260, Thieves and Liars [2/2]

Chen Yuanyuan returned to the hut in the backyard, and the ugly maid was suddenly startled, and said in a low voice: "Pavilion master...... How did you get back?"

"We were fooled, the transfer treasure that Zhu Yun gave me is a fake...... I had no choice but to come back to him again-" Chen Yuanyuan said indignantly: "How can this be reasonable, dare to lie to me, I have to give him some power." ”

"Uh...... Pavilion Master, we are assassins, we always live in deception and deceit, it is very common to be deceived and deceived others, you have been deceived before, you will not be so angry!" the ugly maid said in a low voice.

"Huh?" Chen Yuanyuan was shocked in her heart, yes, since her debut, she has been deceived countless times, and with her ingenuity, she has seen through many lies, and some can't see through them, she won't be angry, she will only learn a lesson and analyze calmly, so as not to fall in the same place next time. Over the years, she has never been angry at lies and deception, because lies and deception are a normal state for her, a part of life. If you deceive someone, you don't need to be complacent. If you are deceived, you don't need to be angry, just deal with it indifferently.

Now, she is actually angry because she was deceived, which is not in line with her attitude towards the world at all.

She examined her heart carefully, and a terrifying thought suddenly rose: she could be deceived by anyone, and she would not be angry, but she just couldn't be deceived by Zhu Yun! If he deceived her, she would be very angry.

The thought made her feel terrified, scared, anxious.

That night, there were thick clouds in the sky that obscured the moon, and I couldn't see my fingers.

Yi Yun went to bed under Ling Yun'er's service, and after Ling Yun'er served him to sleep, he retreated to the outhouse and slept on the small bed used by the maidservant. Iyun yawned twice and was about to close his eyes.

Suddenly, he felt a chill in his neck, as if a dagger was on his neck, pressing against his throat......

"How dare you lie to me!" said the hoarse voice of the Grim Reaper's sister.

"I'm dizzy, you ran to a man's bed in the middle of the night, did you do this?" said Yi Yun unhappily.

"Don't talk nonsense...... "The Grim Reaper girl said fiercely, "You actually lied to me and gave me a fake job transfer treasure! Today I will come to you to ask for an explanation." To read the latest chapters of this book, please go to Baidu search: Novel Network"

"Huh, Girl Death, you're not right to say that. Yi Yunyi said solemnly: "That thing was obviously stolen by you, how can you call it a fake for you? You want to steal a fake yourself, you deserve it, I still have to ask you, where did you steal my transformation toy?"

"What about before I stole it?" Chen Yuanyuan said angrily, "You used that thing to sign a contract with me, and you almost killed me for a rag." ”

"You can't blame me for this! This toy is tattered in your eyes, but it is worth a billion taels in my eyes. Yi Yun smiled: "You can't save me anyway, no matter if this thing is worth it or not, you have to get a refund." Instead, I used all my strength to save you from danger, and I was asked for this toy as the reward...... You see, this shows that I recognize that it is worth a billion taels, otherwise I would not have used this thing as a condition to save you. ”

"You...... You're a big liar!" Chen Yuanyuan was furious.

"I'm a liar, you're a thief, well, we're not much closer. Yi Yun grinned and said, "The thief stole the props used by the liar to deceive people, this is the biggest tragedy in the world, okay...... Don't use a knife to me, you won't kill me. ”

Chen Yuanyuan said indignantly: "I will kill you, I will kill you immediately, one knife at a time, and cut you to pieces." ”

"Cut! Are you stupid to me?" Yi Yun laughed: "When a woman says this kind of thing to a man, it means that she is in love with this man, and she can't kill him, and you still want to take the secret of the transfer treasure from me, how can you kill me? Quick, listen to me, put the knife down and ......"...,

Chen Yuanyuan's hands stiffened, and his heart was blocked...... Fall in love with him, isn't it?! The dagger in her hand literally left Eyun's throat and was withdrawn into her arms.

Yi Yun felt the dagger leave his neck, and although he couldn't see where the Death Girl was, he could roughly guess that it was next to his bed, so he reached out and fished it out...... Chen Yuanyuan didn't hide, he was caught in the crook of his arm.

"Wow, ah, holding an invisible beauty, this is not interesting. Yi Yun's hand moved, and he could feel the soft skin of the Death Girl, but he couldn't see her, this feeling was very mysterious.

"Let go of me, or I'll cut off your hand!" said the Grim Reaper girl fiercely.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, haven't we tried it in a tornado? Yi Yun dragged her into her back socket with a hard arm, and the two of them lay side by side.

"Be my woman, so you can enjoy the treasure of job transfer!" Yi Yun said with a wicked smile, "I can let my family change jobs at will, you must know this." ”

"Don't!" the Grim Reaper girl said seriously, "I want to transfer to a treasure, but I don't want you." ”

"And you're coming to my bed?"

