Chapter 1 Those who are sick say that they are not sick
In the courtyard where the patient was windy, the sunlight through the leaves left a mottled shadow on Lu Nanke's white coat.
Looking at the patients who were lazy and basking in the sun like lazy cats all over the yard, Lu Nanke became more and more helpless.
Especially Wu De in front of him.
"I'm really not sick, it's just that I have some secrets that others don't know, why don't you believe it, Lao Lu? Aren't we two small? ”
Lu Nanke took out a notebook from his white coat pocket and a pen from his chest pocket: "Oh, then what secrets do you say?" ”
The guy in his twenties in a striped hospital gown whispered: "Lao Lu, there is a monster hidden in my body!" The kind that can be superpowered! ”
"Oh." Lu Nanke squinted at him, "Then you can put a fireball and take a look." ”
"No, it won't."
Lu Nanke narrowed his eyes: "What about stealth?" What about telekinesis? What about the flying sky? You've got to know one. ”
Wu De looked at him as if he was a psychopath: "I said that it was the monster in my body, and I am not it, how could I?" ”
Lu Nanke: "...... Actually, I also have superpowers, such as I can discharge. ”
"I believe in you." An uncle sitting next to Wu De rested his elbows on the back of the bench with his elbows back, and crossed his legs, "I'm not sick, I just have a secret in my heart, didn't they still lock me in?" ”
Lu Nanke didn't bother to take care of him.
Few of the people who were able to come in said they were sick.
I really said that I was sick, and I was afraid that I had a lot of debts before I ran in to hide from the debt.
Seeing that Lu Nanke ignored him, the uncle came over instead: "Doctor Lu, do you want to know my secret?" ”
Lu glanced at him.
Seeing Lu Nanke look over, the uncle gritted his teeth and smiled: "I'm in real estate, believe it or not, the house price will be cut in half before the end of the year!" ”
Lu Nanke looked at him with the eyes of a psychopath.
Housing prices halved?
It doubled in less than a year last year, okay! Even if the house price fell slightly before he entered the false world before, but halved?
He would rather believe that the Commander of Millican shot himself into the sun with a cannon than that domestic housing prices will plummet!
This man also said that he was not sick!
"Hehe, housing prices halved? You still say you're not sick? A Mediterranean uncle next to him who was strolling around in the sun laughed at him.
Seeing that Lu Nanke's attention was aroused, he looked left and right, and then leaned over to the servants and lowered his voice: "I'll tell you a secret ......."
Lu Nanke stared at the dead fish with an expressionless face, but the real estate uncle was attracted to attention: "What secret?" Do you also think house prices are going to fall? ”
"What should I do if I get a mortgage?" Mediterranean retorted, and then said with a solemn expression: "You know what? Those stocks in the pharmaceutical industry are going to go up! ”
Lu Nanke: "......"
Neurotic bar, it's this!
Oh no, it's psychosis.
And this was originally a psychiatric hospital......
Sighing, Lu Nanke wrote the word "sick" in his notebook, and then turned his head and walked towards the building: "You slowly exchange secrets, I should get off work." ”
Walking to the building, he turned around and ordered, "By the way, remember to take your medicine on time." ”
"Okay! Don't worry! ”
Returning to the office and sitting down, Lu Nanke sighed.
Shen Xinghua, the female doctor with a ponytail in the seat, moved his gaze from the computer: "What's the matter?" ”
Lu Nanke handed her the medical record book and sighed: "Those people are more sick than the other, I feel that I have to increase the dose, otherwise should I be stimulated by an electric shock?" ”
Shen Xinghua's eyes paused slightly in the medical record book, and after hearing his words, he pursed his lips and brushed his sideburns behind his ears: "We are a regular mental hospital, where did we get such a thing as electric shocks, don't make this kind of joke in the future, be careful that the dean hears that your bonus will be deducted." ”
Lu Nanke was dismissive: "Cut, I'll be afraid of him?" ”
He was certainly not afraid.
Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.
It's a traverser.
Strictly speaking, this is his second crossing.
After that false world was shattered because of Lu Wanqing's power, he left that world.
When he came back to his senses, he appeared in this mental hospital.
In this world, he is a doctor in a psychiatric hospital.
