Chapter 402: An Old Monk Who Doesn't Reach the Dao
The corners of Xiao Cheng's mouth jumped with disdain, and he said in a condensed voice: "Master, what a sharp word, amazing." The core crux of the problem was lightly brushed off by you, and it seems to be the same, but what the real situation is, you and I know it, why deceive yourself?
Hmph, although I am not convinced, but I also know that I can't tell you one, two, or three with my tongue, don't you just rely on your tongue to eat?...... I'm not here to discuss this confusing account with my teacher, I have important things to discuss with my teacher, I don't know if I can go in and wait, and when the lecture is finished, you and I will talk about it again?"
Xiao Cheng smiled.
"Good, please wait for the donor to enter the No. 1 meditation room of the Cloud Buddha, the old man has finished preaching, and he should talk to the donor." How intelligent Master Fajara was, he immediately understood that this person was not a simple believer, but must be a person with status in the spiritual world, or I don't know who it was? If you dare to talk to Mahayana Buddhism like this, you must have a high status.
The old monk thought a lot, and decisively ordered to invite this person to enter and wait.
Xiao Cheng sneered, and under the guidance of a little novice, he went to the No. 1 meditation room of the Cloud Buddha.
After the little novice led him to a remote meditation room in the temple, he glared at him fiercely, didn't say much, didn't even owe a cup of tea, and turned around and left directly, leaving him alone.
Xiao Cheng's nose is about to be crooked, and there is such a bald donkey who treats guests? Sure enough, Fagalo can't educate good disciples, if you don't give food, can Lao Tzu still be hungry?
Angrily took out the best fragrant tea from the belt of the juggernaut, and made a bunch of spiritual fruits with all colors and flavors, and gnawed happily on them.
Fortunately, I didn't forget that this is the holy land of Buddhism, I wanted to take out the roasted chicken legs, and I thought that Fagala had been angry like thunder, if there were chicken bones all over the ground, it was estimated that the monks would have to fight with themselves. It's not worth it, forget it, give Fa Liuli a face, otherwise, you won't be angry!
Xiao Cheng muttered a few times, enjoying himself, eating and drinking, while waiting for the old bald donkey...... Come over after the old lama finishes teaching.
This is a long time, and it is not until the stars shine in the western sky on the moon that the lecture is completed.
After waiting for another half an hour, Fagalo entered the meditation room with an indifferent face, thinking that the distinguished guest was already very angry, but after entering, he was angry and almost ignorant again.
I saw that the ground was full of fruit pits, the tea set on the table was crooked, the tea was dripping from the table to the ground, a mess was not enough to describe, and what was even more annoying was that the snoring sound shook the sky, and the young man took out a fluffy teddy bear out of nowhere, and fell asleep on the bed with his clothes closed, and the saliva soaked the teddy bear.
"Good, good. Amitabha, the great sun is coming, immeasurable light, immeasurable supernatural powers, suppressing the demons in the heart, I am shocked!"
Fajara exercised several times, calmed down his anger, sat on a wooden chair, and said, 'The donor wakes up'.
The next moment, a terrifying sound wave pierced into Xiao Cheng's ears in his sleep, and the frightened man jumped up.
The dragon tooth sword appeared, swung around his body, and the 'Night Battle Bafang Hidden Sword Style' reappeared, and he asked in a loud voice: "But Tuoba Fushen is chasing after the dead woman?" This sleepy-eyed man shouted completely by instinct.
The bitter battle with Tuoba is vivid, so he subconsciously shouted this.
Fagalo's eyes widened suddenly, and he glanced at the Dragon Tooth Sword in Xiao Cheng's hand. This amethyst mythril forged, unique sword in the world, he knows it, and if so, he also understands who the person in front of him is, not the bastard who abducted the little junior sister's heart or who?
"No wonder it's so arrogant, it turns out that it was the owner of the West Factory who arrived, and the old man was polite." Fagalo joined forces with Xiao Cheng, who was in a daze.
"Hehe, Fagalo, do you recognize me? No wonder, no wonder, yesterday I had a fight with Tuoba Fushen, that woman was so angry, I thought she was chasing her. Bald Ass ...... No, it's a good idea, don't be angry.
The master, Xiao Cheng, the master of the West Factory, has met the master. ”
He put away the dragon's tooth sword and teddy bear, took off the illusion mask, and grinned at Fagalo, as if he were ...... , very familiar.
"I'll take it, are the poor monks very familiar with you, are you smiling?" Fajaro scolded angrily in his heart, his face remained silent, and he said slowly: "Master Xiao Shi is polite, Lao Wei opens the altar to preach the Fa once a year, and today's lecture is the most 'lively', Xiao Shizhu has made great contributions, and it is good."
Fajara spared no effort in his sarcasm.
"Ahh Xiao Cheng laughed, pretending to be confused and very good at saying.
The sevenfold aperture behind Fagala's head violently turbulent, shattered with a pop, obviously, the resentment was too heavy, and the merit aperture could not be maintained.
"Oh, Master, the circle behind your head is broken, you don't want to be finished...... Passed away, right?
Don't sauce purple, Fa Liuli is very worried about you, if you pass away, how can I report the good news to the little bell girl...... No, no, it's bad news...... It's not right, the Buddhist monk passed away, and he was blissful in his life, is this a happy event or a ......?
Guru, don't look at me like that, your expression is terrifying. ...... Well, I'll just shut up".
Xiao Cheng looked at Fagalo's eyes that wanted to eat people, and he was silent. The nose looks at the mouth, the mouth looks at the heart, and pretends to be a harmless good child.
