Chapter 13: Shifting Contradictions (Asking for Collections, Asking for Recommendation Votes)

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the sky was just dawning.

He Yuzhu was dragged out of the warm quilt by the three brothers and sisters of the stick terrier, a burst of cold air came to his face, freezing stupidly a spirit, the stove fire was extinguished last night, and now the house is colder than the outside, only the quilt can still give a trace of warmth.

"What? I also let people not sleep. ”

"Silly uncle, didn't you say yesterday that you would ignore you on the Chinese New Year's Eve and kill you on the first day of the new year, we all memorized the words and waited for you" the stick terrier shouted.

The stupid pillar suddenly sobered up and bounced on the spot: "Yes! Now that the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve has passed, what three masters, Xu Damao, let's calculate the general account well! ”

He Yuzhu got up from the quilt with great perseverance, got dressed against the biting cold, and followed behind him sneakily.

The first goal is to take care of the sworn enemy who made him lose face last night, the three masters have to stand aside, I saw He Yuzhu take out an iron piece from his pocket and cut the latch in front of the main entrance, but found that the door was not locked, better, just what I wanted.

With his order, three small loaches came in like ducks, knocked on the bowl with chopsticks and knelt on the ground and sang.

"Uncle Da Mao, Uncle Da Mao, the Spring Festival has come! Give a little pressure to live together! ”

"One piece is less, two pieces are less, and three pieces and four pieces are just right. If you don't give it, I don't want it, you won't be able to hold the doll! ”

He Yuzhu, who was leaning out of the window, laughed like a mouse that had fallen into a rice bowl, and was secretly proud in his heart, I am really a genius!

"Silly pillar, what are you laughing at?" Suddenly, a voice sounded next to him.

"Go ahead, buddy, I'm a whole person!"

"Who's going to be early in the morning?"

"Who else could there be, Xu Damao...... Forehead?? ”

He Yuzhu laughed for a long time, and suddenly felt that this voice was a little familiar, and when he looked back, he saw Xu Damao standing in front of him all the time, with hot air rising from his forehead, as if he had just returned from morning exercise.

"Why are you here?" Silly Zhu's eyes widened.

Xu Damao said calmly: "I still have to ask you, why are you standing at my door early in the morning, oh yes, you seem to be going to take care of our whole hospital for a month, what, help me clean the door of the house?" ”

At the mention of this, He Yuzhu's face darkened.

He was depressed in his heart, did he go out and didn't look at the yellow calendar in the past two days, how did he go unlucky one after another, he used to ride on Xu Damao's head and crush it in various ways, but he was played by Xu Damao in the past two days.

At this time, the three little ones in the house also found that there was no one in the house, so they rushed out, looked at Xu Damao, and then looked at the stupid pillar, and didn't know what to do for a while.

He Yuzhu hurriedly gave the stick terrier a look, and the stick terrier immediately understood, pulled the two sisters to kowtow, and was about to knock on the chopsticks to open the lyrics, Xu Damao interrupted lightly: "No need to sing, I'm an uncle, and I can't say anything on the first day of the new year." ”

So good?

The stick terrier raised his eyebrows, and the stupid pillar also showed a smug look on his face, and said in his heart, Xu Damao let you be like a ghost, and you have to drink my foot washing water, see that you don't lose three or four yuan.

"But our courtyard is about new people, new things and new looks, and I also have to ask for the children's advice, isn't it, stick terrier, do you brothers and sisters want to press the New Year's money, or the White Rabbit toffee?" Xu Damao asked democratically while taking out a handful of White Rabbit toffee from his arms.

Almost at the same time, the stick terrier, Xiaodang, and Huaihua swallowed their saliva, and looked at the toffee in Xu Damao's hand with a blank eye, unable to take their eyes off it.

"Xiao Dang wants toffee!"

"Sugar! Huaihua has never eaten toffee in her life! ”

Xiao Danghuahua shouted on the spot, and the stick terrier struggled in his heart, and finally reason prevailed: "I want money......"

