211. Encounter with Nezha

Wang Xin and Jumping finally got the pass, and then went down the mountain along the rugged mountain road, and Jumping said, "Uncle, this road seems to be different from when we came?" ”

"Of course, we're going to clear the customs, how can it be the same?" Wang Xin's answer was very crisp.

"That's not it!" Another voice was heard, and then the little Taoist priest named Baba chased after him. When Jumping saw it, he called out enthusiastically, "Master, why did you come here?" Wang Xin was the same, looking at this sweaty little Taoist priest who was a little surprised.

"I'm not on duty today, I'm here to see you off." The little Taoist priest's eyes were a little dodgy when he spoke. Wang Xin knew that this little Taoist priest probably didn't have nothing to do, but wanted to come over to send his apprentice. Wang Xin wondered in his heart, these people are all monks, it is still difficult to let go of Hongchen, and besides, is there a feeling of the opposite sex in the underworld?

"Hop, when you came, you came through a special passage, and you can only walk one person, and it's a very narrow one, if you are a little fatter, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass. That's because the road is specially set up for people who come to visit, and it is kind of a welcome road. ”

"And where are we going now?" Jumping didn't believe this, so he confirmed it with Baba Master.

"Go back, of course, so you can start clearing the customs." Baba Little Taoist said.

"Do you know what's our next playthrough?"

"How can I know this, it's automatically matched in the system. But don't worry, there shouldn't be any problems. Just be mentally prepared. "Baba and Hopping had a great time. Wang Xin was not easy to interfere with, and when he had already seen the customs clearance entrance, Wang Xin asked, "Little Master Baba, I heard that few people have come to visit your master recently?" ”

"Do you mean visitors or admirers like you?"

"Both."

"There are a lot of visitors, you can see how lively we are there! There are dozens of people greeting each day, and we little apprentices are so busy that we little apprentices can hardly get angry. When it comes to work, this little Taoist priest is born with a sense of pride.

"I don't know anything other than King Wen?"

"How so? The one who played chess with King Wen, can you not know him? That's the famous Zhuang Zhouwa, my grandfather's big apprentice. It is said that everyone on your earth knows about this Zhuang, and everyone knows about it! ”

"You said Zhuangzi, well, I know a little bit, this is the first time I have seen him. So who else? ”

"That's a lot, even Kongqiu often comes. However, this time he went to the heavenly court for a meeting and reported on his work, so he was not here. Usually he often comes to visit, but when he comes, he will talk about some great principles of benevolence, righteousness and morality, and ruling people, which I don't like. Not as good as my grandfather, he is always gentle and elegant, and he thinks everything we do is reasonable. ”

"Of course, you are not a ruler, if you are the Jade Emperor, I guess you will like him too!" Wang Xin said sarcastically.

"Don't talk nonsense, the underworld doesn't allow nonsense. When you arrive, you can go by yourself, I'm going back, and I'll meet you again on a business trip to Earth in the future! ”

The little Taoist priest disappeared in a flash, and Hopping still said to the air, "Master, you must come to see me, I will be in the underworld!" But there was no echo in the air, and Jump looked at it stupidly for a long time, and then he came back to his senses and continued on his way.

At this time, a strong wind suddenly blew in the sky, and the two of them quickly found a mountain rock to take shelter from, and waited until the storm passed before continuing on their way.

"Uncle, what do you think our next pass will be?" Jumping is always curious to know what's going to happen in the future.

"I want to know, too, but I can't know, and it's useless to be anxious. Isn't it often said that soldiers will cover the water and cover the earth, and let's talk about it when they meet! ”

"I don't think it's interesting to come here, did you choose it, or was it assigned to you?" Jumping and making a funny grimace.

"I chose it. I think it's good. If you had to choose, what would you choose? Only then did Wang Xin remember the idea of asking Hopping,

"I've never thought about it, but I really don't like it there, everyone is so old-fashioned, just a few little Taoist priests can still say a few words, otherwise I'll suffocate to death."

"How many little Taoists, which one are you talking about?"

"Of course it's my master!" Hopping looked up proudly like a princess.

"Little Master Baba, wow, I don't think he can come anything, he's still a child, at most, it's just to look at the door and report a message."

"Uncle, I don't allow you to belittle my master, what's wrong with the child, you can still do great things!" Jumping pouted and was not happy.

"Don't you believe that children don't know anything but to play?" Wang Xin deliberately said this, because killing time in this way would make him feel that time would pass faster.

