Tyrannosaurus rex
"Really, this king has already said that it's too exciting, you still have to shake inside, don't you want this king's old life." Tyrannosaurus Yunda looked at Gao Tianhu with a flushed face and said shyly.
"You don't talk nonsense, if you don't want to be stabbed to death by this thing! Then answer my question honestly. Gao Tianhu pointed to the pulled out cylinder with a black line and shouted, this tyrannosaurus rex turned out to be a masochistic physique after turning into a human form, but the strength of the other party's body can be compared with Jenny's dragonman.
"Don't don't, just ask, that thing really doesn't work, anyway, I'll tell you whatever you want to ask." Tyrannosaurus Yunda hurriedly waved his hand and refused, he didn't want to try that kind of exciting feeling.
"What's your name, where do you live, who else is in the family, and what is your contact information?" Wei Jinluan and Kuanya suddenly moved a table and two stools, and then sat on one of the chairs and asked the tyrannosaurus Yunda seriously, and Kuanya also held a strong flashlight to shine on each other after speaking.
"Where did Kuanya learn this interrogation? How does it feel a bit like checking the account? Xu Yusheng, He Molin and others stood aside and complained.
"My name is Tyrannosaurus Yunda, and my home is. In..."Tyrannosaurus Yunda was stunned for a long time and didn't say the rest of the words, completely forgetting where his home was.
"I don't even know where my home is. Then bring me your ID card. "Kuanya took out what she had learned from the movie.
"Idiot, she's a tyrannosaurus monster, I don't know if it's a human or a tyrannosaurus species, where did I get my ID card, get out of the way, let me ask." Gao Tianhu really couldn't stand it anymore, and pushed Kuanya away and said.
"Name, age, gender, why is it on this planet." Gao Tianhu crossed Erlang's legs and looked at the tyrannosaurus Yunda and asked.
"What the hell are you doing, this king has never seen such an inkblot human like you thousands of years ago, you listen to me, this king's big name is Tyrannosaurus Yunda, but he is a member of the great divine race, you are so rude to me, you will suffer revenge from the rest of the divine race."
"Oh? Is it, O great Divine Race, then die in the chrysanthemum! Gao Tianhu stood up indifferently, then walked to the column that had just been pulled out, and carried the cylinder again.
"Don't don't, big brother of the Terrans, if you have something to say, just say it, don't move and die in the ass." Seeing the high tiger walking towards the column, the tyrannosaurus reached a point of begging for mercy without momentum.
"I ask you, why are you on this planet, if you don't explain honestly, I'm going to taste the flesh of your tyrannosaurus today."
"That's because our divine race got a strange order many years ago to monitor the development of the human race in the same sacred race, and then I was sent here as an adult, as for how many years have passed, I can't remember, there should be a few thousand years, anyway, no human race on this planet found me, until I caught three strange human races a few days ago, if it wasn't for the boredom on this broken planet, I would have eaten them a long time ago." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said with a disdainful face.
"Looks like you've eaten people before, so I'd better let you die in the ass." The High Heavenly Tiger lifted the golden column.
"Don't, I've never eaten a human since I was so old, besides, any of our human races are of the divine race, and I also have human blood, so how can I eat people?" Tyrannosaurus Yunda hurriedly explained.
"Terran blood?" Gao Tianhu asked suspiciously, did he think that the big red worm that could become so big could have a relationship with the small human race, if it was a giant race, maybe it might really exist.
"Yes, otherwise why do you think I can become a human, to be precise, I should be able to become a dragon, our race is actually still the majority of the human bloodline, and the dragon bloodline is a minority, so every time I transform into a tyrannosaurus, it will require a lot of energy, otherwise it can only be in the form of a human." Tyrannosaurus Yunda anxiously explained, after all, he didn't want to experience that terrifying and exciting feeling.
"Damn, it's really a big world, and there are no surprises." Gao Tianhu rolled his eyes and complained, he had encountered a golden tyrannosaurus before, and today he actually met a red tyrannosaurus clan.
At this time, Yao Facai ran out of the cave quietly, and after seeing Gao Tianhu, he cried and shouted loudly: "Boss." ”
"Cook?"
"Yao Facai?" Gao Tianhu and Tyrannosaurus Yunda both saw Yao Facai who was rushing over and said.
Yao Facai hugged Gao Tianhu's thigh, snot and tears: "Boss, I want to kill you, you don't know what kind of inhuman torture I have experienced here!" ”
"You're the Terran boss the cook said? Doesn't that mean you were called by the cook? Seeing Yao Facai and Gao Tianhu, Tyrannosaurus Yunda finally realized why he was attacked.
"Cook? Why do you call him a cook? Gao Tianhu asked suspiciously.
