Chapter 101: A Yin Wind Blows
The two men looked at Hua Dafu at the bottom of the pit and said in unison, you are a villain, you should not be saved, but now in the face of this great monk, it is not good to disobey his bodhisattva heart, and he has the right to help save you.
The two men climbed the edge of the pit one after the other, not at all like the beginning, their feet could not move, and now they moved freely, and they soon pulled the stinky and bloody Hua Dafu from the bottom of the pit to the road, and let him move his body step by step to slowly walk to the place where he should go, and they and the Pure Heart Master filled in the big pit with earth and stones to make it easier for passers-by to walk.
In the coconut wind and sea rhyme restaurant in a small town on the outskirts of the coastal city, two beautiful boys are called Ma Xiang, the other is called Niu Lida, the two are classmates, and they usually have a relationship.
When the wine was half-drunk, the motor sounded and had nothing to say, Niu Lida, we got married on the same day, can we have children on the same day? Hardly.
Niu Li snorted and said seriously, this is difficult to say, it is not difficult to say, maybe your wife will fall first. The motor sounded and spoke in a man's and woman's voice, and he said in a sharp voice, Maybe it was your wife who fell first. Because your name has the upper hand, it is called Niu Li, Niu Li, Niu Li, Strong, and the ability of sperm to survive is also strong.
Niu Lida said that people's names have nothing to do with that. Saying that, he touched the wine glass with the motor again, and suddenly remembered that the single halberd known as Shan Banxian would tell the hexagram, so he said, we can't say who is the gentleman and child of the two families, and there is a person named Shan Tianji who can calculate accurately, so it is better to ask him to calculate.
Ma Xiang has never believed in fortune-telling, and even said that he was a ghost, so he immediately knocked on the table and said that it was all a lie, do you believe it too?
Niu Lida is by no means a lie. The motor kept shaking his head, saying I don't believe it.
Niu Lida is a more serious character, he said, what am I betting with you, if the single halberd is accurate, how about you? Ma Xiang didn't answer directly, but asked him, if the single halberd is not accurate, how about you?
Niu Lida opened his eyes wide, and said to him, if the halberd is not accurate, even if I lose, I will pay you 10,000 yuan.
The motor shook his head and said, what is 10,000 yuan? Also bet a little bigger. Niu Lida smiled strangely, shook his head, and then leaned close to the ear of the motor and whispered, don't bet big, bet in another way.
The motor squinted his eyes and asked, which way to bet?
Niu Lida lowered his voice and said that this way, if I lose the bet, let my wife sleep with you for one night; If you lose the bet, let your wife sleep with me for one night, why not?
Ma Xiang thought to himself: His wife Hu Die is the school flower, and Niu Lida's wife Li Yuan is the class flower, if he loses the bet, will he suffer?
But Ma Xiang has always been distracted, and subconsciously he can afford to look down on Niu Li's wife. I feel that whether it is Hu Die or Li Yuan, their bewitching and glamorous charms have their own charm. After weighing it in his heart, he agreed.
Niu Lida stretched out his hand to hook him, and then he graciously rushed to pay for the wine, and the two drunkenly went to find Shan Tianji to tell the hexagram.
Out of the coconut wind and sea rhyme restaurant, only to see the sky clear and cloudy, to the north of the town street, when you are about to arrive at the door of the divination hall opened by the single heavenly halberd, the sky has become cloudy again, and the sea breeze blows, followed by lightning and thunder, it is clear that it is going to rain heavily.
I saw a long queue of people waiting for the fortune teller in the divination hall, and most of them scattered, because they didn't bring rain gear, they all wanted to leave before it rained.
Seeing this, Shan Tianhalberd immediately started a hexagram, but it was the "Qian" hexagram, which was a sign of clear light, he was puzzled, looked at the dark clouds rolling in the sky outside the door, and calmly said to a column of people waiting for the hexagram, you don't go, this sky only thunders and does not rain, and it will be sunny again in a while.
Ma Xiang and Niu Li lined up behind the queue waiting for the hexagram, and discussed, let's give more money Shan Tianji asked him to give us a hexagram in advance, see if it's okay?
When a person at the front of the queue heard this, he turned around and scolded, "That's not good, you give more money, I can't give more money." I've been waiting for more than an hour, and you're late, so you can't break the rules.
The motor rings and says, just wait! He stood at the door, deliberately stretched his hand out of the door, and his palm was already able to catch the mist falling from the sky like rain and not rain, anyway, there was a feeling of wetness, so he subconsciously thought:
It seems that this rain will definitely fall, but it will have to wait for a while, and it is not like what Shan Tianji said, only thunder and no rain, which shows that his hexagram may not be accurate.
