Chapter 277: The Monkey Trickster Lost the Monkey
The red boy was holding a flower trouser in his hand, wide and wide like a noodle bag, fluttering in the wind.
It's hand-sewn, it should be Granny Ma's, no wonder she's so angry.
"Still laughing, the old woman's face is about to be lost, this thief who has been cut a thousand times, it's not good to steal, steal the old woman's underwear."
snatched the things from the red boy's hand, stuffed the group bar into her pocket, and Granny Ma raised the broom viciously to the thief.
"Don't fight, don't fight, you're beating me to death, I know I'm wrong.
I shouldn't have liked you, and the first time I saw you, I couldn't help but fall in love with you.
How many times have I wandered in front of your house, but I just didn't have the courage to walk in and open my heart of love to you.
I just want to get a piece of your personal belongings to relieve my lovesickness for you, if it is wrong to love someone, then I am heinous.
If liking a person is guilty, then my liking of yours can be sentenced to death.
You fight, kill me, I can die in your hands, I have no regrets, I can't ask for it!
You hit! You hit! You fight!"
"Gross. Vomit, vomit!"
The man who fell to the ground with a thief's eyebrows, facing Granny Ma's old face, confessed affectionately, and forced Granny Ma out of the way, and then retched.
Red Boy and He Lu looked ignorant, what did what this person said, why did he understand every word, and when they were connected together, they didn't know what he meant?
"I said, uncle, you really have the courage to say these words."
Fan Jian had already vomited, wiped his mouth and praised the man on the ground, and sighed in his heart, the power of love is really great.
Although the man is in his forties, he is a child in front of Granny Ma, and it seems that there is a scientific basis for the saying that true love can cross ages.
"Get out, hurry up and let him go, he's a pervert, your Uncle Jiang will be back in a while, don't let him see it."
Granny Ma in the distance had a red face, and she didn't even dare to come over, she was not a watery Yang Huan woman, and she couldn't ruin her reputation.
For Jiang Ziya, she is from the beginning, and it is impossible to cuckold him.
"Uncle, hurry up, I advise you to die of this heart, people have old wives, you have no results."
Knowing that this man was a fanatical suitor of Granny Ma, Fan Jian went over to help the man up.
Let him leave quickly, otherwise he can't guarantee that Granny Ma will do something.
(M.. COM)
"Thank you, brother, but I will stick to my love, as long as the hoe swings well, there is no corner that cannot be pried.
What if you have an old wife, you won't shake my determination, bless me!"
The man patted Fan Jian on the shoulder, limped out of the community, and then vomited on the garbage can on the side of the road.
It was so numb that I couldn't help it, and then my body shook and disappeared, as if it had never appeared.
"Go home, go home, bring a gift to each of you this time, go home and share the gifts."
Seeing that Granny Ma was still angry, Fan Jian deliberately enlivened the atmosphere and pushed her home.
Red Boy and He Lu followed behind with a happy face, guessing to each other what gifts Fan Jian had brought them.
This time, because of Xi Ji's matter, Fan Jian realized the importance of giving gifts to children, so when he bought dolls for Niuniu, he also bought a lot of them for Red Boy and He Lu, and put them in the space.
Back to the villa, sitting in the living room, Fan Jian looked at the two little ones in his eyes, and was about to take out the gifts from the space.
But it failed, and there was nothing but air on his hands.
After trying twice and still didn't work, I wanted to use my divine sense to see what was going on in the space, but as a result, the space couldn't be connected.
"Hey, where's the poster? The phone is gone, the watch, the wallet? I'm, I'm stolen, when?"
Looking at his body carefully, Fan Jian was shocked
Strange to find that everything on his body was gone, except for the clothes he was wearing, and even the half-pack of tissues left in his pocket were gone.
"Dad, don't pretend, if you forget to prepare a gift, you will forgive you, lying is not a good boy."
The red boy looked incredulous, thinking that Fan Jian just forgot to prepare gifts for them, and now he can't take it out and start acting, what a bad excuse, so he looks disdainful.
"You loser kid, you still don't believe me, you see, there's nothing, not even a mobile wallet.
These are okay, but the business card of my immortal guardian was lost, Haotian Sword, Chaos Bell, Kyushu Ding, Soul Eater, and I have been for so long. The materials that had been so hard collected were gone.
And those pearls of mine, damn it, I don't know when I was stolen, but now, I lost the monkey by playing the monkey, and I don't have to play it."
The business card space can be said to be all of Fan Jian's belongings, thinking of these, he is sad and grabbing the ground, wanting to cry without tears, and having the heart to die.
"What's wrong? If you want to die or live, you don't want to live if you go to the underworld?"
(M.. COM)
Lao Jun, who was on duty in the medical hall, got off work, and when he saw Fan Jian's ghostly appearance, he glanced at him whitely, and said angrily that if he didn't go to work, he would die or live, and he would be tired and fall apart.
Fan Jian hurriedly told him about the loss of his business card, Lao Jun is a know-it-all, and I hope he has a way to solve it.
"If you lose your business card, lock it with your divine sense, and you can find it."
After pouring a cup of tea, Lao Jun took a sip and said slowly.
He also thought that why the big thing, the immortal products of the gods are all recognized by the owner, no matter how far away they can be sensed, which is equivalent to GPS positioning.
"I've tried, but I can't get in touch, now it's not just the business card, Haotian Sword, Soul Eater, Chaos Bell, Kyushu Ding, all of them have no contact, say something useful!"
I was so anxious that I got into the house, Lao Jun was still slow, and Fan Jian was about to go away.
"That may be blocked by some magic weapons that isolate the divine sense, so there is no way but to report the loss."
"Report a loss? Tell people that I lost a business card and want to report it, and don't you think I'm crazy?"
"It's not to report the loss in the mortal world, it's to go to the heavenly court, register first, then verify, and then reissue a new immortal product a month later."
"A month? One day in the sky, one year in the earth, and one month in the heavenly court, so what is the use of me having to get a new one after thirty years?
It's not like I can't find the things in my space yet? Uncle Li, if you can give some constructive advice, I'm going to die in a hurry."
"It's you who lost something, and it's not me, why are you angry with me?
Don't panic, be calm, isn't it just to get back what you lost?
Let's figure it out, when did you find out that something was missing, and was there any suspicious person or thing in the process, and did you determine the direction of the suspect before you were looking for it?"
With Lao Jun's help, Fan Jian locked up the suspect as Granny Ma's admirer, the thief with the sharp beak and monkey cheeks.
Because before Fan Jian entered the community, he had also looked at his mobile phone, so the thing was lost during this time period.
In addition, the man had close contact with him and filmed him before leaving.
"You two, why are you still playing with your mobile phones and going upstairs to do your homework!"
Fan Jian was thinking about how to find that man, and when he turned around, he saw Red Boy and He Lu, two bear children, each with a mobile phone, playing happily, and couldn't help but use them as a punching bag.
"Dad, you're too angry, we're helping you catch the thief."
The red boy held up the mobile phone in front of Fan Jian, and said with an innocent face, seeing the interface on the mobile phone, Fan Jian smiled.
(End of chapter)