Chapter 914: It Turns Out That You Have a Time When You Can't Do It (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
At the banquet, Lorraine, as the host, of course did not let her, and had to accompany Lester and a few old guys to drink together, while Catherine and Rollena and Melina entertained Adline and the four of them in the back.
And Second Young Master Lei also carried out his excellent characteristics of "people are crazy", pulled Xiaobai, mixed with the Praetorian Guard soldiers in the front yard of the Governor's Palace, and bragged to them about his wonderful adventure story by the way.
There were a thousand lichs screaming. And all of them are big men who are eight feet tall and have a waist circumference of eight feet.
Together, they lunged at me. It was a terrible scene, do you know what it is?
It's just terrible, it's terrifying.
The scene at that time was really terrifying. If you change someone, it is estimated that you will have to scare Chapter 914 It turns out that you also have a time when you can't pee (asking for a monthly pass). But who am I, sir, can I be afraid of them?
Immediately started the magic cannon, and saw that it was not ......
It's the long tubes inside the war fortress above.
I was blasted at them with a burst of artillery.
Boom Boom Boom Boom ......
They're about to blow them up......"
Listening to Leo's boasting, it immediately caused a burst of amazement from those ruffians.
Although some veteran ruffians don't believe Leo's bragging, it doesn't stop them from listening to the story, especially in Leo's story, there are a lot of descriptions of those demon women with big breasts, thin waists, long legs, and round buttocks.
Everyone was very happy, but in the middle of the banquet, Lorraine felt that her heart was dripping blood.
He was just surprised to find that the old fellows of Lester and Obakhim, each of them drank well. And it's pretty good.
Not to mention, these old guys are all extremely knowledgeable, and their eyes are all extremely vicious, and they are extremely chicken thieves. Only the best wines are picked from the cellars of the Governor's Palace.
What Finney Redstad, Mtting, Sandfell and so on, all have to be the best vintages.
A few old guys knew if the year was enough as soon as they carried itChapter 914 It turns out that you also have a time when you can't (ask for a monthly pass), and you are not soft at all.
And these old guys are extremely picky with the idea that drinking other people's wine does not hurt their hearts. I opened the bottle and tasted it first, and as long as it tasted a little worse, they didn't drink it.
"It's a good afternoon, well, it's not bad either. ”
"It's okay, albeit a little less. "Yo, you still have Royal Shod, take it away. I said how I didn't get a bottle of 41 vintage Royal Saud in Abdewad, it turned out to be all in your kid's hands. "Ha, it turns out that the out-of-print bottle of the royal salute at the last auction was twenty-one fired at you. At that time, I thought that I had been bought by outsiders, and my heart ached for several days. ”
"That's who, whoever, take this broken x0 away. It's only 420 years old, and you're calling it huāzi~!" "And this lobster, you take out a three-and-a-half-foot one, are you embarrassed? Is this a dish for entertaining guests at the Governor's Palace?"
Go tell your cook, in five minutes there won't be a five-foot-long lobster on the table, and tomorrow I'll let the law enforcement team find you all for tea!" "..............."
Listen to them eating there, shouting arrogantly, and then while there, every other moment, "Bang, open a bottle at once, every other moment" Bang, open a bottle at a time.
Lorraine couldn't help but shudder every time she heard it. You must know that the lord and the high priest never hurt like this when they were fighting.
But looking at those old guys, he could only giggle while dripping blood in his heart. Tears are about to fall.
There were a few good bottles of wine that he had copied from the Almohads when they were raiding his house.
At that time, they were all packed in gold boxes, and they were valued together with some precious gold, and Lorraine copied them as good things, and then stored them in his own wine cellar, which he had been busy with since then, and finally forgot about them.
And Catherine, they don't drink well, but they only drink a few sips of red wine once in a while.
This time, it was all better than the resters.
They ransacked Lorraine's treasures like locusts, and they didn't count just drinking it, and what was worse was that when they saw it, they couldn't drink it and walked around.
Only give Lorraine some old Bai Feng, two pot heads and the like.
