Chapter 304: Sister Wuyi, you're so big...
Damn, this wave is going to be cold... Mrs. Xie looks like she has a bad stomach like this, and it's hard to guarantee that she will make any excessive demands on me next...
Gu Changsheng made a lot of calculations, but after all, he didn't calculate that Mrs. Xie was the final finale boss tonight. He forcibly calmed himself down, gently scooped up the towel that had fallen into the warm pool water, smiled slightly, and pretended to be nonchalant and said:
"Aunt Xie, what a coincidence... You're also coming to Xianqing Pool to take a bath? ”
"Don't pretend in front of your Aunt Xie." Mrs. Xie raised her eyebrows, and her beautiful and soft apricot eyes showed a slightly teasing look: "How is it?" Feast your eyes tonight, right? How is your Aunt Xie's figure? ”
"What figure? Aunt Xie, what are you talking about? Gu Da Huang Mao said with a puzzled expression: "I think you must have misunderstood something, I just came." ”
At the moment, Gu Da Huang Mao could only bet that Mrs. Xie was cheating him, and directly put on a dead duck's mouth to confront him. Seeing that he refused to cooperate, Da Green Tea was not annoyed, but just smiled and said:
"You're still stubborn, aren't you? Do you really think that those two little girls can hide from the world when they help you cover your vision with their bodies? Aunt Xie, although my cultivation is not as good as your unclothed elder, but a big living person is approaching me under the water defenseless, and he is still holding my daughter's leg to write, can't I still notice it? ”
I'm Gan! Gu Da Huang Mao scolded in a low voice, feeling remorseful in his heart - it turned out that Da Green Tea had discovered me early in the morning, but she had been pretending not to know and letting us perform over there?
So, what happened tonight is actually clear? But why didn't she expose me?
Is it because I am handsome that she wants to take me as a son-in-law?
Gu Changsheng thought about it and felt that this reason was still very convincing. If everyone is destined to be a family in the future, then why didn't she exercise her obligation to protect her family early?
Madam, you don't want outsiders to know that your son-in-law is a hentai, do you?
Now that there is a showdown, Gu Changsheng simply stopped pretending, and said in a deep voice: "Aunt Xie, in fact, there is a reason for tonight's events, and the cause of the matter has to start from one night..."
Big Green Tea didn't finish listening to Gu Changsheng's story, she waved her hand to interrupt Gu Changsheng's words, and said impatiently while holding her chin with one hand:
"Xiao Gu, Aunt Xie, I don't care about the reason why you came here, these are all things that you and my daughter still have, so I won't get involved."
"That's... What do you want to do, Aunt Xie? Gu Changsheng said with a slight hesitation.
"How do I think... Of course, it depends on your performance, right? ”
Alas, I knew there would be a day like this... Gu Changsheng sighed silently in his heart and said, "Aunt Xie, I know what you think, but we are really sorry for Senior Sister Xie like this..."
"What do you want!" Big Green Tea glared at him with disgust, stretched out his fingers as white as jade and poked Gu Changsheng's head vigorously:
"Xiao Gu, why didn't Aunt Xie find out that your mind was full of color waste!"
"Huh?"
"I wanted to ask you a few questions!" Mrs. Xie's soft and lovely voice sounded in Gu Changsheng's ears, and the sound of such a close distance made Gu Da Huang Mao feel fury, and he turned his head and looked at the big green tea with a strange look in his eyes.
Just ask a few questions? I thought you were going to learn how to use a steel wool ball?
"Aunt Xie can ask whatever she wants, Changsheng must know everything, and she will say everything!"
"That's good..."Mrs. Xie smiled slightly, patted Gu Changsheng's head and said, "The first question... Have you had a good night's welfare, right? ”
Gu Changsheng said righteously: "Aunt Xie, I think that as far as this issue is concerned, it should actually be looked at from two levels. First of all, what are the benefits? Why are you saying that we male cultivators are eating the welfare of female cultivators even though we are also naked? I thought it was a stereotype. ”
"Secondly, you ask me if I'm happy. What is happy? It's an ethereal one..."
Mrs. Xie: ?
You've been talking to me so much, and you still haven't answered that you're unhappy?
"Are you sloppy with me?" Mrs. Xie stretched out her little hand and pinched Gu Changsheng's face: "Be honest, don't play tricks with your Aunt Xie here!" ”
"Uh... Happy. ”
"Who's in the best shape tonight?" Mrs. Xie blinked innocently, and seemed to be a little shy: "Aunt Xie and I are old, and I must not be as good as the young girls like Han Su and Qing Yu... You don't have to take care of my face, just say it. ”
Such a classic fishing trap problem also wants to catch me?
