Chapter 243: How Many Eggs Do I Have in My Pocket?

If he knew the psychology of the group of big sisters in front of him, Shen Yu could only sigh.

You're thinking too much.

"Sisters-in-law, don't be angry, after all, the people who can come to the prince's side are not smart people, how can smart people come to the prince's side?

Sisters-in-law, if you count the mortality rate of the concubines around the Son of Heaven, and your future life, you will know that this is a Shura field.

Also, your father and brother, if you want to stuff people around the Son of Heaven, you will naturally not stuff the smartest people over, because the smarter a person is, the more he will understand where his ass is sitting, and when he turns around, he will not only sell his family, but also find ways to take all kinds of money and resources from his family to support the prince.

The only people who can be around the prince are those who are loyal, honest, gentle and considerate, and even satisfy your sense of moral superiority in all aspects, making you feel that they have sent you to enjoy glory and wealth, and make you feel guilty and feel that you need to repay your kindness......"

Shen Yu told his understanding, but found that the faces of the sisters-in-law in front of him were a little wrong, okay...... Let's not talk about that, you are all good people, I really don't look down on you.

"Don't believe all the chapters in these history books, because the people who write the books will have their own positions, and those who revise history will definitely change them, but there are always some things that can't be wiped out."

He said this, and sighed.

According to historical records, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty hated the benevolence of the prince, Zhu Yuanzhang reprimanded Zhu Biao for his generosity many times, Kangxi finally chose the mean and unkind Yongzheng, and Qianlong, who praised you very well today at the dinner, tomorrow, is tomorrow in the real sense, and directly ordered you to be raided, because you received people who were too luxurious, and the prince who was praised by everyone was very disappointed.

Many people feel that something is very wrong and that the emperor is sick in the brain, but in fact, what is needed for the position of the Son of Heaven is a monster without humanity.

History, History...... These women are raised in the boudoir, and although they are intelligent, they have been stuck in an information cocoon, working in the wrong direction.

"Okay, tomorrow you don't need ten dishes and one soup, it's not good to waste if you can't finish eating, just four dishes and one soup, I'll order tamales, braised mutton, braised fish and braised tenderloin, you can see and add it to the menu."

After sending a bibliography to a group of sisters-in-law, Shen Yu returned to his house.

Alas, all of them are a group of ancient people, and they are also poor people.

It's still a basement, and you can lock yourself in it at night, that kind of TV series or something, someone lurking on the beam, or looking inside from the window, it won't appear here in Shen Yu.

I hid in the shell of a turtle, waiting for the day when I would break through the ground and shock the world.

By the way, they should be able to understand my painstaking efforts.

……

The next day, Shen Yu woke up early, and several sisters-in-law had already prepared breakfast for him.

Breakfast is based on milk, desserts, etc., but there are a few less little ones who eat together, including the daughter of the crown princess and the four royal grandchildren.

The Son of Heaven issued an edict to let them pass, so the crown princess has no choice, this is the pain in the system, unless you want to rebel, otherwise some orders cannot be disobeyed.

Shen Yu was very happy to eat, and the sisters-in-law at the other table looked at Shen Yu like bad guys.

Because he just said, keep a plate of dim sum and bring it when he goes to visit Empress Yang later, so a certain sister-in-law's dim sum is missing.

Although a long time ago, the crown princess and Empress Yang were brothers and sisters, and the sisters-in-law also had a good relationship with Empress Yang, but the constant conflicts over the years have led to Empress Yang becoming the existence of the big demon king in everyone's hearts, but Shen Yu said that he wanted to visit Empress Yang?

By the way, in addition to a pack of snacks, there is also a small box, this small box is a treasure chest from Tianji Pavilion, if you don't unlock it in a special way, including breaking the box violently, the box will burst into flames.

"Sister-in-law, you go with me this year, let's talk to Queen Yang, no matter what kind of contradiction, always look forward, sit down and talk."

Shen Yu said gently, but Xue Yuhua bit his lip, stared at Shen Yu deadly, and finally shook his head.

"I'm not going."

