The assistant had a cold face, and really wanted to kill his own president.

Family members, you say that it affects the company's image, isn't this pure nonsense?

Li Shiyan also knew that his plan was wrong, so he opened his mouth and ordered: "If you can do it, double your salary, and if you can't do it, you will roll up and leave!" ”

"Double the salary?" The assistant frowned and raised two fingers on the spot.

At this time, Li Shiyan didn't raise his eyelids, and asked untiredly, "What?" Do you think it is less? ”

The assistant stomped his feet, instantly exploded, and replied in embarrassment: "No, Mr. Li, why are you giving people so much money, and you don't give it to me, it's true." ”

"And you're suddenly so interested in Whale Xiaoxiao, aren't you still thinking about sending her to an insane asylum?"

It is true that I can't understand Li Shiyan's confused behavior.

The sound coming from the soundpiece in the mobile phone made him curious, and he took a closer look, only to see that the man was watching the whale Xiaoxiao chasing the sea on his mobile phone.

Hearing this, Li Shiyan pulled the corners of his mouth, raised his eyes and killed him: "Then you also have to have a grandfather who knows how to touch porcelain." ”

"Why don't you go yet?!"

"Yes, got it."

The assistant walked out aggrievedly, thinking stupidly that he would definitely make a phone call to his grandfather later, let him touch porcelain in the program group, and then threaten Li Shiyan to pay several times more by the way.

After thinking about it, why do you have to ask for a triple salary, right?

Otherwise, it will be lower than Xiao Li.

Thinking of so many years before and after the saddle, I didn't expect that I couldn't compare to someone else's foreign affairs.

went out with a cold face, and the assistant then went down to talk to Xiao Li about it.

And the old fisherman was still lying on the ground and could not get up.

There were three more entries on the hot search list on the Internet in an instant.

#老渔民的碰瓷#

#赶海的无语事件#

At this time, domestic experts Weibo also went directly to the scene and posted a blog post on how to look at the aging of today's society.

There is a point of view in it, and the analysis of the old man who touches porcelain is mentioned.

And Director Zhang glanced at his mobile phone, and saw that the heat of the hot search was rising, and he suddenly felt bad, so he rushed to their side to persuade them.

"Old man, how much compensation do you think you want!?"

Hearing this, the old fisherman instantly gained confidence and confidently stretched out five fingers: "Fifty thousand!" ”

"Otherwise, I won't get up."

"You're going to see what to do, right?"

After saying that, he lay flat again.

Director Zhang is difficult, how can anyone want so much.

And as soon as the show started, he encountered financial expenses, which is really not a happy thing for him.

When the old fisherman was lying down and asking for money, the mobile phone in the basket rang.

The old fisherman found his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was his grandson, he pressed the answer button.

"Hey, grandson, is there anything to find your grandfather?"

On the other end of the phone was Xiao Li's scolding.

Xiao Li bitterly persuaded the old fisherman that as long as he could not touch the porcelain, the president of their company would double his salary.

Hearing this, the old fisherman replied impatiently: "Do you have my share? Add it to you or not me? It really is! ”

Li Shiyan happened to see the live broadcast, and after catching a glimpse of the assistant coming in, he increased his chips: "Give this old man another 50,000 yuan." ”

The assistant was deflated, stretched out five fingers, and leaned in front of Li Shiyan: "Mr. Li, are you serious?" Do you really want to give another 50,000 yuan? ”

Li Shiyan glanced at him coldly: Do you want me to repeat it?

Then the assistant ran out in disgrace.

After discussing with others, the assistant immediately used his mobile phone to go to the orange software and searched for the keywords of how to touch porcelain.

Out of the two links with the most monthly sales.

The first link is the collection of novels "Don't Touch Porcelain"

The second link is a collection of psychology anthologies, "How to Deal with Villains".

The others are more or less swearing......

The assistant quit the software again with grievances.

……

On the beach, the old fisherman got up from the ground after receiving the account. Leave with your burden.

Unexpectedly, the program team was unsuccessful in touching porcelain, and it also touched porcelain to the CEO of another company.

He also gave his grandson a raise.

It's a win-win.

Just when he wanted to go home to celebrate, the whale grabbed him.

Pulling the horns of his clothes, the whale asked suspiciously, "Old man, why did you leave?" Haven't we negotiated compensation yet? ”

The old fisherman turned his head, and a row of old cigarette teeth appeared in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Girl, can't I not want money?" ”

The whale is not happy in an instant, how can anyone touch the porcelain and touch half of it without money?

There's definitely a blast here!

Holding his hand and not letting him go.

Director Zhang just discussed it with the program team and thought that more things are better than less.

Walking over, Director Zhang asked, "Old man, what are you doing?" Aren't you still satisfied with 50,000 yuan? ”

"No, I don't need any money, I'm going home."

Director Zhang and Whale Xiaoxiao had an idea, they were afraid that there would be another disaster, and it would not be possible to solve it with 50,000 yuan at that time.

"If you don't agree, you can't go."

The old fisherman complained bitterly, and the boss of his grandson asked him not to reveal himself.

Do you still have to tell them that you took 50,000 yuan?

The other three also felt that there was bound to be a fraud.

Qin Haotian: "If you think it's less, we can still discuss." ”

Skye: "What are you discussing?" Don't we all have no money? So who pays for it? “

Hearing this, Wang Yangming pointed at Director Zhang.

Director Zhang choked suddenly, and his face was as ugly as eating.

The old fisherman struggled and waved his hand: "I really don't want money, you see I'm really not sick now, right?" ”

"What do you mean by mending your ways?" The whale thought for a moment.

When the old fisherman saw that someone understood him, he pointed to the whale and said: "Yes, yes, that's it, yes, yes, yes, this little girl is reasonable, I just changed my ways, and I don't want you to compensate." ”

"In that case, you go with us to the police station and write a letter of repentance."

"By the way, take pictures to prove that you are touching us, not smearing us, so that our show can continue to be broadcast later."

Director Zhang said his thoughts, after all, this situation is not unprecedented.

Previously, a top performer suffered a cardiac arrest when he was doing a show on the wine bottle station, and the rescue was ineffective and died, and since then the TV station has been infamous.

Every time that celebrity dies, the TV station's Weibo will receive a lot of scolding.

After all, it was someone's fault, but now the old fisherman doesn't want money when he touches porcelain, and he suspects that he is getting his own family, so he made this decision.

Hearing that he was going to the police station, the old fisherman panicked instantly, and his hand holding the burden tightened.

"Are you really going?"

But Li Shiyan's instructions were to do whatever was requested here.

If you want to get yourself to the police station now, isn't that ......

The old fisherman's feet were already shaking, and he pretended to cover his legs and pretend to be in pain on the spot.

"Oops, I guess I can't go, my leg may have hurt."

In the live broadcast room, when I saw the old fisherman like this, I swiped the comments again.

"Why do you see why this old fisherman suddenly stopped touching porcelain?"

"I guess I know that I'm doing a show, didn't I call just now? must have been scolded by his family. ”

"Just this kind of old man, who wants to be a family with him, they will die of shame."

……

Qin Haotian bent down and touched his leg and asked, "Where does it hurt?" Is it here? ”

The old fisherman nodded: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

"Don't worry, we can drive over."