Chapter 3: A room full of magic weapons

"Assembly line, is this the name of the master? It's very different, I wonder if the old man can visit him? ”

Taishang Laojun had an expression of having met a confidant, and looked at Fan Jian eagerly.

"This, no, let me tell you that, Uncle Li.

The assembly line is not people, it is technology, wisdom, and productivity, which cannot be seen or touched. ”

I don't know how to explain to Taishang Laojun, and I can't explain the principle of freon refrigeration, so it's even more unclear, Fan Jian can only be summarized as technology.

"I can't see it, I can't touch it, is it the way of heaven?"

Taishang Laojun muttered to himself and frowned.

"Uncle Li, you sit for a while, I'll change my clothes and we'll set off."

Fan Jian is a dedicated person, and when the customers arrive, then start working.

He didn't care about breakfast, pulled Taishang Laojun to the sofa and sat down, and he went to his room.

Quickly changed his clothes for work and got his tour guide card, which must not be forgotten, he can waive the entrance fee for scenic spots, and he doesn't want to spend money in vain.

As soon as I arrived in the living room, I saw Taishang Laojun holding a water cup and smiling and walking out of the bathroom.

"Xiao Fan, this cave is very cleverly built, and it has also attracted a clear spring.

I was thirsty, so I took some, but the spring was too small to get water. ”

Taishang Laojun said as he raised the cup and was about to drink it.

"Wait, the bathroom, the clear spring, the inconvenience of getting water?"

Fan Jian seemed to understand something. hurriedly stepped forward to snatch the water cup and pulled Taishang Laojun to the bathroom.

"Uncle Li, did you get the water from here?"

Pointing to the toilet, Fan Jian asked with palpitations, fortunately he found it in time.

Otherwise, if Taishang Laojun really drank the water in the toilet, how many lives would he have? That's a fairy, a palm thunder will make his soul fly and annihilate.

"Yes, the old man saw that the spring water was clear, and he happened to be thirsty, so he took some, is there anything wrong?"

Lao Jun was also full of doubts, but after Fan Jian finished introducing the effect of the clear spring, his face suddenly turned dark, and he stroked his chest, suppressing the nausea in his heart.

"If you're thirsty, there's the drink I bought in the fridge, and this is called a water dispenser, which is drinkable water."

Fan Jian pretended not to see Lao Jun's face, pulled him to introduce the faucet, water dispenser, and told him how to use it.

Then he introduced the microwave oven, gas stove, air conditioner, and television, and explained a lot of precautions as he introduced them.

Calculate the time, and the customers of the day trip will stay in the villa for one night and return to the heavenly court the next day.

He didn't want to die in the middle of the night, or get up to put out the fire, or get poisoned by gas.

Lao Jun's face was excited, his eyes were full of light, for him, this room full of household appliances is a magic weapon.

After Fan Jian's introduction, he began to experiment one by one, and finally stayed on the sofa, staring at the TV.

Because on TV, a popular science program is being played, introducing how to turn electricity into productivity.

"Uncle, Uncle Li, it's time for us to go?"

Seeing that Lao Jun seemed to be on the sofa, his eyes didn't even blink, Fan Jian kindly reminded.

"What are you going for?"

Lao Jun didn't reply, his eyes were still staring at the TV.

"Don't you always come for day trips? I will take you to enjoy the beauty of the mortal world, see the ancient architecture, and experience the time-honored culture. ”

"Have my thirty-three days of beautiful scenery? Is there my Tushi Palace ancient, and my Tao Te Ching is cultured?

Besides, isn't that something you can feel? ”

Lao Jun listened to Fan Jian's words, noncommittal, and was not moved at all.

Then press the remote control, and the TV screen immediately jumps to the travel channel, and the beautiful scenery of the river and mountains appears on the screen.

"You're always learning, and you're going to change the channel. But don't want to go out and about? ”

Lao Jun didn't want to go out, Fan Jianle was leisurely, but he was in a professional level, and he didn't want Lao Jun to waste a day's experience time in the room watching TV.

"Goo-goo."

Just as they were trying to persuade, Fan Jian and Lao Jun's stomachs rang at the same time, and the two smiled at each other awkwardly.

