Chapter 169: Little Expert in Life

The man was in his forties, with a short build, and every part of his body was round, like a leather ball.

His name is Xiao Yin, the only son of the Great Elder of the Escape Clan, and he has had a marriage contract with Hao Yushan since he was a child, but Hao Yushan doesn't like him and has never looked at him squarely.

Hao Yushan repented of her marriage and married an ordinary person outside, Xiao Yin always thought it was a great shame.

Today, I learned that Hao Yushan and the wild men outside, the children were so old, they couldn't restrain their anger anymore, so they wanted to take the opportunity to kill Zheng Wei.

With this sword, he shouted with anger and internal force, and the momentum was shocking, and the whole valley echoed.

Seeing his voice fall, the flying sword on the ground shook suddenly, and then flew towards Xiao Yin with a whoosh.

Then, then Xiao Yin was knocked down, his body was already fat, like a leather ball, one was confiscated, and he rolled out more than twenty meters away.

Xiao Yin quickly stood up and looked at the flying sword that hit him. Now it can't be called a flying sword, it's an iron lump.

Because Xiao Yin grabbed the handle of a sword, he lifted more than a dozen flying swords together.

I don't know who is so damaged, so when people don't pay attention, I put more than a dozen flying swords together with a strong glue.

Xiao Yin used the sword just now, he just wanted to take a flying sword as a weapon, as long as he stretched out his hand, he could grasp the flying sword in his hand in a chic manner, but these dozen or so swords were glued together, so how could he take it.

Moreover, the flying swords of the Escape Clan are made of extraterrestrial meteoric iron, each weighing more than a dozen catties, and together they can weigh two hundred catties.

Qi Kang can be controlled with mental power, but he doesn't feel heavy, Xiao Yin doesn't have mental power.

was hit by a weight of more than 200 catties, and Xiao Yin was knocked out of his head.

"Looking for death, is it your kid's ghost?"

Seeing a man in home clothes in the other camp snickering, Xiao Yin knew that he was deflated just now and had nothing to do with this person, so he pounced directly.

Xiao Yin guessed correctly, that person was called Pi Bian, a member of the Mysterious Affairs Division, Chinese New Year's Eve five years old today, and was also selected by Fan Jian.

Pi Bian's ability is very special, and his teammates call him a good family man and a little assistant in life.

He can summon daily necessities at will, from small materials, rice, oil, salt, to household appliances, and everything is included.

So when they go out on a mission, everyone likes to be in a group with him, at least eat and drink, and they won't be cold or hungry.

It was him just now, taking advantage of Zheng Wei's scolding, he secretly summoned a large bottle of transparent and efficient strong glue, and quietly sprayed it on those flying swords.

"Is it okay?"

Seeing Xiao Yin swinging his little short legs upside down and rolling over like a ball, Fan Jian asked Pi Bian.

"No problem, leave it to me."

With a sincere smile, Pi Wei walked out and directly met the rampaging ball, no, Xiao Yin.

I saw him raise his hand, and an extra-large frying pan appeared, slapping directly at the crazy Xiao Yin.

The pan can be one meter in diameter and two meters long in handle, so it can automatically lock on to the target and launch an attack without holding it.

Xiao Yin was stunned, he was already in his forties, and today is really a long time to see and open his eyes.

When I saw such a big and flying frying pan, I was stunned for a while, and when I woke up, I was already slapped to the ground.

As soon as he remembered, a huge shovel appeared and scooped him up directly. Thrown into the air.

Xiao Yin was like a huge poached egg, flipped in mid-air, chirped, and landed in a huge washing machine.

With the rotation of the water, Xiao Yin was thrown dizzy, and he couldn't distinguish between southeast and northwest for a while.

"It's fun, it's fun, it's fun."

The red boy, who was not in much interest, was amused by the strange tricks of Pi Argue, and shouted again and again for fun, and the spirit came immediately.

"Be careful, that person was just careless, messed up the rhythm, in terms of strength, Pi Wei is not an opponent."

