Chapter 1486: Since Ancient Times, Women Are Disaster (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
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"That's Fellowes, drag him out for me. ā
As Leo's words fell, a group of tax policemen dragged a thin young man up.
I saw that this Fellowes had blue eyes and obvious dark circles. Although he is about 20 years old, he looks like he is in his 40s.
The face is thin, the face is pale, faintly revealing bluish white, and the bags under the eyes are huge, and at first glance it is a guy who is overly drunk.
Leo thought that this guy would probably not live to be forty years old and would die in the belly of a woman.
Although it was afternoon, it was working time, but Baron Fellowes did not have a formal suit.
He wore nothing more than a loose, ornate red dressing gown.
Because his hands were held behind his back, he could not cover the placket of the robe at all, revealing the one inside...... A small red thong.
The style is also very trendy.
When the tax policemen saw it, they first looked at each other in surprise, and then they couldn't help but be disgusted and admired: this ...... This person is really a shake m~!
Although the man was forcibly dragged to the front by the tax police, he was angry, twisted his body and struggled, and shouted at Leo: "You are their leader, why do you arrest me, do you know that I am a noble~!"
Whoever gives you the power to arrest the nobles, believe it or not, I will sue you. ā
Leo was immediately furious, raised his hand and slapped it, his palm on Fellowes' face with a crisp sound, and at the same time scolded loudly: "Grandma, you bastard." Did you know that it is now a republic?
Now the Semitic continent does not care about men, women and children. Rich and poor. As long as the tax is paid, everyone is a citizen, everyone is equal, and your grandson still says nobles with a shy face?"
The words exploded above the Semitic people's heads like a thunderbolt, causing their bodies and even their souls to tremble.
Everyone is equal, this is something that they have not thought about in the depths of their souls.
The servants all looked at Leo in a daze, and there was a glimmer of hope in the depths of their eyes.
They were servants. Naturally, they were all untouchables, and they could not be on an equal footing with the nobles.
Educated since childhood, I was repeatedly told that they were inferior, their lives were worthless, don't mess with the nobility, no one will care about their life or death.
Even when they were hit by a nobleman's carriage while walking on the street, in many cases, their families were asked to compensate the nobleman's carriage for damage.
The nobles were free to dispose of their lives if they wished to try their newfound swords. They can be killed in the street, which is clearly written in the law. (The samurai of the big foot basin had this power back then)
And now. This little old man actually said that the Semitic tribe has no nobles, and everyone is equal.
Equality means that their lives are guaranteed by law.
Then the nobles can no longer dispose of and kill them arbitrarily, they can't hit them with luxury cars and then make them pay compensation, they can't test their bones with knives, or slaughter them as long as they don't like it. It is no longer possible to rob and insult their wives and daughters and talk about them with relish.
Their parents, brothers, wives and children cannot be bought and sold at will, and they are treated as if they were private animals.
How can this not excite them?
And Baron Ferros was also terrified, like a bucket of snow poured over his head, and even his soul was about to be frozen.
Although the elite class of the Semitic tribe fought hard and led the people to settle and cultivate and multiply in this wild land.
In the end, it was embraced by the common people and became an aristocratic class.
But those heroic people have long since disappeared, and after thousands of years of dilution and solidification, the vast majority of the current nobles are all relying on the privileges of the nobles, lying on the people and sucking the moths of their flesh and blood, and there is no slightest ability to survive.
The only thing they are great about is their power, their aristocratic status.
The aristocracy has power because they are born and uses their power to rule the country and the army and maintain their position.
If they lose their nobility, they lose power, wealth, privilege, and, more importantly, violence.
The final result can only be starvation to death, how can it continue to be powerful in front of the people?
This is why the aristocracy feared a peasant uprising.
Leo wanted to scold again, but at this moment, a tax policeman next to him hurriedly grabbed him and persuaded in a low voice: "Bureau, the government is not allowed to say this for the time being, let's change something else." ā
Leo couldn't help but froze for a moment.
The eyes of the servants couldn't help but flash a look of disappointment. But at the same time, their hearts couldn't help but become more eager.
