"Tell me, what's going on?"

Fan Jian approached Yang Jian, gossiping on his face, listening to Yang Jian's tone, he also violated the rules of heaven, this is a handle for Yang Jian, he must find out.

"Haha, I treat you as a brother and tell you, don't leak it out, me."

Yang Jian's drunken eyes were hazy, and with a smirk on his face, he struggled to get up and approached Fan Jian's ear.

Si Shu looked at it and said mysteriously, Fan Jian was also excited, and his heart beat faster by Yang Jian.

"Gwoe, gach, gagged."

Who knew that when he was talking about the key point, Yang Jian opened his mouth violently and vomited.

"Your grandfather's, you are the nemesis of the master, tell me, the majestic Erlang Zhenjun, just this amount of wine?

The wine is still bad, you are not ashamed, you will be given wine to drink again, the master has your surname! ”

With his head covered in vomit, Fan Jian pointed at Yang Jian, who was asleep, and scolded.

The sour taste was full of the spicy hot pot, which made him retch, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom to clean up.

Tidy himself up, seeing the vomit on Yang Jian's bed, Fan Jian picked it up, and after a busy time, it was already late at night.

Looking at Yang Jian's appearance, he couldn't ask anything, Fan Jian went back to his room directly, took a bath and slept.

"Wow! How are you two in my room? ”

As soon as he opened his eyes in the early morning, Fan Jian saw two faces, one big and one small, in front of him, it was Yang Jian and Red Boy, the two of them were wearing the same red underwear, looking inexplicably happy.

"Master, it is the duty of a disciple to set the province in the morning and dusk, have you woken up? Isn't it time to teach me yo-yo skills? ”

The red boy blinked with big eyes, looking like a little adult, and the yo-yo in his hand revealed his true purpose.

"Brother Fan, don't bother with this little cub, I've decided, I'm going to marry Jin Lan with you.

After I got drunk yesterday, you took care of me without fear of being dirty or tired, except for my own brother, no one did this to me.

In the future, you will be my Yang Jian's brother-in-law, go, follow me downstairs, let's make a blood alliance, please testify to Lao Jun, we will be brothers with different surnames in the future. ”

Yang Jian pulled the red boy aside and said solemnly, with excitement in his eyes.

"This Yang Jian is so lacking in love, I helped him wipe his body, changed the sheets, and wanted to bow to himself."

As soon as he woke up, Fan Jian's mind was still a little confused, and the two of them came to such a show.

Fan Jian's brain couldn't turn around, and he lay in the quilt and didn't get up, slandering in his heart.

"Yang Jian, do you dare to push this king? Do you still want to bow to my master?

Do you want to take advantage of this king, let me call you uncle, you are looking for a fight. ”

Without waiting for Fan Jian to speak, the red boy who was pushed out was furious, jumped up like a small firecracker, waved his little arm, and punched Yang Jian's face.

"Turtle son, do you dare to do something with Lao Tzu? This is not a heavenly court.

You are a powerless child, Lao Tzu can pinch you to death with one hand. ”

Relying on his physical advantage, Yang Jian grabbed the little arm of the red boy and lifted him high, laughing at the small body of the red boy.

"Yang Jian, put down this king, otherwise you will regret it."

The red boy's two little short legs kept fluttering in the air, and the arm that was not caught waved wildly, and his mouth still didn't give up.

"It's going to be hard-mouthed, Lao Tzu doesn't care about the stability and instability of the Three Realms, your father has been subdued by Lao Tzu.

I'm afraid of you little calf, hahaha! Ah, turtle melon baby, you set fire? ”

Yang Jian was proud, but he didn't expect the red boy to open his mouth and spew out the true fire of Samadhi, he hurriedly let go and kept slapping the flames on his body.

Fortunately, his hair has been shaved, his body is strong, and this is the mortal world, and the red child's samadhi true fire can only exert thirty percent of its power.

So only the only underwear on Yang Jian's body was burned, and he changed back into a primitive person.

"Turtle son, I want you to look good."

Extinguishing the fire on his body, Yang Jian rushed over viciously, and the red boy dodged like a nimble monkey.

Turning around, a flame erupted to fight back, Yang Jian dodged away, and a chair turned directly into ashes.