"Well, if only the adults wouldn't play like that. But, uncle, I don't know what kind of fun you have, if you don't have fun. ”

"What else can I do? Isn't it just sleeping and thinking about it! ”

The wind outside stopped, and the two of them came out from under the mountain rocks, and suddenly had a whim, and said, "Uncle, my master has taught me a few tricks, do you want me to show you?" ”

"Walk well!" Wang Xin said this, but she still wanted to see what she could learn in just one month.

"Look, I really want to show off my academic performance!" Like countless girls, Hopping also began to be coquettish.

"Okay, I'll just work hard for myself and see!" So, they stopped, Jump first found a piece of flat land, and then moved her muscles and bones to warm up, and then, she did a backflip, and her body floated up from the air, Wang Xin was the first time to see a living person with the naked eye can turn his head like this, Wang Xin's heart tightened, and he shouted loudly, "Jump, be careful!" ”

"Uncle, look!" Wang Xin saw Jumping take out something in the air and hit a big stone beside him, Wang Xin's eyes hadn't been withdrawn, and he heard Jumping shouting, "Who confiscated my sleeve arrow?" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a gust of wind, and another arrow, and likewise, silently, he did not know where the jumping arrow went. Three arrows were released in a row, but there was no news. This jump was in a hurry, hurriedly collected his efforts, fell to the ground, and went everywhere to find her hidden arrows. But I searched all over the grass and the cracks in the stones, and I couldn't see where her sleeve arrow had landed. Jumping was very angry, the more she couldn't find it, the more anxious she was to find it, Wang Xin also came over to help her, but it was just such a small place, and he also looked like it had fallen on this piece, why was it gone? After looking for a long time, I really couldn't find it, so Wang Xin said, "Jump, forget it, it must have been taken away by some wild dog!" ”

"Nonsense, you're a wild dog!" Suddenly, a voice came from a stone on the ground, and then the stone instantly turned into a child. The child was like a leather ball, rolled on the ground twice, and immediately grew into a half-grown child, however, Wang Xin looked at it and felt very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it, but Jumping was happy, "Aren't you Nezha?" With that, he ran up and wanted to say hello. But this kid didn't answer, and directly hit Wang Xin with a palm, but unfortunately Wang Xin was defenseless and knocked him to the ground with a palm. Seeing this situation, Jump jumped over directly and punched Nezha, "You guy doesn't eat toasts and punishes wine, do you think we are muddy?" This lap was empty, Nezha jumped up, turned over with a harrier in the air, ran behind Jump, and said with a smile, "I can't imagine that you still have two hits?" Say, who are you with this man? ”

"your." Saying that, Jumping rushed up again to catch Nezha, but how could Jumping be Nezha's opponent, and within a few clicks, she was caught by Nezha. "Let's go, go back to see my grandfather!"

"You bastard, let me down, who is your grandfather? Unreasonable bear kids! Jumping yelled.

"I'm a bear child, so what are you? Is it a madman? Nezha didn't listen to the jumping and jumping set, just Tengyun drove the fog to the Yundu Cave of Daluo Palace, and just arrived at the door, he saw the little Taoist priest Baba, Nezha said, "Little junior brother, look what I caught for you!" Ordinary put Hopping on the ground, and at this time, the little Taoist priest Baba found that it was Hopping, his apprentice, who couldn't be distinguished, came up and grabbed Nezha's neck, "Nezha, what do you say is going on?" If you say it well, it's okay today, if you can't explain it clearly, then you just wait for death! ”

Nezha didn't know what to do, and was suddenly pinched by the little Taoist priest like this, and his heart was also flustered, could it be that this senior brother knew this girl, if that was the case, it would be a big trouble. "Senior brother, this girl is too rampant, she shot me with a sleeve arrow for no reason, you said that if I didn't catch her, wouldn't she be shot to death?"

Nezha made up a set of rhetoric, but when the little Taoist priest Baba heard that the sleeve arrow, he knew that he gave this treasure to Jumping Jump as an apprenticeship, but he didn't expect that it had not been a day yet, how could she use it, could it be that this Nezha bullied Jumping Jump? So Baba said, "Nezha, there is no right for you to speak here, listen to what my apprentice says, and go back to settle accounts for you!" ”

Nezha hurriedly ran into the cave and went to find his master Taiyi Zhenren. And the little Taoist priest Baba hurriedly helped him up and asked with concern, "Are you okay?" "Master, Nezha bullies people. You must avenge me! ”

"Is it true that he said you hit him with a Hidden Arrow?"

"It's not." "I just wanted to show my uncle what I could do, so I jumped in the air and shot at a big rock, but he took away all the arrows, how would I know that the stone was actually his body." That's not all, he also injured my uncle, and now his life and death are unknown? ”

"Then why were you captured by him?"

"Isn't it the martial arts you taught me?" Jumping pouted and put the blame on his master.

