New Year's Day.

Yangcheng.

A certain dwelling.

The young couple Shao Huan and Zhao Xiangyi were preparing the ingredients for today's lunch while chatting about several movies to be released during this year's Spring Festival.

Shao Huan was in a very good mood, he had just finished talking to his college classmates on the phone, and his classmates complained to him on the phone that they wanted to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City", but the tickets for the good positions were sold out in the past two days, and finally he had to choose a very poor position in the front row.

Shao Huan began to gloat when he heard this, he and his daughter-in-law Zhao Xiangyi had already discussed going to the theater to watch a movie on the first day of the Lunar New Year this year, so they booked tickets on Maoyan Movie very early, and it was natural that it was the best location.

"I said a long time ago that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is a key movie of Huashang, and it will definitely be a big hit, if you want to see it at the beginning of the New Year, there is still a good position, and you must buy tickets early, what do you think? My college buddy may not envy us now, the best location, 16:25 in the afternoon, the time is just right, fortunately I started early. ”

"Do you think "The Richest Man in Xihong City" can be good? I don't think the plot seems to be a bit fake. ”

Shao Huan patted his chest when he heard this: "Don't worry, it must be good-looking, Li Mu personally set the outline, Huashang gold medal director Shen Junsheng personally directed, Shen Teng starred, this lineup must not be wrong." ”

Previously, the husband and wife only said that they were going to the theater for the first day of the Lunar New Year this year, as for which film to watch, the woman said casually, she didn't care, Shao Huan is an authentic Huashang fan, so she didn't hesitate to buy a ticket for "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

"But I read the introduction of "Ex Raiders" should be good, the newcomer got married, set up the ex-boyfriend table and the ex-girlfriend table, and the ex-boyfriend table and the ex-girlfriend table were good, how interesting do you watch?"

"This plot is too silly, isn't it?"

"Silly? Anyway, I think it's quite interesting, and the cast is also good, Han Geng, Zheng Kai, Wang Likun, that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" Shen Teng is too greasy, and the heroine Jin Chen has never heard of it, Wang Likun of "Ex" is much more famous than Jin Chen, and it is estimated that it is not worse. ”

"Shen Teng isn't greasy, right?"

"Why don't we refund the ticket for "The Richest Man in Xihong City" and buy "Predecessor Raiders"."

"Huh? My buddy can't grab it, so I'll return it? ”

"I spend 100 million a month, I can spend 10 billion, I don't feel interesting, husband, let's quit, okay? Today, I'll watch "Predecessor Raiders". ”

Shao Huan was reluctant in his heart, but their young couple was newly married Yan'er, and he could refuse his wife's little request?

Gritted his teeth, took out his mobile phone and opened the cat's eye, and then flipped it back, the tickets were almost sold in three days, on the contrary, I looked at "Predecessor Raiders", there was still a good position for the tickets this afternoon, and I couldn't help but slander in my heart:

"Getting married, setting up an ex-boyfriend table, ex-girlfriend table? This couple is sick in the brain, right? No, it's the director's brain, or it's not, it's the screenwriter's brain! ”

Hold the mobile phone to click on the refund window, but I can't make up my mind, and finally switch to the "Predecessor Raiders" page, look at the schedule of the show, and then order two 14:00, the end time is 15:52, and the opening time of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" who is reluctant to return is 16:25, just after reading "The Predecessor Raiders" and coming out of the break, you can continue to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City".

The heart said that when the time came, he begged his wife, and his wife agreed, after all, the person was on the scene, and it was too late to refund the ticket when he didn't see it.

After buying the ticket, Shao Huan was in a good mood, and kept praising himself in his heart that he was really a genius.

At this time, his wife Zhao Xiangyi's phone rang.

"Who?" Shao Huan asked.

"Girlfriends!" After Zhao Xiangyi finished speaking, he connected the phone.

Shao Huan continued to prepare the meal while listening to his wife Zhao Xiangyi and his best friend dancing and chatting, as if the two had also talked about the movie, and after more than 20 minutes, the phone hung up, and Zhao Xiangyi walked to Shao Huan's side with a bright face.

