April 11, evening, Purple Jade Villa.

Li Muliu and the two sat on the sofa to watch the anti-Japanese war drama "The Sky of History" starring Zhang Fengyi, Li Xuejian, Yin Tao and others, this drama has been broadcast for almost ten years, and occasionally Li Mu will still watch two episodes, he likes this drama very much, especially the ancient monument played by He Wei, which is really expressive and makes people's teeth itch.

"Yin Tao acted very well, when will the company ask her to act in a play." Li Mu said casually.

"It's really good." Saying that, Liu Yifei looked up at Li Mu, "And when you smile, there will be two iconic dimples on your cheeks, which are very beautiful and recognizable." ”

Li Mu smiled: "If you want to say that the two dimples are still secondary, you look at her lips." ”

"Her lips seem to be broken, is she on fire?"

"No, it's actually a mole, but because of the special location, it often mistakes people for a broken lip."

"You're looking closely."

"That's it, director, you have to be good at observing ......" Turning his head, he saw Liu Yifei looking at him with two big eyes, so he lowered his head and kissed her lightly on the lower left side of her neck, and then continued, "But if you want to say that it looks good, this blessed mole on your neck is the best." ”

"Really? But I was told I should get rid of it. ”

"Don't listen to their nonsense!"

The two chatted while continuing to watch the TV series, and then unconsciously talked about Zeng Zhi's 60th birthday, which is also an important event in the entertainment industry recently.

Zeng Zhipseudo's birthday is April 14th, and wireless held a "Ambition to Be Happy Zhipseudo Party" for him at the exhibition on April 10th, with 60 seats, and the stars of Daohe include a number of big names from both sides of the Taiwan Strait, it is said that there are as many as 700 people, such as Andy Lau , Zhao Benshan , Cheng Long , Yang Zhicheng , Zhou Jielun , Hu Jun and so on were all present, and it took a full two hours just to walk the red carpet.

Chatting and chatting, Li Mu couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I don't remember what masterpieces he has, how can he have such a big card?" ”

Liu Yifei said: "He has a high status in the Xiangjiang entertainment industry, I heard that he has a background." ”

Li Mu: "It's really face-saving to have a birthday like this." ”

Liu Yifei hugged Li Mu's arm tightly and said, "When you celebrate your sixtieth birthday, the card will definitely be bigger than him." ”

Li Mu continued to sigh: "Waiting for my sixtieth birthday? That's a long time ago, more than 30 years, and when will it be? ”

Liu Yifei raised his head and smiled: "Then you can't be like Su Qi'er in the Xingye movie, and have a thirtieth birthday, right?" ”

Li Mu was silent for a moment and said, "Who said that if you want to hold a banquet with cards, you have to hold a birthday banquet?" Isn't it okay to have a wedding reception? You don't have to wait until you're 60 years old to hold a wedding reception. ”

Liu Yifei hugged Li Mu's arm and moved obviously, she was silent for a while, and then asked again: "You want to hold a wedding banquet?" With whom? ”

"Of course the wedding banquet has to be held, this time in a lifetime, you can't sit at the same table and eat a meal, and I, Li Mu, am also a good-looking person." Saying that, Li Mu tapped her forehead with his hand, and then continued, "You dare to ask who to hold a wedding banquet with?" Who do you say with? This question should not be asked, I will punish you at night. ”

"Then how do you want to be punished?"

"Of course it's a hard punishment!"

In fact, Li Mu deliberately led the topic to marriage tonight, Li Mu knew that she wanted to settle things as soon as possible, and now Li Mu has a complete plan to get married after filming "Let's Get Married", but Liu Yifei didn't know, so he tried to reveal a little bit to her in advance, which can be regarded as letting her have a psychological preparation in advance.

As the time enters April, Huashang's two new dramas - "The Fault in the Stars" and "Send You a Little Red Flower" have also entered an intensive period of publicity. Li Mu and Liu Yifei are the heroes and heroines of "Send You a Little Red Flower", so this time the two attended a number of variety shows and talk shows to promote the film, including a program hosted by the well-known host surnamed Cao of Dragon TV.

However, during the recording of the show, Li Mu was very surprised to laugh many times in a row, Cao Kean's ability to control the scene was good, Li Mu could catch every time he laughed, and the overall effect of the show was not bad, but Li Mu's frequent laughter was indeed unprofessional.

After returning to Ziyu Villa after recording the show, Liu Yifei finally couldn't hold back anymore, she had to ask Li Mu to tell her what was so funny today.

"It's a flavorful story, are you sure you really want to hear it?" Li Mu asked.

"Smelly?" Liu Yifei took a bottle of mineral water and sat on the sofa.

