpled the money into a ball and threw it at Ma Xiaoling, who reached out and grabbed it.
"Humph! I am a man who is a man who is a country, and I will never eat a woman's soft rice! I know that you are greedy for my beauty and want to impress me with money, I advise you to die of this heart as soon as possible! ”
Ma Xiaoling's head is full of black lines, big brother, why don't you go to the toilet to pee and look in the mirror? Where did you get the confidence to think I had a crush on you?
Seeing that Jianguo began to shout loudly again, Ma Xiaoling couldn't bear it anymore and pulled a chair over and sat down.
"Fun, isn't it? I'll do two rounds too! ”
The G4 members didn't want to play with this poor ghost for a long time, and when they saw a beautiful little rich woman entering the room, they directly squeezed Jianguo out.
"Beauty, what do you want to play?"
Ma Xiaoling said: "Black Jack." How much money do you have? ”
The G4 members glanced at each other, this beauty listened to the tone and played a lot.
"I have 5200."
"I have 3600."
Ma Xiaoling took out a stack of cash from her bag, counted out 3,500 and put it on the table: "I'll be a banker, this will be 3,500, and the cards will be dealt with it!" ”
Jianguo saw them play so big, he couldn't afford to play, so he could only watch with his eyes.
The members of the dealing team were each dealt two cards and asked, "Do you want more?" ”
Ma Xiaoling didn't look at it, and turned over the two cards casually: "Don't, I'm 21 points." ”
The row is a king of spades, an ace of spades.
Even if the opposite side also touched 21 points, the suit was not as big as her, and this game was won.
"I've got 100 dozen taxis for you."
Ma Xiaoling took 3,500 from each of them.
The one left has 1700.
Ma Xiaoling glanced at him and asked, "How is it?" Do you still play? ”
The security member always felt that it would be because the other party was lucky, and wanted to win the money back, gritted his teeth, and said, "Come again!" But can you change the position? ”
Ma Xiaoling smiled and said in her heart: Ten bets and nine cheats, even the feng shui bureau can't completely determine the outcome of the game, let alone just change positions and steal the limelight?
After Ma Xiaoling and the other party changed positions, she generously let the other party deal cards.
This bet 1600, or leave 100 for the other party to take a taxi.
Seeing that the other party was so confident, the security members who dealt the cards began to lose their hearts and feet, and secretly did something when shuffling the cards.
Nail marks are engraved on the cards of the Ace of Spades and the King of Spades.
Ma Xiaoling glanced at his hand and didn't poke it.
The security team dealt two cards to their hands and breathed a sigh of relief, this one was a sure win.
Unexpectedly, Ma Xiaoling didn't look at it again, and opened the two cards.
"21 o'clock. If you still want cards, you can touch them yourself. ”
The security members were dumbfounded, only to see that Ma Xiaoling's row was the King of Spades and the Ace of Spades, what was going on?
He silently turned over his cards, and found that it was a square 7, a heart Q, basically if you want it again, the probability of bursting is half and half, even if you touch 21 points, the suit is not as big as the other party, and you will lose.
He looked at the mark on the card, he did it right, but how could he run to the other side?
Could it be that I made a mistake when I made the mark?
Ma Xiaoling took his money, and now that several people have no money, they won't gamble, and they won't disturb their rest.
Ma Xiaoling got up to leave, and Jianguo said, "Ma Woman, I can't see that your special function is so powerful!" ”
Ma Xiaoling said: "It's not as powerful as your voice." Be quiet and let me rest for a while. The night may be a little uneven, you are optimistic about the import and export, I will return the money to you at dawn. ”
Hearing her say this, the G4 members were overjoyed and hurriedly packed up their spirits and became vigilant.