Chapter 261: How Far Is It, Get Away, Get Out
You can't survive for a lifetime by fighting, you still have to have real survival skills, and survival skills can only be obtained after learning and experiencing.
Li Hu turned his face to Chen Ming and said, "Tomorrow you come to the office to sit in the town, and I will go to work with my brothers." ”
"No, let's both go tomorrow, such a hard thing can't just be done by the brothers, let's sit back and enjoy it, and the weal and woe are to be reflected at this time."
"Let's all leave, what should we do if something suddenly happens in the factory?"
"That...... My wife stays at home anyway, and she stays in the office, so I'll let her take Rourou to take us in charge tomorrow. ”
If you want to say that Li Hu is careful, no one is careful, and he actually asked: "Then who will cook for you at noon?" ”
"Can't I eat in the cafeteria at noon like everyone else? Are you afraid that I won't pay for food? ”
In a place like Shannan County, where the countryside started, every household has all kinds of tools for farm work, even Chen Ming's home is no exception, so at eight o'clock the next morning, Chen Ming came out of the house wearing a straw hat that he found out of nowhere, carrying a hoe and two sickles.
Not to mention that after taking off his suit and leather shoes and putting on the most simple clothes, Chen Ming is also a typical image of a farmer, but his white and clean face does not look like a farmer.
The weather in the morning is not yet hot, but it is very suitable for working outside, at least it will not be sweaty and embarrassed.
He scurried to the field outside the gate and turned one hundred and fifty meters to the left, but was surprised to see that almost all the brothers had arrived! And the amazing thing is that there are actually three stalls selling breakfast here.
The former street bastards, who are now eating oil cakes and fritters and drinking soy milk, have transformed into a group of sturdy croppers, and they don't see that this is a group of young people who used to only fight and fight.
Li Hu's loud voice sounded: "Mingzi, come over and have breakfast, you have the strength to work when you are full." ”
In fact, Chen Ming, who had already eaten breakfast at home, had to walk over with a wry smile in order to match the hot atmosphere in front of him.
"Brother Tiger, these three vendors who sell breakfast were all kidnapped by you, right?"
"How can it be said that it is a kidnapping, I spent my wallet on all their breakfasts today, it's a fair deal."
Now that special terms such as business, trading, and trading have appeared more and more in Li Hu's mouth, and sure enough, the impact of the environment on a person is huge.
As a result, Chen Ming was almost killed in the second meal early! I almost lay on the ground and waited for the ambulance, the taste of hunger was very uncomfortable, but the feeling of eating was not much better.
In order to consume the excessive energy accumulation in his stomach as soon as possible, Chen Ming was the first to walk into the weeds brandishing his sickle......
Huang Mao raised his arms and shouted: "Brothers, give it to me!" It's all done with the strength of one hit ten! ”
How does this sound like a battlefield mobilization order for a fight?
Cutting grass doesn't seem like anything at first, but it doesn't work so far from the tenth minute, especially after the fireball sun rises in the summer months.
At first, there were young men who talked and laughed, but gradually there were fewer and fewer people to talk, and finally there was no one to talk anymore, because as soon as you opened your mouth, you might be dripping into a mouthful of bitter sweat!
Doing this kind of work, Chen Ming is far from being the opponent of any of these brothers, because these brothers, including Li Hu and Huang Mao, were all trained in the crops when they were young! Only he, Chen Ming, who was reborn and crossed over, was not.
But he still did his best, gritted his teeth and insisted on working hard, even if he was already sweating and panting like an ox, he didn't go to the battlefield.
Li Hu, who was fighting side by side with him, suddenly made a joke: "Huang Mao, have you seen your brother Ming's appearance?" This is the end of marrying a beautiful daughter-in-law, and now it has become the virtue of dying if you work hard, haha. ”
The men, who were obviously driving, understood all of them, so there was an instant burst of laughter.
Chen Ming had the heart to refute, but he was tired and had no strength to play tricks, so he could only pretend that he was suddenly deaf and didn't hear anything. He wants to find a place where there is no sunlight, and lie down and be a dead dog for a while!
Is mowing so tiring? It's so fucking tiring too! He felt like his waist was about to break......
The layman looked at the excitement and looked at the doorway in every line, in fact, everyone could see that Chen Ming was holding on, so Huang Mao walked up to him and whispered to him: "Don't rely on a ruthless force, you will get hurt, go and rest." ”
Chen Ming quite understood: "I can't rest, if I rest, I really can't do it in the future." ”
"Brother, I'm a little curious, didn't you have to help the family when you were a child? I see the way you're working now, obviously you haven't done serious farm work before. ”
How do you answer that? After thinking about it, Chen Ming could only perfunctory: "I have lived a good life for too long, and I have wasted myself." ”
It's also hard work, and it's no problem for Chen Ming to fight, but he really can't do this.
Li Hu's voice sounded in his ears again: "In the future, I will make out with my younger brothers and sisters a few times in the evening, and I must take care of my body." ”
"Fuck your uncle, get out of my way at once! Get lost. ”
"Hahahaha......"
This kind of joke is popular among men, and usually the person who makes it relates it, and the person who is made of it is equally complacent.
After another fifteen minutes or so, Chen Ming couldn't hold on anymore, his face began to turn ugly, and his lips began to turn pale. Li Hu quickly noticed that something was wrong with him, and immediately walked to him and reached out and grabbed his sickle: "Go and rest immediately, otherwise we will call an ambulance for you, if it doesn't work, what can you do?" ”
This time, Chen Ming didn't say anything hard: "I'm sorry Brother Hu, brother, I really can't hold on, no." ”
"Yellow Hair!"
Li Hu called Huang Mao over, and then the two of them worked together to get Chen Ming half dragged and half racked to a place where there was no sunlight, and Chen Ming almost immediately sat down on the ground, with his head down and sweat beads falling to the ground.
Li Hu spoke in a serious tone: "I was joking just now, but how can I find out now that you kid is really not good?" Did you have a illness that you didn't tell us? ”