Gu Da Huang Mao sneered in his heart, the so-called people can't fall twice in a pit, and fish can't be caught twice in a pond. He said with a puzzled expression:
"I've been staying in the pool tonight, and all I saw was Senior Sister Qi and Senior Sister Xie's legs, as for Aunt Xie, you are an elder, so I kept my eyes closed and didn't squint when I swam to you, for fear of doing something blasphemous to you..."
"Now let me compare... Changsheng, this is really not very comparable. ”
Listening to Gu Da Huang Mao's standard answer, Da Green Tea seemed to be very satisfied, no matter whether he saw it or not, and how much he saw, he had to answer no.
If Gu Changsheng was stunned and said that Mrs. Xie had a good figure, then she would have to think about how to train this cowardly prospective son-in-law to be well-behaved and sensible.
"Oh, that's a pity." Mrs. Xie pretended to sigh, gently covered one cheek and said, "I originally wanted to hear a few good words from you since I was a child, I always like others to praise me for being young." ”
Gu Changsheng looked at Mrs. Xie's pure and charming face, like a twenty-eight girl, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously...
If you are a really old woman, whoever dares to mention this idiom in front of her will be cut a few times.
"How can Aunt Xie be old? Who is saying that you are old? Changsheng will not let her go! ”
"Who else could it be, not your unclothed elder?" Mrs. Xie sighed faintly: "Obviously, I am still younger than her, but I don't look as young as her..."
“……”
Qin Wuyi said, that's fine.
Gu Changsheng nodded curtly, and just wanted to change the topic, soon the big green tea eyes swirled on Gu Changsheng for a moment, and he smiled slightly and said:
"Xiao Gu, do you want to know who is in the best shape of the person who came tonight?"
Gu Changsheng: ?
I still need to know this, I know with my eyes that Qin Wuyi's figure is the most sultry.
"Mrs. Xie... What do you mean? Gu Changsheng chuckled in his heart, and suddenly a sense of foreboding arose...
Mrs. Xie didn't answer, but Shi Shiran untied a token from her waist, and urged her spiritual power to deliberately speak in a panicked tone:
"Sister Wuyi, it's not good~ Come to Xianqingchi, it seems that someone has invaded!"
Gu Changsheng: !! ∑(Дノ)ノ
Big Green Tea, you actually betrayed me to let Qin Wuyi come over, I... Well? Wait a minute.
Didn't Qin Wuyi know that I was here? Then she called Qin Wuyi over and didn't threaten me.
Thinking of this, Gu Changsheng was slightly stunned, and suddenly thought of a direction...
Qin Wuyi knew that I was here, but she didn't know that Mrs. Xie knew that I was here...
"Thanks..."
"Shhhh
……
In front of Xianqingchi Mountain, the snow-white sword light crossed from the sky like a meteor, and it descended to the entrance of Xianqingchi in an instant, revealing the figure of a person.
It was the Venerable Elder Qin Wuyi in a black dress, and the sword attendants around Xianqingchi were removed by her in advance, so there was no one around at the moment. Without waiting to stay longer, Qin Wuyi waved his hand to open the large array and entered the Xianqing Pool, and then completely sealed the large array.
A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, Qin Wuyi didn't expect that he would still be a hundred secrets after all, and he didn't expect Xie Da Green Tea to actually kill a horse gun...
Did she find out about Gu Changsheng? Why is this guy so careless! It's clear that there is a space magic weapon that even my detection can be mixed with, but it was discovered by that big green tea?
If Mrs. Xie really found out about Gu Changsheng, then how should I explain it... Did I agree to let him in, or did I say... Did he sneak in?
Xie Da Green Tea already suspected that I was too good to Gu Changsheng and had a problem, so wouldn't she think that I was even more unclear with Gu Changsheng?
With that guy's bad nature, he will definitely be annoyed in the future.
Qin Wuyi thought for a moment as she walked, she was not a pot-throwing player like Subao and Little Green Tea after all. If Xie Da Green Tea really found out that Gu Changsheng came to her to ask for an explanation, then she would have to pinch her nose and admit this matter first.
I'll do the rest later!
Walking around the corner of the passage, the aura of Xianqing Chi suddenly met Qin Wuyi's eyes, unexpectedly she did not see the scene of Xie Da Green Tea angrily reprimanding a certain good person, but found that the big green tea shouting that there was an intruder was soaking in the water and paddling with his lotus root arms.
Qin Wuyi: ?
Seeing Qin Wuyi's figure appear, Mrs. Xie pretended to be happy and stopped paddling, and said pitifully:
"Sister Wuyi, you are here, but you scared me to death..."
"What's going on?" Qin Wuyi said quietly: "You just said that there are intruders? ”
"Well, it's not!" The big green tea muttered: "I was thinking that Qing Yu was going to play with Han Su again, I was bored at home alone, so I came to you to take a soak, who knew that all the sword attendants around your Xianqing Pond were gone, and I suddenly heard a man's voice when I came in and soaked for a while!" ”
"Boom... Sister Wuyi, will I be seen by others and unclean..."
