002 Cold Warming and Detoxification
Under the orange tree on the back of Nanchong, Zhang Tao was splashed with dung for greed.
Looking at his sloppy appearance covered in feces, Orchid couldn't help but laugh.
The laughter of the orchid made Zhang Tao more and more ashamed, and he got up with a grunt and ran down the mountain.
"Taogu, take a towel!" Orchid shouted.
That towel, it should have the smell of an orchid body. But Zhang Tao's face was covered with dung, how could he be embarrassed to turn back?
He rushed down the hill as if he were fleeing.
If you can't be greedy, you will be splashed with feces, which is really hot!
At the speed of a 100-meter sprint, he ran to the edge of a small pond in the mountain nest.
He was dumbfounded again. The pond was dry to the bottom, and there was cracked stucco everywhere, except for a puddle of muddy yellow muddy water in the center.
Fuck me! How do you wash this? You can't wash your hands with any water.
This year's drought has been so severe that even the ponds, which are surrounded by mountains on three sides, have dried up.
Thinking about the past, every summer, he took a group of friends to leap and flutter in this mountain pond, stirring up waves and flowers, laughter, but now...
What to do? There is no water nearby. If you want to wash the feces off your body, you have to go outside.
If you go out, you will inevitably meet a lot of villagers.
And how to explain the feces covered in feces? Isn't my brother Tao's reputation ruined on this dung?
When Zhang Tao was standing on the pond dam and was hesitant and at a loss, a shout came from far away on the left halfway up the mountain, "Brother Tao! Brother Tao! ”
He stared at it, it was his young monkey Daniel Zhang. The monkey was walking this way with a hoe.
He was getting more and more anxious, and he must not let the monkey see his appearance covered in dung.
This guy has always had a broken mouth, and he will definitely shout about his ugly thing.
At a critical moment, an idea popped into my head.
He immediately jumped off the dam and ran quickly towards the middle of the pond.
As soon as he reached the water's edge, he threw himself into the muddy water and turned on the donkey rolling mode.
The shallow water was splashed by him, and it was immediately scattered and splashed, sucked dry by the cracked soil around it.
With both hands, he grabbed the wet mud and wiped it off where there was a lot of feces on his body.
It's covered in mud, no matter what, it's better than dung!
"Brother Tao, what are you doing?" The monkey asked in surprise on the pond dam.
"Cold Warming Detox!" Zhang Tao said nonsense. He didn't lift his head and continued to smear mud on his body.
"And that said?" The monkey muttered in bewilderment.
"You're out! This year's most popular health regimen in the city is this! Zhang Tao looked erudite and talented, and said teasingly.
After all the traces of feces left on his body were cleaned up, Zhang Tao got up and walked towards Tangba.
"The life of people in the city is really incomprehensible!" The monkey was still confused.
"Next time, my brother will take you into the city and see the world!"
Zhang Tao said vividly, "Smear the mud all over the body, and then put it in a cage in the four directions to steam and roast, and consume fifty yuan at a time!" ”
"Wow! So expensive! The monkey exclaimed incredulously.
Then, he showed an envious look again, "Brother Tao, then you won't make a net profit of fifty yuan today!" ”
"Of course! Country mud is also valuable. Zhang Tao continued to brag.
"The city is full of steel and concrete, where is there any mud?"
As he spoke, he stomped his feet vigorously on the dam, trying to shake the mud off his body.
"Brother Tao, how did you shake off the money on your body?" The monkey said hurriedly. There was a malicious smile on his lips.
Zhang Tao was covered with dung and ran down from the mountain in embarrassment. He could see clearly on the other side.
Specifically, how this big dung got to him, he estimated that it was related to the orchids that picked up the dung bucket up the mountain.
However, it is not easy for him to expose Brother Tao's secret. People are college students right away, and they are people who want to save face.
Zhang Tao fell on the monkey's ass and scolded with a smile, "You dog, help me clean the mud off my back!" ”
"Brother Tao, why is this muddy smell weird? Seem... Seems to smell a bit of feces! The monkey said meaningfully.
"Isn't that what the smell of mud in the pond is?"
Zhang Tao hurriedly bypassed the topic and said, "When will you go to Shangxu tomorrow?" ”
"Seven o'clock! Hurry up and get the weather cooler! ”
"Okay! You tell Gaozi and Huzi to meet on the school playground tomorrow and set off together! ”
"Brother Tao, you are covered in mud, and you can't clean it at all."
The monkey wondered, "You're not going to go home like this, are you?" ”
Zhang Tao is so unsightly that if the villagers see it, they will definitely treat him as a psychopath.