"If you're okay, go take care of your uncle now, and when I punish Nezha, come to you."

Jumping hurriedly chanted a mantra, rose into the air, and arrived at Wang Xin in a few seconds, only to find that Wang Xin was still in a coma. Jumping was in a hurry and didn't know how to deal with it, but this was the first time she had encountered this situation, whether it was in the human world or in the underworld. She circled around Wang Xin's body a few times before she remembered to quickly turn on the screen and find a solution from the information database. As soon as the situation was entered, hundreds of millions of plans came out immediately, and he said in his heart, it seems that this little tadpole in the underworld is much easier to use than Brother Gu and Du Niangniang. Jumping looked at one casually, according to other people's methods, she turned Wang Xin over and lay on the ground, and then performed artificial respiration on the mouth, just touched Wang Xin's mouth, and felt him wake up, the four eyes were so close, both sides were startled, or Jump Jump reacted quickly, and immediately said, "Uncle, you are not pretending, right?" ”

"What's wrong with me? Just now, I felt a burst of softness and fell to the ground. What are you doing? Wang Xin asked, and at the same time he rubbed his eyebrows, feeling very tired.

"Get up! Are you alright? Jump Hop said quickly. But Wang Xin tried a few times, but he couldn't get up, so he was helpless, so he jumped over to help and pulled his arm, but Wang Xin was like a mess of mud and had no strength at all. Originally, he thought that Wang Xin had woken up and there was no problem, but when he saw this situation, he knew that Nezha had done something bad just now, and he was extremely angry. This demon and monster must kill your majesty. Jumping thought to herself, but she didn't know what to do. was in a hurry, Baba Little Taoist arrived, and he also brought Nezha and a few other Little Taoist priests with him.

When Jumping saw it, he rushed up directly, and it was a punch to Nezha, but Nezha didn't fight back, no matter how you fight, it didn't seem to work for him at all, Jumping was tired, Nezha said, "Okay, let's tie, I can go!" ”

"Come back, you beat my uncle like this, do you still want to walk?" Jump said loudly, and everyone could hear it clearly.

Baba Little Taoist came over and saw that Wang Xin was indeed unable to move, so he stared at Nezha intently, "What's going on?" ”

"How do I know wow?" Nezha is also strange, he just pushed it gently, why did this person become a mess of mud, did he have no kung fu at all, didn't he have any fairy energy on his body? After all, Nezha still squatted down and wiped Wang Xin's forehead with his hand, he understood that this was a mortal body, and he couldn't bear such a slap from him at all, so he regretted it to death in his heart, why didn't he take these into account when he did it himself, such a good thing became a bad thing. What can I do? If it was an immortal, he knew how to treat it, but this person was not, and Nezha knew that he had made a big mistake.

"Senior brother, I'll carry it back to the cave and find the master to heal!" Nezha hurriedly said that at this time, he was like a grandson, and he had no prestige at all.

Several little Taoist priests carried Wang Xin back to Yundu Cave together, where the Taoist immortals already knew that Nezha was in trouble, although these procedures were all pre-arranged, but Wang Xin was beaten like this, and the programs were not set in advance, so those old immortals were also panicked. First, Wang Xin was placed in the guest room, and then everyone discussed the treatment plan together. After discussing for a few days and nights, it was finally decided that Nezha would ask the divine doctor in the world to take a trip, which was the only choice. But who exactly to invite, and there are endless arguments, the old Taoist priests hope that Lao Jun will come forward to invite the Yellow Emperor to work hard, and it would be good if he couldn't say a needle, but everyone felt that this was inappropriate, and it was not worth it to move Lao Jun's face for such an inconspicuous little thing. So I considered asking Bian Que. Then, Nezha was about to set off, and at this time, Hopping grabbed his master, saying that she also wanted to go with her and open her eyes. With the master's consent, the little Taoist priest Baba accompanied them over.

The three of them came to Bian Que's residence, and they were very curious when they jumped, and kept asking this and that, "You say, is this the Yin Realm or the Yang Realm?" Doctor Bian Que, is he a god or a human? ”

"Hey, you mouthy girl, can you not speak?" Nezha is very annoyed by this jumping, why is he like a Donald duck, and he keeps quacking.

"Jump, immortals can walk in the yin and yang worlds, but others cannot. So it's not surprising that you see that we're here as both the underworld and the human world. Ordinary people, whether they are souls or flesh, cannot cross this boundary. ”

"Ah, I see, you're the third pole, not yin and yang, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, we're here!" Nezha warned.