Li Mu: "The main thing is that as soon as I saw Host Cao's face, I couldn't help but think of Xiaopang's classic strategy of harming the three sages, and then I couldn't help but want to laugh." ”

Liu Yifei handed the mineral water to Li Mu, Li Mu unscrewed it and handed it back to her, Liu Yifei took a sip, and then the two big eyes began to stare at Li Mu, obviously her curiosity had been aroused.

Li Mu said with a smile: "In August last year, Host Cao hosted a variety show called "Top Chef", in which there was a contestant Xiaopang, who was humiliated by the three hosts in the previous session, which hurt his self-esteem, so Xiaopang decided to take revenge ......"

A brief introduction to the previous situation, and then the point came, when it was the turn of the last dish to turn the large intestine, Xiaopang deliberately did not deal with the feces in the large intestine, and finally simply poured the fecal soup of the marinated large intestine directly on the plate to make the large intestine.

When the host commented on the last chef's nine-turn large intestine, he also criticized him for processing the large intestine too cleanly, which made the large intestine lose its original flavor, and it turned out to be Chubby's turn......

"I did remove most of the fishy smell of the intestines, but I kept a part of it, and I think I retained the taste of a part of the intestines, and I knew that you were eating the large intestine."

Cao Kefu also asked: "Did you deliberately keep it?" ”

Chubby: "I left some of it in the process of cleaning." ”

"Was it intentional or accidental?"

"It's on purpose!"

Well, knowing that there is feces in the intestine of this nine-turn course, why don't the host taste it? According to the rules of the show, if you don't taste it, you can't eliminate Chubby, but if you taste it, there is in it!

Li Mu: "In my opinion, this is a wonderful yang scheme, you can't eat it or not, but if you want to say that Cao Kefu is the host professional, people gently cut a small piece of the outer skin of the intestines, and then ate it with an expression like eating, I think according to his thoughts, since there is feces in the intestines, then I only eat a small piece of the outer skin It's okay, right?" But he didn't expect that Xiaopang finally gave this nine-turn large intestine a dung soup to collect juice, guess what? Host Cao vomited! ”

Liu Yifei suddenly felt that the water in his mouth tasted, so he lowered his head and spit the water in the trash can.

"Did Mr. Li Zongsheng eat it too?" Liu Yifei couldn't help but ask again.

Li Mu: "Of course, how else would you call a plan to harm the three sages?" It means that the three judges and teachers have all eaten. ”

Liu Yifei was directly dumbfounded, and then she thought of Cao Kefu and Li Zongsheng's appearance, imagining the picture Li Mu had just described in her mind, and then she couldn't help laughing.

At this time, I saw Li Mu patting his stomach and said, "Don't talk about it, I'm hungry, why don't we order a takeout!" ”

"Okay, what's to eat?" In fact, Liu Yifei has no appetite at all, but since Li Mu is hungry, she can't let Li Mu stop eating.

Li Mu touched his chin and thought about it: "Otherwise, let's eat the nine turns of the large intestine!" ”

"Vomit ......" Liu Yifei suddenly retched when he heard this.

Li Mu hurriedly patted her on the back, just a joke, he didn't expect Liu Yifei's reaction to be so big.

Coincidentally, at this time, Liu Yifei's mother Liu Xiaoli's phone suddenly came, because Liu Yifei was retching, so Li Mu answered it for her.

"Aunt Liu."

"Li Mu, ah—what's wrong? Uncomfortable? ”

It should have been that she heard Liu Yifei's retching on the other end of the phone.

"It's okay, I just mentioned a dish, and she reacted when she heard it."

……

After hanging up the phone, Liu Xiaoli suddenly thought of a possibility.

The next morning, Li Mu went to the company to deal with some things, and Liu Yifei stayed at home alone to read, and then Liu Xiaoli accompanied her daughter with a spring breeze, and looked at her daughter's stomach from time to time.

"No, how do you feel?"

"That's good."

"How long has it been since you found out?"

Liu Yifei was asked by her mother: "How long has it been since you found something?" ”

"Look, you're still hiding it from your mother, and your mother is asking you how long you've been pregnant."

Liu Yifei: "Pregnant? Mom, who did you listen to? ”

"Who else do you need to listen to? Mom and you called last night, aren't you vomiting? Li Mu also said that he mentioned a dish, and you ...... after hearing it What is this not pregnancy? ”

Liu Yifei smiled: "Mom, I'm not pregnant, he really mentioned a dish last night - a little special dish, so I ......"

