Chapter 105 Guilty of Petitioning
I saw that the red boy was stripped all over his body, leaving only a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants, kneeling on the carpet in the living room with stripes, and holding a shoehorn in both hands and handing it to him, Fan Jian was startled, what kind of demon is this kid?
"Uncle Fan, Xiao Hai is guilty of Jing pleading, please teach him a lesson, we are greedy and know that we are wrong.
In order to express our sincerity, in addition to shoehorns, we have also prepared belts, brooms, feather dusters and other tools to make you play smoothly and use them smoothly. ”
He Lu explained to Fan Jian cleverly on the side, and also took all kinds of tools very intimately and put them in front of Fan Jian's eyes, looking like he was at your disposal.
The red boy cooperated and lay on the armrest of the sofa, his eyes closed, waiting to be beaten.
"Okay, go back to your room and do your homework, I'm not in the mood to act here with you, it makes me look like a pervert, just remember that next time I won't be greedy."
Fan Jian is very confused now, he is about to set off in the middle of the night, he still has to explain some things, and he is not in the mood to care about the child.
He Lu chirped and chattered again, saying that he was upset, so he waved his hand and let the two little cubs go upstairs, so that it would be cleaner.
"That's it, what about the fried meat with bamboo shoots and the men's and women's doubles?"
Hearing Fan Jian's words, the red boy opened his closed eyes and looked at Fan Jian in a daze.
"I'm quite disappointed, right, then I'll fulfill you, He Lu, go to the yard, bring that discarded wire, and use that cigarette to enjoy it."
Hearing that Fan Jian was going to take the wire to pump himself, the red boy's face twitched in fright, and he hurriedly pulled He Lu and ran back to the room.
I didn't forget to take away those messy tools, and praised He Lu in my heart, this trick is smart to advance and retreat.
It turned out that He Lu had just entered the room, and he apologized to Red Boy vigorously, saying that he didn't deliberately betray Red Boy.
In order to express his sincerity, he also discussed with him and made suggestions on how to avoid Fan Jian's catastrophe.
So there was a play in which the red boy took the initiative to take the blame, but he didn't expect it to be really successful, he didn't suffer a finger, and he passed the test easily.
"Laojun, I'm going to go on a long trip, Ren Ji and the three of them don't know where to go, Cuihua still has to go to work, and my mother is a non-caring person, so the family will be handed over to you."
Xiaohai is still young, in addition to tutoring homework every day, he also has to take care of him, otherwise he will get into trouble.
There is still 10,000 yuan in the drawer of the study, and if I can't come back, this big family will bother you. ”
Like explaining the aftermath, Fan Jian's face was heavy, and he gave the same instructions as Lao Jun.
"What's the matter, it's like parting with life and death, I saw that person outside just now, and I gave you a hexagram, there is no danger.
Rest assured, there are me and Granny Ma at home, it's okay. ”
Compared with Fan Jian's heaviness, Lao Jun didn't feel nervous at all, and he didn't even feel the sadness of parting, which made Fan Jian very disappointed, and he went back to the room silently.
Thinking that this time was also a business trip, I had to pack my luggage, took out a trolley suitcase, and began to load things inside.
Half of it was loaded, and suddenly remembered that I had space, why bother with this?
Only then did I remember that I was disturbed by the red boy and forgot about the upgrade of my business card.
Quickly took out the business card, and saw that the heat was not reduced, and the glimmer was still there, obviously the upgrade was not completed.
scolded Zhang Laosan in his heart for being unreliable, knowing that he would leave tonight, and the upgrade was so slow.
Suddenly, it occurred to him that the business card upgrade was not completed, and the space would be affected and could not be used, so he still had to bring a box.
So I experimented with it, but fortunately, the space was usable, so I threw half of the stuff into the space, along with the box.
In the past, Fan Jian often traveled on business and was used to it, but this time the nature was different, and the danger factor was too high, so he was restless in the room.
Until midnight, when he heard someone knocking on the window, he got up sharply and walked to the window.
"Ah, what's that?"
Through the glass of the window, Fan Jian saw a huge bird's head, which could be the size of a basketball, and he screamed in fright.
He grew so big, he had never seen such a big bird's head, and his eyes were round, like table tennis balls.
Each of the feathers on it is as long as chopsticks, black and yellow, and is edged like a sharp sword.
"Shout what? Xiaobai is timid, don't scare it, hurry up. ”
A voice remembered, Fan Jian was startled again, this bird has become a sperm and can speak.
"It's me, Chu Wei, it's all the fuss, hurry up, time is running out."
The voice remembered again, and Fan Jian heard that it was Chu Wei's voice and opened the window.
This time, I saw it clearly, and the huge bird had been suspended in the air, and it should have looked like an eagle.
However, it is much larger than an ordinary eagle, with two wings stretched out, which can be more than ten meters long, and the whole body is covered with black feathers.
Chu Wei was dressed in black clothes, sitting on it, a person and a bird blended into the night, no wonder he only saw a huge bird's head just now.
"Brother Chu, this is our means of transportation?"
Looking at the big bird in front of him, Fan Jian hesitated, he often sits on planes, but traveling by bird is a bit sloppy, right?
He is not Yang Guo Xiaolongnu, this bird looks quite big, but there is only a little place on his back, and he still has to sit two people, and he still feels that he is not as comfortable as the seat on the plane.
In addition, there is not even a seat belt, which would be a tragedy if the bird was in a bad mood and made a turn and drifted or something, and he was not thrown off.
"Don't ink, Xiaobai is very safe, the place we went to was monitored, and we would be found by other means of transportation, so we had to let Xiaobai send us there, you are still not happy, hurry up."
Seeing Fan Jian grinding and chirping, Chu Wei was a little impatient, and the blackbird named Xiaobai was also a little anxious, and flapped his wings twice at him.
A strong air flow blows in, the furniture in the room is fanned out of its original position, and the lamp on the roof is shaking and about to fall.
"Brother Bai, don't be angry, I'll come up right away, damn, how can I get up?"
If he didn't go up, Xiaobai would demolish his house, Fan Jian hurriedly went to the windowsill, but he didn't know how to sit on it, and he was in trouble for a while.
was hesitating, Xiao Bai's sharp mouth, which could be a foot long, directly grabbed his clothes, threw him back, and threw him directly on his back.
Then his wings shook, and he rushed into the air, making a sharp turn and flying off into the distance.
"Ahhhh
Sitting on Xiaobai, Fan Jian grabbed Chu Wei in front of him and screamed loudly.
This dead bird, which must have been deliberate, suddenly accelerated or changed direction while flying.
Fan Jian's heart is like a roller coaster, high and low, and it is about to jump out of the body.
"Xiaobai, fly well, don't tease him, I'll give you more food when I go back."
Being hugged by Fan Jian, Chu Wei was also uncomfortable, patted Xiaobai's neck and discussed with it.
Xiaobai was able to understand it, and began to fly at a constant speed, which was much smoother.
"Can this bird understand human speech? It's not a sperm. ”
No longer going up and down, Fan Jian felt a lot more comfortable, adjusted a more comfortable posture, and asked curiously.
"Xiaobai is very smart, its intelligence is equivalent to that of a ten-year-old child, of course it can understand, don't say bad things about it, it is very vindictive.
There is still some time to reach the destination, let me tell you the specific situation, you have listened well, and you have a number in mind. ”
Pulling down Fan Jian's hand, Chu Wei began to tell the relevant information about this mission.
"So dangerous? I'm going back! ”
Ten minutes later, Fan Jian's wail was heard in the sky, but no one paid attention to him.