Chapter 47: Pretending to be a ghost, fighting in the cemetery
Just as the rainbow cat and the black tiger were fighting, the purple rabbit on the other side suddenly felt weak and dizzy.
Sally asked with concern, "Purple Rabbit, what's wrong with you?" ”
Zitu gasped and said, "I'm fine, you guys go to find the Ben Thunder Sword Master." ”
Seeing a broken temple in front of him, he said, "There is a broken temple in front, let's go there to dispel poison for you, let's go!" ”
The four of them walked into the broken temple, teased and fed the purple rabbit to take Ruyisan, administered acupuncture, and then began to work together with Sally and Niu Whirlwind to dispel the poison for the purple rabbit.
Half an hour later, the purple rabbit's miasma disappeared, his face returned to ruddy, and his breath stabilized. Tease asked, "Purple rabbit, the miasma has been removed, how do you feel?" ”
Zitu said: "It's much better, thank you Divine Doctor!" ”
Teasingly: "Responsibility, why do you have to do this?" ”
Niu Whirlwind said: "Since the poisonous wound of the Purple Rabbit Lady has been removed, let's set off quickly!" ”
The four of them were about to leave the temple, and Sari, who had the deepest skills, suddenly heard a sound of footsteps outside the temple, and the footsteps splashed in the rain, and they were quickly approaching the broken temple. Saridai frowned slightly, stopped everyone's footsteps, and said:
"Wait! If someone outside the temple approaches here, hide it first! ”
The four of them hurriedly hid behind the statue of the mountain god. After a while, a voice came from outside the temple: "Hall master! There is a ruined temple in front, let's go in and take shelter from the rain! ”
Immediately afterward, the crowd heard more than a dozen footsteps approaching, one in front and thirteen behind. Sally felt that the person at the head was the strongest, and although the thirteen in the back were inferior, they were all characters like grandmasters in the martial arts, and her heart was shocked.
Fourteen people walked to the gate of the ruined temple, and one of them said, "Leave a few to guard outside!" "This voice is clearly the main pig of the four halls of the Demon Sect! Do you run to them......
Tease, Purple Rabbit and Ox Whirlwind all looked worried, and Sally said in a heartfelt voice: "Silence! We may hear something from the mouth of the pig without commandment. ”
"! Why does this rainy season never end? Zhu Wujie looked at his soaked clothes and scolded.
"Hall Master!" A thirteenth Taibao asked, "This sixth sister-in-law of Happy Lin can't be lying to us, right?" ”
The four of Sally were shocked when they heard this, and said in a teasing voice: "Happy forest? Isn't this Daben's home? ”
Sally said in her heart: "They should have been to the Happy Forest, but it seems that they did not besiege Daben, but left the Happy Forest, there must be something strange in it!" ”
Another Taibao brought a worn-out chair, wiped off the dust, and asked Zhu Wujie to sit down. Zhu Wujie unbuttoned his shirt, handed it to a Taibao, and said conceitedly: "How can I be so easy to deceive?" Besides, with her being a woman, she dares to tease me? ”
Seeing this, Taibao had no choice but to say, "What the hall master said is true! ”
Zhu Wujie swore and said: "The Lord of the Ben Thunder Sword does not want to escape from the palm of my Zhu Wujie!" ”
Sally once again said in her heart: "Zhu Wujie is looking for the Benlei Sword Master, and it seems that he has some clues, we have to try to get out!" ”
After thinking for a while, he took out another Ruyi Powder from his arms, pinched the pill into powder under the suspicious gaze of the three people, quietly poked his head out, and gently blew out the red powder while the pig was taking a nap.
Seeing that Zhu Wujie and his party inhaled Ruyisan into their noses, they laughed teasingly: "Next, look at me!" ”
I saw that Tease coughed in a low voice, cleared his throat, pinched his nose, made his voice calm and leisurely, and said:
"Pigs have no ring!"
The sudden sound woke up Zhu Wujie, only to see him jump up and shout: "Who!? ”
teasing: "I am the god of the mountains here!" ”
"Mountain gods? Hugh is going to be a ghost! Zhu Wujie recognized that the sound was coming from the direction of the idol, and the dancing meteor hammer smashed the head of the mountain idol.