"Go, don't worry, I brought them a big gift this time, I believe that if I can satisfy her, she will be very happy, not only will she turn enemies into friends with you, but she will even take the initiative to apologize for what happened before."

Shen Yu shook the box in his hand a little proudly, as if it contained something very precious.

"I'm not going."

The corners of Xue Yuhua's mouth twitched, and she admitted that she was really confused by Shen Yu.

He is on the side of the prince, and all his actions are actually for the good of everyone, but she really can't understand what Shen Yu wants to do, as for saying that Shen Yu has no integrity and wants to take refuge in Queen Yang?

What are you kidding, he wants to go straight to the top, go directly to the Son of Heaven, and then take the road of civil officials, no matter how the court changes, it will not affect him, but will become popular and have a bright future.

But what did he want to do?

And you have prepared such a valuable gift?

Suddenly, Xue Yuhua really wanted to open Shen Yu's skull and see what was hidden inside!

"Go, don't go, you'll really regret it."

After wrapping the dim sum, Shen Yu found that he had recently given gifts to people, and he liked to use dim sum the most, which was cheap and affordable, and he could bring it back when he was not there, and he could send it in a few days.

"I'm not going, you can go with the third sister and the fourth sister, Gonggong Wei, are you going?"

"The slave is naturally going, does Mr. Shen have any other orders?"

As the invisible person of the palace, Gonggong Wei was of course always present.

"Okay...... Then Hanbo will come along, you will also follow, and I will need your help when the time comes. ”

Shen Yu is a little helpless, sister-in-law has a little temper, what else can she do?

You can't go with her, can you? So, he clicked on Xie Hanbo and instructed her to go with him.

The group went out and turned around and came to the military camp in the south of the city.

In the past, the barracks were deserted, but now, they are in full swing.

All kinds of stone locks, instruments were placed in the open space, the air was filled with the smell of medicine, and the sturdy young men ...... Well, there are no topless ones, when Shen Yu said that he was going to come in just now, they all put on their clothes, and Shen Yu also saw that many big girls were also exercising.

Hebei Jiangmen, take a route similar to that passed on from father to son, father and daughter, a small family, with a small but fine inheritance, select talents suitable for martial arts training from their children, grow up in the form of conquest, patrol, etc., and bring wealth to the family, some leaves fall back to the roots, and some are blossoming and bearing fruit elsewhere, and finally developed the means of people who practice martial arts everywhere in Hebei.

And today's Yang family is the most powerful one in Hebei Jiangmen.

"Mr. Shen, welcome to come, I have admired my name for a long time."

It was not Empress Yang who came out to greet Shen Yu, but her brother, a middle-aged man in his thirties, this middle-aged man with a simple and unpretentious appearance, with a vicissitudes of life and thick arms, enthusiastically pulled Shen Yu's arm, in addition to welcome, there was also an embarrassment to tell Shen Yu that something had happened in the nearby prefectures and counties, so Empress Yang led her army to set off this morning to solve the matter.

Well, Shen Yu can understand, Empress Yang is now a walking humanoid auspicious rui, breaking countless homes and destroying countless doors, everywhere she appears, there are chickens and dogs, it is very likely that something happened around her, so she ran to deal with it.

"We are really happy that Mr. Shen can come."

Yang Pingyuan said very politely, and at the same time said that what Shen Yu said yesterday was really right.

"Mr. Shen, let me toast you!"

A quarter of an hour later, several tables of meals were prepared in the barracks, compared to the exquisite delicacy of the Prince's Mansion, the meals here were mainly based on big fish and meat, Yang Pingyuan personally poured wine for Shen Yu, and the generals who accompanied him also toasted to Shen Yu one by one.

Really, what Shen Yu said yesterday was so fucking right.

Since Empress Yang and the prince came against each other, everyone in Hebei Jiangmen has been looked down upon by the people of the world, and all aspects are ridiculing and despising them.

This makes the Hebei warriors very depressed, they are also doing things for the Son of Heaven, why are they looked down on by everyone?

Although it was bittersweet later, Empress Yang defeated the prince, but the reputation of Hebei Jiangmen became even more stinky, and many people scolded them for bringing disaster to the country and the people, and they were shameless, and even they were very confused.

