In Sister Tao's bedroom, Zhang Tao and Sister Tao fell ambiguously. When Zhang Tao was about to eat tofu, Lan Gui's sister-in-law shouted outside.

Zhang Tao was full of slander in his heart. Sister-in-law Lan Gui had already walked in by herself.

When she saw this in the room, she asked strangely, "What are you doing here?" ”

Zhang Tao and Sister Tao spoke almost at the same time.

Zhang Tao said: "I'm doing push-ups. ”

He said as he did push-ups.

Sister Tao finished speaking a little later than Zhang Tao. "We're moving the bed."

When she saw that Zhang Tao was still doing push-ups on the ground, she had to add another sentence.

"After we moved the bed, Taogu had too much strength, so he said to do push-ups to show me."

Sister-in-law Lan Gui had an incredulous, strange look on her face.

"Taogu doing push-ups in your bedroom to show you?"

She looked at it meaningfully, Zhang Tao was sweating profusely, Sister Tao had messy hair, red face and red ears, and the sheets were still on the ground.

Suddenly, she seemed to understand something, nodded understandingly, and said, "Yes, yes!" Do push-ups. Young people, do more and be in good health! ”

Lan Gui's sister-in-law bit the word "push-ups" very hard.

With that, she snuggled her feet and hurried out.

Lan Gui's sister-in-law thought, people are doing push-ups, so they can have fun and leave early.

Her in-laws' affairs, with this man doing push-ups, don't need to help herself.

The most important thing is that she has always had a good impression of Sister Tao, who has been alone in an empty house for more than two years, and should also taste the taste of doing push-ups.

Sister Tao immediately thought of another meaning of push-ups, and she had the idea of killing Zhang Tao for a while.

You say, you say it's not good to do anything, but you have to say do push-ups, and you still do push-ups in the bedroom. But I was stupid to follow what he said.

Who sees this scene, and hears this, and does not think in that direction?

Needless to say, Sister-in-law Lan Gui must have thought so, thinking that they were doing push-ups just now.

The problem is, we're not doing anything at all.

Aren't we just lip-syncing?

But if you want to explain, Sister-in-law Lan Gui, we really didn't do anything, it was Tao Gu who did push-ups and played.

Will Lan Gui's sister-in-law believe it?

Besides, isn't that three hundred taels of silver here?

The more Sister Tao thought about it, the more she felt that this matter was very complicated and serious.

She seemed to see that those gossips were raining down on the front and back of her house, smashing the roof tiles and rotting a lot.

Sister Tao was so angry and anxious that her lungs were about to explode, and she was so anxious that tears rolled in her eyes.

She felt that no matter what, she couldn't let her life be innocent, so she destroyed this unwarranted push-up.

And the focus of solving this problem is to keep Lan Gui's sister-in-law and explain it to her repeatedly.

But when Sister Tao reacted and made such a decision solemnly, Sister-in-law Lan Gui had already gone away.

She still walked to the door and shouted unrelentingly, "Sister-in-law Lan Gui, let's have dinner at my place before leaving!" I'm here today with a few fresh dishes from town. ”

There was infinite enthusiasm in these words, as if Lan Gui's sister-in-law was her own mother.

Sister-in-law Lan Gui pretended not to hear it, and did not reply, but walked more hurriedly, as if someone was chasing her behind.

She thought to herself, at this time, I still have to stay here as a light bulb, it would be too unsavory.

I'm a few decades old, and I can understand it.

You brought something good from the city, and you didn't comfort your push-up man, how can you have my share!

Thinking like this, she was a little angry again.

You peach girl, I don't take care of you on weekdays!

How can you make fun of your sister-in-law? Is it true that your sister-in-law is an ignorant second aunt?

If you provoke Lao Tzu to get angry, I will shout about you all over the village after a while, and I will make your reputation stink overnight.

If Sister Tao knew that her kind words almost caused such an accident, she would really hit the wall and commit suicide.

However, in Sister Tao's heart now, it is quite chaotic.

While thinking, is it necessary for me to chase after Lan Gui's sister-in-law to explain?

If you go, there will still be an excuse. I can bring something to her house and say thank her for taking care of her.

But what if there are other people in her family? How can you say this again?

The crux of the matter is that I can't tell myself!