Qin Wuyi: "......"
Gu Da Huang Mao at the bottom of Xianqing Pond: "......"
Qin Wuyi didn't answer, and silently used his powerful divine sense to sweep the entire area, even in the Xianqing Pond, which had a barrier of spiritual power in the pool, he forcibly broke through and looked at it, and suddenly found that a weak, pitiful and helpless yellow-haired emperor was shrinking in a corner and spitting bubbles...
Gu Changsheng: I was coerced by big green tea!
Seeing Gu Changsheng's position, Qin Wuyi's heart relaxed slightly. It was obvious that Gu Changsheng used the magic weapon to cover up his body shape and aura in time, so he didn't let Mrs. Xie catch it.
As long as you don't get caught red-handed, then it's all good.
Although she had already made plans to pinch her nose and admit it before she came, it was naturally better not to be misunderstood by the big green tea that she had a strange relationship with Gu Changsheng. Qin Wuyi retracted his divine sense after probing for a while, and said lightly:
"No suspicious signs were found... Are you sure you really heard? ”
"Of course." Mrs. Xie pitifully swam to the shore, and the proud capital lay on the shore wrapped in a towel and said, "Sister Wuyi, you won't believe me, right?" ”
"If I didn't believe you, I wouldn't have made a special trip." Qin Wuyi thought about it and deliberately pushed the boat down the river and said, "If you think it's dangerous here, then leave first, I'll stay and check it thoroughly." ”
"How can this work, my family doesn't have a good place like Xianqing Pond." Mrs. Xie pouted and said, "Sister Wuyi, you can also accompany me down for a while~ If you are here, I forgive that thief and dare not make a mistake." ”
“……”
"I'm too busy to play around with you here." Qin Wuyi didn't want to decisively refuse Mrs. Xie's invitation. She didn't want to give it for nothing with this guy.
"Alas~ Sister Wuyi is still so disappointed." Mrs. Xie sighed and said, "Okay, okay, you go and get busy with yours, I'll swim here for a while and I'll go back by myself." ”
Seeing that the big green tea was about to swim in the direction where Gu Changsheng was hiding, Qin Wuyi was silent for a moment and said, "You are not allowed to swim in Xianqing Pond." ”
"Why?"
“……”
"Because it's rude." Qin Wuyi gritted his teeth and spit out a few words.
"Please, Sister Wuyi, if someone soaks with me, then it's rude, but now I'm alone in the pool, who am I rude to show me?" Mrs. Xie waved her hand nonchalantly, and made a prayer in her heart with both hands in fists:
"Can you soak with me for a while, our best friends haven't soaked together for a long time... I promise, as long as you go into the water and chat with me for a while to relieve my boredom, I will be obedient. ”
"You know, when I went back to my house, I sat alone in the boudoir, and there was no one to talk to me or anything..."
Qin Wuyi was silent again, Xie Da Green Tea has always liked to swim in the warm Xianqing Pond, she has always said that she is not allowed on weekdays, but in fact, she has never really stopped it. If she really stops her now, it will inevitably arouse her suspicions.
This guy usually looks like a pampered and unscheming rich wife, but in fact, he has a heart. Once she is targeted, then Gu Changsheng may really be discovered by her tonight.
And her last emotional card obviously touched Qin Wuyi a few points, if you really want to say that she lived such a life, it also has something to do with Qin Wuyi...
As long as it was wrapped tightly and farther away, Gu Changsheng shouldn't have seen anything... Right?
There was no way, Qin Wuyi had to say loudly: "Just leave in a while?" ”
"I'll leave in a while, I promise~"
Qin Wuyi lowered his eyes and was silent for a moment, and finally turned around and went to the changing stone room, and when he came out again, a noble and elegant black long dress had faded, replaced by a moon-white gauze robe, and most of the spring light was covered with a bath towel on his chest.
She stepped barefoot on the edge of the Xianqing Pond, and her delicate skin was steamed by the rising heat to make it even more ruddy and moving. Through the water body with not very high visibility, Gu Changsheng saw a flawless and tempting jade foot gently poking into the water.
"Sister Wuyi, you are so big" Xie Da Green Tea sounded above the water with an amazed soft voice, Gu Da Huang Mao subconsciously glanced in that direction a few times when he heard it, but he didn't see anything, and a cold and majestic voice with a hint of hidden shyness sounded in his ears silently:
"If you don't want to die, close your eyes to me."
Gu Changsheng: !!
Elder Qin, you really can't blame me for this, maybe you don't know, there is a thing in this world called universal milk.
The greater the quality, the greater the attraction, my gaze belongs to the past attracted by you, this is a natural law, we can't change it!
Big? Where is it big! Aunt Xie, don't just say it!
(End of chapter)