But today, Shen Yu's theories in front of the public illuminated everyone's vision like a torch, and even Empress Yang didn't expect that Shen Yu could really clear her grievances.

She mainly relies on intuition, her mind is not so crooked, and the one who really knows the inside story is the old emperor or one or two treacherous and cunning people, but they don't know the inside story, and now it's good, what Shen Yu said made everyone understand at once, it turns out that he is the righteous party.

"The Son of Heaven is wise, the prince is mediocre, the woman is ignorant, and Empress Yang is mighty!"

These sixteen words are really wonderful.

"Well, what about the wine...... I'll just drink three cups, after all, I'm a powerless reader, I haven't practiced qi and martial arts, and if I drink too much, it will hurt my brain. ”

Shen Yu took the wine glass and replied flatly.

"It's okay, Mr. Shen can come today, we are very, very happy!"

Yang Pingyuan stopped the sound of his subordinates coaxing, and clinked glasses with Shen Yu very solemnly.

Hebei Jiangmen, with the help of Yang Hou, is now on the rise, but they also know their weaknesses, in addition to the shallow foundation, many enemies, the emperor treats them as swords, etc., what they lack the most is the real strategist.

The more people who have fought in battle, the more they know how important an excellent strategist is, not to mention Shen Yu in front of him, this person's words are simply overwhelming.

The two sides drank all the wine, and then began to eat, drink and chat, Yang Pingyuan told about the customs and customs of various parts of Hebei, including the difficulties encountered by Jiangmen in recent years.

"There are too many people, there are too few fields, and no matter how much you grow food, there is not enough food."

"Fortunately, everyone helps each other and can finally live, but people who practice martial arts can't eat enough, they can't eat well, and their bodies are bad. If you are not familiar with the place, why do people use you, and there are many rumors about how we Hebei people are. ”

"The most hateful thing is the Ministry of War, which always deducts our military salaries, as well as military merits, etc., and reports it, and delays it for you for half a year and a year, the soldiers are all killed on the front line, but the merit is not approved, and then the people who review it come down and say that everyone is dead, how to check, you shouldn't be making a fortune from the dead, right?"

"So, this time I went to Pingzheng's house, and we signed up one by one."

Yang Pingyuan spoke, and also introduced the people present to Shen Yu one by one, the previous Lord Yang was a cousin of Yang Hou, and these people present were also Yang Hou's cousins, cousins, cousins, and even brothers, brothers, sisters, and sisters.

After hundreds of years of development, Hebei Jiangmen has become an armed aristocratic group with you and me, and I have you.

And the most interesting thing is that because of the existence of extraordinary power, the people in the gate will not decay and fall, but have been tirelessly honing their martial arts and true qi, etc., and pursuing higher and stronger.

"The Zheng family, they purely deserve it."

"Yes, Mr. Shen, I have something I want to ask, don't you care, okay?"

"Of course you can, as long as you don't urge marriage, you can do anything."

"Hahaha, Mr. Shen, what I want to ask is, what do you think of civil officials and military attachés?"

"Civil and military attachés?

This is just a difference in distribution, in the peaceful era, the civil officials held the distribution power, and the military attachés, it was just that the civilian officials had to distribute it, and both sides held the power, there was no difference. ”

"Okay, then can I ask Mr. Shen, the sister admires Mr. Shen's talent very much, I wonder if I can get Mr. Shen's help?"

Yang Pingyuan is not a literati and does not have so many doorways, so he asked directly.

Of course, he knew that Shen Yu would refuse one hundred percent.

Even if he is tempted, he will definitely refuse, and then resign and give up, and finally reluctantly agree.

"Of course you can, I came this time to give Empress Yang a big gift."

A small box was placed at Shen Yu's feet, everyone was very curious about what it was, and now Shen Yu put this thing on the table, which attracted countless eyes.

"There is a book inside, which was originally dedicated to Empress Yang, but unfortunately she is not there, so let's wait for her to come back."

Shen Yu regretfully handed the box to Yang Pingyuan, "I'll take the key first, the things inside are a little bigger, and I'll give it to Yang Hou when the time comes." ”

"Good, good, good!"

