Chapter 284: Shrinking the Magnifying Glass
Fan Jian ran to the door with a smoke, blocked the door with his body, and did not let Zhang Laosan enter the door.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing blocking the door? Don't you welcome me?"
Seeing Fan Jian blocking the door tightly, Zhang Laosan's old face stretched long, and he asked unhappily.
"Uncle, you are so busy that the dragon has seen the beginning and the end of the day, just say what you have, and don't delay your time."
This old boy will not be good when he comes, and his hands and feet are not clean, so he will take the sheep by the hand, Fan Jian really doesn't want to see him.
"Well, I'm leaving, I was supposed to give 1hlh a month's salary, but it's not uncommon.
Pity me, come in a hurry, but I didn't expect the hot face to stick to the cold ass of others, and left, gone."
Zhang Laosan turned his head and left, his mouth chattering was quite loud, obviously for Fan Jian.
"Uncle Zhang, just kidding, why do you have no sense of humor, come, hurry into the house, the dragon well before the rain is waiting for you to get old."
As soon as he heard that Zhang Laosan was sending a salary, Fan Jian immediately changed his face and invited Zhang Laosan into the house with a worthless face.
"You kid, if you learn badly, use people to face forward, don't use people to face backward, then I will do the same for your uncle.
Today, you signed this letter for me, and the salary will be given to you, if you don't sign, uncle, I will pat my ass and leave, don't say that I owe you wages."
Sitting on the sofa, picking up Fan Jian's teacup and taking a sip, Zhang Laosan took out a piece of paper folded in two from his pocket and slapped it on the coffee table with a snap.
"Uncle, look at what you said, am I that kind of person? Anyway, what did you ask me to sign here?"
Just wanted to pick up the piece of paper and see what was written on it, but Zhang Laosan picked it up.
"What? I'm so angry, I just went to your ecological garden to ask for some vegetables and fruits to eat.
As a result, the eight gods turned their faces and denied people, saying that there were regulations, and they had to sign by you, the chairman, before they paid for the goods, and they didn't give any face."
Angrily folded the paper in his hand again, Zhang Laosan said angrily, and glanced at Lao Jun, Lao Jun drank tea, pretending not to see it.
"That's it, what's the matter, come, I'll sign it for you, so is the Eight Righteous Gods, even if you eat hard, how much can you eat?
This bit of vegetables and fruits can still be afforded, Laojun, next time Uncle Zhang goes to the ecological park again, you can decorate him more, or you will sign for him, the elder of the province
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They are coming to me from afar."
I thought it was a big deal, but it turned out that Zhang Laosan loved to take advantage of the problem, and wanted to rub some free fruits and vegetables.
Fan Jian has such a big industry, he doesn't care about these two jujubes, he waved his pen, signed his name, and explained to Lao Jun, and gave Zhang Laosan an an accommodation in the future.
"I don't sign it, do you know how much he wants? If there are a few cucumbers and a handful of beans, will Yabu Masahami not give it to him?"
Coldly watching Fan Jian sign without even reading the content on the paper, Lao Jun looked at Fan Jian like a fool.
Seeing that Lao Jun's eyes were wrong, and saying something like that again, Fan Jian thought of Zhang Laosan's character, and hurriedly grabbed the piece of paper and opened it, wanting to see what was written on it.
"Zhang Laosan, you old liar, where is this where you eat it yourself, you are obviously selling it."
Seeing that on the piece of paper, the types of vegetables and fruits were written in the front, and the units of measurement in the back were all calculated in tons, Fan Jian immediately pointed at Zhang Laosan and scolded.
"Take it, you inside, after signing it, you don't want to pay the bill, this is your salary, the silver and goods are paid, and the third master has collected the vegetables."
snatched the paper from Fan Jian's hand, Zhang Laosan took out something and threw it on the sofa, and the girl ran away.
"Uncle Li, you are so unkind, why didn't you remind me when I signed."
Seeing that Lao Jun was still drinking tea slowly, Fan Jian complained angrily that Lao Jun was not righteous.
"Why should I remind you, anyway, the company has a rule that whoever signs for the goods to be sent must deduct them from everyone's salary and dividends at cost price.
It's not my money that is being deducted, why should I stop you from spending your own money to give favors?"
It's none of his business, hang high, Lao Jun doesn't want to have nothing to do, and he is hated by Zhang Laosan.
"When did such a rule exist? Isn't it a big loss for me this time, isn't that equivalent to me paying my own salary?"
"It's clearly written in the company's articles of association, who told you not to read it."
Fan Jian wailed on the sofa, Lao Jun got up, humming a little song to go upstairs to be quiet.
"Wait a minute, Uncle Li, help me take a look, this mirror is so peculiar, is it a treasure yin-yang mirror of life and death?
Earned, earned, Zhang Laosan finally relied on it and chose a decent baby as a salary."
Fan Jian, who was rolling on the sofa, was hit by something, and when he picked it up, it was one side
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Bronze mirror, palm-sized, in the shape of a gossip.
One side is convex and the other side is concave, which reminds him of the yin-yang mirror that has killed countless people, so he stopped Lao Jun and asked him to help identify it.
"Dream, the Yin-Yang Mirror is one of the Jade Void Spirit Treasures, there are two sides of Yin and Yang, one white and one red, red is life, white is death, how can it be used to pay you?
The one in your hand is called a shrinking magnifying glass, the concave side is magnifying, and the convex side is shrinking, and in the heavenly court, it is a child's toy, a child's thing."
Seeing the mirror in Fan Jian's hand, Lao Jun pouted, this third child is really unkind, and he can't stand it anymore when he uses some rags to fool Fan Jian.
"I'm fooled again, Zhang Laosan must have used this rag as an excuse, but he actually came to trick me into signing."
Throwing the shrinking magnifying glass on the sofa, Fan Jian thumped the sofa, anxious for his IQ.
"Anything else to ask? Without me, I'm going upstairs, and the stock market is about to open."
Lao Jun is about to leave, what can he say, who let Fan Jian not have a brain.
"Wait, don't go, how do you use this?"
Although he was annoyed, Fan Jian still picked up the shrinking magnifying glass, the toys of the second generation of immortals, he hadn't played with them yet, experience it.
"It's simple, the children of Heavenly Court don't have much mana, so this kind of mirror doesn't need mana to operate.
You see a button next to him, and you put the concave side of the mirror at the object, and when you press the button, it will zoom in, and when you press the button, it will zoom out."
After Lao Jun explained, he went upstairs, and he really didn't understand why Fan Jian was so interested in a child's toys.
Fan Jian lay on the sofa, pointed the mirror at the coffee table, and pressed the button.
"Holy, it's amazing! It's so much fun!"
Seeing that the coffee table that was more than one person long disappeared in front of his eyes at once, Fan Jian jumped off the sofa excitedly, searched carefully on the ground, and finally found a coffee table the size of a soybean grain.
Changed sides, pressed the button again, the coffee table returned to normal, and Fan Jian immediately went crazy.
Experiment with a mirror all over the room, first smaller, then bigger, dining table, washing machine, microwave, did not let go.
Then go upstairs, the bed, the closet, the dressing mirror, and a light flashes.
"Damn, it's getting dark."
Under the mirror, Fan Jian was detained, and it was pitch black, I don't know why it was dark when it was still noon.
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