12. Examinations

The recruitment exam has begun.

Today is Sunday, the students are on vacation, and the examination room is set up in the school's classroom, and the examiner has one table.

In the examination room, some were doing the questions seriously, some were thinking, and the school's teacher Chen was invigilating the exam, and she was walking back and forth in the classroom. Dong Datian was looking outside through the small glass window on the door.

Xiao Tiezhu took advantage of the invigilator to walk over, looked around at other people's answers, and couldn't see clearly, so he stood up and looked at the examiner in front of him, and his movements were clearly seen by Dong Datian outside. Dong Datian pushed the door and walked up to Xiao Tiezhu, and said solemnly: "Tiezhu! Look at other people's I'll pull you out! ”

Xiao Tiezhu blinked his eyes and said, "I, I didn't look at it." ”

Dong Datian said: "Are you still hard-mouthed? Mr. Chen, he's watched it several times, you keep an eye on him. ”

"Okay." Teacher Chen replied.

After Dong Datian left, Xiao Tiezhu muttered softly: "I won't do it." ”

The exam results were announced, and many people gathered around the list to laugh, point, and discuss.

Aunt Wang also squeezed in, and said with a smile: "The recruitment list was posted so quickly, who are they?" Seriously looking for Li Xiaoxia's name.

Xiao Zigui said: "Don't look at it, there is no Xiaoxia from you." ”

Second Aunt Wang said angrily: "I didn't see your iron pillar either." ”

"He is a donkey kicking when he sees a donkey, and a pig sees a pig stepping on it, how can there be an iron pillar in our house."

"What's going on?"

"Dong Datian is eyeing it, and he won't let him look at others during the exam."

"That's right, if your iron pillar can be admitted, then there will be no fairness."

"!" Xiao Zigui turned his head and left in a huff.

Xiao Zigui came to the village committee and met Li Minqiang at the door. Asked: "Minqiang, are you going out?" ”

Li Minqiang asked, "Uncle, do you have something?" ”

"Yes, I have a big business."

"Big deal! Then you say. ”

"Our family's iron pillar is wronged!"

"Your iron pillar violated the discipline of the examination room during the exam, and he only scored 36 points by looking around at other people's answers, what is wrong with this."

"I mean he was cheated by Mu Dianqing! What is the question that Mu Dianqing is betting on, he didn't bet on a single one, the iron pillar review is wrong, he has to be responsible! ”

"Then you go to Mu Dianqing!"

"No, that's not what I meant, I mean that there is a reason why Tiezhu didn't do well in the exam, can you give him another chance."

"You mean to let the iron pillar make up the exam?"

"Yes, he's done a lot of review."

"Then you go back and let him review the simple ones."

"You agree to let him take the retake?"

"I don't agree with him to make up the exam alone, if you don't take the exam, you have a chance, you go home quickly, let him review well, I'll go to the construction site."

"Hey."

Xiao Zigui returned home and told Tie Zhu what Li Minqiang agreed to take the make-up exam.

Xiao Tiezhu touched his brain and said, "Dad, I won't take the test." ”

"Why don't you take the test, take the test!" Xiao Zigui glared.

"I'm afraid it's no fun to take the test."

"Why is it no fun, the blind cat can still meet the dead mouse, and he must take the test."

"What else is the test!" Xiao Tiezhu had no confidence.

The make-up exam has begun, and the exam room is still in the classroom of the elementary school. Li Minqiang, Dong Datian, Principal Qi and Teacher Chen, who was invigilator, sat at the table in front of the examination room.

Principal Qi said: "Candidates, please ask Secretary Li to say a few words before the exam. ”

The room burst into applause.

