"Take out the homework, let's try to solve it before dinner, think about it, Granny Ma's sweet and sour fish, cola chicken wings, and tomato scrambled eggs are waiting for us on the table, what are you waiting for?."

Waving his arms, Fan Jian was doing the pre-war incentive mobilization, secretly proud in his heart, he still has a lot of talent as a teacher, and he can fully mobilize the enthusiasm of children.

Although he did not graduate from a prestigious university, his degree was also obtained by virtue of his real skills.

"Do I do it too?"

Looking at Uncle Fan who was excited in front of him, and Xiao Hai, who slowly opened his schoolbag and took out his homework, He Lu asked without giving up.

"Of course, I took your father's salary, so I have to be responsible for you, and I must do my homework."

Seeing that He Lu didn't want to do his homework, Fan Jian showed a dedicated image of taking money to do things.

"Uncle Fan, you can just take the money and do nothing!"

With a hippie smile, He Lu and Fan Jian blinked.

"Who do you think Uncle Fan is? Less nonsense, take out the homework, don't you see that Xiaohai has started?

Oh, you make the roll first, I'll check it when it's done, and finally I'm taking a video of the multiplication formula for you, posting it to the group, and you're ready to eat. ”

According to He Lu's little head, he flicked it lightly, repeated the request of Teacher Jin in the parent group, and praised the red child to stimulate He Lu.

Children have a competitive mentality, and his aggressive tactics are fantastic, and Fan Jian is secretly proud.

This trick really worked, watching the two little guys struggling to write against the volume, Fan Jian sat on the side, crossed Erlang's legs, and was secretly proud in his heart.

It seems to be an exaggeration to say that accompanying children to do homework is a nightmare for parents, but in fact it is nothing more than that, relaxed and pleasant.

It didn't take long for the red boy to finish writing first, and he proudly glanced at He Lu, who was still tangled in the volume, and handed his own to Fan Jian for inspection.

"Yes, it's done so quickly, is there anything that can't be done? I'll explain it to you. ”

"No, it's too easy, no tutoring."

Hearing Fan Jian ask him, the red boy said proudly, and made a grimace at He Lu, who stuck out his tongue at him.

"Concentrate, if you don't know, stay first, I'll tell you later."

stopped He Lu's spirit slipping, Fan Jian regretted in his heart that the child was too good to be useful.

There was no place to use the knowledge of this body, but when he finished reading the answers on the scroll, he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

"Xiaohai, Dad told you, you have to be serious about doing the questions, and you can't just write blindly because you are fast and want to surpass your friends, do you know? No, Dad can teach you. ”

Thinking of Teacher Jin's words, be patient with children's education, Fan Jian tried his best to control his emotions, and said with a smile and a pleasant face.

"I wrote it carefully, not blindly."

Red Boy also looked serious, he didn't lie, and every question was thought about.

"Then you see, this measure word fill-in-the-blank question, a big tree is five (). You wrote a 10 zhang, one zhang is 3.3 meters, and 50 zhang is 165 meters, is there such a tall tree? ”

Seeing that the red boy was still stiff-mouthed, the smile on Fan Jian's face disappeared, but you still kept your tone steady.

"Why not? The laurel tree in the Moon Palace of Chang'e's sister is thousands of zhang high, and the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuanzi Daxian is 500 zhang high.

The hibiscus tree where the golden crow sleeps is ten thousand feet tall, not to mention that there is no end to the building trees that connect the heavens and the earth, I didn't write about these, and it took me a long time to write the size of normal trees. ”

The red boy is also aggrieved, where he lives, the trees in the fire cloud cave of the dry pine stream are so high, there is nothing wrong.

"Fan Xiaohai, remember, this is the mortal world, not the immortal world.

There is also this multiple-choice question, the weight of an embroidery needle is one (). The answers are: catties, two, grams, tons.

This is obviously a gram at a glance, how much can a needle weigh? How did you pick a ton? ”

Seeing the red boy quibbling with the excuse of the heavenly realm, Fan Jian immediately pointed to another question, this dead child, look at what he has to say at this time.

"I've only seen Sun Dasheng's embroidery needle turned into a golden hoop stick, the golden hoop rod weighs 13,500 catties, which is converted into 6.75 tons in tons, only this answer is the closest."

With a look of grievance, the red boy held his mouth and said that he had calculated the correct answer for a long time, and his father actually said that it was wrong.

"I, remember, this is the mortal world, what to see, hurry up and write yours."

was almost angry, and when he saw He Lu on the side showing his adoring eyes to the red boy, Fan Jian shouted.

"And this, how do you explain it? There are thirty-seven people who have to cross the river, and there is only one boat, and only seven can be crossed at a time, how many times can they be crossed?

Look at what you wrote? If these people are the Dragon Palace Water Tribe, they don't need a boat, they can pass it all at once, if they are immortals in the heavenly court, they can soar into the clouds, and if they are mortals, they will pass it seven times. ”

Slapping the paper in front of the red boy, Fan Jian shouted, he had completely gone berserk, it was obviously an arithmetic problem, and he forced the red boy to answer the multiple-choice question.

"This time I'm thinking about mortals!"

The red boy whispered, it's not right to not consider mortals, it's not right to think about it, it's really hard to serve.

"Do I still want to praise you? Isn't it right to think about mortals? Five-seven-thirty-five, there are two people left, and you can pass it all six times, why answer seven times? ”

Hearing Red Boy's words, Fan Jian's voice rose sharply, and there was an echo in the room.

"They need someone to row back after every river crossing?"

Sighing, the red boy said, why are adults so stupid, will the boat return to the other shore by itself?

"Uh, He Lu, bring me your scroll and show it."

It seemed that what the red boy said was right, Fan Jian couldn't refute it, and in order to alleviate the embarrassment, he yelled at He Lu.

He needs to slow down, the child in the sky has too big a brain, and he can't keep up for a while, so let's change to a child born and raised in the mortal world to adjust it.

"Fill in the blanks, my mom is 1.6 centimeters tall. My pencil is twenty meters long.

Use ten points to form a sentence, I took the test with ten points today, and my father was very happy.

Li Lei has thirty-two rock candies and sixty-four lollipops, and today Li Lei ate thirty rock candies and sixty lollipops, what does Li Lei have?

A: I have diabetes. ”

Looking at the strange answers, Fan Jian's heart was haggard, and the legends in the rivers and lakes were right.

Before writing homework, the father is kind and filial, and when he writes his homework, the chickens fly and the dogs jump.

At this time, Granny Ma was downstairs shouting that it was time to eat, and the two children heard it and ran out of the smoke.

Fan Jian looked at the time, it was nearly an hour and a half, looking at the scroll in his hand, none of the questions were correct, and he was not even in the mood to go downstairs to eat.

Thinking about the speed at which these two bear children did their homework, it must be a tough battle tonight, Fan Jian decided, turning depression into appetite.

The body is the capital of struggle, if you don't eat enough, how can you fight with those two bear children until dawn.

Just wanted to go downstairs, as soon as the door opened, Zheng Wei entered the room in a ghostly manner, looked left and right at the door, and then closed the door.

"This is your own home, how can you be like a thief?"

Seeing that his brother looked like a traitor, Fan Jian scolded, and now his anger has not subsided, and it is not pleasing to anyone.

"Brother, I have something to ask you."

With a smile, Zheng Wei nodded and said.