"A few of them were caught by me when I was accidentally passing by, I thought they were some kind of shiny stones, but I didn't expect them to be a few humans, and they were afraid that I would eat them, so they said they would make me better food." Tyrannosaurus Yunda looked at Yao Facai and said.
"Food? I look at the root quilt on this planet, there are no creatures, how did you survive? Still alive for so long? ”
"Boss, I know this, there are no creatures on the ground of this planet at all, but there are many kinds of creatures underground, and every time this female tyrannosaurus clan catches her back and asks me to process it into food for us humans, it seems that she particularly likes the food practices of our human race, and we also found that there is actually a huge underground city under this planet, but we haven't found where the entrance is."
"Who in the universe doesn't know that the Terrans are the most food-loving race, and they are also the most capable of cooking, even if they experienced a cataclysm that led to the destruction of the Terrans, there are still many races of people who take the Terrans back as slaves, just to let the Terrans cook."
"What kind of cataclysm? What is the hand of man on the Terrans? Gao Tianhu eagerly asked, maybe as long as he found the reason back then, he would also be able to find the enemy who attacked the human race back then.
"I don't know about this, after all, I was still very young back then, but I only know that the intelligent race, which was listed as one of the eight major races in the universe with the human race, was the first to attack the human race, and it was also one of the main forces that destroyed the human race, and it seems that several other races also made a move, but I don't know the specifics."
"Intelligent races?" It was the first time the High Tigers had heard of this race.
"That's right, but I heard from the elders of the clan that it seems that the reputation and reputation of the intelligent race are not good, because they were once made by humans, and then betrayed the human race and joined the race that was opposed to the human race at the beginning, and they slowly grew stronger."
"Is it the original artificial intelligence?" Gao Tianhu said thoughtfully, and suddenly thought of the artificial intelligence that he had forgotten, he seemed to have encountered artificial intelligence before, and his battleship was loaded with an artificial intelligence. ”
"Artificial intelligence? I haven't heard of it, and now that I'm done answering your question, can I go? Tyrannosaurus Yunda asked, standing up.
"Where are you going?"
"Of course I'm going back to my cave, and I can't go home." Tyrannosaurus Yunda sighed helplessly, the clansman who sent him here seemed to have said something to him, but because he didn't pay attention to it at all, he couldn't remember it at all, and now he is left alone to live on this planet.
"Anyway, you're boring on this planet alone, why don't you come with me? Not only will you be able to eat the food of our human race, but you may also have a chance to send you home. Gao Tianhu said temptingly, after all, if you fight with other races in the future, riding a golden dragon with a red tyrannosaurus, how majestic it is, although this red tyrannosaurus is the same as the lazy golden dragon, and the combat power is very weak.
"With you?"
"That's right, your race has made you spy on us Terrans, I think maybe you have forgotten the specific requirements of this mission, and you can't go back, so it's better to follow me." Gao Tianhu felt that the tyrannosaurus Yunda had a lot of things to hide from him, and he didn't tell himself, so he might be able to get a lot of information he needed by just bringing it with him.
"I'll think about it." In fact, the tyrannosaurus Yunda also wants to leave with the high heavenly tiger, it is too boring on this planet, and there has been no clan contact with him for so many years, maybe he and the tyrannosaurus god pupil have long been forgotten, so it is better to go with this human, not only can you eat well, but many interesting things will happen.
"Okay, I'll go with you, but you have to promise me one condition." Gao Tianhu, who had just raised the cylinder in his hand, heard the words of the tyrannosaurus Yunda, put it down and asked, "What are the conditions for you first?" ”
"You're going to have to help me beat up another bunch of Tyrannosaurus rexes, and you want to slap her ass like you did to me just now." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said viciously.
"And a tyrannosaurus?" Gao Tianhu suddenly became vigilant.
"Well, more than one. It was the other abominable tyrannosaurus clan and the other tyrannosaurus clan who were sent here with me in the first place, who always liked to steal my food. Yunda said viciously, I don't know how the other party was able to gather those tyrannosaurus rexes together, but because he didn't deal with the other party, he could only live next to him.
"Alright then, you take me to see it." Gao Tianhu secretly thought to himself that if he could recover the Tyrannosaurus clan, it would also be a good choice.
"You let all these big metal monsters of yours hide first, and then you come with me and I'll take you to sneak up on her." Tyrannosaurus Yunda had no sympathy for his own people at all.
"Okay, you go back to the Fortune and wait for my orders." Gao Tianhu waved at everyone, and then everyone else returned to the Tianyun, including Yao Facai, who had just escaped.
"Lead the way!"
"You come with me." Tyrannosaurus Yunda thought that he was going to see the miserable appearance of the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil being exploded, so he couldn't help laughing.