Tease pretended to be angry and said: "If you dare to offend the gods, look at your palms!" ”
Zhu Wujie and a few Taibao looked down, only to see that their palms had been flooded with black gas at some point, and they were puzzled for a while: "What's going on?" ”
Teasingly: "This is the karma of offending the gods!" ”
"Huh?"
Although I don't know if what the "mountain god" said is true or false, but for the sake of his own life, Zhu Wujie would rather believe it, and hurriedly pulled his subordinates to kneel down together, pleading:
"Lord Mountain God, the little one has inadvertently offended the gods. Please forgive me for my ignorance and give me an antidote! ”
"Answer me truthfully, and I'll give it to you!"
Zhu Wujie swore solemnly: "The gods just ask, the little one will know everything, and the words are endless!" ”
The few people behind the idol almost couldn't hold back their laughter, so they had to pinch their noses and try their best to endure it. The teasing face was also grinning, and he still said in a stern tone:
"Good! Then I ask you, why did you come to my temple? ”
Zhu Wujie was afraid that this great god could see if he was lying, and he didn't dare to hide it, so he kowtowed while repaying the truth: "I was going to the cemetery to find the master of the Benlei Sword, passing by your temple to avoid the rain, I unintentionally offended the gods, please forgive the gods!" ”
Sally showed a look of surprise on her face, and said secretly: "According to our prior guess, Da Ben is the heir of Ben Thunder Sword, and this sixth sister-in-law is Da Ben's adoptive mother without accident. ”
teased but suddenly said to Sally, Purple Rabbit, and Niu Whirlwind: "Sally, Purple Rabbit, Niu Whirlwind, you have to avoid it." ”
The three of them turned around, teased and took out a pottery bowl, chuckled sinisterly, and said secretly: "Look at how I fix you!" Then he began to solve the problem in the bowl.
The urine quickly filled the bowl, teasing it up, seeing that Zhu Wujie and the others were still kowtowing, he quietly walked to the statue, placed the bowl on the incense platform, and finally hid it back, saying:
"Since it was an unintentional offense, let's take the antidote on the incense table!"
Zhu Wujie and the Taibao hugged each other, competing for this bowl of "antidote", and laughed secretly: "You robbed the urine of the poor road so happily, this is really flattering!" ”
Everyone grabbed it for a while, and a Taibao suddenly shouted happily: "I grabbed it!" I got it! ”
"Humph! Dare to rob me? Zhu Wujie glared at the Taibao angrily, stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it!" ”
Taibao hesitated for a while, but reluctantly handed the "antidote" to Zhu Wujie. Zhu Wujie just stepped forward, only to feel that the taste of the "antidote" was a little big, pinched his nose and drank most of it, and finally had a burp, looked at the palm of his hand, only to see the black gas in the palm of his hand fade, and said with a smile:
"Hahahahaha! It's finally good! ”
Not long after, the Thirteenth Taibao also scrambled to drink some "antidote", but Zhu Wujie suddenly came back to his senses and wondered: "Huh? Why does this medicine smell like urine? ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" The four of them laughed and said, "It's urine, how can there be no smell of urine?" ”
Zhu Wujie and his party heard this, but felt a surge in his abdomen, and vomited. The four of them took the opportunity to break through the roof of the small temple and left, Zhu Wujie chased after him in a hurry, but the teasing and others had disappeared, and Zhu Wujie was afraid that the matter of chasing and killing the master of the Ben Lei Sword would be revealed, so he hurriedly collected his troops and turned his head and rushed to the cemetery.
Hiding in the tree, he pondered for a while, and said: "Sally, our soldiers are divided into two ways, you and Zitu and Brother Niu go to the Happy Forest to meet and run, and I will go to cure the pig without ring!" ”
Sally said: "It's about the safety of the Ben Thunder Sword Master, the Thirteen Taibao is not easy to deal with, it's better for me to go, the three of you should go and meet Daben!" ”
"Good!"
