Chapter 18: The First Taste of the Childish Pig (14)
The man opened his big mouth and yawned, and said: "I want to sleep, but one of you wants to eat and the other is not allowed to eat, and the noise will kill me, if you want me to say, don't fight, I have a good way, so that you have no objection." β
The sergeant was at first frightened, but when he heard that there was a good way, he was overjoyed, and said, "Yes, yes, yes! β
The strange man said, "It's time for you to thank me now, do you know why?"
The sergeant said, "Anyway, I want to thank you." β
The strange man said: "You two let me eat, and you don't have to quarrel so hard, isn't it a good way?ah, how can I be so smart, and who else in the world can think of a better way than thisβ‘?" ββ β
Wu Gang changed color when he heard this, this man was as stupid as a pig but claimed to be smart, and he only spoke like a child. He was afraid that he would immediately reach out and grab it when he said this, so he took a breath and secretly took precautions.
The strange man said: "I don't like to eat people, it's sour and smelly, but you are so pitiful, first, that I can't sleep, and second, I am kind enough to help you solve your problems, and I will order a human flesh meal that is neither hungry nor full." He tilted his head and glanced at Wu Gang and said, "You have a lot of flesh, so I'll eat you first." β
The sergeant hurriedly said, "Yes, my skinny man is the worst, you can eat him first." β
When the strange man heard this, he grabbed Wu Gang, but he grabbed a vacancy, and when he looked closely, he couldn't find where anyone went. The sergeant was frightened, fearing that the strange man would eat himself before he could eat Ugang, and cried out, "Great god man." The big black one is behind you. β
The strange man reached out and swept behind him. It's swept away again. Wu Gang drilled from the bottom and stood two feet behind the strange man, looking in a hurry. The strange man would never believe that he could avoid his own grabs, and in normal times, he could not catch them, and no one could escape this sweep.
The sergeant said again: "Great godman, he is still behind you, ...... quickly" The words were not finished. There was no follow-up, Wu Gang was annoyed that he gave a point, and bounced it in the air, unloading his chin, and not letting him speak.
The strange man picked up the big square iron and smashed it with a "whew", how dare Wu Gang take it hard, so he had to jump away, the strong wind sounded, and a big hole was made in the place where he was standing just now. The strange man took out Fang Tie and saw that there was no body of Wu Gang in the pit, which was very strange.
Wu Gang said: "I'm here. Listen to me first. β
When the strange man heard this, he stopped his hand and said: "Forgive me, you can't escape from my 'Eight Sons of the Stars'. β
Wu Gangqi said: "I've heard of the 'Eight Sons of the Stars' for a long time, so it's you?"
The strange man was also very strange: "You haven't even heard of our name? β
Wu Gang smiled: "Your name has long been like thunder, how can you be called Bazi, but you are a person?"
Strange man: "It turns out that you have been like thunder, so I will answer you, you can listen well, my eldest brother Tianluzi, the second brother Hailuzi, the third brother Jiang Luzi, the fourth brother Heluzi, the fifth brother Linglu Zi, the sixth brother Feng Luzi, the seventh brother is my mountain Luzi, the eighth sister is the dry Luzi, known as the 'Eight Sons of the Stars', the eight sides are majestic, and the universe is mighty." β
Wu Gang listened to a sentence of praise:
"Wow, awesome!"
"It's majestic. β
"I like you guys to death!"
Zhizan was elated and said, "You are a very good person, so I am a little reluctant to eat you, which is a bit embarrassing." β
Wu Gang said: "Shanlu, I heard that all of your seven brothers are as handsome as you, and the eighth sister is as beautiful as a fairy, I don't know if it's true?"
When he heard him praise his handsomeness, he immediately had the urge to take him to meet his brothers, and said, "Handsome is needless to say, what is a fairy, it is less than a finger of my eighth sister." β
Wu Gang said: "I heard that you are here this time to do an extremely important thing, I don't know what is important to work on the 'Eight Sons of the Stars', it can be seen that the prestige of the Eight Sons gallops in every corner of this heavenly realm." β
At this time, Shan Lu had a feeling of familiarity at first sight towards him, and said: "Isn't it? That kid from Qiu Rongdong knelt down and begged us, saying that there was an emperor who asked him for help, and he wanted to kill the Sixth Captain, and our lord said that the Sixth Captain was the most prestigious cultivation master in the Heavenly Realm, and he couldn't kill him without us, especially my Dafang Tie, one smash one, or maybe two smashes, and three or five strokes can be solved." That's why we're here. β
Wu Gang said: "You are tall and bold, and you are not afraid to walk alone, although those seven people are high, I am afraid that you are not as brave and courageous as Shanlu." β
Shan Lu said: "There is a lot of fog here, I got away with them, it doesn't matter, I will definitely be able to find the Myanmar Valley, I arrived before them, and not a single lieutenant will be left for them." β
Suddenly, he sighed loudly: "It's a pity, you're going to die, since you've heard our secrets, it won't be possible if you don't kill you, it's too good to think of you, is it okay to discuss one thing with you?"
