Chapter 1204: Paying Taxes and Eating (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
St. Burian glanced at Hagrid's corpse with pity, and said, "Wisdom is not used in the right place, it is stupid."
May God forgive your sinful soul. ”
As he spoke, he raised his hand, drew a cross against Hagrid's body, and silently recited a few more prayers.
Leo didn't look at the corpse on the ground, but looked at the mountains in the distance, and sighed for a long time: today is really unlucky.
In order to maintain the peace of the earth and the peace of the world, the chairman of the dignified Flying Eagle Group rolled up his sleeves and personally went into battle to fight this difficult battle.
In between, it's the Lich and the Dark Mage, and it took the old nose to put them even, but what happened?
I didn't catch a little loot~!
Moreover, the huge expenses required for paying taxes and eating (asking for a monthly pass) in Chapter 1204 of this battle may not be able to find a place to reimburse, and it seems that you can only pay for it yourself.
And the most hateful thing is that in the end, all the advantages were taken by Russell's old bastard.
This made Chairman Leo, who has never traded at a loss, very angry.
If it weren't for Lei Erye's always broad-mindedness, he would have already exploded with anger.
Leo shook his hand, turned around and walked back to the war fortress, and said unhappily: "Xiaobai, let's go, the people here are really poor and stupid, and they are really boring." ”
"Let's go. Lorraine also felt that everything was almost done, waved his hand to the people around him, and said, "There are still things to be done below." ”
As he spoke, he also turned around and walked towards the fortress of war.
When Patriarch Hagrid's strong body crashed to the ground, the barbarian craned his neck to watch.
They all widened their eyes, waiting for the outcome of Hagrid's first contact with Rohan, the god of war.
The optimistic ones are already looking forward to a happy future where the god of war will lead them, defeat the Rumans, and reclaim a beautiful homeland.
Just as they were sitting in a sweet dream, fantasizing that the barbarians, who had been oppressed for a thousand years, would finally rise up, go to the territory of the human race, rob money, things, and women, and live a happy life like the prince and princess in the fairy tale chapter 1204 when paying taxes and eating (asking for a monthly pass)......
To everyone's surprise, Hagrid had spoken a few words to the Divine Warrior. He was killed by the Divine Warrior without warning.
Although I didn't see how people did it, I couldn't follow the two tricks. But people are god warriors. Tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of devils have been killed, and it is not an easy matter to kill a Hagrid.
The barbarians present were shocked and did not know what Hagrid had said, thus angering the Divine Warrior. annoyed them.
The first thought of the barbarians at that time was to jump up and run away.
Who knows if the angry god warriors will kill them together. They can't withstand the thunder and fire that falls from the sky.
However, they clearly knew that they could not run away from the palace where people could fly, and they were so frightened that they trembled in place, and they did not even dare to come out of the atmosphere, and prayed in their hearts that all the sins belonged to Hagrid alone, but they must not be counted on their heads.
I waited uneasily for a while, and there was no movement in the palace that would fly overhead, and I saw that the worst had not happened.
At this time. In the distance, the god warrior at the top of the slope was about to walk back, apparently back to the palace. Maybe they will have to go back to heaven directly, and the nervous barbarian can't sit still.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if you miss this one, you don't know when you will meet it in the future.
However, according to the legends told by the priests.
Talking to and communicating with the Divine Warriors - this kind of extremely high-end technological spell is only qualified by priests and patriarchs who have obtained the fourth or sixth level qualification certificate.
But in the battle just now, the priests were either killed or had fled to the rear. Even if it was a few who remained, they were ready to move at first. But seeing that Hagrid didn't say a word, he was killed by the other party. They all immediately turned into shrunken turtles, and they didn't want to show their heads when they were killed.
At this time, under their gaze, the people of Lorraine were getting farther and farther away.
One step, two steps, three steps......
They were getting closer and closer to the flying palace, and they were about to climb the steps.
The barbarians all knew that as soon as they all boarded the palace, they would fly away.
If you don't speak at this time, you won't have a chance again.
But...... But Hagrid's corpse lay there, and none of them were qualified to do so......
In the hearts of these barbarians, there is a fierce ideological struggle. It is like a traveler who is extremely tired in the desert, seeing an oasis in front of him, but he has no strength in his whole body.
Their hearts were as anxious as frying and burning, but they didn't dare to make a sound.