Sally quietly followed the pig without rings, and after a while, she had come to a place where stone carvings were dense, thunder and lightning were combined, the center of this place was a marble platform, in front of the high platform was a marble step, and at the end of the middle of the platform was a mighty seat, and on both sides of the stone steps were displayed various stone carvings such as stone lions, stone tigers, and soldiers and horses. Looking up, I saw that a big stone on the high place was impressively engraved with two italic characters of "mausoleum".
I saw that Zhu Wujie raised his hand and waved, and the thirteen Taibao lined up and stopped.
"The Demon Cult is finally here!"
Sally followed the sound and saw that a masked man had arrived at some point. The masked man sat on a stone chair, his voice cold, and he looked like he was on top.
"Presumably, Your Excellency is the Fifth Sword Running Thunder Sword Master, right? As soon as I come to the pig without ring, your nightmare begins! Zhu Wujie danced the meteor hammer and smiled.
The masked man said calmly: "In that case, I will bury you here, and I will never fear the unjust souls of my defeated generals!" ”
Zhu Wujie looked up to the sky and smiled, and said, "Unexpectedly, there are still arrogant people like you among the Seven Heroes!" Brothers, come on! These thirteen Taibao are the retinue of Hei Xiaohu, and he doesn't dare to call them "little ones".
At the sound of an order, the Thirteen Taibao, who were ready to go, rushed up the stone steps and rushed towards the masked man.
The masked man remained silent, and when the Taibao rushed halfway, he waved his hand and pressed the armrest of the faucet on the stone chair. The mechanism was touched, and countless arrows spit out from the stone lion's mouth, directly taking the first few Taibao.
The Taibao swung their swords to block, and they were also wearing gold armor, but they didn't suffer any damage, but the arrows were too dense, and they were a little out of breath.
Seeing that one of them intended to retreat, the pig shouted without a command: "Don't retreat!" Above! ”
The Taibao advanced in the rain of arrows, and the masked man changed his tactics, threw out a few wine glasses, and hit the knees, necks, arms and even eyes that the golden armor could not cover on the Taibao's body, and the eyes of the last man in the queue were hit by two wine glasses, and he was blind and howling miserably for a while.
"Useless stuff!"
Zhu Wujie scolded, stepped forward to take a wine glass, and crushed it.
The masked man grasped the overall situation, and said calmly: "If you are brave enough, come up and have a drink with the main palace!" ”
Zhu Wujie listened to the masked man's voice as a woman, and said with a smile: "Drink with the beauty, the old pig also has this intention!" As he spoke, he rose into the air and threw three butterfly darts in front of him, followed closely behind him.
"Shameless!"
The masked man threw three wine glasses to block it, and with a few clanging sounds, the wine glasses shattered and the butterfly dart fell to the ground weightlessly, and Zhu Wujie had taken the opportunity to come to the high platform.
The masked man was secretly surprised: "What a cunning veteran! At the same time, he slapped the armrest with his right palm and shouted: "Look at the seat! ”
With that, the two back-to-back stone chairs suddenly came towards the pig in the middle. Zhu Wujie jumped up on the back of the chair. The masked man frowned and said, "Why don't you sit down?" ”
As he spoke, he threw out his glass and flask. Zhu Wujie's left arm has been lost, his right arm took the wine jug, threw it into the air, the wine poured into his mouth by himself, and he was busy taking the wine glass in his hand, stacking it high, and said with a smile:
"You're too polite!"
Zhu Wujie drank it all, crushed the wine glass in his hand, and said with a smile: "Look what other carving insect tricks you have?" Brothers! Above! ”
"The Tiger Stool has been waiting for a long time!"
The masked man threw out two more wine glasses and attacked the pig's undisciplined vital point. Zhu Wujie avoided sideways, but he didn't prevent his feet from slipping, and sat on a chair, and the masked man took the opportunity to slap on the right armrest again, activating the mechanism of Zhu Wujie's seat.
At this time, suddenly a person rushed forward and pushed Zhu Wujie away, and instead of Zhu Wujie, he accepted the mechanism of the tiger chair, but saw that his arms, legs, and neck were all locked, and they were tighter and tighter, this person was the blind Taibao!
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