Stupidity!

Lin Xiaobai watched the tourists exclaim, shook his head helplessly, and shouted something, a group of uninformed guys.

Lin Xiaobai, who tried to adapt himself to the bear body as soon as possible, soothed his injured heart by mocking human beings, while swaying around his territory, majestic and high-spirited, with a leadership posture, which was quite interesting, causing people to laugh constantly.

"Haha, this panda is so interesting."

"I'll go, how does this panda look like the king of the mountain."

"Hey, don't say it, it's a bit like that!"

"Uncle, uncle, the red panda is not the king of the mountain! The king of the mountain has a little demon patrolling the mountain, but the red panda does not. ”

"Okay, okay, the red panda is not the king of the mountain, the red panda is the same as you, it is a little baby." The young uncle looked at the cute red panda, and then looked at the little girl who was pulling his sleeve, and his heart couldn't help but melt.

……

Lin Xiaobai, the king of the mountain, didn't take two steps, and sat down on a stone with a thud.

It's so tiring.

The life of a panda should be to eat and sleep, sleep and eat, what to wander around.

Lin Xiaobai was thinking nonsense, and the voice of the system suddenly sounded in his head.

"Ding, mission released: First jailbreak. Mission: Escape from the panda zone. ”

Escape from prison, and this begins?

Are you sure you're not kidding me?

"System, isn't there a newbie package?" Lin Xiaobai looked down at his fat and round figure and four small short legs, and then looked at the wall around the panda area that was not known how much higher than himself, and asked in his mind with a confused expression.

"Of course...... No! The system quickly replied, "With human intelligence, if you can't even complete the first mission, the system will not recognize you!" ”

Lin Xiaobai: "......"

What I said before is true, this system is a bewitching slut!

Too lazy to take care of the system again, Lin Xiaobai lay on the ground for a while, and then walked around the panda area again.

He wants to find a place to escape, and the first escape from prison must be well planned.

……

The spring breeze is warm.

Time flies quickly under the warm sun, and near noon, panda keeper Chen Mei brought some nests to feed, which have been professionally matched to meet the nutritional needs of giant pandas ("Wotou" is from the documentary "Panda VIP").

The red panda used to like this kind of nest very much, but now it has been replaced by Lin Xiaobai, and after only eating the first bite, Lin Xiaobai has little interest in this kind of nest head with a strange taste.

Lying on the side, Chen Mei refused to eat anything good.

Joke, how can a bear-man warrior eat these things? If you don't have a lot of fish and meat, you will serve it to my uncle?

Lin Xiaobai's eyes were dripping, in addition to thinking about how to change his food, an escape plan formed with the help of the breeder Chen Mei also quietly took shape in his mind.

This Chen Mei is a good breakthrough!

I want to be like this...... So......

Yes, that's it!

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaobai slapped his thigh, strengthened his determination, and then looked at the nest head in front of him with a sad face, okay, in order to complete the first task, I had to wronged myself.

After making up his mind, Lin Xiaobai directly hugged the plate to his chest and ate it piece by piece.

Originally, Chen Mei was still worried about why Lin Xiaobai didn't eat today, and was about to report to the director to check Lin Xiaobai's body, but suddenly saw Lin Xiaobai eating a big bite, and was naturally very happy.

"Scared me, I thought something was wrong with you."

Chen Mei stretched out her hand and rubbed Lin Xiaobai's furry arm, and spoke to Lin Xiaobai while rubbing, Lin Xiaobai was quite disgusted at first, but after a few seconds, she squinted her little eyes and enjoyed it.

Comfortable straight hum.

In this comfortable environment, the taste of the wowotou didn't seem to be so important, and after a while, the wotou on the plate was wiped out by Lin Xiaobai.

"Wow, Xiaobai is so good!"

Chen Mei happily praised Lin Xiaobai (Lin Xiaobai's panda name is Xiaobai), scratched Lin Xiaobai a few more times, and reached out to get the plate.

It's just that Xiaobai, who took the initiative to throw the plate down after eating the nest head in the past, uncharacteristically hugged the plate in his arms today, and Chen Mei couldn't take it out.

Lin Xiaobai, who was holding the plate, was even more cute, so that Chen Mei had no temper at all.

Holding the plate and refusing to let go, and then gnawing on the edge of the plate, Lin Xiaobai had no choice, the language was incomprehensible, and he could only express his meaning with actions-

Labor and management didn't eat well, hurry up and get it again!

If only you didn't lock the door!

Hey, what's the matter with you woman, what's ink here with the master? Why don't you go soon?

……

"Xiaobai is very wrong today!" Chen Mei couldn't help muttering, but she could see that she was in a good mood today, so she scratched Lin Xiaobai's head again, lowered her head and whispered, "My sister's boyfriend is here, Xiaobai is obedient, give the plate to my sister!" ”

Soon, Lin Xiaobai found out that this stupid woman didn't understand what she wanted to express at all......

Moreover, he also showed off his face of dog food!

Guahippi

How good is that?

Taking a look at the audience area, it was close to noon, but there were still many tourists, and Lin Xiaobai, who was looking directly, was upset.

grinned, but a few girls couldn't help but scream, oh the old lady's girl's heart......

There are a lot of people.

Stupid human, don't you know that skipping lunch at noon is bad for your stomach?

Lin Xiaobai complained 10,000 times in his heart, but these viewers seemed to be nailed to the ground, and their faces were full of interest in Lin Xiaobai.

Being stared at by a greasy uncle's eyes and couldn't help but shudder, Lin Xiaobai decided to use his own trick to get out of this desperate place as soon as possible.

Bia chirp~

Lin Xiaobai endured the strong sense of shame in his heart, stretched out his tongue and licked it on the plate.

And then......

Take another bite.

"Oh, I see, Xiaobai, you still want to eat!" Chen Mei finally understood this time, hesitated for a moment, pointed at Lin Xiaobai and said, "Don't run around obediently, my sister will get it for you." ”

Oops, Mom, you finally get it!

It's really not easy.

Lin Xiaobai couldn't help crying, and the sense of shame was bursting.

You say I'm easy, why is it so hard to communicate?

Lin Xiaobai sighed, hey, human.

watched Chen Mei trot away all the way, of course, when leaving, she didn't forget to turn her head and close the iron door, and then pull the iron bolt.

Guahipi?

What are you doing, human?

How can you close the door and cooperate with me to let me escape from prison.

How can this be......

Lin Xiaobai is desperate, isn't his wonderful bear life going to end before it starts?

。。。。