Li Minqiang said: "I don't have much to say, I just hope you can do well in the exam, you didn't do well in the last exam, this doesn't mean that you don't have a level, it may be that you didn't play well." Everyone may have watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang still had a miscalculation, he lost the street pavilion; This Guan Gong's martial arts are high, and he also left Maicheng. Therefore, the village party branch decided to give you another chance, adopt the method of interview, and select a few more people. To tell you the truth, there are still five places left for recruitment. Whoever grabs the top five will be able to enter, so you can boldly go ahead and grab it, I'm done. ”

Principal Qi said: "Candidates, this time the exam questions, each candidate can touch which one to answer, touch which one to answer, all five questions are answered correctly is excellent, four questions are answered correctly is good, three questions are answered correctly is passed, and the rest are naturally failing." Now I declare the discipline of the examination room, and it is forbidden to talk to each other, and it is forbidden to make small gestures or hints. Of course, teleprompters are not allowed. If there is any violation, the examination qualification will be resolutely disqualified. Now the exam begins. The first is Li Xiaoxia. ”

Li Xiaoxia was shocked and asked, "I'm the first?" ”

Principal Qi said: "Yes, you are the first, come and touch the question." ”

Li Xiaoxia cautiously came to the table, took out a paper ball from a large glass jar, handed it to Principal Qi, and returned to its original position, waiting to ask questions.

Principal Qi opened the paper ball and said, "Please answer a historical question, who was the last emperor at the end of the Qing Dynasty and what was his name?" ”

Li Xiaoxia stared and pondered for a moment, thinking: Emperor? Isn't the emperor what people often call Qin Shi Huang, it's too simple, so he replied quite confidently: "Qin Shi Huang!" ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Li Xiaoxia said unconvinced: "What are you laughing at, isn't it Qin Shi Huang?" Qin Shi Huang is the emperor! ”

Principal Qi said: "You answered wrong, Qin Shi Huang was the emperor of the Qin Dynasty, and the emperor at the end of the Qing Dynasty was Xuantong, and the name Pu Yi was correct." ”

Everyone laughed again.

Li Minqiang said: "Don't just laugh, listening to the answer is also an opportunity to learn." ”

Li Xiaoxia pouted and said, "What kind of question is this, it's too weird and too difficult." ”

Principal Qi said: "I hope the next question is not difficult, please draw the question." ”

Li Xiaoxia stepped forward and found the second question and handed it to Principal Qi.

Principal Qi opened the paper ball and said, "Please explain the idiom and be confident." ”

Li Xiaoxia thought to herself, this question is simple, "chest" is the chest, so she replied very simply: "There is a mature bamboo in the chest." ”

Laughter again.

Principal Qi smiled and said, "It's a pity that you got it wrong again. You can answer this question and you have already made up your mind before doing anything. Please answer the third question and draw it. ”

Li Xiaoxia figured out the third question.

Principal Qi opened the paper ball and said, "This question is simple, please use 'Yes...... There is no 'making a sentence. ”

Li Xiaoxia whispered: "Yes, no" was thinking.

Xiao Tiezhu said loudly: "Money can make ghosts grind, and talking without money is like farting." ”

There was a lot of laughter in the exam room.

Li Xiaoxia said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, money can make ghosts grind, and talking without money is like farting." ”

Principal Qi said: "Someone mentioned the word, this question is not counted, and the answer is invalid." ”

Li Xiaoxia was anxious and said: "How can it be invalid, it's so easy to encounter simple questions, why is it invalid!" Besides, he was willing to mention it, and I didn't ask him to mention it. ”

Principal Qi leaned into Li Minqiang's ear, whispered and exchanged opinions: "Now I announce: Xiao Tiezhu violated the examination discipline and canceled his examination qualification. ”

Xiao Tiezhu stopped, stood up and said, "Hey, why! You are hurting people with hidden arrows! If you have discipline, why don't you say it sooner! ”

Dong Datian was anxious and said, "Why didn't you say it, Principal Qi said it at the beginning, didn't you hear it?" Stuffed with chicken feathers in your ears! ”

Xiao Tiezhu said unconvinced: "Your ears are stuffed with chicken feathers!" The secretary said, let me go forward and grab it, didn't I go forward to grab it! He turned his head to the group and asked, "Is it?" ”

Li Min said sharply: "Tiezhu, you are messing around, you go out!" ”

Xiao Tiezhu tilted his head and shouted, "Why? ”

Dong Datian stood up, pointed at Xiao Tiezhu angrily and said, "Tell you to go out!" ”

Xiao Tiezhu said: "I still have an exam. Xiao Tiezhu sat still, Dong Datian stepped forward to pull him out, Xiao Tiezhu shouted: "I answered one of the five questions, and there are four miles, why do you out, you are bullying!" ”

Dong Datian pulled Xiao Tiezhu out of the examination room.