It's not necessarily accurate, I'm betting with Niu Li, maybe the single halberd divination divination is not accurate, and I will win. When the time came, Niu Lida obediently gave his daughter-in-law, Li Yuan, the former class flower, to me to sleep for one night.
As if he is the winner now, he even thinks that he will be a little more concealed when the time comes, and if he wins, he must not make a noise, for fear that the impact will not be good, so he has to avoid his wife Hu Die, go to a safe hotel outside to open a room, and happily have a night.
Niu Lida firmly believes that he will win the bet and can take advantage of it, because Shan Tianji will definitely make this hexagram accurate. It's just that my wife, who is worried about the sound of the motor, will not agree.
There were still three or four people standing in line in front, and when it was Shan Tianji's turn to give them divination, he suddenly turned around and whispered, If I win the bet, you can't break your word.
Ma Xiang said no, Niu Lida had no confidence in his image, felt that he was not as handsome as Ma Xiang, and said to him, what if your wife Hu Die didn't look down on me?
Mada Hibiki didn't think he would ask that, and didn't know how to answer. Niu Lida said again, if your wife doesn't like me, it's okay, take the money and fold it, just 10,000 yuan!
Ma Xiang said that it is still unclear, who won the bet and who lost, in case I won the bet, you will not do it if you take the money and fold it!
Ma Xiang does not have the worry of Niu Lida, he is very confident in himself, because of his long body and handsome people, when he was in school, he was chased by many girls, including Li Yuan, who had thrown flattery at him, but later found that there were more beautiful and better girls than her in the pursuit of Ma Xiang, she thought that she could not compete with others, so she gave up. This delicate relationship is not clear to Niu Li, and it is inconvenient for him to say it.
At this moment, Ma Xiang snorted and said, if I win the bet, your wife's business, as long as you don't object, she will never resist.
Niu Lida felt that the motor had not answered his question, and asked, if I win, what if your wife doesn't do it? Ma Xiang snorted again and said, don't worry, I do her work, you want to use money to fold, it's impossible.
At this time, there was a faint thunder in the clouds in the sky, but it just didn't rain. Niu Lida firmly believed that the hexagram of the single halberd was accurate, he turned back to the motor and said, you see this celestial phenomenon, if it is not only not raining for a while, but the sky is still clear, it is enough to witness that the hexagram of the single halberd is extraordinary, and it can also be speculated that I bet with you and will definitely win.
Ma Xiang saw that there was a person in front of him who finished calculating the hexagram and walked away, he gently pushed Niu Lida, lowered his voice and said, it is impossible for each hexagram to be 100% accurate, just like in a war, there can be no victorious general. Whether I won the bet or you won the bet, don't remove the lid too early.
Shan Tianji was divining the hexagram to the person in front of him, and he heard someone whispering, but he didn't hear it clearly, and he didn't want to hear it clearly, so he just stopped it immediately.
I saw him standing in front of a flag painted with a gossip image of a yin and yang fish, and shouted at the motor that had just spoken, don't talk about it, I'm divination, your speech will interfere with the magnetic field information, I am affected, if the divination is not accurate, you are equivalent to smashing my brand, I suggest you get out immediately.
When he said this, a gust of yin wind suddenly blew in from outside the door, and the flag of the yin and yang gossip diagram was blown to the ground.
Niu Lida gave up his hand to stop the anger of the Shan Tian Halberd, and at the same time walked out of the queue, picked up the flag that the wind blew to the ground, and hung it on the wall behind the Shan Tian Halberd. Then he pointed to the motor and said to him, Shan Ban Xian, you immortals have never seen mortals, that one is my friend, you can bear with me! He came with me, and he came to see you. Let Brother Ma see and understand today, and he will make a name for you in the future.
But Shan Tianji was not very interested in Niu Lida's words, and he realized that the situation just now was not auspicious, so he said to the people who were still standing in the middle of the column waiting for divination, that this is the end of today, and that he wants to come back tomorrow morning.
A few people scattered in the queue and glared at the unfamiliar motor, as if to say, it's not you who are mischievous, and it will be Shan Tianji's turn to tell me divination in a while.
Mada Xiang is very sensitive, he rejects this kind of complaining emotion, and replied, that yin wind is blowing in, how can you blame me? I have the ability to blow the yin wind, will I come here? These words stopped people, it is that they are not to blame people, and strange people are not reasonable.
Niu Li saw that the Shan Tian Halberd was about to close, and felt that it was not worth a trip for nothing, so he slapped the purse behind the pants with the money clip, and said to him that he was interested, Shan Banxian, you Bu a hexagram 100 yuan, I will give 200 yuan, you try a hexagram with me!
Shan Tianji said, well, let me ask you, what hexagram do you want to divination?
Niu Li Dajian has not finished the few people who have dispersed, and said that the people are gone, and I will talk about it again.