The place where the water gathers is usually a place where the earth spirits are great, and even if they are not heroes, they usually make the same sound as people when they go to such a place.

Even if this person is a Song dwarf who can no longer straighten his waist when he sees the emperor, he can actually write a poem full of compulsion on the Xunyang Tower, 'If he gets Lingyunzhi one day, dare to laugh at Huang Chao is not a husband'.

Of course, Song Shorty was punished immediately after pretending to be forced, and he pretended to be crazy and stupid and ate stinky dung... But if it weren't for Xunyang, who was an outstanding person, I'm afraid that even if he was killed, he wouldn't be able to write this kind of poem that completely violated his character, right?

"Fight stink with stink?

It seems that this Zhouzhou is still a little interesting, and he can actually come up with such a wonderful method, although I disdain this kind of side-by-side way, and I have to admit that he is still a little clever......"

The rain in Xunyang is more impermanent than anywhere else, often a moment ago or the sky is still blue, and after a few minutes it becomes rainy, which directly leads to the ancient poets do not like to write poems and rain in Xunyang, because it is too common;

In this weather environment, this tall man wearing a bamboo hat looks very normal, and Xunyang people will only think that he is a migrant worker in the countryside, but they will not think that this is a costume hero.

Cheng Rin Cheng is bearded, if it is the Bai Weisheng who founded the Huaxia Qinxing Weapon List, he will recognize this person at a glance when he sees him, the eldest of the thirty-six friends, his Qinxing weapon is a strange stone grinding plate.

Cheng Dabeard's stone grinding plate, it is said that the longer his beard, the sweeter the grinding will be, because he needs to be careful not to stir his beard into it when he grinds with a long beard, and he will become more serious and careful, and Cheng Dabeard, who recognizes the real one, has grinded the most delicate soybean milk and made the most delicious tofu.

Therefore, there is a saying in Qinxing, 'Cheng Huzi's tofu is actually not tofu, it is bean-flavored elixir.'" ’

Cheng Dabeard is very tall, so he is very powerful, and he can carry three or four on his shoulders with a beautiful chef like the Seven Girls of Huizhou; Therefore, the apprentice he accepts must be a 'cow'.

His apprentice is also surnamed Niu, and he is also a 'thin man' who weighs two hundred pounds.

Because Niu Yong's height is too tall, he has a height of two meters and one to catch up with Da Yao, and the weight of two hundred catties is not enough to look at on this skeleton, it is simply pitiful.

'Thin' is 'thin', but Niu Yong's strength is greater than that of the master, and the two pieces of stone grinding with a diameter of 33cm and 40cm respectively are not much difficult in his hands.

Perhaps it was the height of this guy that gave the staff at the ticket gate some kind of illusion, and they always felt that these two stone mills were like children's toys, and they were brought to the platform without asking them to check in.

"I don't like to be a vegetarian, and I don't like to eat smelly, and being a smelly chef is definitely not a good thing!"

Niu Yong gasped twice, and snorted dissatisfiedly in his nose: "Master, you are here for this surnamed Zhou?" But I'm tired, these two stone mills are not light, I have a long way, and the taxi refuses to take ......

It's all because of this surnamed Zhou, master, you have to scold him when you turn around, and let him stop cooking stinky dishes in the future! ”

"You know what? Master, I am famous for playing grinding discs, why can I crush the culinary masters of those countries, and I don't rely on these two grinding discs? ”

Niu Yong, who was carrying two pieces of stone grinding, didn't look like a chef, he was like a star, and the passengers waiting to get on the bus were afraid to look at it, and they stayed away from their master and apprentice, so that Cheng Dabeard, who has always had a big voice, didn't have to worry about anything, hehe laughed and said: "Playing with a grinding plate is inseparable from soy milk tofu, have you forgotten that stinky tofu is also the master's specialty?"

Silly boy, the master is not here for this, take a look! ”

took out a copy of "Lixing the World" from his arms, opened it and stuffed it in front of Niu Yong, Niu Yong stared at a pair of bull's eyes for a long time before he understood: "His grandmother's, it turns out that this Zhouzhou is very powerful, the book says that he should be ranked among the thirty-six friends of the Qinxing Weapons Spectrum?"

Isn't that just like you, the master, they are all great chefs!

Master, then don't scold him, make friends with him, right? ”

"You're a fool!"

Cheng Dabeard was angry, picked up the magazine and smashed it on the apprentice's head: "Grandma's, there are a total of thirty-six places, how many places does your master rank now?" ”

"How powerful the master is, the master is in ......"

Niu Yong was stunned, and it took a long time to understand: "Master, you are ranked thirty-six." ”

"Isn't it just, he came in, and your master and I will be squeezed out?"

Cheng Dabeard sneered: "This time, I have to see if he is a powerful god or my Cheng Dabeard's grinding plate!" ”

"Then you still need to ask, master, how heavy is your grinding disc, you are amazing! Master, I'm tired, can you grind the disc for a while? ”

"What do I mention? Check in and get on the bus! ”

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Chen Yan subconsciously took two steps back, careful of her liver plopping.

Unexpectedly, at the end of the ticket check, there was a bearded man and a 'giant', the 'giant' was holding two grinding discs in his hands, his head was bowed and he was bent over, his mouth was big and his nose was down, and his two ears were still angry, and he grinned at her, 'Hehe, it's good-looking...''Master, this woman is so good-looking! ’

Chen Yan turned her head and saw that it was a bearded man with a head like a winter melon, just like the weirdos written in the book, they all walked into the carriage and wore a bamboo hat, she had seen a movie, and the people who wore hats in the movie were ruthless......

At that time, Chen Yan had the heart to call the police, but fortunately, the bearded man seemed to be reasonable, slapped the 'giant' on the head, and handed over the ticket with a smile. Xunyang is a big city, and there are still soft sleeper guests who get off here, after all, not everyone has the time to follow X164 on the road of 20,000 miles.

Chen Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, bad guys won't buy tickets, this year's real-name system, so don't look at people who look fierce, in fact, they are normal people who don't even have a height limit, Chen Yan, Chen Yan, you can't judge people by their appearance in the future, let's be a red flag train.

I just don't know how the staff on the platform did it, how did they get them to bring the grinding disc on the train?

But now, Chen Yan can't stop them from getting in the car.

"Two gentlemen, please go to the right, your soft sleeper is not far away......"

Chen Yan, who calmed down, immediately changed into a professional smile, and did not forget to remind Niu Yong: "This gentleman, you are tall, be careful to bow your head."

But you have to be wronged and go back to sleep with your legs bent. ”

"Hehe, it's okay, I'm used to it, so I sleep with my legs bent... Hehe, master, this woman is good-looking and has a good heart, hehe..."

Niu Yong smiled, and the essence of the lack of heart and eye was undoubtedly revealed.

"Thank you, comrade."

Cheng Dabeard gave the apprentice a kick in the ass: "If you talk nonsense in the future, I will beat you to death!" ”

"Hehe, I didn't talk nonsense, master, she's just good-looking, hehe......"