"My best friend said that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is the best comedy in recent years, she just finished watching it, and the heroine Jin Chen is impressive, and said that this girl will definitely be popular in the future, by the way, you haven't refunded the movie ticket yet, right?"

"Retreated, what's wrong? Didn't you say you wanted to watch "Predecessor Raiders"? ”

"Tsk, you're really fast, okay, I'll buy two more, I've rarely seen my girlfriend praise a movie like this."

Saying that, Zhao Xiangyi also opened the Maoyan movie and browsed it, but after a while, he exaggerated and shouted: "There are no good seats for tickets for the day after tomorrow in the nearby theaters?" That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Gotta buy a big day after tomorrow. ”

"Wait." Seeing that his wife was about to place an order, Shao Huan finally had to have a showdown, "Why did I say that "Xihong City" is good-looking, but you don't believe it, and then your girlfriend praises you and you believe it!" Okay, you just have to wait for the afternoon movie. ”

"You didn't return?"

"I knew you would regret it!"

……

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon.

The husband and wife went to watch "Predecessor Raiders" first, but before the movie opened, it was as if there were nails under the buttocks of the little couple.

When he came out of the theater, his wife Zhao Xiangyi couldn't help but say: "Four screenwriters can't make up a story that can happen to a normal person." ”

Shao Huan nodded with palpitations: "My predecessor is all a collection of extreme jokes, and I am embarrassed to use my toes to slam the ground." ”

His wife Zhao Xiangyi was already tired: "Husband, let's go home, I'm tired and I don't want to see it." ”

"Huh?" Shao Huan glanced at the time, and there was less than half an hour before "Xihong City" opened, and he couldn't refund the ticket. ”

"If you don't waste it, you can waste it, after watching "Ex", I feel uncomfortable anywhere, and I don't have the energy to sit in the theater for two more hours."

"You're going to start watching the movie right away, can we just go in and watch it for half an hour? It's all here, and the tickets are all bought, at least let's see what the first impression of the movie looks like, right? Besides, if your girlfriend talks to you about "Xihong City" again, you can't even answer if you haven't watched it, I think otherwise, just watch it for another half an hour, and when the time comes, we will come out and go home, what do you say? ”

"Hmm...... All right! ”

Seeing that the discussion was clear, Shao Huan went to buy popcorn and drinks again, and waited for more than ten minutes after coming back, at which time the staff finally notified that he could enter.

The young couple followed the crowd into the screening hall together, and along the way, Zhao Xiangyi kept complaining about the "Predecessor Raiders" he had just watched.

Finding their own place and sitting down, the young couple chatted while listening to the small talk of the audience around them, which made most of the expressions of the audience around the two very excited, and from time to time there were some words of praise Huashang or Li Mu.

"I'm excited, Hua Shang finally made a comedy again, or starring Shen Teng, it is estimated that it must be good-looking."

"Actually, I don't think Huashang's comedy is classic, but it's still the same sentence, everything is afraid of comparison, obviously there are not many excellent comedy movies, but once you put it in the environment of process comedy, damn, dimensionality reduction strike!"

"What Lao Guo said in that sentence: 'It's not how powerful we are, it's all up to our peers!' ”

"The attendance rate seems to be very good, I feel that this time "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is definitely going to explode!"

"Is it really that hard to make a movie? Li Mu also graduated from computer science, but a bunch of serious directors can't catch up with one-tenth of Li Mu's level! ”

The young couple were listening to the small talk of the audience near the left, when the most familiar music suddenly sounded in their ears, and the husband and wife instinctively looked ahead, only to see a dragon-shaped logo composed of film on the big screen was flashing, and below the logo were the five big words "Public Screening Permit".

The dragon mark appeared, and the movie officially began.

The opening scene is the self-promotion of the protagonist Wang Duoyu, Wang Duoyu at the moment, 37 years old, unkempt, bloated, no matter from which point of view, Wang Duoyu does not look like an excellent athlete, but these disadvantages are all advantages in Wang Duoyu's mouth.

