Chapter Seventy-One: The Stringed Wine Brewed by the Lizard's Tail and the Mucus of the Cannon Pufferfish

Bang!

The sound of bottles and glasses colliding in the tavern is heard one after another.

The layered specialty liquor shines in brilliant colours under the light.

Generally speaking, people who come to Cattail Tavern for a drink are looking for a quiet environment to enjoy the exquisite brews.

Although it is not impossible to blow the bottle on the head of the drunk, it is always a minority, after all, there will not always be someone who dares to bow to everyone's attention, and drink drunk as if no one is there.

But now it's completely different.

All eyes were on a table by the window of the tavern.

No one was to blame or criticize these two impudent fellows who made such a disturbing noise.

Perhaps at the beginning they had a chance to talk about the two of them moving barrels of wine from the counter, but every time they tried to open their mouths, they couldn't make a sound as if they were choking their throats, so everyone could only watch them empty all the more than fifty barrels of fine puree in the wine cellar.

During this time, the bartender at the Cattail Tavern recognizes the bad green guy who drinks and doesn't pay.

"Ahh You're another bad guy wanted by that bad guy at Diluc, I warn you! Don't want to drink overlord wine here! ”

My cat-tailed bartender Diona wanted to use this justification to stop them from carrying the wine in barrels.

As a result, she was greeted by a small cloth sack flying in front of her.

Diona caught it with both hands.

She knew what it was by touch.

"Mora?"

"Little girl, this is for you, uh, what's that supposed to be called?" Gin covered his mouth with his hand and asked Wendy.

"Tip."

"Ah yes, here's a tip for you, come over and mix a drink for the two of us later."

Diona made a small face, "What are you kidding, I'm going to ...... for the others"

Behind her, Margaret, the proprietress of the Cattail Tavern, interrupted Diona by gently patting her on the shoulder.

"Go ahead, I'll mix the other guests' wines."

Diona turned her head in disbelief.

"But they didn't pay for the drink!"

Margaret pointed to the cellar.

A super oversized sack can be faintly seen between the cracks in the door, and the squeezed door is difficult to close, and the round things inside are squeezed against each other, and clear marks are printed through the bag.

"That's not going to be—" Diona couldn't believe it.

Margaret nodded.

"That's what you think."

"So go ahead, don't let the big fat duck run away."

The cattail tavern proprietress Margaret Falls.

Diona was unhappy, but the thought of her task made her pick herself up again.

If he can make the most unpalatable liquor and make this big customer completely hate the taste of liquor, then he may be able to deal a blow to Mondstadt Wines.

"Good! I agreed. ”

"But!" Diona pointed to Wendy, who was looking around for a bottle opening tool.

"I have a request."

"You guy, when I mix wine in the future, you are not allowed to touch my tail again."

Wendy's eyes were now lingering on the barrels that were all over the floor, and he didn't listen carefully to what Diona said.

casually agreed.

So under the watchful eyes of everyone in the tavern, Diona found a wine barrel as a table and began to mix wine.

Gyin looked at the three-stage shaker flipped in Diona's hand, puzzled.

"Lizard tails, sunset fruits, windmill chrysanthemums, can you add these to the wine and shake them up to make them delicious?"

Curl up a lizard tail from the bucket with its tail and put it in your mouth and chew it carefully.

Savor it.

"Hmm~ chicken flavor, the bones are quite soft, and the taste is not bad." Gyin gave Lizardtail an 8.

"What!?"

When Diona saw that this guy didn't hate lizard tails, she suddenly thundered from the sky.

Immediately began to look around.

Damn, what other unpalatable things can be added to it?!

Wendy looked up and poured another bottle of wine, wiping the corners of her mouth with the back of her hand.

"Uh~ Haven't you tuned it yet, I can't wait."

"Hmph, I'm really anxious! Right away. Diona hopped up to the front desk and pulled out a bottle of something that looked extremely muddy and dirty from a cabinet drawer.

This is the mucus secreted by the epidermis of the bitter pufferfish, which has been collected for a month, and today I can finally use it, and it is in vain that I go to the fisherman early every morning and exchange it with wine.

Hee-hee, let's make you look good!

Back to the keg, he dropped three drops of the dark green viscous liquid into the shaker.

Stir with a long spoon.

When the spoon was taken out, the wine was all drawn.

Diona was satisfied.

"This time I'm sure I'll be able to make the world's worst drink!" The pride in my heart was about to float on my face.

Close the lid.

Place the shaker in your hand and shake it repeatedly.

"Hah." Gyin yawned, he knew that he should have picked up the bucket and started drinking, but he was sleepy when he saw it.

"Alright, alright!" With a slight upturn in her mouth, Diona poured the liquor from the jug into the glasses of the two big customers.

The cloudy pale green is interspersed with orange-red petals and the occasional broken bone.

Such a strange liquid, which can't even be called a thing of wine, makes the people around it restless.

Although they could not speak loudly, the longing in their eyes was about to drip out.

"Miss Diona's wine, although it doesn't look good, is a peerless delicacy."

"If I have so many Mora, I'll have to invite Miss Diona to my house to make a drink for me."

And so on.

Such a high evaluation naturally made Gyin a little interested.

"Oh, how can this little cat girl's wine be so highly rated?" Gwen picked up the bottom half of the goblet with his paw and gently raised it to his mouth.

"Of course."

Wendy also raised the wine glass in front of her.

"This is the best wine I've been waiting for for a long time." Staring at the pale green liquid with a slight glazed brilliance in the cup, I couldn't help but be stunned.

"Heh, then I'm going to look forward to it."

One man and one dragon hold the glass close to their lower lip, then pour the liquid into their mouths and savor it.

Feel the lizard's cartilage and petals wrapped in a viscous fluid, swimming between the tongue and teeth.

A minty scent rushes through the throat to the nose, and a hint of bitterness bypasses the tip of the tongue, but is quickly washed away by the inexplicable sweetness.

His throat moved slightly, and the slimy liquor was swallowed into his stomach like porridge.

Gyin and Wendy closed their eyes.

Savor finely.

Seeing that the two big customers stopped talking.

The smug look on Diona's face was even worse.

Haha, I don't know what to say, so let's go out and go out and wantonly promote that the wine in the Cattail Tavern is extremely undrinkable, so that the first step in destroying Mondstadt's wine industry is complete!

"Good!" Gyin was the first to speak, and the eyes that suddenly opened burst with fine light, the black wings on his body moved slightly, the muscles under the scales squirmed wildly, and every part of his body was praising the peerless delicacy of this sip of wine with movements.

Well deserved the name! The wine of Mondstadt, the best of the best.

The last time I was able to make Gyin's body so happy was the moment when I was finally able to break out of my shell alive.

"I'm not mistaken, Diona is the best bartender in Mondstadt, no matter the species, no matter the age, even hilichurls will only say a word when they come to taste it."

"Delicious!!" Wendy held her face in her hands, as if she missed the wonderful taste just now.

"What!?" Diona was struck by thunder again.