022: God help me
Su Tang thanked He Qisen, saying that he was grateful for taking care of her today, and most importantly, he was grateful to He Qisen for sending her back.
He Qisen was obviously very useful for Su Tang's sentence of thanks, and he probably didn't even notice the change in his handwriting's attitude towards Su Tang.
If Su Tang can call himself Brother Sen as sweetly as before, then he will definitely be able to have a very beautiful dream when he goes back tonight.
But He Qisen also knew that Li Yunshan was among them, and according to Su Tang's character, he would definitely not call himself so intimately when outsiders were present.
So this Li Yunshan is very annoying.
Li Yunshan stood in place, about to move out of the second plan, when he suddenly noticed a drop of water falling on his face, and he subconsciously raised his head to look at the sky.
It had been a clear night a few minutes before, but the wind was blowing and the moon was nowhere to be seen, followed by a large area of raindrops crackling on the ground like beads with broken threads.
This place is still a hundred meters away from the room where Su Tang lives, and just when Su Tang was about to go back at a speed of 100 meters, Li Yunshan didn't know where the brute force came from, he pulled He Qisen and Su Tang with his two hands respectively, and tried to open his eyes that were wet with rain: "Team He." This rain is coming strangely, you and Su Tang go to my side to sit down, and wait for the rain to light up before going back! ”
“...... But ......" Su Tang pursed her lips that were a little pale from the wind, and before she could finish anything, she was interrupted by He Qisen on the other side: "Okay." ”
Li Yunshan didn't mention that he was a little proud in his heart.
He was worried that he couldn't keep Su Tang and He Qisen, and now he couldn't even stand the evil done by these two people, and the rain falling at this time was not the best way for God to punish them?
Since it was Tiandu who helped him Li Yunshan, what else was there to say.
Under Li Yunshan's push, Su Tang and He Qisen walked into the place where Li Yunshan was assigned.
Su Tang thought that He Qisen could see Li Yunshan's plans just like himself, that kid was not a good bird when he looked at his eyes, why did He Qisen start to make mistakes at this juncture?
Sneeze.
As soon as he entered the room, He Qisen sneezed firmly.
The system read Su Tang's thoughts for him, so He Qisen knew that the sneeze at this time was Su Tang's complaint against him.
It's not that he can't see Li Yunshan's bad intentions, it's just that He Qisen doesn't want Su Tang to be wet by this sudden rainstorm, and he hopes that her girl can be safe even in the world in the book.
And Su Tang, who has temporarily lost the system prompt, can't read He Qisen's meaning, she doesn't like to rely on others to grow up, since she has come to the place where Li Yunshan lives, let's wait and see what changes can be done by that kid!
Li Yunshan saw that he had finally tricked Su Tang and He Qisen into his room, and he hurriedly took out two clean towels and handed them to the other party.
After He Qisen took the towel, he didn't wipe his wet hair immediately, on the contrary, he carefully observed the structure of the entire room, and after seeing that there were two compartments inside, he said softly to Su Tang: "Comrade Xiao Su." You're a lesbian, and although it's just that your hair is very wet, there is a difference between men and women, so let's go to the room over there and tidy up! ”
Li Yunshan did not doubt He Qisen's words.
After all, his current idea is simple.
Later, Li Yunshan put croton in the hot coffee, and then let Su Tang and He Qisen have diarrhea to the extent that they can't lift their pants.
In this way, Li Yunshan can take advantage of this gap to lock the door of the room, and only need to lose the key the next day, and then call the people of Peach Blossom Village to help open the door, as long as they open the door, they can see the situation of the unmarried man and woman in the same room.
"Comrade Yunshan?"
He Qisen called Li Yunshan three times in a row before the other party came back to his senses.
"Ahh Li Yunshan, who came back to his senses, immediately said, "He team." What's wrong? Is it chilly? I'm going to make you a cup of coffee. ”
"Coffee is not used for the time being, I am afraid that the lesbian jokes will not dare to say it, in fact, I don't know what coffee is, and it is just nonsense to say that it tastes bitter, and fortunately you didn't demolish me! Today, I will tell you such a humiliating thing, and it is completely for the sake of us all gay men, Comrade Yunshan. You can't spread my scandal! ”
Li Yunshan didn't know that all the thoughts he had in his mind about designing Su Tang and He Qisen were read to He Qisen by the system, and even Li Yunshan was still complaining in his heart about He Qisen, a hillbilly, who didn't even know coffee.
But in order to be able to carry out the plan, Li Yunshan immediately expressed his determination and said that of course he would keep He Qisen's secret like a bottle.
"Team He. It's not that I said, since you haven't drunk coffee in Peach Blossom Village, you should try it better. In this way, Nasu Sugar will not dare to laugh at you in the future! ”
Originally, Li Yunshan shouted and muttered in his heart, that Su Tang is not a great beauty who captivates the country and the city, even if her figure is displayed in front of him, he is not interested, right? There is no need to be broken up by He Qisen at all.
But now looking at He Qisen's embarrassed appearance, he is much more psychologically clear.
I dare to pretend to be in front of their educated youth.
Li Yunshan was holding the hot coffee in both hands, which had already been quietly planted by him.
Originally, I took croton because I was afraid that the water and soil would not be adaptable, and the laxation would not be smooth at that time, but now I am helping him solve big troubles.
He Qisen looked at the coffee that was still smoking, pretending to be like he had discovered a new continent, and praised Li Yunshan endlessly.
Now that Su Tang has been branched out by He Qisen, there is no need to worry about Li Yunshan making any trips to hurt Su Tang.
And Su Tang also locked the deadbolt tightly when she walked into the other door, and after she was sure that the door could not be opened, she entered the space.
After the rain, nothing is better than taking a hot bath, and when Su Tang tidied up herself, the wet clothes were dried by the dryer in the villa early.
Su Tang was afraid that the people outside would be suspicious of him, so he walked out of the space again without stopping.
When she opened the door, He Qisen was the only one left in the room.
Su Tang was puzzled, and He Qisen, who was sitting at the table, always seemed to be able to guess what Su Tang was thinking.
He always took a step ahead of her and said, "Comrade Xiao Su." Somehow, this Comrade Yunshan drank a few sips of coffee and began to have stomach troubles. I don't think that coffee is a good substance, so don't drink your share! ”
Su Tang rolled her eyes, she boasted that she had been in the entertainment industry for many years and read countless people, but she couldn't see through He Qisen in front of her.
Maybe many things are not as simple as she thinks.