Seeing Lorraine ascend the war fortress, at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded: "Wait. ”
As soon as the voice came out, all the people around them turned their heads and looked in the direction of the sound with a surprised expression.
The divine warriors at the top of the slope seemed to hear his cry and all stopped.
I saw a barbarian with red oil paint on his face standing in the middle of the crowd in a daze. Looking at his appearance, it seemed that he couldn't imagine that he would shout this sentence by ghost.
The person next to him shoved him and said softly, "Sabok, you are crazy, Hagrid was just killed by them." ”
Sabok stammered, "I'...... I didn't, I wasn't, I didn't mean that......"
At this time, the god warrior on the top of the slope had stopped, turned to look in the direction of speaking, and it seemed that they had noticed him.
Sabok was so frightened that he was about to cry: he might die if he went up.
The people next to him were unwilling, and a few angrily pushed him, saying, "The god warrior has seen this, do you want to kill us?"
Give me the pass~!"
The people next to them were afraid of being implicated by this mouthy stupid, so they immediately punched and kicked, pulled forward and retreated, squeezing this unlucky guy out of the crowd and pushing him to the front.
"Go, go, go up for me~!" Behind Sabok, a group of barbarians held weapons and kept making gestures and intimidation.
Lorraine saw a barbarian emerge from the crowd, beckoned to him, and motioned for his own people to let him go.
The barbarian was stunned for a full three minutes, and then, like a polio patient, he staggered and moved around, and stopped at a distance of about ten meters from Lorraine, not daring to take another step. Then he kept glancing at Hagrid's corpse on the ground, and trembled with fright.
Lorraine glanced him up and down, covered in dirty fur. Big nose and small eyes, with black teeth in the mouth. A standard barbarian.
Seeing that he had not spoken, Lorraine could only ask, "Who are you?"
"My name is, Sa, Sabok. Sabock said cautiously: "Sabock of Lindenheim." ”
"What's the matter?"
Sabok waved his hand repeatedly. Urgently: "No, no." ”
"An idiot. Lorraine made a conclusion and shrugged her shoulders as she prepared to leave.
"That ......" Sabok suddenly raised his hand, but immediately retracted it.
Lorraine showed an impatient application and said, "If you have something to say, say it quickly." ”
Sabock shuddered with fright, hesitated for a while, and said in a trembling voice: "That, Lord God's Messenger, we, what should we do?"
Although on the battlefield, everyone shouted 'Rohan' loudly. That's what brought them in. But everyone knows that the legendary god of war is nine feet tall. Stronger than a bear, with golden hair and beard.
And Lorraine and his party don't look like the legendary god of war Rohan,
Since he is not the god of war, Rohan, he is naturally a god warrior.
However, Lorraine was not interested in correcting him, and said angrily: "I still need to teach this to clean up the undead everywhere." The bodies were all cremated to save from the outbreak of the plague in the summer. “
"Yes, yes," Sabok said resignedly, "and ...... And then where?"
"And ......," Lorraine pondered for a moment. "Go raze Oldheim, that city shouldn't be on this continent." ”
"And then?"
Lorraine pouted impatiently. Said: "No more, it would be nice if you could finish this." ”
Sabok was surprised: "You don't lead us to fight the Rumans?"
There was a mocking roar of laughter from the surrounding god warriors, and Sabok felt inexplicable.
Leo walked to Lorraine with his hands behind his back, and then looked up and down at the barbarian standing in front of him: Well, stupid, it should be easy to deceive.
He gritted his teeth, grinned, and then put on the usual energy of selling products, and said, "You can't beat the Rumans." When I went back, I said what I said, it is better for the Ruman people to revolt and surrender directly than to die. ”
Sabok was a little dumbfounded, but he didn't expect that the god warriors not only did not cover themselves, but also asked them to surrender to the enemy with one mouth.
This...... What's going on?
Leo said: "Besides, what's wrong with taking refuge in the Ruman people, mixing with the Ruman people, you can eat enough, you can dress warmly, you don't have to live in a big ravine, and Ruman doesn't rob your daughter-in-law, why don't you want to?"
I really can't figure it out. ”
Sabock was stunned for a moment, and also felt very reasonable.
He secretly said in his heart: Yes, what's wrong with taking refuge in the Ruman people? People don't kill children or rob women, and I heard that the tribes in Shannan who have taken refuge in the Ruman people can eat bread at once.
