Chapter Twenty-Eight: Chocolate
Chapter XXVIII
Being woken up halfway through sleep and falling asleep again often makes it difficult to wake up.
Liangkun and Ah Zhen woke up at the same time, the two were almost woken up by Lin Shufen, and when Liangkun opened his eyes, he saw his sister staring at him with disdain.
"Hey! Are you all injured and still so bad? How difficult is it? Lin Shufen said to Liangkun: "It's really like the idiom says, the beast is big, and the second brother is virtuous!" ”
Liang Kun glanced to the side and found that Ah Zhen had just opened her eyes, with doubts on her sleepy face, and obviously she didn't know why Lin Shufen wanted to wake people up.
However, Liangkun soon lost his sleepiness, and he also understood why Lin Shufen would say with contempt that she was beastly.
Liangkun's left hand hugged Ah Zhen in his arms, and Ah Zhen's entire head was almost attached to Liangkun's chest, of course, if it was just like this, it might not be nothing, after all, the two of them were still asleep in pajamas.
Liangkun hurriedly pulled the quilt up, "What do you see?" Not afraid of long needle eyes? ”
Lin Shufen snorted and pursed her lips, "I have it too, and I won't look at others." ”
Liangkun said disdainfully: "Yes, it is also an airport." ”
Lin Shufen pulled the pillow out from under Liangkun's head and slapped it on Liangkun's face, "You dare to say that I am at the airport?" ”
"If you are beaten, you must stand upright, and the airport must admit it. I'm telling the truth! ”
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After breakfast, the pastor, Ah Zhen, and Lin Shufen rushed to Chen Xiaodao's house. What I saw was that Chen Xiaodao was beating a person who looked like a third person with a head wrapped, the crow was dissuading him, and his grandmother was blocking Chen Xiaodao.
The priest shouted, "Stop! Chen Xiaodao, what are you doing? ”
Chen Xiaodao said: "This bastard is pretending to be crazy and stupid, and I am helping him 'heal'." ”
Grandma said: "I remember that Ren Jianhui (a famous Cantonese opera singer, a worker, a literary and martial arts student, an outstanding and excellent Cantonese opera film produced in Hong Kong, most of which starred her) had a play, just like he is now. ”
The pastor hadn't heard much of Cantonese opera, "How's it going?" ”
Grandma said while learning to sing: "He (Ren Jianhui himself is a woman, and the role played by a man) let Zheng Junmian (a famous Hong Kong drama actor, announcer and film actor) push him down the mountain and hit his head, just like he is now." ”
What grandma is talking about is the plot of the Cantonese opera film "Rising to the Clouds" adapted from Li's Voice Sky novel, an old 1959 film, no wonder no one knows.
The crow said, "Could it be amnesia?" ”
Chen Xiaodao looked incredulous, "You didn't graduate from middle school, what do you know about amnesia?" This is not a Korean drama, how can there be so much amnesia? How can I not have amnesia and forget all the gambling debts I owe? ”
Ah Zhen said: "That maybe, amnesia is also local and temporary. ”
Chen Xiaodao's tone softened a lot, but he was still not convinced, "You just studied nursing school for a year." ”
Ah Zhen said: "If I hadn't smuggled to Hong Kong, I would have graduated." ”
Chen Xiaodao suddenly thought of something, and said to the pastor with a happy face: "Pastor, you have also seen that the person is fine, and his money belongs to me." If I save him, I can be regarded as repaying me as a life-saver. ”
The priest said, "Isn't it? If it weren't for you, he wouldn't have fallen into amnesia! ”
The pastor put the money kept yesterday in a plastic bag, handed it to "Ah San" who was hiding behind his grandmother, and said, "Sir, these are your money, you take it well, don't be robbed by the bad guys." ”
When the pastor said "bad guy", he also glanced at Chen Xiaodao.
Chen Xiaodao was so angry that he gestured to a scissor hand and poked the pastor's eyes.
Ah Zhen also said softly to "Ah San": "Now, tell me, where do you live?" We'll take you home too. ”
"Ah San" looked down at the plastic bag for a long time, as if something was missing, took the hands of the pastor and Ah Zhen, and shouted, "Where is my chocolate?" My chocolate is gone. ”
Hearing "chocolate", the crow took out two from his trouser pocket and handed them to "Ah San", "Are you looking for this?" ”
The priest angrily snatched the chocolate from the crow's hand and handed it to "Ah San".