The older 37 years old has become a goalkeeper in his mouth, the older he gets, the more demonic he gets, he is unkempt and bloated, and he is currently at the peak of his body, and he is confident that he can play until he retires at the age of 60.

As a result, Lao Jin on the other side knew Wang Duoyu very well, saying that he had been in the third-class team all year round, and had been banned for biting people in the game, and even licked his face and kicked the women's football team.

The funniest thing is the flashback scene when Lao Jin unveils Wang Duoyu's old bottom, Shen Teng pretending to be a woman with red lips and pinching the throat of a male duck and pretending to be a woman, which can make the audience miserable.

"Hahahaha...... Is this Shen Teng? Hahaha......"

In addition, Wang Duoyu also made Japanese food - the body was filled with all kinds of RB delicacies for the aunt diners who gathered in a circle to enjoy.

I was a mannequin - the snoring sounded, and after I was woken up, I only cared about explaining to the art teachers and students, but I forgot that I was naked at the time, and I hurriedly went to cover the key parts of the action to make the sketch students laugh.

To the extent that the law allows, he has developed his body to the extreme.

After Wang Duoyu performed his basic skills as a goalkeeper, Lao Jin finally said the real purpose of this conversation - he wanted to use 200,000 yuan to buy Wang Duoyu to concede three goals in the game.

Wang Duoyu stepped forward and patted the money on the table gently, and then turned around and left in a dashing manner.

Mr. Jin was surprised, and Wang Duoyu stopped: "Goalkeeper, what you guard is the bottom line on the field, as long as I am here, your team will not want to score a goal!" ”

Wang Duoyu categorically rejected Lao Jin, not only Lao Jin was surprised, but also the audience in the theater.

Because normally, the protagonist should struggle and struggle.

It can be said that through this beginning, the image of Wang Duoyu has been successfully established in the hearts of the audience.

Wang Duoyu has a bottom line, and through this, the audience has initially established a sense of substitution for this role.

And yet next.

Lao Jin bought Wang Duoyu and lost three goals, but Wang Duoyu tried his best, and finally lost five goals.

The theater suddenly resounded with the laughter of the audience.

On the court, the battered Wang Duoyu fell backwards, but was just hugged by the players of the opposing team in time, and then was thrown into the air by the opposing players cheering collectively, and even Lao Jin in the stands gave Wang Duoyu a thumbs up - at this time, the theater once again resounded with the joyful laughter of the audience.

Good brother Zhuang Qiang was afraid that Wang Duoyu would not be able to open it, so he desperately rushed to Wang Duoyu, and finally knocked open the door in time at the last moment, but Wang Duoyu was not hanging himself at all, but changing the light bulb, Zhuang Qiang lay on the ground, and then the light came on and hit Wang Duoyu who was standing on the chair, and there was a kind of divine light inexplicably.

"Is my door locked?"

The theater burst into a burst of loud laughter.

And the little couple, husband Shao Huan secretly looked at his wife who had just said that she was tired and wanted to go home, only to see that she would have already laughed and leaned back.

"How? I said it must be very good-looking, you still had to ask me to refund the ticket and buy "Predecessor Raiders", what happened? Look at the fun that makes you happy. ”

Daughter-in-law Zhao Xiangyi instantly held back her laughter when she heard this, and said stiffly: "It's not funny!" ”

……

The film continued, Zhuang Qiang muttered that he couldn't get through on the phone just now, afraid that Wang Duoyu wouldn't want to open the accident, so he knocked on the door this time and came in, and then complained: "What kind of light bulb did you say you changed during the day?" Besides, can you pull the curtains open? You've got to shine in the sun! ”

Crash!

The curtain was opened by Zhuang Qiang, but it turned out to be the lady who was brushing her teeth on the other side, shaking hands with the building, the distance was so close, the lady was obviously confused by the curtain that was suddenly opened, and she stared at Zhuang Qiang with a big eye.

This scene is amazing, it can be called the funniest shot of the film so far, just listen to the boom, and the whole theater instantly burst into a burst of neat laughter.

"Hahaha......"

Some viewers even laughed while slapping their thighs.