Yang Jianshi was the god of war in the heavenly court, and his knowledge was extraordinary, as soon as his words fell, with a bang, the large washing machine was torn apart, and Xiao Yin, who was covered in foam, stood on the ground in embarrassment.

As Yang Jian said, he was taken out of rhythm by the leather debate just now, and his strength was not shown at all.

After entering the washing machine, he realized that he had been passively defending and not attacking.

So he ran the repair, broke the washing machine with one punch, and walked out of it.

"Come back! It didn't work. ”

Facing the pans and spatulas that came to him again, Xiao Yin swung his punches the size of sandbags, punching one by one, and all of them flew away.

Then the fat body rose in the air, hovering in the air like a feather.

Transparent bottles kept appearing in Pi Bian's hands, flying towards Xiao Yin in the air, connecting end to end in the air, forming a circle, surrounding Xiao Yin in the middle.

"It's a dream to stop me just because of all this rags."

Seeing that there were a lot of bottles around, Xiao Yin was still cautious, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be a spice bottle.

Xiao Yin put away his guard, what is the lethality of these things in the kitchen.

"Lao Yao, Lao Zhan, help me."

Seeing that the circle had been completed, Pi Wei turned around and shouted, he shouted the other two members of the Department of Mysterious Affairs, Yao Shao and Zhan Wang.

These two people are usually inseparable, one is not separated from Meng, Meng is not out of focus, just like a conjoined baby, they are the most tacit couple among everyone.

Yao Shao is a wind-based ability, and Zhan Wang is a fire-type ability, and when they heard Pi Wei asking the two of them for help, the two immediately attacked at the same time.

I saw Yao Shao release countless wind blades, and all the spice bottles in the air were shattered, and at the same time, Zhan Wang's flames enveloped all the spices.

For a while, the square was filled with a choking smell, and everyone sneezed.

"Mean, it's chili noodles."

Xiao Yin, who was in the encirclement, was miserable, no matter how high his cultivation was, he was still a human, not an immortal.

I couldn't turn off my five senses, and I was choked with tears for a while, and I couldn't open my eyes.

"Wrong, it's perverted spicy."

Hearing Xiao Yin's words in the air, Pi Wei stood up and replied proudly.

But Xiao Yin couldn't hear it, the perverted chili noodles were roasted by the flames, bringing the spicy taste to the extreme.

He had been smoked unconscious, falling from the air, his whole body convulsed, and his mouth foamed at the mouth.

"This flame is too much, Dad doesn't know what to think, he needs fire, look for me, and bring one more person, it's a waste."

Red Boy is the ancestor of playing with fire, and he is extremely disdainful of the flames emitted by Zhan Wang, pursed his lips, and said sourly, Dad just doesn't pay attention to him, and he doesn't give him a chance to perform.

"Your fire? Don't be funny, Fan Jian is thoughtful and thoughtful, your fire, no. ”

Ren Ji, who was watching the battle from the side, heard the red boy's complaint, and gave him a blank look, the little kid, didn't know anything.

"Sister Xuannu, why can't my fire? My samadhi true fire is not stronger than his small flame, why can't it? ”

Pointing at Zhan Wang, the red boy was not convinced, his prestige of Samadhi True Fire swept across the fairy world, could it not be compared to the small flames in the mortal world.

"It's because it's so powerful, as soon as your samadhi true fire is released, it destroys everything, and the spicy taste of the chili noodles is burned by you before it is baked, how can it still work."

The red boy is unrelenting, and Ren Xi can only explain to him.

"Then I'll kill that fat pig directly, isn't it better than them, and I still need to waste so much energy?"

Anyway, the red boy just didn't accept it, and said stiffly.

"Xiaohai, it's okay to learn more from your father, and use your brain more when you encounter problems.

It's just part of your dad's plan, he's going to make a big move soon, don't make a fuss, watch the show. ”

Ren Ji is the goddess of Tao Strategy, she has already seen Fan Jian's layout, and she admires in her heart, if in ancient times, with Fan Jian's resourcefulness, she would definitely be able to worship the prime minister.