Chapter 696 690 The world is contrary to me
"Click-"
Press the power switch and wait for your old computer to work. This is how the day of an ordinary otaku begins, and like the otaku of many countries around the world, Lee Storm Spirits is addicted to the second dimension, but it may be different from the otaku of other races in the world - panda people never worry about weight. Of course, in recent years, the aesthetic idea that the fatter the better, has been impacted by cholesterol, blood pressure and blood lipids in medical examinations - but as an otaku, the body has long been put aside.
The panda man rubbed his sparse sleepy eyes, and took on his glasses without washing his face. I found the leftover from yesterday's food from the table, smelled it and could still eat it, put it in my mouth, clicked on the web page, and started the journey of the new day. In the past, the first thing I watched must have been yesterday's comic update, novel update, AB station update and the like, but in recent days, the house world and the world's mainstream media have suddenly and unexpectedly converged!
The Knight King Cybertron, Hell Roars, Bourkeso.
Thanks to the blessing of a "Long Night of Destiny", the otaku community around the world knows that the original Knight King can be, and of course, it is not difficult to imagine the boom caused by this sensational effect in the world. This month's news has already confirmed that there is nothing else, the news of the United States is constantly broadcast live in the United Kingdom, this is the tradition of the United States, and of course it is also the tradition of European and American countries - [you also have today] feeling, don't you? The last time I played like this was more than ten years ago when the princess died.
In the academic world, some people have studied whether the order of the next royal heir will be changed, or even whether the current throne will be changed immediately, and of course some of the happy climaxes are real historians. When it comes to the people, only gossip remains, and it is specific to otaku......
Only Saber remains.
A "fate/SN" is the brain hole of a person in District 11, and the brain hole in the work is based on "the knight king is actually a woman", what is it described in the original work?
[With shoulder-length blonde hair, turquoise pupils, eyes that never admit defeat, and a very pretty face without makeup.] Petite in stature, he no longer grows after pulling out the sword in the stone as a teenager. In daily life, blue ribbons will be used as decorations to tie up the hair, looking like a noble girl in the medieval European court, the hair looks gentle, dignified and beautiful when the hair is coiled, and when the hair is down, it looks gentle and virtuous, sweet and beautiful. 】
Of course, the main thing is that in the original work, although she is very loyal, upright and serious, with the honor and pride of being a knight, but deep down she is still just a girl - but within a week she has slept with the man she just met.
Well...... Although this is the case, everyone doesn't see it that way.,It's been used more than once in the original work.。
In various derivative works, such as the same book,That's even more to get the reputation of "the same bus",At the beginning, he was crowned as the [King of the Book] (the 18 forbidden same people based on her as the prototype).
Its popularity is so high that it is rare in the otaku world.
But...... I really didn't expect it.
The prototype has been resurrected, and the "expected" is a very beautiful and lovely man - although it is a beautiful man, it doesn't matter, and some people even think it is better.
Who's behind the network, and no one can confirm who's behind it. Let's say this person who is posting-
Although it is a sassy beauty, but because the dark circles caused by long-term insomnia are too thick and decadent, and it is a patient in the late stage of anorexia, meals and nutritional supplements can only rely on capsules that can not give people a sense of satiety at all, long-term hunger brings catastrophic illness and weakness, and can not give people a healthy feeling at all, is a second-class cripple at the same time the age is only twenty-one years old, the height is only one meter fifty-two, but the wings are two meters and five meters long, and the Harbit tribe, who is currently applying for the Royal Knights with this physique, is simply unimaginable, registered with the screen name[Under the skill, everyone is equal] - at a glance, you can tell that it is a rotten guy who plays Hearthstone to death.
Under the skill, everyone is equal: "On deception and truth, I see that Saber must be a woman!"
Duke of Doom: "The world belongs to the Knight King—— and the Knight King is my wife!"
Guanwai Bull Bear: "Are you so sick, Saber is obviously my wife!"
The big man who picked his feet: "If you take a closer look, how can such a cute person not be a boy?" ”
Thunder roared to the bear: "Let's calmly analyze the current situation - when will the knight kingdom be established? ”
Gensokyo: "Otaku's combat power is only 0. 5 goose, what are you doing here?—— I think what we should do now is to grab relatives and kisses, and be happy——!
Dinner was oranges: "Yes, yes, burn Buckingham Palace!"
All sorts of sticker debates continued, and Lee Storm Spirits watched all sorts of chatting with joy or brain-dead. I also joined in this rolling red dust, and I can't extricate myself - it's been the first few days since today?Anyway, since I saw the first book of "The Story I Have to Tell with the Knight King" yesterday, N Duo claimed that he and Cybertron once had a leg and the guy who survived that era jumped out.