Bread, legend has it that it's a good thing, and I don't know where it's good, but everyone says it's a good thing, so it's definitely a good thing.
At this time, Sabok suddenly remembered what the ordinary patriarch had taught them, and suddenly came to his senses, and said angrily: "The Ruman people let us pay taxes.
We barbarians are a free people and never pay taxes. ”
"Cut~!" Leo glanced at him contemptuously and said, "Master, I'm too lazy to talk to you idiots in the early stages of slavery about socioeconomics...... High...... High...... Profound truths. ”
Every time he said the word 'high', he raised his right hand to a height, and finally raised his hand above his head and stood on tiptoe to show that Lei Erye was knowledgeable and understood such a high level of social economics.
Although the barbarian was a little stupid, listening to Leo's tone, he also knew that the other party was satirizing his ignorance, and under the shame, he couldn't help but 'Teng' suddenly turned red.
At this time, Leo continued: "I will ask you a word." Now that you don't pay taxes, are you full? The Ruman Empire pays taxes, are you hungry?"
Sabok thought about it seriously, and suddenly felt a big head.
You must know that usually in the tribe, whoever has big legs and thick arms, the more he grabs, the more he can eat, and if he is robbed by others, he can only be hungry.
And now, this little fat man said: The one who gives things to others can eat enough, and the one who does not give things to others. On the contrary, I can't get enough to eat.
It seems to be very illogical, but it seems to be very realistic. After all, no one has heard of it. Those barbarians in Shannan can't get enough to eat. However, as soon as the women here heard that the barbarians from Shannan were coming on a blind date, their eyes flashed green one by one, and they rushed to run outside.
He thought about it for a long time, and finally shook his head honestly. "Nope." ”
Leo smiled. He rubbed his little hands proudly and said, "Are you willing to pay taxes and eat enough, or are you willing to starve to death without paying taxes?"
Sabock, who was often hungry, naturally thought that being able to eat enough every day was the greatest happiness in life, and nodded again and again, saying, "I am willing to pay no taxes and eat enough." ”
Leo suddenly 'hiccuped', and he almost lost his breath. It took a long time to beat my chest, and then I was relieved.
Who said this barbarian was stupid?
It's not like you know how to take advantage.
And it's still how cheap it is, how much cheaper it is, it's more ruthless than Second Master Lei.
He let out a long breath. Then he scolded: "***, you fool is quite clever." You have to take advantage of all the cheap in the world.
Master, I owe a good father. Otherwise, the chairman will have to be replaced by you. ”
The faces of the people next to him couldn't help but twist for a while, and they couldn't help crying and laughing. This one is straightforward and fast-talking, and dares to tell the truth.
Leo paused, then stamped his foot and shouted angrily, "You bastard, listen up. You can only choose one of the two, not many. ”
Sabock blinked, and he couldn't figure out why the other party was angry. But then he replied honestly: "I choose to pay taxes." Eat a full meal. ”
"That's not the end of it. Leo stretched out his hands and concluded, "Go back and sue them." Only by taking refuge in the Ruman Empire will you be able to eat enough every day in the future. ”
Sabok showed a hesitant expression on his face, but finally shook his head and said, "The patriarch won't let it." ”
Leo jumped up angrily, pointed at him and scolded: "Stupid, the patriarch won't let you eat, you won't kill him." Carry the head of the patriarch to Ruman, and the Ruman people will make you the new patriarch. ”
Sabok suddenly realized, nodded vigorously, and said, "That's right, I'll kill him if I don't have enough to eat." ”
Leo crossed his waist, straightened up his plump little belly and laughed proudly, and said: "Just say what I said, everyone can eat enough when the Ruman people come, and whoever doesn't let you eat enough, you will do it with him." ”
"Since it is the command of the Divine Envoy, I will definitely say it to them. Although Sabok felt a little awkward in his heart, the other party's victory over the Devil Zade's divine warrior must have made sense.
At this time, Sabock suddenly remembered an important question, looked at Lorraine and Leo timidly, and said, "Excuse me, your name, Lord Divine Envoy." ”
"My name is Lei ......" Leo suddenly said that he was engaged in a secret operation, his eyes rolled, and said: "I am Lei Guangguang who is alone for thousands of miles, that is Bai Guangguang, this is my boss, Luo Guangguang."