From the words of the bureau and the tax policeman, they already know one thing clearly: although it has not been implemented for the time being, it will ...... in the future In the future, they will be equal to the nobles.
The Semitic Republic is also really a republic for the future.
At that time, all Semitic people can boldly walk in the sun, and no longer have to worry about being wantonly abused by the nobles~!
Everyone has the security of life and property.
And Baron Fellowes' eyes also flashed a sneer.
Through the conversation between the white fat little dead fat man and the tax policeman, he also knew one thing: although in the future they may practice what kind of citizen, republican ......
But now, the power of the nobles is still strong, even with the support of a million human armies, the current Semitic provisional government still does not dare to move casually in order to stabilize the situation.
They would never dare to stand against all the Semitic nobles and be the enemy of all the Semitic nobles.
Humanity still needs them, and all the occupying forces need to take refuge in their foreign spies.
As for the future...... There is a powerful aristocracy standing here, and what the Provisional Government cannot do now, will it be possible to do it in the future?
In the feudal era, the aristocracy had penetrated into every corner of society.
Seeing the smile on Fellowes' face. Leo was furious. Kicked him hard. scolded: "Grandma, you think I can't cure you, master, right?"
It seems that the master has to give you a ruthless trick, this is what you forced me to do~!"
He paused, then took out a note from his pocket, shook it in front of Fellowes, and called out viciously, "See? This is a secret note that my boss wrote before going out today." Just waiting to use it now. Ace in the hole. I haven't heard of your dirty buns.
Who's my boss?
My boss is Lorraine, who slashed the high priest's bone stick.
You are talking to my master, and you don't know how to let you die~!"
The tax police couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
They all know well about Lord Luo's viciousness and ruthlessness.
All those who provoked Lord Lorraine did not end well.
It is said that the Almohads only splashed dust on his face when they were racing in front of Lord Lorraine, and Lord Lorraine chased them all the way from the Maple Leaf Danlin to their hometown. The knife fell in his hand, and the knife fell in his hand, and he didn't even blink his eyes.
Since it was to be taken out by Lei Er at this time, it was naturally even worse because of the sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet. A terrible thing that can kill the living and bring the dead back to life.
"I'm cĒo~!" Leo looked down at the note. Then I couldn't help but blurt out a foul word.
Then he raised his head, and when he looked at Ferros again, he couldn't help but have a trace of pity in his eyes: The boss really deserves to be the boss, and if he moves, he will beat people into the eighteenth layer of hell, which is really ruthless to the bones~!
Fellows suddenly felt a chill, as if some monster was staring at him from behind, and he couldn't help but stare at the note in Leo's hand.
Leo paused for a moment, then smiled and asked Fellowes, "By the way, this brother, you just said that you are a nobleman, right?"
Fellowes looked at the smile on his face, couldn't help but feel furious in his heart, and after thinking about it carefully, he slowly replied: "Yes, I am indeed a nobleman. ā
"Aha~!" Leo immediately slapped his face happily, and laughed: "Admit it, admit it, everyone can all testify to the master, he admits that he is a nobleman."
Boy, you're doomed~!"
The latter sentence was said with a wicked smile and glaring at Fellowes.
Everyone at the scene couldn't help but be at a loss, Fellowes admitted that he was a nobleman, so what? How did he die?
The aristocracy will not be sentenced to death if he does not commit the great crime of rebellion.
This young master's IQ is too high, and his thinking is too jumpy, and everyone can't keep up.
Leo saw Fellowes' puzzled face, and a sense of superiority in intelligence arose.
He looked at Fellowes, touched his chin, and said with a wicked smile: "Boy, today I want you to die~!"
Leo paused for a moment, then asked with a grin, "Let me ask you, who gave you the title of baron?"
Fellowes snorted coldly and said, "Although I am only a baron, this noble title has an extremely long history, and it was a Semitic royal ...... back then."
Speaking of this, he suddenly reacted, his expression was like seeing a ghost, and he was suddenly sweating profusely, trembling and unable to say a word.
Leo slapped his face and laughed, "Grandma's, you understand it yourself." But it's your own death. Don't blame me~!"