Originally, Li Storm Spirits also wanted to open the webpage today to see where it was written......
But an even more striking piece of news blinded his golden panda eyes.
"Embarrassing Situ Interviews the Knight King......"
To be honest, Li Storm Spirits doesn't care much about all kinds of foreign [shows], but this time he has to care. The only question is how did he go to England when he heard that he was an American?
Puzzled, he clicked on a web page, and Li Storm Spirits stared at the monitor intently. Although it is not the most mainstream website, the video program views of the barrage website he is now logged in have reached 450. 90,000 times, 6,000 rounds to the top of the barrage -
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Embarrassed Situ is a Chinese nickname, his full name is Jon Stewart - like many Stewarts, he is an American dwarf, and he is already a tall and mighty one-meter six after being mixed in the goblin, and he is a rare entertainment host with a more positive outlook and a relatively normal mental state. The hosting style is humorous and witty, and the sarcastic self-deprecation and complaining stunts are amazing-
"Welcome to the Daily Show of Embarrassment—"
In the live broadcast room, in front of a small table for live news broadcast, the Metropolitan Police Department, which is over half a hundred years old and slightly gray, but energetic and smiling, danced under the loud cheers of a group of viewers (To) in the live broadcast room. His hands collapsed and he pointed to Cybertron, who was sitting next to him, in a look of fear.
"Today we have the honor of inviting the great, the eternal, the king of kings—the greatest knight of all bedtime books, the knight of knights, the king of knights—I don't know what to say, it's our king of knights anyway. "Today's Cybertron is wearing a blue casual suit, with a faint smile on his pretty face, and it feels good to be cheered on.
"Thanks—" shyly smiled, and Cybertron waved to a row of spectators, only to win even more cheers—and cheers from the computer.
"In any case, it is a great honor to have you today, Your Highness. Situ straightened his tie, stood up and bowed as he spoke, "Please allow me to welcome you on behalf of everyone—"
"Ah...... It doesn't matter, I know you. Cybertron stretched out his hand and shook the other party: "Queen Anna said that if you want to know more about the real United States, you can watch your show, and when I look at it, I find that I like you and your show very much - relax, host how you want." ”
"Uh...... Flattered, Your Highness. Situ instantly relaxed a lot, and his mind turned to think about the things he learned in elementary school history class: "I am always surprised and humbled to all my audience, first of all, I should congratulate you on the respect and affection of everyone——"
"Thank you - but first of all, some people don't like me. ”
The handsome young man sighed helplessly, raised one of his hands and began to count: "There were countless in my time, the nobles of the former dynasty, the demons, the French, the vast majority of the Vikings, and the Xingyue Sect - but I heard that these people are now whitewashed." ”
"Uh...... It seems that the old thinking of the past has not improved much, Your Highness—"
"It's okay to call me Cyber, that's what people around me usually call me. ”
"Flattered, Your Highness...... Oh, Cyber. Uncle Yu's dwarf was full of funny temperament, and after thinking for a while, he poked his hand on the table and said word by word to get to the point: "I used to only see you in various books, but now it's a bit ...... to see real people."
"I didn't expect to be so short and thin, right? Cybertron smiled indifferently and generously: "It doesn't matter, I also have a growth period, but it's a little shorter." After being pitted by Akatosh, there hasn't been—"
"Oh...... Forgive me for not knowing much about ancient things—the ...... of Akatosh?"
"If you have enough time for the show, I'll talk about what you need to say. Cybertron spread his hands and said, "Akatosh is called the creator of the universe by the Dragon Cult, and was widely worshipped as the main god in Roman times, if anyone is willing, they can go to the place I said and dig it, and they should be able to dig up a lot of things from that era-"
"Uh...... IMHO. Cyber, your time seems to be a thousand years ago, and the Roman era is almost three or four thousand years ago?—— how do you know that things were so clear in that era?"
"This one...... Because I have a good relationship with the people who survived that era, I listened to what they said, and it seems that there are fewer people who survived in that era in your era, or fewer people who came out. It just so happened that there was a man in those days who was my wife. ”
"Oh...... this is a bit surprising and imaginative—the favorite thing for the entertainment media in our country and around the world is to dig up and invade other people's privacy. Yu Situ smiled and made a cautious peeping look: "Although I know, all normal media people also know that everyone is basically an ordinary person, and they live an ordinary life every day." Entertainment news needs to be created and even fabricated, for example, "Embarrassing Situ has talked a lot about same-sex love today, and he is about to transform into same-sex filming" - but, well, would you mind talking about your married life?"
