Chapter 68: A Trip to the Mansion City (27)
"What the hell is telling you to see a joke."
Waiting for the food to be put on the table and the people waiting for it were dismissed, Dong smiled bitterly at Tian Funiang and Zhao Guo'er with emotion: "I'm not afraid of your jokes, even if there is a father's brother and sister fighting for support, but the Song family's residual strength in the court is not small. The Dong and Song families, that is, the Dong family has had a slight upper hand in recent years. Under all the scruples in the past, even if Aunt Yan makes trouble again, I always want to calm things down."
Sighing, Dong suddenly laughed again, and said with true relief: "Now that I have understood, it is easy to be a human being and you can't retreat. Step by step, you will only retreat more and more, there is no way to retreat, and you will let yourself panic with grievances. When I fought back like this, I put down everything at once in my heart, and I was not afraid of anything. Speaking of which, most of this confidence is still given by you."
After speaking, Dong got up and blessed the two. Zhao Guoer and Tian Funiang were startled and hurriedly avoided them. z.br>
Tian Funiang especially felt that she was ashamed of this gift, and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, it was the fruit that I lost that day, so I figured it out, and the important thing to be a man is really not to be aggrieved. It's not too late for you to figure it out, and there are still a long way to go."
"That's it."
The lady also nodded when she heard this, and said to the Dong family, "Mother, in the past, they made us feel aggrieved. In the future, the feng shui will take turns, but we will make them suffocated."
"Exactly. Even if I go to the capital, I can't make them comfortable."
Dong nodded thoughtfully, with a thoughtful look on his face: "Lest they be too idle, and make a fuss about us not saying goodbye."
"Mother, do you want to take the opportunity to punish Aunt Yan?" Lady's eyes lit up and she asked with some excitement.
"That's right." Dong smiled and snorted softly, "In the past, they were the best at making things out of nothing, turning small things into big things. Now it's time for me to learn from them. Aunt Yan bumped into my friend and goddaughter, and she obviously didn't take me as a housewife in her eyes. If you don't ask her to go to the small Buddha hall to eat vegetarian and copy scriptures for a few months, won't she become more and more arrogant?"
Saying that, Dong immediately called Mama Gao and asked her to take someone to tie up Aunt Yan, and at the same time, she explained with some anxiety: "Although the master will be a little jealous of you, even if he sees Aunt Yan suffering, he doesn't dare to really do anything with you. But we still have to be on guard, lest I not be angry with him...... You just remember that when he comes back, you don't stop him if he really wants to release people. I'll wait until the lady and I come back."
"Don't worry, I know I won't lose."
Gao Huan Ma responded, and suggested with a smile in her eyebrows: "However, the old slave thinks that it is not necessary to ask Aunt Yan to live in the small Buddha hall and be a vegetarian and copy scriptures. It's better to just trap her in a remote yard where there is nothing, and ask her to copy the "Female Ring", and just provide her with big fish and meat. When the time comes, even when the master returns, there will be nothing to say."
"Big fish and big meat for her?"
Dong was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and looked at Mama Gao suspiciously. When she nodded affirmatively, she smiled more and more with a wrinkled face. Dong suddenly understood something in a flash of inspiration, so he also smiled and nodded: "It's up to you."
The dumb riddle between Dong and Mama Gao can confuse Shuniang and Tian Funiang. However, Zhao Guoer had a vague guess in her heart, and then nodded secretly, sure enough, the real house fighting master is different.
It seems that the godmother really mourned in the past more than her heart died, otherwise there would be such a clever military advisor as Mama Gao. As long as she is willing, how can she really win back a man's heart?
"You guys, if you really want big fish and meat for Aunt Yan, wouldn't that be too cheap for her?"
Seeing that Dong and Mama Gao didn't explain for a long time, the lady was anxious, and couldn't help muttering again: "I know you won't really make her better, this method must be boring."
"What the eldest lady said is right, this method is much more ruthless than asking Aunt Yan to go to the small Buddha hall to eat vegetarian and copy scriptures."
Mama Gao first looked at Dong's family, and then smiled at Shuniang and explained to Shuniang: "The old slave is going to starve Aunt Yan for three days, and after three days, I will give her five or six meals a day of big white rice mixed with fat meat and lard. In that way, within ten days, Aunt Yan will not be as weak as she is now
Aunt Yan. At that time, even if the master rushes back early for her, I'm afraid that he won't have much heart to administer justice for her."
With a snort, Mama Gao said with some schadenfreude: "When the time comes, if Aunt Yan can let the master have pity on her again, then that is her real ability."
"Starve for three days and then give you five or six meals a day of fatty meat? So when the time comes, Aunt Yan will eat more and become bigger?"
Lady blinked: "Can we think of this, can't Aunt Yan think of it herself? What if she could be ruthless and eat less of the food and fat?"
"That's not up to her, if you don't eat or eat less, you can let the mother-in-law help stuff it. If she doesn't succeed in two more hungry meals, she will only be given fat and rice, and then she will be saved, and it will be up to her to eat it or not."
The smile on Gao Huan's face was a little cruel: "I only eat the big white rice mixed with fat and lard, and in a few days, I will be a fairy, and my face will be oily. In addition, if she doesn't take a bath or change her clothes, the whole person is greasy and smells rancid, not to mention the master, I'm afraid that even the one she gave birth to will have to cover her nose when she sees it."
Lady: "......"
Tian Funiang: "......"
Zhao Guoer: "......"
High, it's so high. I guessed the front, why did I forget that there was a chain reaction behind.
Zhao Guo'er couldn't help laughing, and added a few words: "This, can it be regarded as a yang scheme, right? So that people know that it is a pit, but they have no choice but to jump down. I can't tell what's wrong with jumping. After all, just looking at her fat, it's hard to say that she didn't eat well. It is said that the world is the biggest, and the food is the biggest. She has made a mistake, and it is already a great grace for her not to starve, and as for the rest, shouldn't she suffer some sin?"
"That's exactly what I said."
Gao Huan Mama immediately looked at Zhao Guo'er with a look of admiration, and said with a smile: "I said that the world is big, and the meal is the biggest. Now this meal should be cold if you don't eat it. You can use it, and I'll talk back when I find someone to tie up that Aunt Yan."
"Go ahead."
Waving his hand, Dong thought of what would happen to Aunt Yan in the future, and reminded happily: "Don't forget that Aunt Yan is not here, and the people in her courtyard are only allowed to enter and not to leave. lest you lose something and rely on us again."
"Yes."
Of course, Gao Huan also thought of this. But she didn't say anything, just smiled and retreated.
"Mother, can Gao Huan come up with such a powerful method, so before?"