Suddenly, she thought again, Sister-in-law Lan Gui didn't even enter the house, so she shouted about it everywhere.

This person is not bad-hearted, but he has a big mouth and can't hide his words.

Suddenly, I thought, if people all over the village and the world know about her and Taogu, where will her face go?

Tao Gu is still a student, a few years younger than himself.

Maybe they are still authentic chickens, but they are widows!

However, in turn, she was very angry that Taogu came.

If he hadn't made up some push-ups, how could all this happen?

What is Zhang Tao doing? He's stealing fun on the sidelines?

Seeing that no one was appreciating his push-ups, he got up and sat on the bed.

While he dreamed of going to bed and doing push-ups, he looked at Sister Tao and laughed at her anxious appearance.

He thought to himself that in terms of morality, Sister Tao was indeed the best woman he had ever seen.

Such a woman is most suitable to marry home as a daughter-in-law.

However, she is still a woman after all, and her heart is not open-minded enough.

In his opinion, this is the big thing on the tip of the needle, is it worth so panicking?

Rumors stop at the wise. Let the rumors roll in, as long as you walk and sit upright, what are you afraid of?

What's more, we really haven't done anything.

Even if you do something, in today's good era of reform and opening up, this is not a crime, it is just a trivial affair.

Besides, our sister and brother really have that, it is also a physiological need, and it also helps to deepen the relationship.

This is reasonable, more reasonable and legitimate, whoever loves to chew his tongue is to let him chew.

Zhang Tao was thinking about these meats and meats, and Sister Tao had already walked in with a wooden stick and a frosty face.

She didn't look at Zhang Tao's embarrassed face, and threw the words out directly.

"Say it! Where did you hit? ”

Looking at Sister Tao's aloft wooden stick, Zhang Tao knew that she was extremely angry.

Now it's better to pretend to be a good girl, and don't add fuel to the fire of this lioness, otherwise you will be asking for your own suffering.

"For the sake of helping you top the bed, you always do it lightly." Zhang Tao said pitifully.

"As for how many hits, you can do whatever you want, until you're happy."

After speaking, Zhang Tao raised his ass high.

"I'm really fighting!" Sister Tao raised the stick high and shouted again.

"Let's fight! Sister, is my ass thick? ”

Zhang Tao salivated and said, "I don't believe you touch it." ”

"Who touches your stinky ass?"

Sister Tao put the wooden stick on Zhang Tao's buttocks, touched it gently, and laughed.

Then, she said angrily, "Don't pretend to be a treasure, you know that I won't beat you, and you still pretend to be honestly beaten." ”

"Come down! Look at the sweat and dust on your body, don't stain my bed. ”

"Let's go, I'll punish you to go to the stove house to help my sister wash the vegetables!"

Zhang Tao honestly followed Sister Tao to the stove house to work.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

Zhang Tao, who was peeling onions, looked up and saw Sister Tao holding a cucumber and peeling it carefully, so he couldn't stop asking.

Sister Tao concentrated on her cucumber business, and probably didn't hear Zhang Tao's question, so she didn't reply.

Seeing the cucumber in Sister Tao's hand, Zhang Tao thought about it and nodded understandingly, this woman without a man is not easy.

After Sister Tao finished peeling the cucumber, she raised her eyes and saw Zhang Tao nodding her head, so she asked suspiciously: "Taogu, what are you doing with your nodding?" ”

"Sister, I'm thinking about something. Anything that comes to mind and gets my approval, I nod my head. Zhang Tao said seriously.

Sister Tao smiled and said, "Is it useful for you to nod your head?" ”

"For example, you think the government should build a road for your village, what a wonderful thing, you must nod your head, is it useful?"

"Will the government listen to you? That's not just nodding in vain and daydreaming. ”

"I said, Sister Tao, why is your heart so wild and big for a woman?" Zhang Tao was old-fashioned and said in a lesson tone.

"When you cook in a stove house, you have to think about the food, think about how to make the food good, make it look good, make it taste good, and make it satisfy the man's stomach."

Zhang Tao's last half sentence may be a little sensitive and hurtful, but Sister Tao didn't care.

She knew that Zhang Tao, a kid who was used to running train nonsense.

In addition, his man has been gone for more than two years, and the pressure of life has already taken these sorrows away.

