170 soup rush battle
"Tugu, bring the soup out! I'll stir-fry a few more dishes. Chunhua said helplessly.
His mother's words pulled Zhang Tao's elegant thoughts back. He answered and walked out with the soup.
Before Zhang Tao put the soup bowl on the table, they came around.
"Wow! This eel soup is so fragrant! They exclaimed, snorting and poking their heads into the soup bowl, the hand holding the chopsticks eager to try and ready to snatch the eel from the soup bowl.
"This eel is a great supplement! It's even more rare to eat such a big wild eel! The fat man shook his head and said. After speaking, he took advantage of Zhang Tao's inattention to quickly reach the chopsticks into the soup bowl.
Zhang Tao had long been guarding against this move, and he knocked it on the fat man's hand, "You foodie pay attention to your image, okay?" ”
The fat man rubbed his sore hand and said shamelessly, "Our image is reflected in eating." As he spoke, he was going to pick up the yellow eel again.
"I dare to think I'm a pig, I'm really convinced. I see that the big yellow eel and the yellow eel are eaten separately, and those loaches are arbitrary. Zhang Tao knocked the fat man again, and picked up the bowl again.
"That's right! Right! This is long overdue. Cher and Nana echoed their support.
"I protest! I'm against it! I strongly demand that it be distributed according to the amount of food. The fat man shouted.
"Protests are ineffective! Objections are invalid! Zhang Tao glared at the fat man.
"Since Brother Tao wants this soup to be shared, I have no opinion. However, this is the distribution standard! I want to be able to divide the credit by the size of the merit. I'm a killer champion, so of course I have to enjoy those advantages. After Mengzi finished speaking, he picked up his chopsticks and aimed at the largest yellow eel in the bowl of soup.
Zhang Tao also slapped Mengzi's hand mercilessly, and then said disdainfully: "This thing is a yard and a yard, your killing is a single champion, and I will have a separate reward afterwards." You're not on the list of labor champions. Besides, as far as catching the yellow eel is concerned, apart from me, the old horse's credit is the greatest. What you did you know by heart. ”
After speaking, Zhang Tao looked at Mengzi with a smile, with a strong sense of threat, this is tantamount to an unmistakable warning to Mengzi, do you want me to shake out the ugly thing of you fishing for tadpoles? I know everything.
Mengzi naturally wilted all of a sudden, obediently stepped aside, and waited for Zhang Tao to share the soup.
"Old horse, bring the bowl and divide it for you. The yellow eels in this soup also have your credit. Besides, you're the oldest at this table, and some of the features should be patched up, maybe they will come in handy soon. Zhang Tao's words made everyone confused, and he used ambiguous eyes to convey the unspoken meaning to Ma Tian as he spoke. After speaking, Zhang Tao gave Ma Tian three of the largest yellow eels and a bowl full of soup.
followed Zhang Tao and gave Xue'er and Nana soup again. "Ladies first, what do you think?"
"Brother Tao, can this guy eat like this?" Xue'er pointed to the yellow eel that was still a little bloodshot, and said with a little disgust.
"Fool! That's a good thing, a big supplement! Nourishing yin, it has a great effect on women's beauty. A wild eel of this size is rare in a hundred years, and it is impossible to eat outside. After saying that, Zhang Tao gave them two eels.
"Whoever eats comes first! Brother Ma and Angkor are the most noble in this house. Come! I'll help you make the soup. Ma Liang said kind words to Wu Bang and handed over the bowl.
"Then aren't we guests? It's our first time here! The fat man muttered quietly.
From time to time, Mengzi looked into the soup bowl and saw that the large yellow eel segment was rapidly decreasing, and his anxious mood was revealed on his face.
"Gaozi, you are the thinnest in this room, and I will also make up for you in two sections of yellow eel." Gao Zi was a little embarrassed to accept it, Zhang Tao glanced at him, that means, are you embarrassed to rob them for a while?
"Okay, Mengzi, you are the champion, now I give you a right to share the soup with the five of you." After speaking, Zhang Tao put the soup on the table and left it alone.
Mengzi's heart was scared for a while, haha! Now Lao Tzu can pretend to be public and private, and get more light.
Before the fierce man could recover from this exertion, the fat man had already snatched the soup scoop in his hand, and he said, "Why should he be shared?" As he spoke, he poured soup into his bowl.
Seeing that the situation was not right, the stick, the loach, and Maomao all put their chopsticks into the soup bowl to grab the yellow eel.
On the contrary, the fierce man who was about to divide the soup was half a beat slower. However, this guy is really as good as his name, and when he saw that he was lagging behind, he didn't speak at the moment, and directly snatched the soup bowl, so that all the waving soup scoops and chopsticks were empty. The first thing the fierce man who snatched the soup bowl did was to pick up the soup bowl and pour it into his mouth.
"Mengzi, this soup is so hot!" Kind-hearted Cher reminded.
After a while, Mengzi put the soup bowl down from his mouth, smiled at Xue'er to show his gratitude, and then said, "I've drunk all this soup, no one will take it!" ”
"That won't do! We also drink what you have drunk. You can't have such a good soup to yourself. The fat man said as he waved the soup scoop.
Mengzi's trick may be useful to Xue'er, but it has no effect on fat people. Do they grab less food like this? Who hasn't eaten anyone's saliva?
The others also gathered around, shouting and gesturing to grab the soup bowl. This situation also tells Mengzi very clearly, if you Mengzi doesn't give us this soup, you don't want to drink the soup yourself.
"Okay, okay, fat man, you give me the scoop, you stand aside, put the bowls on the table one by one, and I will divide them, absolutely fair and just." Mengzi said helplessly.
A vigorous soup distribution and soup grabbing battle finally came to an end. Then everyone ate the eel from their bowl.
You see, the fat man gnawed the whole yellow eel with relish, and wiped his mouth after eating, and the taste was terrible.
Xue'er frowned and asked, "Dad, can you eat this internal organ too?" ”
Ma Tian replied, "It's best not to eat the internal organs of this yellow eel, some of them are dirty, especially the yellow eel gall, not to mention bitterness, and it is not beneficial to the human body." ”
Xue'er nodded and said, "It's just how to get this internal organ out?" ”
The fat man hurriedly said, "That Xue'er, I'll teach you how to eat." ”