Chapter 17: Bananas are not tasty
"Almost!"
"It's just a little bit worse!"
Yang Ming was tired and paralyzed in a wheelchair...
Looking at the free fish in the river, Yang Ming's compassion began to flood, and he originally planned to give them a vivid food lesson.
I didn't expect to spend a lot of effort to avoid the potholes and ravines. The wheelchair was pushed to the river, and his hands were extended, but he couldn't even reach the gravel at his feet.
And three meters away, a group of fat crabs, holding their pincers high, dangled in front of Yang Ming's eyes with no one in their eyes, and spit fragrant from time to time!
Yang Ming was so hungry that he almost stood up, and smashed the wheelchair under his buttocks one hundred and eighty degrees and smashed it directly.
Half an hour later,
Xiao Cui pouted and walked back slowly carrying a large bunch of half-ripe green bananas.
Looking at the black banana stains on that cute little face, Yang Ming knew that this stupid girl hadn't heard her words clearly just now.
Anyway, the bananas he got back were not fully ripe, so Yang Ming changed his target to the big fish and crabs that tempted him for a long time.
"Xiao Cui, put down the banana first, quickly get some broken stones, and I'll teach you how to fish."
Xiao Cui opened her mouth wide, a little unbelieving her ears, this sun came out in the west today? The young master has to go out to fish in person?
The sullen Xiao Cui took a handful of broken stones and handed them to Yang Ming, and her mouth was still chirping, it was obvious that the stickiness of the banana stains was still very uncomfortable.
"Remember! Be serious in the future, listen to the words before acting, I don't know if I am sold stupidly! Be obedient, young master, I will bake a fish to reward you! β
As soon as she heard that there was grilled fish to eat, Xiaocui was in a much better mood. I'm also a lot more active at work, and I'm busy and I forget about stealing bananas just now.
Holding the broken stone and weighing it, Yang Ming also wanted to try what strength he could exert with this brocade and jade food physique after the success of the tribulation.
"Ho!"
Four stones the size of pigeon's eggs burst out of their hands at a time, shooting at the surface of the river at a swift speed like arrows, causing ripples.
Xiao Cui saw a twenty-centimeter-long fish floating up on its belly, so she clapped her hands happily and exclaimed:
"The young master is so good! Hit a fish! β
Yang Ming: ...
"Silly girl, you stand there dancing, the fish won't come up, why don't you hurry up and catch the fish, and then pick up some wood and prepare to make a fire!"
Xiao Cui was stunned!
pinching the corners of his clothes, he lowered his head, shook his head and said:
"Young master, I don't understand water, I'm afraid of water!"
Yang Ming slapped his forehead, the young Wu Zetian in history was so naΓ―ve, it is estimated that he made Xiaocui stupid...
Yang Ming's brother-in-law is the military department Shangshu Yingguo Gong Wushi Tong, and his sister is Li Yuanqinfeng's Rongguo wife Yang Peony, and Yang Ming is Wu Zetian's maternal uncle.
In the melee at the end of the Sui Dynasty, the Hongnong Yang clan and the Wu clan devoted all their strength to support Li Yuan's army. After Li Yuan ascended the throne, the rewards received by the Yang and Wu clans were also beyond imagination.
It's a pity that as soon as Li Shimin ascended the throne, Wu Shitong was deprived of the position of secretary of the military department and sent to Yuzhou to appoint the governor.
The Yang family and the Wu family, who were branded by Li Yuan, lived their lives in fear every day.
Xiao Wucao, who lost his father at a young age and suffered another blow in the clan, planted the seeds of revenge on the Li family since he was a child, and only then did Wu Zetian slaughter Li Shimin's descendants.
Yang Ming's brain was buzzing, and he pointed to the woods not far away and said to Xiao Cui:
"You can go over there and make a long branch, and the end of the tree is simply woven into a net pocket for fishing. Pick up some wood and come back, and I'll grill the fish later! β
At that time, the physics class was still not seriously studied, so now we have to re-examine the principle of refraction in water.
Yang Ming used four stones, which were shot out from different directions, and until now, he didn't know which stone hit the fish.
But now it's a good thing, there is still a lot of gravel left on the legs, and the fish are scared away.
In order to fill his stomach, Yang Ming turned his eyes to the big crabs who were still watching by the river...