This era belongs to the aristocracy, there are no additives, no chemical products, the wine is completely pure sky, and it takes a lot of effort to make a good bottle of wine.
Not to mention, it has to go through many years of cellaring. Among them, it will consume a lot of manpower and material resources. The process in the middle is long and complicated, and if you are not careful, a good bottle of wine will become a good bottle of vinegar.
As a result, a good bottle of wine is worth far more than the same volume of gold, especially for those that have been aged for many years, even if they are not available.
With Leo's aristocratic cultivation and Vera's vicious eyes, as well as the taste of Catherine and others, it is not surprising that these good things appear in Lorraine's hands.
But the good wine that has been accumulated over such a long period of time cannot be pulled out at all when it falls into the eyes of those old guys.
After their powerful sweep, it has now basically been swept away.
Lorraine watched them one by one like a king eating barley, happily pouring the wine that belonged to him, but he could only grit his teeth and feel ruthless in his heart.
Lord Luo is also the master who will never lose money. Although he is not good at wine, and there is a certain psychological shadow, he was deceived by someone with good wine and pushed to the real room as a guinea pig. (See chap. 1)
But at this time, he also made up his mind and said: "Drink n! Even if you vomit blood after drinking it today, you must drink it back~......!" ,
Then, Lorraine was depressed again!
When he poured two bottles by himself, he drank two hemp and two hemp, and his bloated stomach hurt a little, and he just had to go to the toilet. Only then did I realize that I had misestimated the shape shì.
Those old guys are still red~!
One by one, they are full of energy, the more they drink, the more energetic they are, and the more they drink, the more energetic they are. It's as if they were drinking not wine, but the fountain of youth.
St. Paul's is also a veteran of the alcohol battlefield. Looking at Lorraine's flushed face and the appearance of being overwhelmed by alcohol, he immediately realized that there was a situation in which Lorraine was not good, and as a result, he was as happy as anything, and finally said proudly: "You have always been a kid for you to be omnipotent." It turns out that there are times when it doesn't work. ”
Then relying on his identity as a cheap father-in-law, he kept pouring Lorraine, and Lester also coaxed, one would say it was for Adele, one would say it was for Lorina, and one would say it was for Vera, anyway, it was a bottle of Lorraine put in front of him.
Osied was very rude, not at all like a magister, but like a warrior, drinking too much and drinking everyone to catch him, and then happily carrying a wine bottle around the table and singing.
Only Obakhim ordered and poured himself a drink.
Lorraine caught Lala Obakhm and asked quietly, "Why are these old guys so good at drinking?"
Obakhim looked at Lorraine very strangely, and said as a matter of course: "Doesn't anyone often invite you to dinner? ”
Lorraine slapped his head, and said in his heart that these old men were also tested by alcohol. Come to think of it, whether it was Lester and Osid as mages, or Obakhim and St. Paulo as priests, they had to invite others to drink a lot when they were young.
After they have achieved fame, people often come to invite them to drink.
What's more, these old guys go out to drink, and it is estimated that huā's public funds are usually picked up by the best, and they naturally have a vicious eye.
Lorraine smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "This, I really rarely eat out." ”
Obakhim was stunned for a moment and whispered, "You're the governor."
Then Obakhim suddenly remembered something, slapped his head, and said, "I understand." ”
The old man laughed playfully and shook the wine glass in his hand.
Lorraine pouted helplessly, of course he knew what Obakhim understood.
As the head of the Ten Outstanding Young Men of Lorraine, the Governor of Lorraine is naturally well-known throughout the continent, and when everyone mentions the Governor of Lorraine, the first thing that comes to mind is his temper of asking for money, and then there are rumors that he is afraid of his wife.
"The grape trellis is down" has now become a common joke on the mainland.
Some people even made up a joke about "the women's army raided the big brothel, and the governor of Lo fled naked", and from time to time he took it out to make fun of Lorraine.
On the whole, though, the attitudes of these people can be attributed to jealousy. was jealous that Lord Lorraine had a few beautiful girlfriends, and then maliciously slandered Lord Lorraine, but the word was a bit of a ruin.