"The minority obeys the majority! That's toffee! Xu Damao ignored the weak voice of the stick terrier.

He Yuzhu pouted on the side: "Silly boy! Of course, money is important, and if you have money, you can buy sugar, and you can also buy artillery......"

Xu Damao glanced at him: "You either shut up, or kneel down and kowtow to me, and count your vote." ”

He Yuzhu closed his mouth in amusement, feeling aggrieved in his heart, how could he feel that Xu Damao had become smarter, as if he had seen through his own thoughts.

In the end, Xiaodang and Huaihua defeated the stick terrier with a two-to-one advantage.

The three children showed expectant eyes on their faces, but they saw that Xu Damao unhurriedly put away the handful of white rabbit toffee, only took one out of it, and threw it into the bowl of the stick terrier under the bewildered gaze of eight pairs of eyes.

The lonely toffee made a crisp sound in the empty bowl, like a beggar begging for a penny under the overpass.

"Just one?!" He Yuzhu's eyes widened.

"Or else? I didn't say how much," Xu Damao said confidently, laughed, and rode out of the courtyard on a bicycle, leaving He Yuzhu and the three little ones looking at each other.

"Your Uncle Da Mao is going out now, don't send it off!"

There was once a dilemma about how a circus keeper could reasonably distribute four apples among the five monkeys without causing them to be dissatisfied and lead to a strike.

Some people have suggested that killing a monkey would guarantee an even score, but in recent years, a better answer has been released.

That is, the keeper eats three apples, throws one apple to the four monkeys, and lets them fight for themselves, which is called shifting class contradictions.

When Xu Damao saw this answer at that time, he was simply stunned, and this opening was the old chairman.

And Xu Damao used this trick to get rid of the three little ones who made trouble lightly, and their limited knowledge couldn't even think of going to Xu Damao to kowtow and sing lyrics to beg for the New Year, but their attention was completely diverted, considering the ownership of this milk candy.

"Huaihua is the youngest, and she has never eaten toffee in her life!" Huaihua spoke first, and Harazi flowed to the ground.

"You're only old for a lifetime! Xiaodang sang the most energetically just now, and Xiaodang should eat! "Xiaodang is not to be outdone.

"Don't fight, I'm my brother, I should eat!"

He Yuzhu had a headache when he heard it, this Xu Damao is really lacking in morality, playing such a hand!

In the end, he came forward with a black face to solve it: "Let's stop pestle here, the third master will wake up in a while, let him react and attack again, but it will be ineffective!" I'll make up a toffee for each of you when I go back, and it's over! ”

The three little ones smiled happily, sharpened their knives and rushed towards the three masters' houses, and five minutes later, the three masters let out a mournful wail.

According to the rules, Xu Damao returned home on the first day of the new year.

Xu's father and Xu's mother saw the big bags and small bags of gifts brought back by Xu Damao, and they couldn't close their mouths with a smile, Xu Damao didn't hide it, and said what he was about to do, and Xu's father said happily: "Our family is going to have a leader!" ”

Mother Xu also asked excitedly: "Then if you become a cadre, will you be able to enter the special supply store in the future?" ”

"It's still early!" Xu Damao smiled and shook his head.

In this era, the special supply store was modeled after the big brother's small birch shop, which was not open to ordinary people, but only for cadres, providing rare goods that were difficult to buy outside, such as Moutai, Huazi, perfume, whiskey, caviar, and foie gras, which were all commonplace, and the price was also very low.

Xu Damao has heard people say that the fat yellow croaker there is only 0.5 yuan per catty. It's a pity that even if it is the level of Deputy Director Li, he may not be able to get in.

The Friendship Store in Donghua Gate opened its doors last year, but its slogan is: "We want the best of the best products on the market; We must have the goods that are lacking in the market; We have to have what is fashionable in foreign countries!"

In contrast, the department store in Wangfujing can only be regarded as decent, but it is also a high-end place that countless ordinary people can't afford to consume.