Li Minqiang said: "Please be quiet, let's continue the exam." ”

Second Aunt Wang came to Dong Datian's house in a hurry, and when she entered the door, she said, "Caifeng, what can you do!" ”

Lin Caifeng asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's about Xiaoxia's exam, but I'm worried to death."

"What's the use of telling me about this?"

"The southeast wind, the northwest wind, not the wife's pillow wind. I'm asking you to blow the pillow wind on Daejeon, no matter what, we can't just watch Xiaoxia idle at home, right? ”

"I'll tell you the truth, I haven't blown the pillow wind in this field, and if I blow it again, it will blow the wind."

"Can't blow it?"

"Not really."

"Then it depends on whether you can blow your heart or not, the pillow is the hardest wind, if you can't blow here, you will blow it up and there, and sooner or later he will shake the mountains."

"It's useless to shake the ground and the mountains, you think, no matter how much you shake Datian, it's also the second-in-command, and it doesn't count if you say it! This matter, if Minqiang doesn't nod his head, no one can do anything. ”

"Look at what you said, if I can get the strong son to nod my head, what will I have to say to you!"

"Then don't bother with me, I have the final say, I'll let your Xiaoxia be the village secretary, okay?"

Second Aunt Wang waved her hand and said, "Okay, don't say it, it's useless to say something." He got up and walked away in a huff.

Aunt Wang was originally a face-loving person, and she couldn't take care of these things for her daughter Xiaoxia, she came to Li Minqiang's office in a panic, and said when she entered the room: "Qiangzi, I have something I want to tell you." ”

Li Minqiang stood up and asked, "What's the matter?" Second aunt, sit down and say. ”

Second Aunt Wang smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaoxia is really not angry, but I'm worried to death." Look, this make-up exam is also over, and it will be announced soon, I came to you with a cheeky face, I have been in our neighborhood for many years, and the relationship is very good, you can give me some face, Xiaoxia, this matter ......"

"Auntie, don't talk about it, it's not easy to do. I know you've always been nice to me and worried about my business, and I'll never forget that. Affection is reasonable, black and white should be clear. Xiaoxia's exam is too bad, what 'confident' is that there is a bamboo in her chest, and even resurrected Qin Shi Huang, who had been dead for more than 2,000 years, to become an emperor in the Qing Dynasty, isn't it a joke. I know you are a reasonable person, you say, if you let Xiaoxia put the people in front of you, will there be fairness in our Shagang Village! ”

Aunt Wang thought to herself, Xiaoxia seemed to be really out of play, and when she saw Dong Datian walking in, she said, "You guys talk, I won't bother, I'll go." Aunt Wang left disappointed.

Xiao Tiezhu lay on the kang dejectedly, Xiao Zigui walked up to him and said, "I heard that you let the family take it out of the examination room like a chicken?" Tiezhu covered his ears with his hands and twisted his head inward. Xiao Zigui said angrily, "It's really embarrassing for me, how are you like my son Xiao Zigui!" ”

Xiao Tiezhu sat up abruptly and said, "Li Minqiang, this kid is black on me, and I was destroyed in his hands." ”

Xiao Zigui said: "You can't pull and complain that the earth is not attractive!" The face is ugly and can't be mirrored, so you can do it! ”

Xiao Tiezhu lay on the kang again.

Two days later, the recruited workers gathered in the courtyard of the village committee, where they were to go to the county training center for on-the-job training.

Xiao Minghui, who won the first place in the exam, stood in front of the crowd and said: "Don't talk in the back, stand up, now we ask the village leaders to give you a lecture." ”

Everyone applauded.

Li Minqiang smiled and said, "Uncle Datian, say a few words." ”

"Then I'll talk about it......" Dong Datian happily walked to the front of the team and said: "I don't have anything to say, I just hope that you will go out and learn your skills well, and the villagers are staring at you and looking forward to your success." Get in the car! ”

Xiao Minghui waved his hand and said, "Everyone follow and get into the car in order." ”

The relatives who saw them off outside the car waved and instructed:

"Study hard, don't worry about your family!"

"Call if you have something!"

"Take care of yourself!"

The car beckoned to each other inside and outside, full of laughter.