Tang Dalong rode a fast horse and hurried to Tianjiazhai.

Halfway down the road, he thought to himself, will he just go empty-handed? Doesn't seem so good.

To be honest, he didn't know anything about how to please women.

He tried to remember how other men had made women happy.

So, he took a detour to the town to buy a big red robe, and bought a box of rouge, and then urged the horse to go straight to Tianjiazhai.

The person in charge of guarding in front of the cottage gate was the gunner Qi Baoshan, and at first glance it was Tang Dalong who came, and everyone knew him.

"Leader Tang, why are you here?" Gunner Qi Baoshan asked.

"Brother, hello, I came to find your farmer for something, is she there?" Tang Dalong asked.

"Yes, they are all here," Qi Baoshan quipped and said, "I heard that you and Li Erniang have been engaged, don't you miss her, obviously you are here to find her, but you insist on looking for our Tianzhai master, right?" ”

"Go, go, am I such a useless person?" Tang Dalong said.

"Not? And what kind of gifts are you holding in your hands? Qi Baoshan asked with a smile, "This is clearly something for women, do you think I haven't seen it?" ”

"I have an urgent military situation, take me to meet your big village master, if you delay, the consequences will be very serious." Tang Dalong said with a red face.

"Now that the world is peaceful, where is the military intelligence? You're going to bluff people! Or are the consequences serious? Qi Baoshan said with a smile.

"Stop talking nonsense, lead the way."

In the conference hall, Tang Dalong saw Tian Xiaoting, but Li Erniang was not there.

"Lord Tianzhai, I came to negotiate with you on the order of our captain." Tang Dalong said.

"Brother Tang, what do you mean by breaking the whole into parts?" Tian Xiaoting asked.

"That is to say, please disband all the people of your Tianjiazhai temporarily, and then reassemble after this limelight," Tang Dalong said, "A few days ago, Qingfeng Village has been destroyed, have you all heard about it?" ”

"Yes, I really didn't expect that the biggest col on the rivers and lakes would be gone overnight," Tian Xiaoting sighed and said, "Isn't it a good thing that your precious apprentice Ren Zhanbiao did?" ”

"This kid, even I have to kill, that time in order to save Jin Xiangyang, I went to Hongmakan alone, they covered me with a copper net, and captured me alive, if it wasn't for Ma Longtan to save me, I would have died under his gun like that Jin Xiangyang," Tang Dalong said, "I and his master-apprentice relationship is exhausted, he is him, I am me, and we are now the opponent of life and death." ”

"Alas, I didn't expect this Jin Xiangyang to eat fast and chant Buddha, and he couldn't seek peace." Tian Xiaoting remembered that not long ago, Jin Xiangyang wanted to marry her, but now she is separated by yin and yang, and she is embarrassed.

"Ren Zhanbiao, this kid fell headlong into the arms of the Japanese, he was mercenary, crazy, I don't know how many people he killed, and he blamed our security team." Tang Dalong said.

"Huh? Is there such a thing? Tian Xiaoting was taken aback when she heard this.

"Ren Zhanbiao wants to dominate the rivers and lakes, he is determined to take it, after Qingfeng Village was destroyed, now only Heiyun Village is left, our security team, and you, it is estimated that he will soon attack you, therefore, the captain sent me to let you quickly evacuate the team and preserve your strength," Tang Dalong said, "If the evacuation is late, they come with cannons, and you don't have heavy weapons, how can you resist?" ”

"Brother Tang, you're right," Tian Xiaoting nodded and said, "Without further ado, I'll gather people, send some money to each of them, and then evacuate them." ”

"That's great!"

"Qi Bao Mountain!" Tian Xiaoting shouted.

"Yes."

"Just do what Brother Tang said, gather people immediately, and then disband them all." Tian Xiaoting said.

"Yes." Qi Baoshan agreed.

Tang Dalong came to find Li Erniang, Li Erniang was in the room to collect the soles of her shoes, when she heard that someone in the cottage was blowing an emergency assembly whistle, she didn't know what was going on, so she hurriedly dropped the shoes in her hand and came to find Tian Xiaoting.

"Is that you? What are you doing here? Li Erniang looked up and saw that it was none other than Tang Dalong, and she was ashamed.

"Yes, I'm here to see you, you see what good things I've brought you." As he spoke, Tang Dalong handed over the robe and rouge he had bought.

"What is this?"

"If you open it and take a look, you'll know."

"What's going on out there? Why whistle? ”

"Oh, it's nothing, they're just gathering and they're going to disband later."

"Why disband?"

Tang Dalong told her the reasons before and after and the task of coming to Tianjiazhai this time.

"So, didn't you come to see me?" Li Erniang asked.

"No, but, yes." Tang Dalong scratched his head and said.

When the dominatrix heard that it was not a big deal, she relieved herself, she took the gift that Tang Dalong gave her in her hand, smiled knowingly, and handed the shoes she had accepted to Tang Dalong, saying, "You can put them on and try them to see if they fit." ”

Then, Li Erniang closed the door and changed clothes in the room.

Tang Dalong was very excited, he didn't expect that the dominatrix would make shoes for him.

Tang Dalong waited at the door for a long time, and Li Erniang opened the door, only to see her put on a new robe, and asked Tang Dalong: "I haven't worn this thing since I'm so old, do you see that this robe still fits me?" What do you think? ”

Tang Dalong saw that the robe strangled the dominatrix's fat belly like a frog, and the fat on the back was squeezed together, and the buttons couldn't be buttoned, and the bottom was a big shorter, and he couldn't help but look embarrassed, wanting to be happy but not daring to be happy.

"You're really going to lose weight." Tang Dalong blurted out.

"It's obvious that your robe is small, and you blame me for being fat!" When the dominatrix heard this, she gave him a blank look, which frightened Tang Dalong and shrank his neck, he thought that this was already the biggest, but he didn't dare to stiffen his mouth.

Look at the face of the dominatrix again, it is coated with a thick layer of rouge, as if mud has been applied to the wall.

"Do you think I'm good-looking?" Dominatrix asked.

"Good-looking, good-looking." Tang Dalong said against his will.

In the afternoon, Tian Xiaoting, Tang Dalong and they had just disbanded all the people in the cottage, leaving only Qi Baoshan, Li Erniang and the four of them, at this moment, a cannon was suddenly heard, and the house on the left side of the council hall was blown up.

The crowd was taken aback.

"The people in Tianjiazhai, you listen to me, you have been surrounded, everyone put down their weapons, raise their hands and surrender, spare you from death, otherwise, I will open fire!" The one-eyed dragon stood high with a loudspeaker in his hand and shouted below.

"Look at me shooting him!" Li Erniang had already changed back into the clothes she usually wore at this time, and she had washed her face, she said, pulling out the pistol from behind and about to fire.

"Wait, don't shoot!" Tang Dalong grabbed her hand, stopped her, and whispered, "Everyone pay attention to concealment!" ”

The one-eyed dragon stood on a high place and shouted for a long time, seeing that there was no movement below, and then said: "Fire!" These people are all playing dead down there! I want to see where they can hide, even if I dig three feet into the ground, and I have to dig them all out for me. ”