080 bedroom move
Sister Tao's family, an outstanding young man Zhang Tao, took the initiative to help Sister Tao work. In the room, there was gradually a touch of ambiguity.
When he arrived at Sister Tao's bedroom, Zhang Tao asked confusedly: "Sister, this bed is well arranged, why do you want to move it?" ”
"The bed was too far inside, and the light was a little dim. It's a little scary to fall asleep alone. Sister Tao explained.
"Besides, you see, the head of this bed is right on the wall for my wedding photo with him. Sleeping in bed and seeing it when I opened my eyes, it made me feel very uncomfortable. ”
"And what are you going to do?" Zhang Tao asked.
"Your house is so big, it seems that the only way to put it up is to fit it like this."
"I want to turn the bed over and swing it out, with the head of the bed facing the window." Sister Tao gestured.
"Is this appropriate?" Zhang Tao worried, "Didn't you say that the head of the bed can't face the window?" ”
"Do you really, believe in these things?"
"The head of the bed is facing the window, and when I open my eyes, I can see the light outside, and my heart will be full of light and hope."
Sister Tao despised Zhang Tao, "Isn't this good?" ”
"I'm just going to talk about it, you're more serious, and you know everything."
After a pause, Zhang Tao then said, "Okay, help you move!" Let the sun shine on your bed every day and let happiness get under your covers. ”
"That's a good thing to say, my sister loves to listen, and she deserves to be a person who has read books." Sister Tao praised.
"But, sister, you have to put on your clothes when you go to bed in the future!" Zhang Tao said seriously.
"What's wrong!" Sister Tao asked suspiciously.
"This sunlight can shine on your little ass."
"What about the eyes outside the window?"
"What if you happen to be kicked over again?"
"You know, there aren't many pure and good men like my brother in this society."
"And there are too many men who are indiscriminate and cowering."
"There are countless people who think about eating my sister's tofu all day long." Zhang Tao said with a wicked smile.
"You bad guy, you are worried about this."
"I'll tell you, my sister has already thought about this."
"If you replace the window glass with the kind where you can see the outside and you can't see the inside from the outside, there will be nothing going on."
"Hey, if you want to eat my sister's tofu, it's not something you can eat casually."
After speaking, Sister Tao glanced at Zhang Tao charmingly and thought, don't say that you are so clean and pure, don't you want to eat your sister's tofu?
Who was sneering on the ground just now, rubbing it on my sister all the time?
Zhang Tao's heart beat wildly, and he soon answered: "That's true, sister's tofu, it's white, tender and refreshing,......"
Sister Tao immediately interrupted Zhang Tao and said, "Cut, don't be flamboyant, stand inside, set the bed, I have to go cook quickly." ”
"Sister Tao, you raise your side a little higher. Otherwise, how can this bed be moved? Zhang Tao shouted anxiously.
The side that I carried by myself has been lifted high, but the foot of the bed on Sister Tao's side has not left the ground at all.
No matter how hard Zhang Tao tried, he couldn't move the bed forward at all.
After listening to Zhang Tao's words, Sister Tao stood on the pile with her feet, bowed her waist, puffed up her breath, and had a desperate posture of lifting the bed.
It's a pity that her strength is too small, she blushes and her ears are red for a long time, and the bed still doesn't move.
At this moment, Zhang Tao was also dumbfounded.
After Sister Tao took off her coat, in the low-cut undershirt,
He stared at them in a daze, forgetting to exert himself and forgetting what he was going to do.
Sister Tao used her last bit of strength to sit back on the ground in a dejected manner, gasping for air.
"What kind of wood is this ghost bed made of, it's dead! My sister's strength to breastfeed has been exhausted, and it can't even move. ”
The words "breastfeeding" in Sister Tao's words aroused Zhang Tao's incomparable heat and excitement in his heart.
He almost shouted out such a sentence, "Sister, I'm also powerless, I want to breastfeed." ”
With such a distraction, Zhang Tao's strength was also discharged.
The bed slipped from his hand and slammed straight into his still bent knee.
"Ouch!" Zhang Tao screamed in pain and fell to the ground.
"What's wrong! Taogu. Sister Tao asked in a panic.