And it's been a long time since I've lived an ordinary life.
even met Wu De, he was still small by himself, but he was ...... Unexpectedly, it was a mental illness.
However, he can't bring his mobile phone when he sees a patient, and he can't contact his mother, so he can only wait until after work.
Seeing his disdainful look, Shen Xinghua on the other side sighed.
Lu Nanke raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter, our courtyard flower also has troubles?" ”
"It's not about the blind date website that my dad opened." Shen Xinghua gave him a blank look and handed him a magenta mobile phone, "Look at it yourself." ”
Lu Nanke took the phone and looked at it, his face turned dark.
Shen Xinghua's family is a blind date website, and he knows that because he was pulled by the other party this morning, he spent 598 to get an annual membership.
To be honest, at that time, he just came to this world and his eyes were black, so as not to be seen as a problem.
I didn't expect there to be a follow-up now!
The phone is displayed on the profile of the dating site.
Lu Nanke found that there was an additional option in the lower right corner - "real-time matching".
It is said that you can match members of the opposite sex who match your conditions online according to your personality, conditions, and requirements.
Click in, and in less than three minutes, the website matched a female member.
But you can't see your avatar, height, weight, photos, job, requirements, etc.!
Click on the other party's avatar, and it costs nine dollars to unlock it!
Turning off the website and putting the mobile phone in his pocket, Lu Nanke took off his white coat with a dark face and put it on the chair, and then said to Shen Xinghua, who also stood up: "Your website is really special!" I finally know why you can afford to drive a BMW. ”
With that, he walked out.
Shen Xinghua followed behind him and asked him, "Why are you going?" Give me back your phone first, that's my phone. ”
"It's time to get off work! I'm going home! What, you want to be my girlfriend? That's right, I don't have to go on a blind date anymore! Lu Nanke had no choice but to hand over his mobile phone.
Shen Xinghua sneered: "Then forget it, I'm still young, and I don't plan to find a partner yet." ”
"Cut!"
Lu Nanke pursed his lips and walked forward.
Walking through the corridor back to the doctor's quarters, he opened the door of his dormitory, turned around and said, "Okay, go back quickly, aren't you on duty today?" Or are you going to come in and have a drink or two with me? Don't blame me for that drunken mess. ”
"No, no, I'll be back right away!" Shen Xinghua hurriedly waved his hand.
"Tsk!"
Woo ——!
Lu Nanke slammed the door.
Shen Xinghua stood quietly for a few minutes, then turned his head and walked to the next room.
There was already a doctor in a lab coat standing here.
Through the single-sided glass, Shen Xinghua looked at Lu Nanke, who was lying on the bed in a daze, and sighed: "Dean, you heard everything. ”
"Hmm."
This is a man in his fifties who has his silver hair combed into his back and looks like a black boss.
He is Zhou Kejie, the director of this psychiatric hospital.
Just now, he was observing Nan Ke's reaction in the next room through the one-way glass on the wall, as well as the radio equipment on Shen Xinghua's body.
Dean Zhou continued to observe Lu Nanke, and said without replying: "How is the situation?" ”
He still thinks he is a doctor, and the word 'sick' is written in the medical record book. And he also speculated on a non-existent blind date site, and he took the plastic mobile phone toy I gave him just now as real. ”
The girl with a high ponytail looked at the handsome face next door through the one-way glass, and couldn't bear it, "Dean, what kind of illness does he have?" ”
Looking at Lu Nanke, who was already paralyzed on the bed in the next room and began to be in a daze, the old dean sighed deeply, and then handed the medical record book in his hand to Shen Xinghua.
Shen Xinghua opened the medical record book, and Lu Nanke's information came into view.
[Lu Nanke, male, 27 years old.
One hundred and seventy-nine centimeters tall.
Weight seventy-five kilograms.
Diagnosed with paranoia and mild cognitive impairment.
Symptom 1: Thinking of yourself as a traverser.
Symptom 2: Thinking you have a monster girlfriend.
Symptom 3: Believing to be a psychiatric hospital doctor.
Symptom 4: Speculating on a non-existent dating site and thinking that he is a member and has paid the membership fee, but in fact he has no money at all.
Symptom 5: Imagine that you can discharge electricity, and you are a superpower.
Symptom 6: Imagine that your parents, who passed away 20 years ago, are still alive. 】