In this regard, President Leo once came out to clarify that "Lorraine's boss is not afraid of his wife at all, my boss just listens to his girlfriend"
Leo's words spread quickly, but the last one, which is rarely known, is "Just like me." ”
The truth is, though, that the Governor of Lorraine rarely ate out.
A few old guys laughed at Lorraine like they had discovered a new world, and they bragged about how amazing they were when they were young.
Lester suddenly popped up: "That's not afraid of my wife, that's loving my wife." ”
Lorraine suddenly remembered that Lester was also notoriously afraid of his wife in Maple Leaf Danlin, and Lorraine only smiled dumbly, not seeing the old guy in general.
The feast lasted until midnight, and after sending Lester and them, Lorraine shook her groggy head and soaked in the king-size bath of the Doge's Palace.
Just when Lorraine was about to fall asleep in a comfortable daze, a pair of smooth and slender ** leaned into the bath, snuggled up to Lorraine, and stretched out his hand to massage Lorraine's head.
"If you can't drink it, don't drink so much. Catherine looked at Lorraine's dazed appearance and complained distressedly.
Lorraine snorted comfortably and said, "These old guys are so hateful. They were drinking, they were robbing. ”
Catherine smiled and said gently, "Happy days, don't care about this." ”
At this moment, only to hear the sound of "oops", a figure jumped into the bathroom, and the splash of hot water poured Lorraine and Catherine all over their bodies.
Adele stretched out her arms, and the whole person lay in the water, humming comfortably "mmmmmm".
Catherine threw the towel at her, scraped her cheeks, and said, "Like a little pig." ”
Adele let out a long sigh, closed her eyes and said, "Nicole, you don't know, I'm on the same side, the first thing I think about is you, and the second thing I think about is our bathroom." It's been a long time since I've felt this comfortable. ”
There was a soft and smooth body attached to Lorraine, Lorraine twisted her body, leaning more comfortably on Lorraine, and suddenly shot like electricity, twisting Lorraine's thigh hard.
Lorraine was caught off guard, and screamed out, rubbing the painful place that was pinched, and said, "Lorina, what are you doing?"
Lorraine snorted, gave Lorraine a roll of her eyes, and said, "You have a good ability to get Adeling all in your hands." ”
Lorraine smiled bitterly and said, "This, it's a long story."
Catherine also pinched Lorraine's thigh on the other side with hatred, and said, "We have time, you tell me slowly." ”
"But," Lorraine smiled maliciously, and his hands wandered over Catherine and Lorena very dishonestly, and he smiled, "I don't think there is enough time. ”
Catherine and Lorina's pretty faces soon turned red, and their eyes were as if they were covered with a layer of mist, and they were watery and unusually beautiful.
Catherine's little hand couldn't help but put it on Lorraine, and while brushing his breast soap, she murmured, "I don't think it's necessarily enough, oops, dead man, light"
The morning sun shone on her face, and Lorraine stretched a big stretch.
It's going to just feel refreshed. I've never been so energetic as I am now, and it feels like I can jump straight into the clouds.
Catherine, Lorina, and Adele slept in a thin quilt, with their arms and legs exposed outside the quilt, draped across Lorraine.
Their skin glowed jade in the morning light. All three girls had happy smiles on their faces.
Lorraine carefully lifted Catherine and Lorina's arms and slowly pulled them out from under their pink legs.
Lorena frowned, and snorted in a daze: "Don't move, I want to sleep." As he spoke, he tightened the quilt, turned over and fell back into a deep sleep.
Catherine opened her wistful eyes and glanced at Lorraine, muttering vaguely, "Don't forget to go to the meeting." I'm tired, don't let people bother me. Then he closed his eyes again, muttered something, and fell asleep peacefully.
Lorraine put on her clothes, crept out, told the maid downstairs not to disturb Catherine and them, and went into the dining room after washing up.
There were several people sitting in the dining room, and Leo and Melina arched their heads, not knowing what they were whispering.
Obakhim and St. Paul's Dorus were eating breakfast elegantly with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, and the two of them exchanged opinions on the quality of the meal from time to time.