"Nothing! I stepped on my own foot. ”
Zhang Tao was also embarrassed to say that he wanted to breastfeed and was smashed by the bed, so he had to do it.
"You are really tasteful, so decent, why do you step on your own feet?" Sister Tao laughed.
"I wonder too? Seeing that you let go, the front foot stepped back like this, and stepped on the foot of the back foot. Zhang Tao explained quite seriously.
As soon as she heard this, Sister Tao was so happy, she laughed out loud, and her full chest couldn't help swaying, making Zhang Tao dizzy.
"What's wrong! Did I say something wrong? ”
Zhang Tao stared at Sister Tao's surface, looking confused.
Sister Tao finally stopped laughing, leaned back, and propped herself on the ground with one hand, looking lazy.
"How do you have front and back feet? Could it be that you are a dog reincarnated? ”
After saying that, she laughed to herself again.
Zhang Tao thinks about it, just like that, it doesn't seem so funny?
O woman! It's really incomprehensible, I was still in tears just now, but now I'm so happy.
When Sister Tao's laughter stopped, Zhang Tao asked, "What should I do?" Can this bed be moved? ”
"I'm asking you what to do. I can't help much, you're a man, you can do it. ”
Sister Tao said as a matter of course, "Anyway, this bed must be moved." ”
Zhang Tao thought to himself, it's right that I'm a man, but I'm not a man in your family.
Only the men of your family seem to be suitable to do this.
However, Zhang Tao muttered so in his heart, but said something else.
"Okay, you stand aside and see if I can push the bed over!"
Just now, I raised the force, and the force was drilling into the floor, and the bed would definitely not be able to move.
Now, Zhang Tao changed to flat and pushed the bed forward, and the bed really moved forward obediently.
Sister Tao, who had just gotten up, shouted happily, "Yes, Taogu, I really have two strengths, and the bed is moving." ”
Sister Tao's happiness didn't last long, and the bed couldn't move again.
The width of this room is about the length of this bed.
It's no problem to push forward, Zhang Tao has strength.
But if you have to turn it over by panning it, and put the head of the bed facing the window, then you have to ask the walls on both sides if they agree.
Because no matter which end of the bed you push forward or backward first, the corners of the bed will go up against the wall.
In this case, no matter how strong you are, it will be useless.
You can't knock the wall down! The walls have been torn down, does it make sense to move this bed?
It seems that no one helps, and there is really no way to move this bed to the position designated by Sister Tao.
Zhang Tao sat on the ground with his buttocks, panting heavily, and he was quite annoyed in his heart, Lao Tzu's milk didn't eat milk, and he wasted his strength in vain.
The smart Sister Tao also saw this. Without two people with great strength to do it together, this bed will not be able to move.
"Taogu, I can't do it. You'd better put it back in place! ”
She said helplessly, "It's not good to put it like this." ”
After a pause, she regretted again, "It seems that the wish to open your eyes to the sun tomorrow morning cannot be realized." ”
Oh my god, I'm moving back again!
Am I really a cow? Zhang Tao was about to faint.
When Zhang Tao was about to get up, he inadvertently glanced under the bed, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.
He pretended to be unconvinced and said, "I still don't believe it, such a small bed will be difficult for Brother Tao." ”
"That's okay, Brother Tao, keep working hard! I'm looking at it! ”
Sister Tao touched her chest with her hands and looked at Zhang Tao with disdain.
"What if I move?" Zhang Tao said angrily.
"Say whatever you want." Sister Tao said generously without hesitation.
She thought to herself, you little pervert, don't you just have that little thought, you want to eat your sister's tofu.
Okay, take the skill!
However, she also concluded that Zhang Tao could not move.
He can't eat this tofu.
"Well, that's what you said!"
Zhang Tao already has a way to move the bed.
The purpose of saying these words is to ask for some compensation from Sister Tao.
Now, seeing that Sister Tao did not hesitate to fall into his trap, he was so embarrassed in his heart!
Stay for a while, Brother Tao, I propose to gasp and drink milk on this bed, you can't refuse.
So, Zhang Tao didn't say a word, and without hesitation, he lowered his head and went under the bed, as if there was a beautiful woman or gold ingots waiting for him under the bed.
Updated on 08-30
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