That day, I finished watching the latest Eight Masters animation of Pokémon Journey: Defeat to Karuni in Shame, Chen Muqi's straight thumping table.

"Does this screenwriter understand Pokémon? What's going on with this? What? What are they? ”

So he couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his body, and incarnated as a yin and yang leader to record a ridiculous video of yin and yang in front of the computer and prepare to submit it.

In the video, he appeared in real person, and he output wildly in front of the analog interview microphone.

"You said this crossing, how many times has the lineup been changed? Have you changed it? Change the soup without changing the medicine! ”

"People have a reason to say that Crimson has a reason to say, what kind of opponent did I fight before? The Sakaki of the Earth, the artificial god Mewtwo! What are your current quartz champions losing? What do you want me to save? ”

"What level is Wataru playing against now? Can he beat the fairy queen Shanaiduo with those few dragon elves? You can't fight, you don't have that ability, you know how to fight! ”

At this time, there is also a simulated voice-over -

"On the other hand, the Quartz League was also the earliest alliance to prepare for the third Masters Championship."

Chen Mu clenched his fists and made a plea of forgiveness.

"Oh no, thank goodness! I have already said that he has not laid a good foundation for a champion like this, can you guarantee that he can win more crucial matches in the future, against Zhulan and Dandi? Be pragmatic, I advise you to restrain your attributes and understand the concept of elf battle first! ”

"The tyrannosaurus is fighting well, what are you doing with it? There is only such an elf in your lineup who can deal with Shanaiduo, you give it away, okay, the next three evil dragon white will be given, three evil dragon white will be given to Kuailong Bai, and then no elf will be sent, and you will use the extreme dragon to ride to fight the goblin, how do you tell me to explain? Face...... Don't even have a face! ”

At 11 o'clock in the evening, after recording the clip, hanging up the subtitles and submitting to Station B, Chen Mu decisively turned off the computer and went to sleep, and in his dream it was Shanaiduo who was pushing the dragon car with the "power of the moon".

As a result, when he woke up, Chen Mu was a little dumbfounded.

"Strange ceiling, where am I?"

Immediately afterwards, he saw a little brown fox-like dog walking gracefully past his bedside, and when he walked to the door, he did not forget to glance back at him, and his eyes were very humane, as if he was full of accusations against the shovel officer who slept until noon and did not get up to feed himself.

After despising him, the little animal even stood up, jumped up and pulled the doorknob to open the bedroom door, and the frightened Chen Mu jumped up from the bed on the spot.

"Damn?! What's the situation? Is our dog a sperm? Wrong! When did I get a dog? ”

As a result, there was another sound on the window sill on the side, as if something was knocking on the glass of his house, and Chen Mu was almost trembling again.

He lives on the 11th floor!

What's going to be outside this window?!

Fortunately, pulling the curtains made him breathe a sigh of relief.

It's a bird, not some supernatural thing.

It's just that this bird looks very wrong, not to mention the size of the thief, with a circle of headset-like communicators around its neck, and a large plastic bag in its mouth, which looks like a lunch box.

Chen Mu opened the window and looked at the big bird in a daze, recalling his shallow biological knowledge in his mind, and really couldn't remember what kind of beast it was.

It looks like a sentence, but this big one is enough to take home and raise enough for a few years?

As a result, after he was stunned for three seconds, the big bird tilted his head in confusion, and then a human voice came from the headset around his neck.

"Aren't you taking the meal, young man?"

"Clams?"

Chen Mu was stunned.

"Isn't that the takeout you ordered?"

"Uh, no, I didn't order takeout......"

Hearing this, the big bird straightened his neck to the side again, revealing a very humane expression of resentment.

There was also a grumble in the headset, "Damn! It's not the takeout you ordered, what window do you open! Bibi Bird, go around this building, go to another room on the same floor and ask. ”

The big bird flew away, leaving Chen Mu alone with the window open and messy in the wind.

After a second, he slammed the window shut, his heart pounding!

"Did the guy in the headset just now say Bibi Bird?! Is it the Bibi bird I'm familiar with?! It seems to be really similar! it! it! That's an elf! Pokémon! I crossed the ?!! ”

As a die-hard Pokémon fan who has been immersed in this series for more than ten years, Chen Mu has always looked forward to traveling to a world where elves really exist.

He has been dreaming this dream for many, many years, but he didn't expect it to come true when he graduated and matured and had given up.

Thinking about it along these lines, the dog-like spirit that just came out of the bedroom couldn't be Eevee, right?

Crossing into the elf world, there is also a cute little Eevee, this is the rhythm of changing the winner of life in seconds!

Hey, hey, hey, hey~

Just as he was immersed in the beautiful vision of the future, and his smile gradually became perverted, suddenly a bell interrupted his delusion.

At the bedside, he felt his mobile phone ringing, and it looked no different from before he crossed over.

The note displayed on the screen is "Dead friend Xiao Cai"

Before the crossing, he did have a small hair surnamed Cai, could it be a coincidence?

With the purpose of finding out, Chen Mu picked up the phone.

As a result, he didn't wait for him to open his mouth to test, and the greeting on the other end of the phone began like a cannon.

"Damn, wood, you're awesome! You know if you're on fire? I didn't even know you were so brave, how dare you drive! I, Cai Xu, would like to call you the strongest! ”

"Clams? What are you talking about? ”

Chen Mu was confused when he heard it.

"Don't you know? Just open the P station and see you, Xiong Di, you're on the home page~"

Chen Mu, who didn't know why, turned on the computer in the bedroom under the guidance of his friend's phone.

The original familiar B station has become P station, the full name of which is pickup pickup barrage network.

As soon as he opened Chen Mu, he noticed that his background private message was full, and it was displayed as 99+

And when I opened it, I understood the reason -

The video he submitted yesterday was on the homepage, and the number of views was almost tens of millions.

It's that-

"Okay, the next three evil dragons will be given in white, and the three evil dragons will be given to the fast dragon white, and then there will be no elves to send them, and they will use the extreme dragon to ride to fight the goblins, how do you explain it to me? Face...... Don't even have a face! ”

"Shhh

Chen Mu gasped, and at this time he already had a vague sense of foreboding.

Just before the phone hung up, he took the opportunity to ask: "Xiao Cai, let me ask, which alliance are we in now?" ”

"What's the stupid question? Quartz Alliance, of course. Oh, I see, are you planning to change your life in the alliance after you die? Ha ha! It's late, Xiongdi! My friend of Fangyuan is also watching this video in the morning, you are super hot now, a proper international superstar~"

“……”

Chen Mu silently hung up the phone and cut off the series of gloating laughter in the headset.

Sitting in front of the computer, he couldn't help but cross his fingers at his chin.

A little panicked, the problem seems to be a bit big......

Why did the video submitted last night also follow him?

Originally, he just wanted to complain about the next virtual character who was written by a stupid screenwriter, but now that it's good, he seems to have scolded the active champion of his own league.

And it's on fire! God is so angry!

Now what? Waiting online, it's urgent......