Yang Pingyuan was very happy, he really didn't expect to be able to invite Shen Yu so easily, yesterday everyone discussed for half a night, and found that there was no way, what they could give, others would give more, and once Shen Yu joined them, then the reputation would stink.

"Mr. Shen, I promise you, if anyone dares to speak ill of you behind your back, I will be the first to spare him!"

Yang Pingyuan said this, and waved his fist at the three beauties who accompanied Shen Yu.

"Don't be like this, you can't help me, the population is like a knife, everyone is gold, you never pay attention to any publicity, and there are no talents in this area, which is also one of the reasons why Hebei has been suppressed over the years, hey."

"Propaganda, propaganda we also do, we also tell people that Hebei is bitter, but no one listens, and those who read books don't care about us, they all say that we are vulgar."

It was a heroic girl who spoke, she was the sister of Empress Yang, who also had wheat-colored skin and looked like a lively leopard.

"It's because you're stupid and don't know how to advertise!"

Shen Yu snorted coldly, looked at Empress Yang's cousin and others regretfully, and shook his head regretfully again.

"By the way, sister-in-law Hanbo, how is the rehearsal program going in the city?"

Shen Yu is talking about the White Lady crew, ah no, it's the White Lady troupe.

Director Shen is making up plays with a group of people these days, of course, after the arrangement, let the troupe start rehearsals, and now it has entered the beautiful February day of the West Lake, one green and one white sleeping in relative sleep, Jinshan Temple outside Hangzhou...... Ah no, it's the White Lady and Xiaoqing, who began to get on the boat to seduce Xu Xian.

"Mr. Shen, they haven't slackened these days."

"Well, let them come over, on the platform that has been erected, sing a play to these military masters, and the play will choose the chapter of the broken bridge."

Shen Yu's order made the sister-in-law scratch her head, but she still began to implement it very politely.

There is no stage in the barracks, but there is a high platform as well, and the troupe was invited to the high platform nervously and began to perform the scene of the White Lady and the broken bridge in the West Lake.

On the stage, the three women, well, Xu Xian was also a woman, and began to sing.

White Lady, the section of the West Lake Broken Bridge is a very famous paragraph, although it was transferred by Shen Yu, remodeled, etc., but it still made the soldiers and generals watching the audience applaud.

Who doesn't want to have two big beauties upside down, and who doesn't want to be upside down again and again? What's more, their singing is so good, easy to understand, and tactful, which makes people fascinated, especially at the end, seeing that a man and two women are about to get together, and then the story ends!!

That's how the story ends, and there's no more to !!!!!!

Is this still human?

"Mr. Shen, this play is really good, much better than those babbling and singing for a long time that we can't understand, it's really good."

Yang Pingyuan praised sincerely.

"Well, then I felt that Mr. Shen was confused, what does this have to do with propaganda, and he was inexplicably ridiculed by me, isn't it?"

Shen Yu said this, his eyes swept over the faces of these elites in Hebei Jiangmen.

These people, who grew up in a peaceful environment, have seen blood and killed people, but they still have humanity and virtue, not beasts that have experienced war and worn away the last glory of their bodies.

"I went to see the prince before and offered him three strategies.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next strategy is to add the Compendium of Materia Medica and stand with His Majesty, of course, this strategy has great side effects, headache and pain in the head and feet, simply put, to alleviate the contradictions, not to solve the contradictions. ”

"Huh?"

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, everyone had heard of Shen Yu's upper, middle and lower three strategies, and thought that the Compendium of Materia Medica was the best policy, but they didn't expect it, it was just a strategy, the kind that can't be used in short.

"As for the middle way...... Well, today's drama is a small part of the middle policy, I give you three days, guess what, what is my middle policy?

By the way, this little box is placed on your side, it is my gift to Empress Yang, it is very important, very important. ”

Shen Yu likes to give people questions the most, especially bullying a group of people who are not good at using their brains.

Excuse me, how many eggs do I have in my pocket? If you're right, I'll give you all four eggs.

"Two!"

Shen Yu bet they would reply like this.

(End of chapter)