"Later, when I lure her out, you're going to attack her from the very face, and then I'll hold her down, and you'll stab her in the ass as hard as you did to me, but you have to watch out for the rest of them, there should be seven, but I haven't seen any of the others." After speaking, he pointed to the big cylinder next to him.
"Okay then." Gao Tianhu had no choice but to pick up the cylinder, but thinking of what the tyrannosaurus Yunda said just now, he was really a tyrannosaurus clan full of evil taste.
But it's not good to think about who stabbed the Tyrannosaurus in the ass first.
The High Heavenly Tiger followed the Tyrannosaurus Yunda and flew a long way before he came to the front of a huge cave on the other side of the planet, "You hide here and wait for me." Then the Tyrannosaurus Yunda seemed to have regained a lot of strength, turning into a red Tyrannosaurus and letting out a huge dragon roar.
"Great fool, come out and die." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said as he flew in the air.
"Stinky fool, are you looking for death again?" A black dragon suddenly flew out and laughed.
Gao Tianhu listened to the conversation between the two, shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Sure enough, swearing words are common to the whole universe. ”
"Who is looking for death is uncertain, if anyone begs for mercy today, who will listen to the other party in the future."
"Come on, I'm afraid you won't make it." Then two figures, one black and one red, and two golden figures fought in the air.
"With this ability, haven't you eaten enough? Today I have to teach you a good lesson. Tyrannosaurus God Hitomi sneered.
"Really? Don't you notice that I'm different today than I used to be? "From the beginning to the end, the Tyrannosaurus Yunda did not use all his strength, just to let the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil relax his vigilance, so that the High Heavenly Tiger could sneak attack successfully.
"Is there one? It's not as weak as ever. "Actually, the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil also thought of this, and felt that today's Tyrannosaurus Yunda was a little weaker than before, but when I turned my head and thought about it, maybe I had become stronger.
"Hey, aren't you going to make a move now?" Tyrannosaurus Yunda said loudly.
"What's the hurry, aren't I prepared?" Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil, and the owner of this voice officially had been in ambush for a long time, and the High Heavenly Tiger pilot's mecha quietly flew behind the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil and raised his spear.
"It's not good, there's an ambush, save me!" The Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil didn't expect the Tyrannosaurus Yunda to find a helper, and just as he wanted to turn around, he was hit on the huge dragon head by a shot from the High Heavenly Tiger, and fell straight down from the air.
With a "boom", the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil that hit the ground made a huge sound.
"Tyrannosaurus Yunda, I'm not going to beat her to death!" Gao Tianhu also used all his strength just now, and he resisted the tyrannosaurus Yunda so much, he shouldn't have killed this black dragon, but he didn't expect the other party to be knocked down by his own shot, and he lay on the ground motionless.
"No, although the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil is a little weaker than me, it is not weak enough to be knocked to death by you, after all, she is also a member of our sacred race Tyrannosaurus Clan, and the defense power is not to be said, hurry up and do it while others have not found out yet." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said anxiously, because he was not sure if Gao Tianhu would be able to beat the other party after all the other parties appeared.
"Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil?" Gao Tianhu complained with black lines on his head, what kind of broken names are these, the tyrannosaurus clan of this sacred race won't all call these broken names.
"Something is wrong, let's go down and take a look."
"Did you really kill you?" Gao Tianhu also felt strange, after all, the tyrannosaurus Yunda resisted himself several times, and then landed on the ground.
"Damn, this guy fainted." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said angrily.
"It's good that I didn't die." Gao Tianhu breathed a sigh of relief, she could also see that although the Tyrannosaurus Yunda and the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil seemed to be at odds, but just now when the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil was stunned by herself, the Tyrannosaurus Yunda was also worried, but in the next second, Gao Tianhu felt that he was thinking too much, and Gao Tianhu saw that the Tyrannosaurus Yunda who had changed into a human form was aiming with a golden cylinder.
"Hey, launch." As soon as the Tyrannosaurus arrived, the two-meter-long cylinder was stabbed into the butt of the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil, and it went directly into half of it.
"Ahh!!hh The Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil suddenly woke up from his stun and screamed.
"Aha, big idiot, let you have a good taste today." Tyrannosaurus Yunda laughed triumphantly, like a pervert.
"Stinks .. Stinky fool, pull that thing out of the old lady's ass, or the old lady will tear you up. The Tyrannosaurus God Pupil threatened angrily, but the voice was a little strange, more like begging for mercy.
"Pull it out? You want to be beautiful, but if you obediently beg for mercy, I'll help you pull it out, or you'll wait to change back to your original form! "When you think that if you turn into a human form and have this thing stuck in your ass, then you can't die? The Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil was instantly petrified.