Osied was looking bitter, rubbing his head with his hands, and a cup of hot tea was placed in front of him, apparently the old man was hungover.
Lester's situation was not much better than that of Oshid, and some were weak.
Only Vera, as usual, happily fought with her breakfast, and several empty plates that had been disposed of by Vera had been placed in front of her.
Lorraine greeted them and said curiously, "Why do you get up so early?"
St. Paulo took a sip of hot tea and said leisurely: "When you are old, you can't sleep." "But why are you two so spirited?" Lorraine asked, looking at the energetic Obakhm and St. Paul, curiously, who had drunk no less than Rester last night.
Obakhim wiped his mouth and smirked, "It's just a question of rejuvenation." St. Paul's looked at Lester and Osied, smiled at them, and said, "That's the benefit of being a priest." ”
Lester and Osied snorted at the same time, but the two old men didn't even have the strength to refute now.
"No wonder the clergy always appear in a sanctimonious manner. Lorraine pursed her lips and said in her heart, then kicked Leo under the table and said, "Come with me to the meeting later." "What's oblique," Leo asked, wide-eyed, puzzled.
"Government Council. ”
Leo pursed his lips and said reluctantly, "Do you have to go? Melina pushed Leo and persuaded him kindly, "Go ahead, that's your job." Leo was like a donkey who had been fed a turnip, and said with a smirk: "Go, since Meilin said it, I will definitely go." Melina patted Leo on the shoulder and said, "Is this good?" The old fellows looked at Leo in amazement, and St. Paul's asked quietly, "Who taught this?"
"Oh, Adele and Catherine. ”
"Awesome ......" half an hour later.
Leo sat down in a high chair and yawned boredly.
Lorraine glanced at him, and pressed his drowsiness down, this government meeting is just like Leo said, boring, boring~!
Because the Governor of Lorraine is home, this morning is an enlarged meeting of the government of Nyan.
Angus, the head of the administrative officer, Larry, the head of the military staff, the tax officer, etc., including the director of the patent office, Avar, and others were all present.
There were nearly 100 people seated in the conference room, and the main chiefs could still sit at the conference table, while their deputies and department heads could only pull up chairs and sit in the back.
From the very beginning, the conference was to introduce the changes in the province of Naryan in the year that Lorraine was not present.
In a nutshell, it is said that the shape is not good, but a great good, super good, and the good can't be better~!
Angus began by making an impassioned statement, introducing in an uplifting tone that the farts of the chickens in Nai'an Province had risen at a rate of fifty percent as if they had drunk holy water.
How much the population has increased, how much the tax revenue has increased, how much the arable land has increased, how much the per capita net income has increased, and so on, all of them are good news anyway.
General Larry introduced how many personnel the army had added, how much equipment it had updated, and how many achievements it had achieved, and more emphatically explained that after more than half a year of encirclement and interception, the cavalry corps composed of humans and half-orcs had completely wiped out the remnants of the enemy on the prairie, and the thieves were the leaders. The meritorious personnel have been reported, and the Governor is requested to give instructions.
Then each department introduces the completion of their tasks and achievements in the year.
Lorraine was quite excited at first, but she didn't expect that in just one year, Catherine would manage Nyan so well.
But if you hear more good news, you will also be numb.
Leo could doze off unscrupulously, but Lorraine couldn't show his impatience, especially when he was excited to see the feelings of his subordinates.
Everyone had to ask a few questions and then give them a few words of encouragement.
In the end, when Leo's head was almost asleep, a middle-aged official who was sitting far away stood up slowly.
The adults who had just come from the excitement of the crowd fell silent, and the big guys looked at the mouth and mouth, and the mouth looked at the heart, and the words in their hands without squinting were not.
The one who stood up hesitated for a moment, and finally said helplessly: "Worthy of the trust of adults, our Shipbuilding Bureau of the Ministry of Public Works has lost 820,000 gold coins today. ”
"What~!" Leo suddenly sobered up, he jumped directly on the table, his eyes were round, and he said angrily: "You tell me again." ”!!!