When the three of them came to a secluded place, they saw countless stacks of rotten firewood piled up at the door, and they couldn't help but say, "How does this look like a house in the mountains of my hometown, but I don't know what these firewood are used for, is it also for cooking?" ”

"What nonsense, the gods don't have to cook. Have you cooked in the underworld? It's there that it lives on energy. "Nezha is really impatient.

Jumping is not easy to provoke, she feels that the uncle is the fault of this ignorant doll, and she has been angry in her heart, and at this time she treats herself like this, so she jumps up and punches Nezha, fortunately, the little Taoist priest is quick and quick, and he blows a breath to dissolve the power of jumping and jumping, and when the fist does not reach Nezha, it has automatically retracted. Jumping wondered in her heart, what's wrong, her arm doesn't listen to herself? He looked at the little master beside him, but it looked like it was none of my business, and he didn't know anything. However, Nezha felt the wind coming from the back, and he flew into the air with one arrow step, and this time he was also annoyed, because he was ordered by the master to create a sparring partner for these people today, but he accidentally met an ordinary flesh fetus, and as a result, he made so much trouble, not only was he laughed at by the Taoist priests in Laojun's cave, but also took so much time. When I came to Bian Que today, I don't know what the result will be. Nezha's heart, especially unconsciously, pulled out the Chaotian Aya, and boarded the Hot Wheels under his feet, looking very mighty. Nezha hadn't sacrificed these treasures for a long time, but today he had an opportunity, and he wanted to move his muscles. At this time, Hopping saw Nezha like this, just like seeing the image in the movie on Earth, and she was a little scared, but she seemed to hear a voice in her ears saying, "Hop, hurry up and open the information library, which stores the secret of dealing with Chaotian Aya and Hot Wheels." Jumping didn't have time to think about it, subconsciously turned on the fluorescent screen, and then found the corresponding entry, but a line of passwords came out, and Jumping read it with his heart, and just finished reading, he heard a pop, and Nezha fell from the sky. Jumping felt so proud in his heart, and he didn't expect this password to work. However, he saw his master walking over to help Nezha, and she herself came over and pretended to ask, "Nezha, why are you coming down?" Didn't you say you were going to fight me to the death? ”

Nezha grinned in pain, glared fiercely with his eyes, and wanted to say anything, but he didn't say it. It was still a little Taoist priest who recited a few incantations, and in an instant, Nezha recovered as before. But this time, he didn't dare to make another time, he knew that the fall just now was not very much, because he didn't fly high, if he flew above the nine heavens, he fell down like that, it is estimated that Nezha's life would be over.

The three of them entered the courtyard and found that there was no one, so they hurriedly withdrew, but as soon as they arrived at the gate, they met an old man, with white clothes, white beard, and white skin, and asked with a smile, "This is not a place for you children to play, go outside to play!" ”

"Uncle, we're not here to play, my name is Baba, I'm the boy in front of Taishang Laojun's door, just because there is a person there who is sick and can't move up and down, so let's come and ask you to go to the doctor!"

"Ah, that's it! You wait, I don't need to go to the doctor, I'll take a look first. So Dr. Bian Que turned on the screen above her head, jumped over to take a look, what was in it, but she couldn't see anything, as if she felt that Dr. Bian Que just shook a few times, and then she closed the screen and said to a few young people, "Okay, I know, this is the mortal body, and it is not in the way." I've got a mechanism here. Take it back and put it on his forehead, and you'll be fine at once. After speaking, Dr. Bian Que didn't know what was written on a piece of yellow paper, and he couldn't see any words anyway, and then he saw him facing the yellow paper, blew a breath, wrapped it in a box, and handed it to the little Taoist priest Baba, "Go ahead, it'll be fine if you stick it." I saw Lao Jun and took me to say hello! ”

Coming out of the yard, Hop Hop took a straight and smooth stick from the pile of firewood, and held it in her hand, which she thought was very cute, and could be used as a crutch when walking the mountain road. She didn't know that everything here was a divine object, and everything had a spirit of thousands, tens of thousands, or millions of years, but everyone was happy, and no one paid attention to the action of jumping. A few people returned to Yundu Palace, and according to Doctor Bian Que's instructions, they took out the yellow paper from the box, and at this time they found that where was the yellow paper, it was a yellow brocade, not only did they not see much of the world, but even Baba and Nezha also felt incredible, didn't they see that what he put in was a piece of yellow paper, how did it become a brocade turban? Since I don't understand, everyone knows that the things in the fairy world are very mysterious, and no one says anything, so I carefully took out the brocade, pasted it on Wang Xin's head, jumped and danced to look good, and tied the brocade up like a turban. In an instant, Wang Xin sat up by himself, and also said, "Thank you!" Wang Xin got up, didn't say a word, and swaggered out of the door.