"Hmph, don't beg for mercy, I'll let you have a good experience, ah tutu tutu." Tyrannosaurus Yunda banged on the end of the golden cylinder as he dubbed himself.
"No.. No.. No, it's so exciting, if you don't pull it out, you'll have a strange feeling. The Tyrannosaurus God said as he twisted his huge body. At this time, the high heavenly tiger standing on the side was a black line, and he didn't know what to say, could it be that all the people of the divine race were masochists? I had to stop her: "Hey, hey, it's almost over, don't really stab her to death." ”
"This guy won't die easily, the Black Tyrannosaurus Clan is the hardest clan of our Divine Race, and it is said that the powerful Black Tyrannosaurus Clan has not died after someone has had his heart gouged out, and he will not die until the information is sent back to the clan." The tyrannosaurus Yunda punched and kicked at the column, getting more and more excited.
"I beg for mercy, please let me go, I really can't do it." The Tyrannosaurus God Hitomi cried and begged for mercy, but what he thought about was why his companion hadn't appeared yet.
"Why did you beg for mercy so quickly, I haven't played enough, it's boring." Tyrannosaurus Yunda thought that the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil could hold on for a little longer, but he didn't expect to beg for mercy so soon.
"Since everyone is begging for mercy, you can pull it out, after all, you will be her eldest sister in the future, and she will have to listen to you." Gao Tianhu reminded that he clearly heard the bet between the two.
"yes, why did I almost forget about it, big idiot, you admit this bet, if you do, I'll pull it out for you, or you'll kill yourself and die in your ass." Tyrannosaurus Yunda asked proudly, what he had wanted to do for thousands of years was finally about to be achieved, so that the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil became his subordinate.
"I... I'll admit it, I'll listen to you in the future, you pull it out. The Tyrannosaurus God pleaded as he lit the huge black dragon head like a chicken eating rice.
"Alright then, I'll pull it out for you." With a chirp, the cylinder stained with strange liquid was pulled out of the buttocks of the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil, and the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil let out a strange cry, and then spewed out a large puddle of water stains, pouring the Tyrannosaurus Yunda's body, and then glowing black with a black light all over his body, turning into a woman with waist-length black hair, and her appearance was somewhat similar to Yunda after turning into a human form.
"You're looking for help." The Tyrannosaurus God Pupil gritted his teeth and said, today's self has lost a big face, and he was seen by this unknown mysterious person.
"I didn't look for a helper, this is my boss, and it is natural to help me." Tyrannosaurus Yunda said coldly.
"Okay, don't even quarrel, let's get to know each other again, my name is Gao Tianhu, and I am a friend of this guy." After flying out of the cockpit of the mecha, Gao Tianhu landed on the ground and said.
"Humans? My name is Tyrannosaurus God Hitomi, and I'm the sister of this psychopath. Tyrannosaurus Yunda rubbed his ass and said coldly.
"My sister?" Gao Tianhu looked at his self-study, and in addition to the color of their hair, the appearance of the two was eight points similar.
"Yes, yes, she's my own sister, originally this guy didn't use it, and then I said it was fun here, so she came with me, which is why she and I didn't deal with it." Tyrannosaurus Yunda didn't look like a sister at all, and explained with a smile.
"Trick people into a place where birds don't, and you'll have a ghost." Gao Tianhu complained.
"Since you are my sister's boss, then you are my boss, I will be mixed with you in the future, and I will call other people later, they are all my subordinates, and they will all mix with you." The Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil suddenly said seriously.
"Huh? So quick to say yes. Gao Tianhu was surprised, he thought it would take a lot of talking, but he didn't expect the other party to easily agree to mess with him.
"Good sister, let me tell you, follow the boss, we will have endless delicious food, what roast duck. Bacon sausage..."Along the way, the Tyrannosaurus Yunda was talking to the Tyrannosaurus Divine Pupil about how good it was, but she had never seen it herself, and the names of those foods on Earth must have been told by Yao Facai.
"Boss, these tyrannosaurus clans are too good to eat, and this is already a person's amount of food." Kuanya and the others sat on the side and watched the two Jenny sisters gobbling up.
"After all, they are tyrannosaurs, so it's not strange that they eat too much." Fortunately, when he left, he asked Yunda to take his people to the cave of this planet to capture some prey, otherwise the food of the battleship might not be enough for these two people.
"Boss, I received a distress signal from War Horse Star." A correspondent ran in and said.
"War Horse Star? Brother Bing, they sent it? Gao Tianhu asked suspiciously, after all, the threat on the War Horse Star has been solved, it should be fine, could it be that the alien race has invaded?
"Ask what the hell is going on and why the distress signal is being issued!"
"Yes, we'll check it out."