"You pulled it, not me who came up by myself, if you dare to make further moves, I will beat you with the boss's ear bracket. ”

Yi Yun was startled, if she said that she wanted to kill him, Yi Yun didn't believe it, she definitely touched it, but she said that she was going to hit him with an ear brace, this Yi Yun believed it...... A dignified man, who was beaten by a woman, will not be able to be a man, and it seems that he must be stable.

Yi Yun took back the hand that was stretched out to her thigh, and said depressedly: "Okay, let's stop arguing, after all, we are companions of life and death, I don't treat you as an outsider now, and you don't always talk to me about treasures, let's talk about feelings, talk about life, do something love, how good." ”

"I'm too busy to flirt with men. The Grim Reaper girl lowered her voice and said: "Hurry up and give me the treasure, you can open conditions, our Sanjiang Pavilion, anything can be traded, as long as you make a bid, you can negotiate...... If you can't make a bid, I'll continue to think about stealing!"

"You said it yourself, right?" Yi Yun sneered: "You show your form and play with me, and I will give you the treasure." He knew that the Grim Reaper girl would definitely not agree, so he was talking nonsense.

Sure enough, the Grim Reaper girl said slightly angrily: "Do you only have this thing in your head?" My life can be traded, but only chastity can never be traded, this is the minimum self-esteem of a woman, you have other conditions." ”

"I don't want anything else, I want you. "Iyun Sarai.

"I can trade everything else, but my body. Girl Death insisted.

"A billion taels! A billion taels of a body, this is a lot of hair. "Yi Yun is good at it. A copper plate in the country of Da Meng can buy a baked cake, a thousand copper plates are equal to a tael of silver, that is to say, a tael of silver can buy a thousand baked cakes, if you use the value of later generations to calculate, a thousand baked cakes is a thousand yuan soft sister coins. If calculated in this way, one billion taels of silver is one billion and one thousand yuan, which is equivalent to one trillion soft sister coins.

If in the next life, you ask a woman, do you want to sleep for a trillion soft girl coins all night...... Cough...... Most people aren't stupid enough not to do it. Don't talk about eighteen looks, it's okay if you don't treat her as a human being. Of course, there may be a small number of women who hesitate and eventually refuse.

But the Grim Reaper girl didn't even hesitate, and said in an instant: "Don't say one billion taels, even if it's one hundred billion taels of silver, I won't sell myself." ”

"Wow, what a good woman. Yi Yunqi said: "In my previous cartoons and TV series, female assassins would often use their bodies as weapons, trick men into bed to do that kind of thing, and assassinate men at critical times...... You Sanjiang Pavilion don't play this?"...,

"We don't do this kind of obscene thing. Chen Yuanyuan said very seriously: "I can exchange it in the form of a transaction contract, I can cheat, I can steal, I can rob, I can fight hard...... The only thing is that I don't exchange my body. Don't talk nonsense, hand over the treasure of the transfer, or I will haunt you to death. ”

"I won't give it to you! You have the ability to pester me. Iyun continued to play tricks.

The two stared at each other in the bed for a while, and neither could overwhelm the other.

Chen Yuanyuan sighed in her heart, with her grasp of people's hearts, she could see that Zhu Yun was not afraid of her at all, and she was sure that she would not kill him, so she was so fearless, and there was no point in stalemate any longer, let's retreat today. It seems that the identity of the Death Girl will not be able to take any advantage in front of Zhu Yun in the future, so it is better to use the identity of Chen Yuanyuan and work hard.

She jumped out of Ewan's bed, intending to leave.

Yi Yun grinned and said: "Sister Death, come back tomorrow night, there is an invisible woman squeezed in the bed, I really like this feeling, you will come and quarrel with me every night in the future." ”

Chen Yuanyuan stood in the middle of the room crying and laughing, and said in a low voice: "Anyway, if you don't give me the treasure of transfer, I won't come out to see you in the future, and I won't talk to you, we will ...... indefinitely."

After that, the room fell silent, and no sound could be heard. Yi Yun didn't know if the Grim Reaper girl was gone, only that whether she left or not, she wouldn't come out to talk again.

"Well, this kind of woman who comes and goes without a trace is really in trouble!" Yi Yun turned over and sat up from the bed, picked up a yellow talisman paper on the side of the bed, bit his finger, and quickly drew a symbol on it, which was a manifestation spell.

He was about to put the spell in his arms and use it against the elusive girl of death, when he suddenly ...... As soon as he let go of his hand, the rune paper that had just been drawn was actually snatched away by someone's hand, and he didn't even have time to react, it turned out that the Grim Reaper girl was still staying by his side, and when he saw him draw a manifestation spell, he snatched it.

"Hey, I said you're too much of a woman!" Yi Yun said unhappily: "Ya, the manifestation charm doesn't need money, this is painted with my blood, it's valuable, how can you snatch it casually, give it back to me." ”

The room was empty, and the Grim Reaper stopped talking, putting on a posture of exhausting himself to the end.

"Neurotic, brother sleeps, ignore you. Iyun pulled the quilt and slept with his head covered.