Chapter Seventy-Three: Old Onmyoji
"Father-in-law, I don't think you need a bladed weapon, after all, it's all your own family, and it's not good to hurt anyone." Jiang Sun Che persuaded hard, and finally Huangshan finally agreed to use the unopened weapon.
"In addition, father-in-law, it's not too early at this time, I have to go to see Zhao's father-in-law in a while, I really can't delay too long, I can only compete with one wife and brother, and then I'm leaving, please forgive my father-in-law." Jiang Sun Che said sincerely and embarrassed.
"One?" Huang Shan frowned.
"Yes, father-in-law, Prince Liang told me that I must take the ladies back to the house before the unitary time, otherwise it will be unlucky, now that the time has passed halfway, I haven't gone to Zhao's father-in-law, so I can only live with the two wives and brothers." Jiang Sunche said as if I couldn't help it.
In fact, Jiang Shunqin didn't say what time he wanted to return to Jiang's house before o'clock, this unitary time is unlucky is Jiang Sunche's own rule, anyway, it is impossible for Huangshan to confront Jiang Shunqin, and others don't know what Jiang Shunqin said to Jiang Sunche, so make up a 'white lie'.
Although this white lie is only more kind to Jiang Sun Che.
"Well, then." Fortunately, Huangshan didn't say anything polite at all, and agreed.
This time it was the turn of the two brothers, Da Amber and Xiao Hu, to be unhappy, and only one of the two of them could compare with Jiang Sun Chebi, and they both wanted to come.
So he pushed up, "I'm the eldest brother, and my martial arts are better than yours, I want to compare with my brother-in-law!" ”
"Cut, were you born with a cup of tea before me? If I hadn't been generous and gave you the name Da Amber, would you be a big brother? also said that my martial arts skills are not as good as you, have you forgotten the crying father who was beaten by me last time called your mother? Huang Xiaohu said unconvinced.
"I let you do it last time!" Huang Dahu glared at his brother.
"Oh, is it? So who took off their pants and rode me as a horse last time? Huang Xiaohu said in a weird way.
'Yo! Take off your pants and ride someone else's horse? You two are having a lot of fun. Jiang Sunche watched in amazement as the two brothers quarreled.
Huang Dahu was said to be ashamed, and his eyes widened angrily, "Fart! You were the one who cheated that time! ”
"You give me a horse to ride." Huang Xiaohu said unhurriedly.
"If you didn't say that the little flower next door is here, can I get distracted!" Huang Dahu gritted his teeth and said.
"And took off his pants." Huang Xiaohu imitated the appearance of taking off his pants.
"You treacherous!" Huang Dahu's eyes were red, and he was about to help but do it.
"It's quite similar to you learning to bark a horse, learn two more to listen." Huang Xiaohu continued to provoke.
"Ah!!h Huang Dahu couldn't hold back anymore and pounced on Huang Xiaohu.
Huang Xiaohu was caught off guard and punched twice, and then he was also controlled by anger, the two scuffled and then together, the two little kids completely forgot what martial arts moves they had, just like the ruffians on the side of the street, you give me a punch, I will give you a kick, and they pulled each other's hair when they were in a hurry.
Seeing Jiang Sun stunned (dog), this Huang Xiaohu is really a genius, and every word that can accurately hit Huang Dahu's sore spot.
This is the old Onmyoji.
However, I have only just used this strategy, and you two have taken the bait, and it is too face-saving, and I have not yet experienced the pleasure of calculating others. ’
Seeing the appearance of the two sons, Huang Shan couldn't hold back his face, stepped forward, and one of them gave a punch, and the two of them covered their heads and shouted in pain.
"You two little bunnies know to be a shame on me! Don't stand up yet! The angry Huang Shan wanted to go up and hit him twice, but was stopped by Jiang Sun Che.
"My father-in-law is angry, angry, the two wives and brothers are still young, they are not familiar with their minds, they are just angry for a while, and they don't need to be so angry." Jiang Sunche acted as a peacemaker.
Huang Meiyu also stepped forward to persuade, but her persuasion was a little weird, "That's it, don't be angry, father, what virtue do the two of them have, doesn't my father know yet, it's just so simple-minded, when will Dad and you be about the same, it is estimated that they will grow up." ”
Jiang Sunche looked at Huang Meiyu in shock, 'Almost? What do you mean by that? Does it mean that when your two younger brothers are mature, is your father also getting cold? You're really a good fighter. ’
Huang Meiyu also seemed to realize that her words were a little wrong, and hurriedly explained, "Dad, I didn't mean that, I mean the two of them grew up, and you can't beat them anymore, it's not right, I mean ......"
She didn't explain it for a long time, but Jiang Sunche understood one thing, that is, the three children of the Huang family are not good at words, oh, except for Huang Xiaohu, the little master of yin and yang.
I have to rely on Jiang Sunche to save the scene (calculate), "Father-in-law, since the two wives and brothers want to compete with me, and no one is convinced, I think it is better to let the two of them fight, and then choose who can compete with me."
Second, it can also dispel the resentment of the two brothers, and the emotion is a thing, it is better to block it, or let the two of them solve today's conflict as soon as possible, so that the two of them can reconcile as soon as possible, what do you say, father-in-law? ”
Huang Shan glanced at Jiang Sun Che, and Jiang Sun Che immediately understood that his little calculation had been seen through.
Jiang Sunche originally wanted to use the only qualification to compete with him to create confrontation and let the two brothers fight, so as to avoid Jiang Sunche one-on-two, and it could consume the spirit and physical strength of the Huang family brothers, making it easier for him.
I said that I couldn't deceive Huangshan, how could such a leader of the scholar clan be fooled by such a small calculation. ’
Fortunately, Jiang Sun Che didn't expect to be able to deceive Huangshan, because this was a conspiracy.
Today is the day to return home, Jiang Sun Che must go to see Zhao Buzhu, this is etiquette, but also the rules, the most important thing is that Jiang Sun Che added a rule of 'Jiang Shunqin said that he must return to the house when he is united', even if Huang Shan understands Jiang Sun Che's small conspiracy, he can't stop it.
Because the rules are bigger than the sky.
"In that case, then the two of you will fight, and the winner will compete with your brother-in-law." Huangshan didn't stop anything, and agreed to it.
"Yes, father." The two agreed at the same time, then distanced themselves and glared at each other.
The two looked at each other for a while, and they all rushed towards each other with their long swords, and the momentum was as if they were their father-killing enemies on the other side.
Forehead...... This analogy is inappropriate, and it should be a wife-snatching ...... It doesn't seem to be appropriate.
Anyway, when the enemies see each other, they are very red-eyed.
The two of them went straight to the point, without mercy, Huang Shan and Huang Meiyu's strange appearance made Jiang Sun Che feel empty.
If this happens, it will be either miserable or hurtful, this Huang father-in-law's heart is really a little hard. ’
In the end, Huang Dahu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, limped and walked back with joy on his face, "Stack, Woo Yinlie, Sister Hu, come on." ”
Jiang Sun Che couldn't bear to look at him directly, his mouth was swollen, and he couldn't speak clearly.
One sentence, Dad, I won, brother-in-law, let's compare.
I can't even hear it.
Looking at Huang Xiaohu who fell to the ground in the distance, he simply became a pig's head, the kind that even his mother couldn't recognize.
'You two are really good brothers, are you two born to the same mother?' It can't be half-sibling, right? ’
Although he complained in his heart, Jiang Sunche knew that they were born to the same mother, and they were twins.