Wu Gang said: "It's okay to kill me, I also have one thing, I'll talk about it when you finish speaking."
Shanlu said: "You obediently let me eat it, so that I don't have to beat you up, and I feel sad when I see it." β
Wu Gang said: "Shanlu Zi, you are so kind, I want to thank you, but we met once and we must leave a memorial, can you agree?"
Shan Lu said: "Then there is no way, among the people I killed, you are the best, I will rely on you, you say to listen." β
Wu Gang said: "I admire the most powerful people in my life, I really like you the most when I see you today, I want to compare my strength with you, fight three punches, and make a commemoration." I'm sure I can't compare to you, but whoever told me to like to associate with powerful people the most, it's not too late for you to eat me. β
Shanlu laughed, and said after laughing: "Okay, okay, I'll eat you who are flattened, don't blame me!"
Wu Gang said: "Look, the fist is coming!" Shan Lu raised his arm and gathered all his strength to punch him, Wu Gang received this blow, and the whole person flew out and disappeared into the dense fog.
The mountain marsh couldn't see through the fog and shouted, "Black boy, how are you?"
The fog replied, "It's okay, let's come again." The sound came to the people, and they stood in front of the mountain in front of them.
The mountain leader held him and looked left and right, and saw that he was alive and jumping, and he didn't believe it, and he was so happy that he was jolting for a while, and said: "Hey, how can you not die, fortunately, fortunately, again!" took a step away, rushed forward, and punched him with a "whew", Wu Gang also punched him, with a loud bang, and both of them fell backwards.
The mountain roared, "Enough, come again!" and "Be careful!" got up and raised the basket-sized fist and smashed it.
Wu Gang saw that he was innocent, and said in his heart: "I'm sorry, I have to hurt you!"
"Click, click, click" three loud sounds, the mountain roared three times, fell to the ground, knuckles, wrists, and shoulders were broken. At this time, the mountain marsh no longer had any strength, lying on the ground and groaning, moaning and praising at the same time: "Good punch, three punches have passed, but unfortunately you can't lose or win!"
Wu just passed, restored his bone joints one by one, and said: "Shanlu, you lie here for seven days and can't move, as long as you move, the bone joints will be displaced, and you will no longer be able to regain your former strength, but you can hear it clearly, remember to remember!"
Shan Lu said: "I don't accept it!"
Wu Gang said: "Wait for you to get better, and I'll fight again in the future, this time I won by luck, and next time I will definitely lose to you." β
"Next time, you have to be careful, I'll break your joints." β
Wu Gang pretended to be frightened and hurriedly said, "You have to show mercy to your subordinates, don't hurt me too much." β
"That's that, I won't kill you." β
Wu Gang didn't have time to talk to him, hugged his fists and said goodbye, picked up the sergeant and left. These three punches fought each other, so frightened that the sergeant was terrified and fainted. It wasn't until Wu Gang put him down and repaired his jaw that he regained consciousness, and there was only one thought in his heart: "This person can't even hurt him with the great demon mountain in the 'Eight Sons of Stars', he is simply a god." Suddenly, I heard the aroma of barbecue, and I couldn't help but shout in my heart: "It's over, my legs." I looked down and saw that my legs were still there, but I felt sweat coming out of my forehead, dripping down one by one. I felt that my hands and feet could move, but I still couldn't believe it, this man said that he was going to eat himself, how could he still reset his joints, and what was his intention? The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became.
With a "horn", a piece of roast meat was thrown in front of him.
"Eat quickly, I'm going to ask you after eating!" a cold sentence came.
He finished his meal with a shudder, then sat with his head down, like meat on a cutting board, waiting for Wu Gang to come and chop him up at will.
"Each of the six capitals you followed brought a letter from the Taiwei Mansion to me, what is that?" Wu Gang asked in a fierce voice.
The sergeant knew that if he told half a lie, the person in front of him could be crushed to death with just one finger, so he had to say honestly: "Each of the six generals has in his hand a letter from the official department who went to the six war camps to take up his post. β
Wu Gang suddenly remembered what he had heard on the camphor tree last night: "Nie Zhaofeng said: 'Madam, doesn't this show that I attach great importance to sympathizing with the soldiers of the Sixth Battalion? I have already sent a group of people to invite each other, and this will send another group to greet each other, and this is inviting and greeting, doesn't it seem that I, Corporal Nie Zhaofeng, are you thinking again?" Mrs. Nie said: 'Who knows what you are thinking?' Nie Zhaofeng said: 'Tomorrow I will inform the adults of all departments that my Nie Taiwei's trust in the soldiers is reflected in the commendation of the six captains, and then the master of the horse will also come. But it turned out that Nie Zhaofeng had already found me hiding in a tree, and deliberately said these words to me, so as to teach me to be fooled and take more detours, which delayed a night, maybe when I got there, the six captains were already on the ground. (To be continued......)