However, Liu Xiaoli seemed to have recognized it, and said: "You are young and inexperienced, and you think it's normal to vomit when you hear him mention a dish, but it's not normal at all, it seems that you don't know it yourself, so mom will go buy some test paper first, if there are preliminary results, let's go to the hospital again, you are so concerned now, if you are photographed by a reporter and appear in the hospital, it will be a big storm." ”

Liu Yifei: "Mom, I really don't need to, I'm really not pregnant." ”

"None? Are you so sure of it yourself? Mom asks you, do you two really take measures every time? Before Liu Yifei could speak, Liu Xiaoli continued, "Besides, even if the two of you take measures every time, you dare to guarantee that those measures will not fail once." ”

Liu's mother blushed when she said a word, and finally had no choice but to tell her mother the story of the nine turns of the large intestine and Xiao Fat's plan to harm the three sages, but Liu Xiaoli was inexplicably disappointed after listening to it.

……

In April, before the official global release of "The Fault in the Stars", another news about Li Mu on the Huaxia Internet swiped the screen, which was about Li Mu's achievements in the publishing industry.

As of April 15, the total global sales of all Li Mu's names have officially exceeded the 200 million mark.

200 million copies, a very terrifying number, although it can't be compared with Mr. Jin Yong and JK Rowling and others for the time being, but these two are both writers, and Li Mu's deepest label is director - a director with a total global box office of 7 billion US dollars, surpassing James Cameron and catching up with Spielberg's second largest director.

But now, he is such a big director who plays an important role in the world, and his total sales have exceeded the 200 million mark of copies, and the most popular among the directors, you can say that it is outrageous!

According to the statistics of the publisher, at present, under Li Mu's name, the series "The Hunger Games" alone has sold more than 80 million copies, in addition to "Divergent" has sold 40 million copies, "Moving Labyrinth" has sold 32 million copies, "The Fault in the Stars" has 10 million copies, "Gone Lover" 10 million copies, and the rest is the series of sci-fi works under Li Mu's name, such as "The Martian", "Gravity", "Interstellar", "Inception" and so on.

In short, it took Li Mu less than ten years to achieve a global box office of 7 billion US dollars, and also sold 200 million copies by the way.

Now the domestic Internet is going crazy.

"You may not believe it when you say it, if you hadn't suddenly seen this hot search today, I would have almost forgotten that Li Mu is actually still a writer."

"Writing is just a side job for Li Mu, it's just a side job that he has achieved an output value of billions of dollars."

"Speaking of Director Li's side hustle is not just a writer, you may forget that in the past ten years, there have only been four works that have topped the box office and music charts, two of which are Li Mu's works, and his "Let It Go" for "Frozen" also won the Oscar for Best Original Song this year.

"I'm going to leave the words here today, Li Mu is either an alien or a traverser, there won't be a third answer!"

"It should be an alien, "You from the Star" is actually Li Mu's autobiography."

Next, when Li Mu and Liu Yifei attended the event together to promote the movie, they were also asked this question by the host of Mango Satellite TV.

"Director Li, as far as I know, netizens are saying that you are either an alien or a traverser, do you have anything to say to netizens across the country about this?"

Li Mu picked up the microphone and explained seriously: "First of all, I am definitely not an alien, aliens should be strangely shaped, how can they be as handsome as me." ”

The audience laughed.

Then Li Mu continued: "Secondly, I am definitely not a traverser, because the traversal itself cannot be realized at all. In 2009, Mr. Hawking held a very special dinner, this dinner Mr. Hawking did not inform anyone, because the person he really wanted to invite was actually a future person who could travel through time and space, and in the end, no one was present at this dinner, indicating that the 'future person' did not exist at all, because Mr. Hawking announced the dinner the next day, so if there were really future people, then they must know about the existence of this dinner, but the reality is that no future people were present. ”

In the end, Li Mu solemnly announced: "So the rumor that I am a traverser is self-defeating." ”

The audience continued to laugh, and many of them heard of Hawking's dinner for the first time, and they found it very interesting.

Then Xie Na asked Li Mudao: "But I don't think Director Li's reasoning seems to be rigorous enough, let's assume that Director Li is really a traverser, and you also know that Mr. Hawking held this 'Future People' dinner in 2009, but you can deliberately not participate in it, right." ”

After Li Mu was silent for a moment, he slowly picked up the microphone and said: "Okay, I originally wanted to get along with everyone as an ordinary person, but in exchange for suspicion, don't pretend, I'm a traverser, I have a showdown!" ”

The scene was stunned for a moment, and then a deafening burst of laughter erupted.

In short, the effect of the show is excellent, and the atmosphere is full, but it seems that the whole variety show didn't mention much about the new movie "Send You a Little Red Flower"!

After returning home, Li Mu said to Liu Yifei: "We seem to be off topic." ”

Liu Yifei: "Who made you addicted to pretending to be a traverser." ”

Li Muhe smiled and thought: "Don't say it, in 2009, I really had the idea of going to the banquet alone to scare Hawking, but in the end, I gave up on the principle that my mother can't say it." ”

As for admitting it publicly on "Happy Camp", it doesn't matter, who believes it?!

(End of chapter)