In this way, the two of them chased me and fled, and started a chase battle in Fan Jian's room.

"Stop, stop."

Fan Jian, who was lying on the bed, roared, and without stopping, this villa was either burned by these two ancestors or demolished.

The two of them stopped, but they still competed with each other with their eyes, and neither of them was convinced.

"Harmonious society, harmonious society knows, look at it, what have you done?"

Looking at the blackened walls and the ashes all over the ground, Fan Jian's heart was dripping blood.

Thankfully, he stopped it in time, and only lost one chair, and the floor was slightly charred, or the loss was even greater.

"Xiaohai, you are not allowed to breathe fire casually in the future, you know? It's for your own good.

If someone has a special ability here, they will be caught to do slicing research, and the master will not be able to save you at that time, you know? ”

Fan Jian began to scare the red boy, and he was indeed worried that if the red boy didn't control himself, he would get into trouble sooner or later.

"Got it, master."

Hearing that he was taken away to make slices, the red boy was a little scared and said obediently.

"And you, Yang Jian, we have to live together for a year, and we are a family.

You are bigger than Xiaohai, you have to protect him like a brother and let him, you know? ”

"A family, like an older brother?"

After listening to Fan Jian's words, Yang Jian was thoughtful, a family, how many years he had been looking forward to it, but he didn't expect to have it in the mortal world.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have beaten you, I will protect you in the future.

But you have to be obedient, you can't set me on fire, you know? ”

Turning to look at the red boy, Yang Jian's usually serious face squeezed out a few smiles, and he reached out and touched the little ghost's head.

"If you don't beat me, I won't burn you."

The red boy was obviously angry, staring at the bull's eye, and said angrily.

"Gua Baby."

This time, Yang Jian's tone was doting, without a trace of ruthlessness, and he smiled after speaking.

"Okay, now you two clean up here, Yang Jian, put this on.

Don't dangle naked in front of me, you're going to get needle eyes, and after breakfast, we'll go shopping for clothes. ”

Pulled out a vest and a pair of sweatpants and threw them to Yang Jian, Fan Jian went downstairs and brought a broom and a mop.

Yang Jian is much taller than Fan Jian, and he wears good sweatpants into eight-point pants, and his loose vest has also become tight, but this highlights his figure even more.

"Master, don't you teach me yo-yos?"

The red boy waved the broom, swept the floor seriously, and asked without giving up.

"And the swearing."

Yang Jian mopped the floor, a little perfunctory, and said with a mop.

"Xiaohai, there's no hurry to learn art, I'll teach you when I have time.

As for the worship, the mortal world does not pay attention to those false rituals, and there is no need to bleed.

Anyway, why am I a brother-in-law, you should be older than me? ”

Fan Jian was honored to be able to worship Erlang God, but he was a little stunned when he thought of the blood alliance.

So he began to fool Yang Jian, then shifted his attention and began to ask about others.

"I just want an older brother, and besides, my identity in the mortal world, when I am twenty years old, I should be a younger brother."

Yang Jian stubbornly said that when Fan Jian took care of him last night, he regarded Fan Jian as his brother.

"Okay, brother is brother, we are a family.

Xiaohai, I am my father, Yang Jian is my uncle, and Lao Jun is my grandfather.

In the future, in front of outsiders, it's called that, you know? ”

Afraid that the red boy would be a goof, and he couldn't tell it when the time came, Fan Jian explained seriously.

"If you know, you know how to bully children"

The red boy agreed in a muffled voice, who made him look like a child even though he was thousands of years old, and he began to hate his little body.

"Yo, Zhenjun, is this a change to Buddhism?

Even the hair has been shaved, the noodles are soaked, a few people, let's go down to breakfast. ”

Lao Jun saw that a few people were not going downstairs for a long time, came up to find someone, and when he saw Yang Jian's new image, he couldn't help but ridicule.

Lao Jun said with a smile, there was some emergency yesterday, so he shaved his hair.

We hurried downstairs to eat, and Brother Fan said to take us out today to buy clothes! ”

Yang Jianjun's face turned red and he made a statement to cover it up, he didn't want others to know about such a humiliating thing yesterday.

After a few people went out after breakfast, Fan Jian inadvertently glanced at the direction of the kennel, and let him see an incredible scene.