"Don't mind! Although my family and I may be criticized, but it is my wife, I dare not say it, who dares to say it?"
The stunning beautiful boy said this domineering man's words, which made people want to complain.
"That's great—everyone knows that you and Her Majesty Queen Alice Phil are a one-on-one husband and wife—what do you think of Alice Phil I?"
"Ah...... You must know that I will have to see her in the future, and you will not make her ugly in front of everyone. Cybertron scratched his cheeks in embarrassment, and an expression of happiness and pain appeared on his beautiful face: "Then if you want to talk about it, maybe she won't hear it...... Well, yes. ”
Cybertron thought for a moment and said, "She was the first person to recognize me, and of course the first woman to recognize me. As recorded in history, it was a beautiful and stunning woman, and the most important thing was that she was gentle and generous...... By the way, it's scary to get angry. ”
"Uh-huh...... that's not the same thing you just praised earlier?......"
"What's the matter? Haven't you ever been scolded by your wife?" Seeing the laughter of everyone in the audience with goodwill or "You have today", Cybertron pursed his lips angrily, and finally said to Uncle Yu, "Say as if you are not afraid of your wife's temper." ”
“...... Aren't you embarrassing me? How can I answer that question......"
"No, let's die together! You've told me and I've answered! Since you want to hack me, of course I'll change back. Cybertron was also not polite, and grabbed Situ's hand and did not let go: "You also tell me - everyone take a look! Situ said that he is not afraid of the women of his family!"
"It's not...... You are also a knight king, how can you be so unreasonable - when did I say that I am not afraid of my wife, I respect her very much......"
"Tsk, less nonsense. Cybertron let go of the other party's hand, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous plan: "It's bad luck for you to wait to go home—— what's the problem......
“...... Nothing, just the benefits of monogamy suddenly came to mind. Yu Situ found that the other party could indeed be bullied, at least like this, so he showed an excellent host and guests, as well as an excellent demeanor in controlling the rhythm of the show: "I have a family and a wife, but you have a family and multiple wives - this is similar to the ****** in our country." I may have an angry wife back home, but you're more than one, and you just said you were in Roman times...... Surely it's not Alice Phil I, is it a wife?
“...... Count you ruthless, but of course I won't take back what I said, and seeing that there are few records of them in history, I will say more. Yes, it just so happens that I am also justifying her name this time, and I will not keep the good or the bad - there is a woman who is very special, she loves life, she loves drama and her people, which is already a rare thing in her time, because I don't think you have done it in your time. But this love was too selfish, and the result was that in the end her people killed her, a man named Nero in history. As the empress, she had no choice but to commit suicide, and then a sorceress who could not stand it took her head and body to Ireland, where she was resurrected as one of the first few headless horsemen—"
"Oh...... Oh......"
This is really big news.
One of the more famous tyrants of antiquity was the second chamber of another of the most prominent knights of antiquity...... That's a bit of a big deal. There's so much information that it's almost upending the archaeological community?
"This ...... I can't believe it, this ......."
"Don't believe it, then I'll just say it-" Cybertron smiled bitterly and pointed to his cheek, "There was another famous thing at the beginning, but it should be the city record of Kanafeng." I look exactly like her, exactly the same! So much so that many people confuse the two of us, and as a Headless Horseman, she often scares people with her head, and countless of my guards are scared half to death. Every day when I go home and see my wife pretending to be dead in a different way, I have to hurry to save the scared half-dead guards - it doesn't matter if I don't believe it, she hasn't died, but I walked through the back door and brought into Avalon. You'll know when I bring her to sit with you when I have time, but ...... Forget it, I don't think there's much time left, and I'll have to die quickly after the coffin in England is repaired-"
"Well, let's not mention that for now, if there are old historians in our audience, we have to worry about their heart problems - I really didn't expect that one day my show will become eighteen banned - eighteen years old and forbidden to watch. Yu Situ smiled and waved his hand, took out the second one he should have today, and asked: "It should be a week before the resurrection is today, and I believe it is not difficult for you to see that your influence in this world is actually quite large." As the best Knight King, I guess you just want to regain the throne in England, and someone will respond, right?"
