When Fan Jian returned home, he saw the Jade Emperor slumped on the sofa, reading Journey to the West.

Sun Dasheng on TV knocked down a corner of Lingxiao Hall with a stick, and the Jade Emperor hid under the table, shouting in a panic, go to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, such as the Buddha.

And Lao Zhangtou, seeing his image of such a, was laughing happily.

What surprised Fan Jian the most was that beside Lao Zhangtou, there were fruits, snacks, and a piece of cream cake floating.

As long as Lao Zhangtou moves his fingers, the food will automatically fly to his mouth.

"Didn't you say that the immortals of the Nether Realm will be sealed with mana, why can you use mana?"

Seeing the scene in front of him, Fan Jian was very curious, so he casually picked up the cake floating in the air and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Parents will set rules for their children, this is not allowed, that is not allowed, but these rules are only for children, will they restrict parents?

It's all fathers, I don't understand this reason, I'm really an idiot.

Hahaha, this Jade Emperor is so stupid, he laughed at me."

Glancing at Fan Jian, Lao Zhangtou continued to focus on the TV screen, and chatting with idiots would also become idiots.

"What did you say? Daddy? Cuihua, Cuihua, are you pregnant?"

Hearing Lao Zhangtou say this, Fan Jian immediately shouted at Wang Cuihua in a sharp voice, but no one responded.

Fan Jian ran to every corner of the villa like a motor, searching for Wang Cuihua's figure.

"Don't look for it, it's all blocking me from watching TV, Cuihua and Red Boy are out.

They said I didn't bring anything, and that I was going to buy some things, and that I should be back soon."

Lao Zhangtou waved his hand, like chasing flies, and asked Fan Jian to leave the range of the TV screen.

"What? You call a pregnant woman and take a child out to buy you something, do you still have humanity?

If the three of Cuihua, mother and son, have a mistake, I can't spare you old thing."

Wang Cuihua of the Mecha Continent gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, and Fan Jian determined that Wang Cuihua was pregnant this time, and there should be two in her belly.

So as soon as I heard that Wang Cuihua went out to buy something for Lao Zhangtou, she became angry at that time, and gritted her teeth and said cruel words to Lao Zhangtou.

"Pregnant woman, who?" Lao Zhangtou was confused.

"Cuihua, pregnant woman." Fan Jian shouted.

"Who? Pregnant?"

"Cuihua, pregnant woman."

"Pregnant woman, who?"

"I mean, Emerald Flower is a pregnant woman, and a pregnant woman is Emerald Flower."

After a few cycles, Fan Jian shouted, this old Zhang Tou is more hateful than Zhang Laosan, and he pretends to be stupid.

"No, why didn't I see that Cuihua was pregnant, did I go out and buy something for me and got pregnant, but aren't you in the underworld?

Don't? Don't? Let's say okay first, Fan Jian, it's that the cuihua is broken

（M.. COM）

Thou shalt not divorce thy wife, other man's child, or I will not spare thee."

Lao Zhangtou looked at Fan Jian with strange eyes, his face was a little bad, this niece was really uneasy, if it weren't for his uncle's deep background, he would have become an abandoned woman.

"You, a former Jade Emperor who was ousted from power, are now sent to the fence and threaten me, I have divorced this wife, and I am so fearless of power.

No, who said that he was going to divorce his wife, wasn't Cuihua pregnant as you said?"

was almost led astray by the dead old man, Fan Jian hurriedly traced the topic back to the source and found the problem.

"Who? What's wrong?"

"Pregnant."

"Who?"

"Emerald Flower."

"What's wrong?"

"You said that I became a father, doesn't that prove that Cuihua is pregnant?"

Fan Jian shouted angrily, his voice was broken, and then he was so angry that he fell crooked on the sofa all of a sudden, just pressed on the remote control, and the TV was immediately replaced.

"Tune it back, transfer it back, Lao Jun is about to use the gossip furnace to refine that monkey.

When I said that you are a father, I mean the red boy, isn't he your son?

I didn't say that Cuihua was pregnant, you were thinking about it, hurry up and give me the remote control."

Lao Zhangtou immediately stopped in the empty ear, and quickly explained it clearly for the sake of the remote control.

"Old Zhangtou, aren't you angry when you look at you so cowardly on TV?"

