Chapter 5 Touching the Bones
Lao Jun pointed to Fan Jian's mobile phone, his eyes were burning, he had already appreciated the convenience and power of the mobile phone, and his eyes were very hot.
It's just that because of his identity, he is embarrassed to ask for it, since Fan Jian has a request for him, it will be regarded as a condition of exchange, and it is not considered that he bullied the junior.
"You really have a vision, not only learned to use it in such a short time, but also found his convenience.
Now in the mortal world, regardless of men, women, young and old, it can be said that almost everyone has one, and it is difficult to move an inch without it.
However, you can't, this phone can only be used with a phone number.
Otherwise, it is no different from a brick, and the real-name system of the phone number in the mortal world requires an ID card to handle it.
Your old man is a household registration of Heavenly Court, and he doesn't have an ID card, so let's change the conditions, right? ”
In order to make Lao Jun believe, Fan Jian took out his ID card, for fear that Lao Jun would not believe it, this is his God of Wealth, and he can't be offended.
"I have this? The third child gave me a guide to the mortal world, and with it, I can better experience the life of the mortal world. ”
Taking Fan Jian's ID card and taking a look, Lao Jun calmly took out an ID card from his pocket and handed it to Fan Jian.
"This old liar is still thoughtful, it can't be a fake certificate, right?"
After taking a look, Fan Jian said to himself, a person who appears out of thin air, it is not easy to get an ID card.
He didn't believe that Zhang Laosan had such a ability, but after taking a closer look, he was shocked.
It seems to be true, he has been working as a tour guide for many years, and he takes the tourist's ID card to check in, buy tickets and other affairs every day.
I know how to distinguish the authenticity, and I really can't see anything wrong with this one in my hand.
took out his mobile phone, logged in to the official website of Huaguo's identity information inquiry system, and entered Lao Jun's ID number.
Click on the query, and it immediately appeared, the name, Li Er, and household registration information are Jiangcheng City.
Fan Jian grew his mouth and didn't close it for a long time, who is Zhang Laosan?
"Report your birthday, I'll calculate your fortune for you, say okay, only this once!"
Seeing that Fan Jian didn't move for a long time, Lao Jun was a little impatient, and he still had to watch TV after he finished it.
"Birthday? I don't know. ”
Hearing Lao Jun's question, Fan Jian came back to his senses, but he really didn't know his birthday.
He is an abandoned baby, and he knows when he was born, and such children in the orphanage have birthdays on National Day.
"It's okay if you don't have a birthday, the uncle can also look at the face, and you can also deduce a person's fate through his face."
Fortunately, Lao Jun is erudite and knows a lot, otherwise the road to making a fortune will be blocked by a birthday.
"Uncle, you've been watching it for a long time, say something, what do you see?"
Ten minutes later, Fan Jian was still staring at Lao Jun, Lao Jun didn't say a word, and Fan Jian couldn't help but ask.
"Looks good."
Lao Jun said dryly, his face was a little unnatural.
"No, you're too old, can you be professional?
Even if there is a fortune teller on the street, he will say that some heavens are full and the earth is round.
Look at some of the professional terms you have blackened, you just have four words, which looks good? ”
Fan Jian couldn't help but complain, this is too good for Lao Jun and too vegetable, will he look at it.
"Nonsense, the old man is a Taoist ancestor, an example of immortals, how can those street warlocks be compared?
The old man's physiognomy combined with the art of looking at qi can see people's past and future lives, birth, old age, sickness and death, and the fortune of children, and there is never anything wrong. ”
Seeing Fan Jian slandering himself, Lao Jun was displeased at the time, and replied to fight back.
"Since it's so powerful, then you always tell me where my fortune is?"
"I can't see it, because I can't see your anger, what the old man sees in his eyes is only your true appearance, and he can't see anything else."
Lao Jun said weakly, he also wondered in his heart, his physiognomy has never missed, is it related to the sealing of mana?
"Then what should I do, I don't have a birthday, and physiognomy is useless, I'm worried about my master, is it so difficult to make some money?"
Under the two blows, Fan Jian spread out on the sofa like a salted fish, and said in frustration.
"Don't worry, the old man can also touch the bones, as the saying goes, the body of a person is based on bones.
The nobility is determined by the bones, the appearance can be changed, but the bones cannot be changed.
Through the bones, a person's fortune and misfortune can be determined, which is the uncle's kung fu at the bottom of the box. ”
Lao Jun saw Fan Jian's disappointed appearance, and hurriedly comforted him, he had never performed this bone-touching technique, and the old man also fought for the mobile phone.
"Touch, touch."
Fan Jian said without energy, and collapsed into a big character on the sofa, looking casual.
Lao Jun leaned down, first touched the skull, touched the hand bones, and then touched the skeleton of the body, saw Fan Jian's expression, and said in his mouth.
"There are twelve types of bones, namely unicorn bones, lion bones, leopard bones, deer bones, bear bones, cat bones, peng bones, eagle bones, finch bones, whale bones, fish bones, turtle bones, each bone represents a different fate."
"So what kind of bone phase am I?"
Fan Jian listened interestingly and looked up and asked.
"You don't belong to any of them, I don't want my phone!" Lao Jun sat back and continued to watch TV.
"No, uncle, why?
You're going to give up on me? Try again, I think I still need to be rescued."
Crawling up, Fan Jian repeated his old skills, grabbed Lao Jun's arm and was cute.
"It's not that I won't show you, your life is strange, it's like being covered by a layer of fog.
If only I could have found out before my mana was sealed, I can't do anything about it now.
Everything goes with the flow, you can't force it, and the pickles can also be satisfying. ”
Looking at Lao Jun's appearance of not fighting or grabbing, quiet and natural, Fan Jian didn't say more.
He forgot that Lao Tzu pays attention to inaction, and it is impossible for him to threaten and lure.
Standing up, he went upstairs with a brow on his face, and went back to his room.
"Damn, my bank!"
Taking out half a piece of dim sum in a fresh-keeping bag from his pocket, Fan Jian wanted to cry without tears, and his heart to die was about to be gone.
I was rolling on the sofa just now, and the snacks in my pockets were about to be flattened.
It didn't look good before, but it had a snack at all, but now, it has become a handful of slag, and it can't be sold.
I found a newspaper, poured out the stubble of dim sum in distress, and put it on the windowsill of the room.
After drying it like this, maybe it can be left for a few more days, Fan Jian thought to himself.
Turning around and lying on the bed, Fan Jian thought about how to solve the dilemma in front of him.
The mortgage is about to be repaid, and customers will continue to come, and his current bank card balance is less than 1,000, which is a drop in the bucket.
Zhang Laosan is unreliable, relying on the job of a fairy guardian, it is impossible to repay the mortgage.
It seems that you will have to find a job to support your daily expenses, but even if you find a job, you will not get paid until a month later.
He needs to solve his immediate needs first, and he needs a sum of cash to sustain the month first.
"The only way to solve your worries is to get rich! A penny is hard for a hero, but fortunately the master has friends. ”