"Buddha, forgive the disciple, first, the disciple surged to kill the business, this is not right. The Buddha must forgive me, the demons and monsters cannot shake the hearts of the disciples, please the Buddha to protect me, chant the mantra of the pure heart ......".
Fagalo closed his eyes, silently recited the scriptures more than a dozen times, felt calm, opened his eyes and looked at the young man with an indifferent face, handsome and chic appearance, and evil in his eyes, and suddenly felt that his head hurt.
"I really have the urge to take out a tin staff and smash this handsome face, the little junior sister was fooled by this person, he can be fooled more than a magic stick. ...... Oh, the disciple is on fire again with ignorant karma, good, don't do that. Buddha, don't you want disciples......?"
Fagalo's mental activities are too complicated, but the old monk is like a cow, and he can't see it on his face. Xiao Cheng thought that the old monk was discouraged, and his heart relaxed a lot.
"Lord Xiao, please be cautious, don't say some things casually, to avoid regretting it later. Please get to the point, dare to ask, what is the matter of coming thousands of miles away?" Fajaro calmed down and turned the conversation to the main topic.
"The little thing is to catch up with my brother, after all, Fa Liuli is one of my little wives in the future, so I have to talk to the bald donkeys...... The teachers have a good relationship". Xiao Cheng replied casually.
"Wow, the Buddha forgives the sin, the old man is going to subdue the demon and subdue the demon to kill the ring today!"
Fagalo exploded, and a golden tin staff appeared out of thin air, facing the boastful Xiao Cheng, smashing his head and covering his face!
"Are you crazy?...... Oops, the old bald donkey is really crazy, who will save his life......". Xiao Cheng screamed.
There were chaotic sounds in the meditation room, there was the sound of the table falling to the ground, and there were screams, but the little novices outside were collectively deaf, as if they hadn't heard anything, and they opened and closed their mouths and chanted scriptures, and their ears did not hear and their eyes were not clear, and no monk went to see what was happening in the meditation room.
After a stick of incense, he put away the tin rod and sat on the chair of the master, closed his eyes and recited 'Amitabha', and on the other side, Xiao Cheng, who fell to the ground for a while, finally moved, turned it over, took out a small bronze mirror, looked at the extra blood marks on his face and the three large bags on his head, and his steel teeth were almost crushed.
"The old monk is too ruthless, he really beckons to death, if he hadn't practiced it, wouldn't it be a corpse?"
However, I also knew that it was because of my cheap mouth, so I didn't say anything.
Sitting on the ground, he took out the pill and applied it internally and externally to heal the injury, but in the blink of an eye, the injury on his face was gone, and the big bag on his head was also swollen and pain-relieving, he stood up like no one else, helped up the wooden chair with a missing leg and sat on it, looked at the old monk who had opened his eyes and finally controlled his hatred, and said in a condensed voice: "I don't have anything to do with you, you don't know how to make trouble, and I don't know what to do."
Seeing that the bald donkey's face changed when he heard this, and it seemed that he was about to start a fight again, Xiao Cheng hurriedly changed his tone.
"Hey, hey, I'm playing with you, Buddhist monks can't be angry lightly. You, a monk, are obviously not good enough, why do you shout and kill after a few words, this is how the Buddhas and monks influence the world, and if you are not convinced, you will do it, isn't this hegemonism?
Xiao Cheng's words made Fagaro unable to refute, the old monk snorted coldly in displeasure, muttered a few words of Buddhist tongue twisters, Xiao Cheng didn't hear what the scriptures were, he raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Cheng and said: "The Buddha also has a time when King Kong is angry and subdues demons, you dare to use Fa Liuli to say things, if the old man doesn't beat you, the Buddha will also blame." ...... Amitabha, the old man is right".
Xiao Cheng wants to cry without tears, what kind of dog-haired monk is this, shouldn't he be like Tang Seng who touches the world with broken thoughts, how can he wave a tin staff to subdue demons and subdue demons at every turn?
That's right, if it's not such a senior brother, how can there be a junior sister like Fa Liuli who is prone to killing? This is a matter of the same lineage, and it can be inferred from this that the legendary Jingguang Buddha is by no means a fuel-efficient lamp, but they are all dressed in a layer of Buddhist monks, fooling the world.
I just believed in this set, and I knew that the old bald donkey couldn't stand the stimulation, so why bother? How could I be beaten by such an old immortal without changing my body? This is a kind of self-immolation by playing with fire, and I can't blame others.
Xiao Cheng is in self-reflection.
"Guru, actually, I am here today to invite my master to participate in the grand event. Don't you like to subdue demons and subdue demons? Well, in a few days, let's go to the two realms together to fight and kill the innocent, killing the wicked is equivalent to saving the innocent, the merit is great, but the victory has built a hundred floating slaughterhouses, what are you waiting for? In the League of Legends team, the guru is an indispensable link." Xiao Cheng began to flicker.
Fagaro looked at the saliva in front of him with stupid eyes, but in fact, the kid who didn't give any benefit at all, almost shouted, 'You foolish child, why do the poor monks follow you to mess around'?
"Bald donkey, don't go to the road, wow, it seems that it's not easy to fool, the old and cunning dead monk is really difficult." Xiao Cheng secretly scolded, with a smile on his face, waiting for Fagaro's response.
"The poor monk does not want to go". The words of Fagalo came.
Hearing this, Xiao Cheng's smile froze on his face. R1058