Immediately afterwards, his tone suddenly changed, and he said sharply: "Someone is coming~! Although Fellowes is in the Caribbean, he claims to be a puppet dynasty nobleman, but he is actually concerned about the puppet dynasty and has ill intentions.
There is a suspicion of serious dĆ molestation. It seems to be intent on overthrowing my great, glorious, and righteous Semitic Provisional Republican Government.
Bring him back to me and interrogate him strictly~!"
As soon as these words came out, the frightened Fellowes were all gone.
This charge is really vicious.
'Taking advantage of the overthrow of the government' is a great sin, no matter who it is, even if the Duke and Prince are detained, they can't stand it.
Whenever the rulers of all dynasties encountered such a problem, they often did not care whether the person was guilty or not, only if there was a suspicion, they would directly behead first, and then interrogate.
And the head is like a radish that doesn't want money, cut down batch by batch.
Several tax officers agreed, smirked and stepped forward, knocking Fellowes to the ground before pulling out the shackles. and they will detain him.
Someone sneered and said, "Grandson." It's your own death. "The nobles of the previous dynasty have come to the present to pretend to be 13 big men. It's light to kill him~!
At this time, Fellowes was also blessed with a spiritual heart, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'...... I mean, I mean, I used to be a nobleman, and now I'm in the Caribbean, and naturally too...... It's also a citizen. ā
When it comes to the word 'citizen'. His heart couldn't help but weigh a little. It's as if losing one's life all at once is something extremely important.
Leo waved his hand at this time, signaling the tax policemen to back off for a while, and then looked at Fellowes and complained loudly, "That's good." Lao Tzu came here to collect taxes, you just need to pay the taxes well, what are you doing to be a nobleman or a commoner.
Why are you saying these useless things? Aren't you making trouble for yourself?
Forget it, who made me kind-hearted, I will spare you today. ā
Second Master Lei found that he was really too magnanimous, but it was just this fluttering sentence. He let go of the other party's unpardonable crime of rebellion.
I'm really too kind~!
If the boss comes......
He will definitely be fined every copper plate first, and then tie a rope around the neck of this unlucky man. Hang on a swing at the city gate.
With a bitter face, Ferros nodded to Leo and said, "Master Xie, Master Xie." ā
Leo snorted coldly and said, "I like it when people call me a bureau." Although this official is a little smaller, it can also remind me to always be awake and serve the people of Semitic wholeheartedly. ā
The tax policemen present couldn't help grinning: the moment of bullshit wakes up, bullshit serves the people, who doesn't know that this little dead fat man likes others to call him 'bureau seat' because he thinks this title is very stinky and majestic~!
Speaking seriously, this crooked wind is still blowing from the United Nations, and that old fellow from Lester is now being called a commission.
Leo waved his hand and said, "No thanks, no thanks." Who makes my heart good? ā
He paused for a moment, then continued, "Now, we can talk about you buying thirty ......."
The person next to him hurriedly came over and reminded in a low voice: "Thirty-seven, thirty-seven slave girls." ā
Leo smiled, then looked at Fellowes and said, "You bought thirty-seven slave girls."
According to the Semitic people's current temporary fucking law, buying and selling female slaves is a matter of personal hobby, and the government can't control it, but when you buy and sell, if you don't pay taxes, you're too sorry for my brother, right?
Anyway, we're also the Commissioner of Inland Revenue now. And the brothers have never been rampant. Like the tax bureau in other places, it's all ruthless characters who catch a toad and squeeze out the urine, and pick up a stone to squeeze out the cream.
Therefore, when you meet a good person like me, if you evade taxes again, you are really sorry for my brother. ā
This little dead fat man is a bit funny in an official tone, and the words "brother and me" are really a little funny, but the cold muzzles in the hands of the tax policemen around him are not ridiculous at all.
Fellowes smiled bitterly and said, "Then how much tax do I have to pay?"
Leo did the math for a moment, and said, "If you buy and sell slave girls, you have to pay a poll tax first, right?
You've got to dress them up nicely, right?
This is beautiful, needless to say, it has to be value-added, so it also needs value-added tax on goods.
These people had to eat, drink, and bathe every day. ...... and so on, so you also have to pay this carbon tax.