Anyway, just ask, my names of Lei Guangguang and Bai Guangguang are very loud. ”
"Lei Guangguang, Bai Guangguang, Luo Guangguang......" Sabok muttered a few times in his mouth, and said secretly in his heart: Sure enough, he is worthy of being a divine envoy, and his name is so loud, let's learn more in the future.
"Alright, go back," Leo waved his hand and persuaded them like an elder, "Go back and persuade them more, the Ruman Empire is your friend, not your enemy, they are here to liberate you, not to enslave you, and it is those stubborn patriarchs who really enslave you."
Our slogan is, follow Ruman, eat and dress~!"
Sabok nodded stupidly and said, "I will definitely bring your words." ”
Lorraine couldn't help but laugh, tugged at Leo's clothes, and said, "That's pretty much it, and then it's exposed." ”
Although Chairman Leo was still unsatisfied, he had no choice but to chirp and walk back to the war fortress with Lorraine.
Under the gaze of Sabock and the barbarians, the War Fortress rose vertically into the air and joined the first War Fortress on standby, and the twelve War Fortresses lined up in an arrow, patrolling the battlefield with high spirits, and then rising into the clouds.
Since Leo entered the fortress of war, he held his chin and lay on the table in a daze thoughtfully, his eyes rolling wildly, his face tense for a while, and smug laughter for a while, obviously thinking about something.
After a while, Leo slammed the table and jumped up, as if he had something big to announce, and said, "I have thought about it, when I fight the barbarians in two months, I will organize a psychological warfare unit." ”
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, then gave Leo a thumbs up and complimented, "Isn't that a good idea?" Tell me what you're going to do?"
Leo paced back and forth in front of Lorraine with his hands behind his back, and said, "It's like the boss did when he fought the orcs, but I'm going to do it more thoroughly." Let's vigorously publicize how good our Ruman is.
The society is stable, the life is rich, the emperor is wise, the officials are close to the people, and even the landlords are great and good people, anyway, they are all of this category. As long as you join, there are benefits. Those who can't eat enough will be tempted by bread, and those who have no land will be said to have worked for ten years.
In short, it makes them feel that Ruman is good, and they can't wait to become Ruman. The enemy is not yet self-defeating. ”
As if he didn't know him, Lorraine looked Leo up and down carefully, and saw that Leo was weak for a while, and said puzzledly: "What?
Lorraine smiled and said, "Okay, of course." Anyway, it can be fooled and directly molded into the hope of mankind. ”
Leo slapped his palm excitedly and said, "The boss and I want to be together." ”
As soon as he said it, Leo immediately pouted his ass and lay on the table, and began to plan the implementation rules.
Looking at Leo's serious appearance, St. Bethion touched the top of his head with affection, and said secretly in his heart: He is so vicious at a young age, and he will not be able to do it in the future~!
The old ascetic quietly pulled Lorraine and whispered, "Lorraine, with all due respect, since he had the idea of co-opting the barbarians, he shouldn't have killed that speculator just now, he could have played a big role. ”
Lorraine spread his hands and said, "You also know that he is an opportunist, that kind of person is like venom, it will not be easy to get it on it, and he can't be injected into Ruman's body."
As for the barbarians, this involves political, economic, social, cultural, not simply military issues. ”
St. Burian was a little dumbfounded, the ascetics were afraid to avoid politics, otherwise they would not have become ascetics, and those who liked politics would have become bishops.
Lorraine remembered Emperor Rudren's hint, sighed helplessly, and said, "In short, this is for the sake of balance, there are many people who need to conquer the barbarians for credit.
Furthermore, the cleanest and most thorough way to solve the problem of such minorities, to deter them and subjugate them by military means, to make them speak our language, to use our language, to read our history, and to be proud of being a Ruman.
The coalition of peace talks will only lead to constant opinions and rebellion. This is called long pain is not as good as short pain. ”
St. Burian nodded knowingly, understanding what Lorraine meant.
Tempting them to take advantage of them, they seem to surrender, and when they gain a foothold in the future, they will ask for more, until the Rumans cannot satisfy them, and they will rebel again. The damage caused by that time will be immeasurable.
Lorraine said: "As long as there is no threat from the dark mage, the Ruman Empire's conquest of the barbarians is a matter of easy capture. Russell will not leave artillery and war bastions untouched. Under the weapons that transcended two eras, the barbarians did not have a single chance.
I only have one task left~!" (To be continued) rq!!