It turned out to be an oolong, and it was also the reason why he didn't understand it, and he knew the rules of the mortal world, and it was ineffective for Lao Zhangtou.

Fan Jian lay on the sofa and didn't move, reaching out to grab the grapes floating in the air to eat.

When I turned around, I saw that Lao Zhangtou was busy adjusting the stage, and then he watched it with relish, and sometimes laughed, and couldn't help but be curious.

"Why don't you find yourself happy, just treat it as entertainment, nothing in this is true, just watch and play."

It's no wonder that he is a big man who has crossed countless catastrophes, his mentality is good, nothing can shake his happy heart, Fan Jian admires.

"Old Zhangtou, when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, did you ask the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to help?"

Hearing that it was all fake, Fan Jian's curiosity exploded and he began to gossip, which was an exclusive revelation to the parties concerned.

"It's not big or small, it's called uncle, so there's no big trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

Even if the heavenly court is in trouble, the Buddha and Guanyin will only look at jokes, where will they come to help.

They wish that the Heavenly Court would be destroyed, and when the time comes, they will be able to ascend to the throne in the Western Heavens?"

"Why, Heavenly Court and Western Heaven are in the same immortal realm, shouldn't they watch over each other and share weal and woe?"

Listening to Lao Zhangtou's words, Fan Jian felt that he had discovered a greater secret and continued to spy.

"In your mortal words, Heavenly Court and Western Heaven are rivals.

（M.. COM）

We also need incense in the human world, there are so many resources in the heavenly realm, and there will be competition if there are interests.

If one family goes out of business, then the other family will monopolize the believers in the mortal world, the Heavenly Realm Cave, the Spirit Stone, and the Magic Weapon.

Then if something happens to the family, will you lend a hand, it's good if you don't fall into the ground."

Lao Zhangtou said it vaguely, but through metaphors, Fan Jian understood that competition is everywhere, and so are immortals.

"I was parking in the garage just now, and I heard you shouting to divorce your wife? Are you going to divorce your mother?"

Just when Fan Jian was about to spy more, Wang Cuihua carried a large bag and a small wrap, followed by a red boy with many shopping bags on his body, pushed the door and walked in.

The red boy still squeezed his eyebrows with Fan Jian, grimacing, meaning, you're done.

"Wife, you heard me wrong, I'm talking about rest, my uncle finally came to our house, so I want to have a good rest.

We have to entertain well, and we can't neglect our guests, right?"

Fan Jian was in a cold sweat, if he let the tigress know that what he just said was divorce, Wang Cuihua, the tiger girl, would directly turn her marriage status into a widow.

"You still need to say, uncle, what do you think I bought you?

If you're not satisfied, I'll take you directly to the mall tomorrow, and we'll buy whatever you like."

Pulling Fan Jian aside, Wang Cuihua sweetly shouted to Lao Zhangtou uncle, and then walked over with those things and took them out one by one to display.

The red boy also followed flatteringly, put down his hand, and looked at Fan Jiancha, has this girl changed sex, when did she become so gentle?

"Uncle, this is toiletry, and this razor is a new model, a big brand.

It's pajamas, I bought you seven pieces, and I change one a day, and this is a belt that I bought for you, the work of a big-name designer.

By the way, there are also these leather shoes, crocodile leather, international brands, which are most suitable for your identity."

Looking at the things displayed by Wang Cuihua, they were all luxury goods, and Fan Jian calculated in his heart that there could be a few million.

I'm not going to be calm soon, this loser, is this day too much? directly pulled Wang Cuihua to the kitchen.

"What's going on? You compare him to him

I'm fine, you haven't bought me those things yet! A Jade Emperor who stepped down, as for receiving him with such a high standard?

Back then, Lao Jun and Yang Jian used all the underwear bought in the wholesale market, and they were three pairs of underwear for ten yuan, so why should they buy them for three hundred yuan a pair of underwear."

Fan Jian's heart was unbalanced, crying and chirping, in fact, he was distressed about money.

"Fool, just come and see."

Taking Fan Jian upstairs to their room, Wang Cuihua opened the wardrobe, and Fan Jian's eyes immediately widened.

"Buy, buy!" Fan Jian said in surprise.

(End of chapter)