Because you buy so many people, far more than the legal limit, so these people have to be counted as luxury goods, and then 300 percent of the luxury tax......"
Leo suddenly thought of something, and then hurriedly asked, "By the way, are there any people you bought from the Terran Continent or the Elven Kingdom?"
The tax policemen next to them were all immediately shocked, and then their eyes widened viciously.
They can tolerate the nobles buying and selling the people of the Semitic race, after all, those people are not their compatriots, but buying and selling human beings is definitely touching the scales of all the human warriors~!
As long as he says the word 'yes', everyone will definitely tear him to pieces at the first time~!
Fellowes looked at the fierce gazes around him, and couldn't help but feel a chill, and hurriedly shook his head, "No, no, I haven't bought anyone from the human side." ā
"That's right......," Leo sighed in disappointment, and then said, "Then the import and export duties can't be charged to you." ā
He paused for a moment, and then continued: "Taken together, it's about 30 kinds of taxes, right? However, because you didn't pay your taxes on time, you have to be fined for late fees."
Who made us brothers, so I'll take yours at the minimum rate of three percent.
You don't have to thank me too much, do you? hahahaha......"
Although he said that, looking at Lei Er's appearance of holding his hands and shaking his little belly, he almost didn't say clearly, 'Come and thank me'.
Fellowes' chest wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, and he said astringently, "Thank you, little ...... Thank you, Lord Akira. ā
"Well, you're welcome. Leo nodded very seriously, then turned around and asked a tax policeman next to him, "Have you finished calculating it for him, and how much will it cost in total?"
The tax policeman said: "Back to the bureau, a total of 173,673 gold coins." ā
Leo immediately waved his hand and said, "That's the odds, old Fei, you only need to pay 173,670 gold coins...... Hey, old fee, old fee......"
As soon as Leo turned around, he saw that Fellowes rolled his eyes, and with a 'hiccup', he fell straight to the ground motionless, and this son of a dog was frightened by the huge tax bill, and he was already out of breath~!
Leo kicked him angrily at the moment, and said, "Old Fei, wake up, wake up quickly...... I'm going to go.,This thing won't be scared to death, right?
He hesitated for a moment, then reached out and touched the other party's neck, and then shouted: "Grandma, this heartbeat has really stopped, hurry, rescue, rescue, call the priest to ......"
There was a sudden chaos at the scene, and after a long time, Ferros was rescued.
Fellowes woke up faintly, and when he opened his eyes and saw Leo, he was suddenly excited.
He put his hands on the ground and his ass moved back desperately. While screaming loudly, "Don't come, don't come over." You damn vampire, don't come over ......"
Leo couldn't help but touch his nose in extreme embarrassment.
You know, just now he was extremely generous to wipe a fraction for Pheros, which is enough for three gold coins, but he didn't expect that this kindness was not repaid, and he was scolded as a vampire by the other party.
He sighed and said, "I can understand your feelings. After all, when the director used to do business, every once in a while, he would also be taxed by a bunch of dead women. But in any case, this tax has to be paid.
If you can't afford it, don't blame my brother for being ruthless.
This property is confiscated, the house is sealed, and you have to pay the old fee to the Blade Mountain Quarrying Camp...... Phew, baa, send it to the Blade Mountain Quarrying Weight Loss Fitness Training Center, exercise well for seventy or eighty years, and when it comes out, it is estimated that you will have to be supported by someone to pee......"
Fellowes glared at Leo viciously, and said, "Don't say it, I will pay this tax, even if it is to smash the pot and sell iron, I will definitely pay it to you." ā
Leo patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Old Fei, you can't blame my brother for this matter." This woman has been a disaster since ancient times, and you still buy so much, isn't this uncomfortable for yourself?
Being fined money and collecting taxes is naturally a matter of course, and if you look at it a little, it will be regarded as a ruin and disaster. ā
Ferros suddenly felt a mouthful of old blood rushing up from his lungs nmlgbd~!
He endured it a few times, but he still couldn't hold back, and he squirted out a 'poof', and then passed out again.
And Leo's words were also spread out, causing an uproar~!