Besides, she is also a cheerful person who can afford to put it down.

So, Sister Tao simply followed Zhang Tao and said nonsense, "Aren't there no men?" No matter how delicious the food is, don't you smash it yourself and eat it? ”

The tone is a little sad, but it has a strong sense of provocation deliberately expressed by Sister Tao.

Recently, Zhang Tao has been burned by desire from time to time, but he has never been released with any chance, and his heart can be said to be extremely aggrieved and unbearable.

Now that he is teased by Sister Tao again, this desire is hot, just a little bit, and he has climbed high and tall, and there is a tendency to burn his eyebrows.

He immediately stood up, taller than a man, patted his chest proudly, and almost burst out to say such a sentence.

"Sister, I will be your man from now on. Although I am a little younger than you, I will definitely be satisfied. ”

These words came out of his throat, but he was still held back by Zhang Tao's reason.

He thought to himself, what if this was Sister Tao deliberately teasing him? What if people don't mean that at all? Isn't that self-inflicted?

He felt that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and he had to taste good tea.

But as things develop and feelings advance, aren't the things he is thinking about natural and natural?

Zhang Tao's anxious appearance fell in Sister Tao's eyes, and she was funny and proud in her heart.

Playing with Sister Peach, you are still very tender.

She deliberately teased Zhang Tao and said, "Taogu, what are you doing with your chest for no reason? ”

Zhang Tao rolled his eyes and immediately said, "Sister, this is knowledge, you don't understand." ”

"For the sake of your studiousness, let me tell you, rubbing your chest from time to time can prolong life, invigorate bones and loosen tendons, promote blood circulation, increase blood supply to the brain, and improve the bounce of the heart and brain."

"Anyway, the benefits will be endless for a while. You see why my brother is so good, it's all out of his chest. ”

When Zhang Tao spoke, Sister Tao kept looking at him with admiration, and Zhang Tao almost believed that his ghost words were the truth, so that his voice became louder and louder.

As soon as Zhang Tao finished speaking, Sister Tao suddenly realized, "Oh, I know, those who cry, scold the street, and brag, they all like to beat their chests, and they must know that there are so many benefits of beating their chests." ”

Zhang Tao said curtly: "Well, maybe!" ”

He felt that he should take the initiative to attack, so being led by Sister Tao was too undignified for a man.

So he bypassed the topic and jumped on the cucumber again.

"Sister, you have peeled all the skin of this cucumber," he asked, pretending to be confused, but his heart was full of evil tricks.

Sister Tao actually knew the meaning of Zhang Tao's words, she was scolding this bad boy in her heart, not only teasing her, but also ridiculing and ridiculing her for not having a man.

She asked herself that she wasn't the kind of woman with strong desires, but she still had physical needs.

Especially now that the reform and opening up, temptation is everywhere,

If that's the case, would you still like your sister to be so close?

The night is long, the lonely pillow is sleepless, the lovesickness is thick, and I can't play occasionally?

However, Sister Tao did not show her resentment and dissatisfaction, but pretended to be confused and talked about cucumbers seriously.

"You don't understand, this is a new way to eat invented by my sister."

Fuck, eat a cucumber, and you are worthy of such a big statement, and the newly invented way of eating, you peel all the cucumber skins and eat it, what does it taste like?

This Zhang Tao, his mind is so filthy that he is really speechless.

Sister Tao continued: "Have you ever eaten eggplant pot? ”

"I was inspired by that dish to invent a new way to stir-fry eel and cucumber. Fry the eel until it is five ripe, peel the cucumber and cut it into slices, then add some dried chilies, ginger and garlic and stir-fry. ”

"The taste of this stir-fry is different. Wait for you to taste it, and you'll know. ”

It's like a boxer, who thinks that the next punch will knock the opponent down, but he misses it out of the air.

That's not all, because of this, he didn't hold his foot, stumbled, and was knocked down by his opponent who took the opportunity to punch.

It's like a primary school student, who proudly did something he thought was great, reported to the teacher and wanted to ask for some praise, but was criticized violently.

Our Brother Tao's mood at this time, just like this sad boxer and primary school student, is extremely depressed and lost.

Updated on 09-09

From the collection of works, Brother Tao broke into the society