"Alas...... First of all, I would like to explain that it is something that only rebels do, and I will never do it, and my responsibility is at most to kill someone when they do this kind of thing. Cybertron first explained: "To be honest, the title of Knight King was originally given by you. In my time, it didn't have much to do with me. As for chivalry, it is better to go to the East to find it, most of what I saw in my time were ...... Well, anyway, there aren't many good people, there are a lot of bad people, and of course there are more ignorant ones-"
"It seems that you don't like your title of Knight King?——"
"I don't like it very much!"
"Hmm...... Today's astonishment continues, why do you say that? You are a rare person in our many faiths, black and white, and the characters that straddle black and white - Xingyue, Protestantism, Bishop, and Orthodoxy, except of course the Jews, who see everything as a pirated copy of the same people—why don't you like the title of Knight King? We are very sad——"
"I'm even more sad!" Cybertron pointed to his chest and stomped his foot sharply, "Since you asked, I'll tell you directly, I did plan to launch a new Holy Cult Army two days ago. ”
"Huh......" Uncle Yu stared widely.
"The target is District 11!"
"Oh......?" all the audience friends in front of the TV and the computer were giggling in their hearts at that time.
"Damn it, I watched a cartoon called [fate/sn] or something, and it actually portrayed me as a woman, not to mention, hundreds of thousands of people have me! Let me tell you, my mood at that time was to kill him with a knife!"
"Poof—— "Poof" in front of the computer I don't know how many people sprayed a screen for this sentence, causing direct economic losses to ignore, and more people replaced the computer screen, because the explosion and crossing caused by the current short circuit combustion also rose instantly.
"What is FATE/SN?" is not an otaku, so of course I don't know what it means. A few of the people in the audience who had penetrated into the enemy were already spraying, so he quickly asked his production team and asked for a picture - a good production team needs to have talents in all aspects. So a 18-odd ban on the same cover about Saber was coded and thrown onto the screen.
The screen that was just wiped clean is going to be wiped again.
"yes! it's this!" Cybertron smacked at the big screen, then snorted, "MD, I've been dead for over a thousand years, and you guys won't stop when they......'re dead! Forget it, I don't think there's much time left, and I'll have to die quickly after the coffin in England is repaired-"
"Well, let's not mention that for now, if there are old historians in our audience, we have to worry about their heart problems - I really didn't expect that one day my show will become eighteen banned - eighteen years old and forbidden to watch. Yu Situ smiled and waved his hand, took out the second one he should have today, and asked: "It should be a week before the resurrection is today, and I believe it is not difficult for you to see that your influence in this world is actually quite large." As the best Knight King, I guess you just want to regain the throne in England, and someone will respond, right?"
"Alas...... First of all, I would like to explain that it is something that only rebels do, and I will never do it, and my responsibility is at most to kill someone when they do this kind of thing. Cybertron first explained: "To be honest, the title of Knight King was originally given by you. In my time, it didn't have much to do with me. As for chivalry, it is better to go to the East to find it, most of what I saw in my time were ...... Well, anyway, there aren't many good people, there are a lot of bad people, and of course there are more ignorant ones-"
"It seems that you don't like your title of Knight King?——"
"I don't like it very much!"
"Hmm...... Today's astonishment continues, why do you say that? You are a rare person in our many faiths, black and white, and the characters that straddle black and white - Xingyue, Protestantism, Bishop, and Orthodoxy, except of course the Jews, who see everything as a pirated copy of the same people—why don't you like the title of Knight King? We are very sad——"
"I'm even more sad!" Cybertron pointed to his chest and stomped his foot sharply, "Since you asked, I'll tell you directly, I did plan to launch a new Holy Cult Army two days ago. ”
"Huh......" Uncle Yu stared widely.
"The target is District 11!"
"Oh......?" all the audience friends in front of the TV and the computer were giggling in their hearts at that time.
"Damn it, I watched a cartoon called [fate/sn] or something, and it actually portrayed me as a woman, not to mention, hundreds of thousands of people have me! Let me tell you, my mood at that time was to kill him with a knife!"
"Poof—— "Poof" in front of the computer I don't know how many people sprayed a screen for this sentence, causing direct economic losses to ignore, and more people replaced the computer screen, because the explosion and crossing caused by the current short circuit combustion also rose instantly.
"What is FATE/SN?" is not an otaku, so of course I don't know what it means. A few of the people in the audience who had penetrated into the enemy were already spraying, so he quickly asked his production team and asked for a picture - a good production team needs to have talents in all aspects. So a 18-odd ban on the same cover about Saber was coded and thrown onto the screen.
The screen that was just wiped clean is going to be wiped again.
"yes! it's this!" Cybertron smacked at the big screen, then snorted, "MD, I've been dead for more than a thousand years, and you guys won't stop when they're dead!"