"Hungry? I didn't eat breakfast either, Uncle Li, let's have some together? ”

People are iron, rice is steel, Lao Jun still came to the dining table, but his eyes still did not leave the TV screen.

"Are you immortals hungry too? In my impression, aren't the gods eating and drinking, and not eating the fireworks of the world? ”

Handing over the soy milk fritters and putting them in front of Lao Jun, Fan Jian asked curiously.

"Didn't the third tell you? In order not to affect the operation of this world, we came to the mortal world this time to seal the cultivation.

Now he is no different from a mortal, of course he will be hungry, and he will eat three meals a day. ”

It was advertising time, Lao Jun turned around, took a bite of the fritters, and was very satisfied.

"Want to eat?"

Fan Jian's first thought was that he had to apply for a reserve fund with Zhang Laosan, and his savings were hard to eat by himself, and he had no money to advance.

"Uncle Li, do you really want to watch TV in your room for a day? Don't go out and see? ”

Fan Jian is still not worth it for Lao Jun, just one day's experience time, and it ended before he even came out of the room.

"Don't worry, what about a year? See you later! ”

changed the channel again, and Journey to the West was playing, Lao Jun was immediately attracted and said casually.

"A year? Isn't it a day? How could it be a year? ”

Fan Jian snorted, so frightened that Lao Jun threw away all the fritters and almost sat on the ground.

No wonder he was excited, a person's commission is only 10,000, and it will take a year to get it, this is a loss-making business, he was fooled by Zhang Laosan's old guy.

"One day in heaven and one year on earth."

Lao Jun picked up the fritters on the ground and said quietly.

"Zhang Laosan, you old liar, the master is gone!

Resign, I want to resign, you are a fake recruitment, to tell you, the master is not easy to mess with. ”

Dialed the old guy's number, Fan Jian yelled into the phone, he decided, this Raushzi's immortal guardian, he won't do it.

"Young man, the anger is too big, why, don't even call the uncle?

What happened? Yelling, what did I lie to you? ”

On the other end of the phone, the old guy's voice was mixed with the sound of sucking noodles, and he said unhurriedly.

"You explain to the master, is it a one-day trip or a one-year trip?

How will my commission be calculated? Whether it's a day or a year, you tell me clearly! ”

Fan Jian's words were excited, if the old guy was in front of him, this sentence must have been asked by the collar.

"I never said that the commission is paid once a day, it's all up to you.

Isn't that jet lag? According to the labor law, the remuneration of employees shall be paid according to the standard of the place of work.

A day trip is a celestial saying, but one day in heaven and one year on earth.

The place where you work is the mortal world, then you have to calculate the time in the mortal world, and the end of the year.

Besides, I didn't force you, you were willing to rush to do this job.

Now picking on the child is a unilateral breach of contract, even if I agree, have you forgotten your oath? ”

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Laosan said in a balabala, even the labor law was pulled out, and he threatened with an oath, and Fan Jian, who listened to it, was extremely depressed.

"Well, even if I can't get a commission in a short time, how can I calculate my basic salary?

Also, I want to apply for a reserve fund, these immortals have no mana, they have to eat and drink every day, and I have no money to pay in advance. ”

Zhang Laosan's words made Fan Jian speechless, thinking that this immortal guardian was decided, so he inquired about the basic salary and reserve money.

This old liar runs the train with his mouth full, and he doesn't believe it anymore, so ask clearly.

"The basic salary has been given to you, which is the business card, and you will be upgraded every month in the future.

Different features will be added, others, figure it out yourself!

Young man, you are not new to society, you understand the truth that horses have no night grass and no fat, right?

You must know that the people you receive are all immortals, and any thing on your body is priceless in the mortal world.

I'm going to turn a blind eye to this, the wool comes out of the sheep, do you understand?

By the way, there will be customers arriving tomorrow, so be ready to receive them. ”

Looking at the phone that hung up, Fan Jian cursed in a low voice, this old liar is simply a glass mouse iron rooster, he is on the thief ship.

But the old guy's words woke him up, and Fan Jian hurriedly came to Lao Jun's side and sat down, showing a sunny smile.

"Uncle Li, you came from the sky, didn't you bring anything with you?"