"There's no water nearby, how can I wash it?" Zhang Tao said distressedly.
The monkey thought for a moment, pointed to the other side of the mountain, and said, "You go down the hill to that side, and you have dug a cistern in the field, and there is still a lot of water in it." ”
"That's fine! My peppers are under the orange tree, you pick them up for me! ”
After Zhang Tao finished speaking, he didn't care whether the monkey agreed or not, and walked straight to the left path.
The monkey looked at Zhang Tao's distant back, and he was lined up in his heart, Brother Tao, Brother Tao, you are really bold, the orchid is a married woman, and you are also greedy.
Now, the color is not greedy, and I taste the smell of dung, so it's time to be satisfied!
Of course, he had to keep it a secret for the time being. As for how long it will last, it depends on Brother Tao's performance.
Whether the monkey has mastered his secret is not in Zhang Tao's consideration.
He ran forward with his head buried in his head, just wanting to run to the water source as soon as possible and wash himself clean.
Under the sun, his body was extremely itchy.
The unpleasant smell drilled into the nose more violently than one after another.
As soon as he reached the cistern at the edge of the field, he jumped down and buried his whole body in the water.
Half an hour later, he crawled out of the cistern refreshed, carrying a string of small crucian carp and loaches in his hand.
They were caught by Zhang Tao at the outlet of the reservoir, and should not be counted as the private property of Shufu. Besides, he was innocently splashed with feces by his wife just now, so let's find some compensation!
He walked along a small mountain path and walked unhurriedly towards his home.
The vision, so familiar, so intimate. This is his hometown, Xiachong Village.
It is one of the most inconspicuous remote and backward villages in Shennong City.
The origin of the name of the village is impossible to verify.
For thousands of years, there have been no historical books and materials to explain and record this.
It's like those wild flowers and weeds on the side of the road, quietly born and quietly dying, and no one will pay attention.
The spring breeze of reform and opening up is blowing all over the land of China, and although there have been some changes in his hometown, his poor and backward appearance has not been fundamentally changed.
Where is the way out of my hometown? What can I do for my hometown?
This thought sprung up, and another panic and worry held him firmly.
The so-called yes, this sorrow can not be eliminated, only then did he frown and go to his heart.
The results of the college entrance examination will be released in two days, what will be the result?
He's been running away from the problem these days, but can he?
He suddenly felt weak and had to stop, gasping for air.
He knows how well he did in the college entrance examination.
Unexpected mistakes, too many, too big!
Therefore, he is not at all sure whether the score can be online this time.
What should I do if I don't make the list?
This terrible fact, like a dagger, stabbed at his heart quickly and fiercely.
He clutched his chest, like a puddle of mud, and fell on the grass by the side of the road.
Zhang Tao has a good habit that when the pain cannot be relieved, he will sleep and heal himself in his sleep.
No, he turned his head and slept on the side of the road. In his sleep, he also had an affair with an orchid.
According to Mr. Lu Xun, Zhang Tao did this with the Ah Q Spiritual Victory Method.
Actually, this is not unique to Ah Q, almost all poor families like to use this trick.
Otherwise, how can we live this hard life? Wasn't that crushed by suffering earlier?
About half an hour later, a woman panicked and stumbled from a distance.
Zhang Tao was immediately awakened by the sound of footsteps. He opened his eyes and looked, wow! It seems that she is still a beautiful woman.
She is dressed more fashionably and has a decent figure.
When did there be such a beautiful woman in the village? He thought about it carefully, and was not at all impressed.
The beauty got closer and closer, and the contents of her chest rose and fell.
He suddenly remembered, isn't this the object that Qiu Cheng brought back to the village yesterday? His heart was suddenly full of interest.
He met Qiu Cheng and this woman on the road yesterday. Qiu Cheng proudly introduced, this is my daughter-in-law Mei'er.
He glanced at Mei'er, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and it was really as good as his name. This woman is average-looking, but she is naturally charming.
How could she fall in love with Qiu Cheng, who was destitute at home? The honest Qiu Cheng, can he keep such a merry man?
He had doubts and worries in his heart, but he didn't show them on his face.
Qiu Cheng is in his forties and is still single. It's not easy to find a woman now.
It's getting late, why is she still running here?
Why do you work, that's impossible, there is no land here in the Qiu Cheng family.
Look at the scenery, it should be with Qiucheng.
Looking at her flustered look, it was as if someone was chasing after her.
It's even more impossible, there is no road to the outside of the village.
What is she here for? Stay tuned below!