Everyone around him was laughing, and Shao Huan was also laughing, and his smile was almost to his ears. Then he suddenly remembered the daughter-in-law beside him, so he suddenly turned his head suddenly, and when his daughter-in-law saw her husband suddenly turn her head, she had instantly stopped laughing one step in advance, but she was very uncomfortable.

"Isn't it funny? Why don't you laugh? Shao Huan felt incredible, her daughter-in-law didn't even laugh at this?

"It's okay, it's okay!" The competitive Zhao Xiangyi was about to be unable to hold back.

Shao Huan looked forward suspiciously, and then suddenly turned his head again after a few seconds.

This time, Zhao Xiangyi was still one step ahead of him, and he just smiled and immediately held back again.

Shao Huan sighed that his daughter-in-law's laughter was too high, and then continued to shift his attention to the movie.

And although Zhao Xiangyi, the daughter-in-law next to him, didn't make any sound, her slightly trembling body showed how hard she was holding back her laughter.

At this point the film continues.

In the car, Zhuang Qiang, a good buddy, comforted Wang Duoyu, saying that those who thought he was playing match-fixing were those who didn't understand football at all in society, and said that the team knew that Wang Duoyu was not capable.

This line - a lot of viewers were amused again.

Zhuang Qiang also said that with his face, it was impossible for the coach to fire Wang Duoyu, but the coach: "We are good to get together and disperse, and the coach is not a person who holds grudges." ”

"Hehehehehe......"

Another audience couldn't help but laugh.

The coach is really bad, and found a dog to replace Wang Duoyu to guard the goal.

"Hahaha......"

Not surprisingly, there will be laughter again.

Immediately afterwards, Zhuang Qiang threatened the coach again: "Wang Duoyu must stay today, if he leaves, I won't do it!" ”

As a result, when the audience was still sighing that this buddy could get along, they saw the coach smile: "A word is a certainty, and double salary is coming!" ”

Zhuang Qiang was dumbfounded, it turned out that he overestimated his status in the coach's mind, but looking at Zhuang Qiang's frosted eggplant, the audience in the theater couldn't help laughing again.

Shao Huan and the crowd laughed, laughed for a while, and then thought of his good wife who was always competitive and never admitted defeat, so he turned his head, and the whole person was stunned.

"I said, why are you still wearing a mask?"

Although his daughter-in-law's eyes are full of smiles, you can't see her mouth, and you're just not sure if she's laughing.

"You cow! No, watching movies is just to be happy, do you say you want to laugh or not, do you hold back your energy? Don't get tired! ”

"Hold on? Who's holding back? I didn't! It's not that funny! ”

Shao Huan held his wife's hand and continued to look down.

The laughter below is still very dense, Wang Duoyu just said that he was going to be lucky, but with a snap, a piece of bird fell on the car.

Funny!

Then within two seconds, Wang Duoyu turned on the wipers, and the pile of bird happened to be in the dead corner where the wipers couldn't reach.

When a joke ends, it's a whole new joke.

Wang Duoyu just said that this was to meet a nobleman, but he was immediately touched.

Wang Duoyu said that there was a dash cam in the car, but he swaggered over to look at the porcelain: "Net bragging!" ”

Then the man went back to lie down.

Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang educated the one who touched porcelain, and then the heroine Jin Chen rode a small electric donkey on the field, facing the upside-down black and white of the porcelain toucher, the good brother Zhuang Qiang deeply described the essence of the blacker and darker.

The porcelain touched the pity and said, "They shouldn't have meant it." ”

As a result, Zhuang Qiang: "Don't listen to him reversing black and white, we did it on purpose!" ”

Then Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang were successfully sent to the detention center, and in the end, Lao Jin came forward, and then the person was bailed.

At this point, the main plot of the film has officially begun to advance.

Mr. Jin told Wang Duoyu that in fact, buying him to play match-fixing was actually a test of his character, because he actually had a second master, named Wang Zongyao, who was an insurance tycoon on Treasure Island, worth 30 billion, Wang Zongyao just passed away last month, and Wang Duoyu was the only legitimate heir of his second master Wang Zongyao!

(End of chapter)