"Ah San" looks like he is holding chocolate, as if it is more precious than the money in a plastic bag. I took one apart on the spot and stuffed it into my mouth.
Ah Zhen said to the priest: "He now looks like a child of only seven or eight years old, what can I do?" ”
Chen Xiaodao said: "Did he run out of the big mouth ring?" ”
Sandy Bay (also known as Tai Kou Wan but commonly misspelled as Tai Kou Huan) is located in the west of the Southern District of Hong Kong, south of Mount Davis and northwest of Wireway Bay. The Duchess of Roots Children's Hospital, Dakou Huan Roots, is a specialist hospital specialising in paediatric orthopaedics, spine surgery, paediatric mental development, paediatric brain and dentistry, as well as treating people with disabilities over 18 years of age, especially those with orthopaedic problems.
The crow slapped his ass, "Let's just call him 'Big Mouth Ring'." ”
Lin Shufen slapped the crow, "It's too ugly to call 'Big Mouth Ring', seeing him wrapped like this, it's better for us to call him 'Ah San'." ”
"Racism is wrong, God teaches us: 'All men are created equal.'" We call white Westerners 'ghost guys' and 'ghost sisters', Indians and Pakistanis 'Ah San' and 'Ah Cha' (in Hong Kong, Indians and Pakistanis mostly serve as low-level police officers), Filipinos and Indonesians 'good sisters', 'good brothers', 'abin' and 'bin sisters', and mainlanders 'Beiyan', 'Beigu', 'big circle boy' and 'mainland sister'. Hong Kong is a society governed by the rule of law, and 'there is a law to follow' does not mean that 'there is no law, there can be chaos'. In addition to the law, we must also have a conscience and conscience. ”
Chen Xiaodao said: "The pastor is right, even if we are out of the mix, we must be Hong Kong people with conscience and conscience. ”
Ah Zhen said: "It's better to call it chocolate!" Look at how much he likes to eat chocolate. ”
Chen Xiaodao stretched his muscles and bones, "I was sweating from beating someone just now, I'll go take a shower." ”
The priest said, "Wash the chocolate too!" Look how dirty he's become! The wound on his head can't touch the water, and the person is stupid now, crow, you can help him wipe his back! ”
Chen Xiaodao's neck stalked, "Is there a mistake?" Do you want to ask my little brother to help him wipe his back? ”
The pastor said, "If you are not happy, you can go and help you wipe your back." Galatians 6:2 says, "Bear one another's burdens, and in this way the law of Christ will be fulfilled." When God surrounds you with people who are in need, He knows their needs, and He gives you the resources to meet their needs. ”
Chen Xiaodao walked into the bathroom angrily, "God knows I need money, so give me chocolate." Why don't you say this? I'll take a shower first, I'll finish it, and then let the crow wipe his back. ”
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After the pastor, Ah Zhen, Lin Shufen and others left, Chen Xiaodao was beating the bad idea of the chocolate money again.
"Chocolate, how about taking you to the casino tomorrow? When the time comes, the money you win will be divided equally and you will be bought a lot of chocolates. ”
"Chocolate? A lot of chocolate? Yes, yes! Let's go to the casino! ”
So, the next day, Chen Xiaodao, Crow, and Chocolate took the broken car of Xiaodao and came to the small casino of Dakoujiu.
"Chocolate, remember what I told you!" Chen Xiaodao reminded.
"Big brother, isn't this okay? Oguchi-jiu will kill him. The crow worried.
"Afraid of what? It's okay, who would be as knowledgeable as a fool? Chen Xiaodao pointed at the chocolate and smiled. Moreover, whether we will be beaten or not depends on your cleverness. Crow, when you hear me shouting for a while, you must call the police immediately, and the police must be decisive and timely. ”
"No problem, big brother, I will definitely call the police at the most critical moment to save you out." The crow swore by it.
"Okay, let's go in then!"
At the door of the casino, there were two younger brothers who were letting off steam, obviously familiar with Chen Xiaodao, and after seeing Chen Xiaodao, they couldn't help but ridicule one after another.
"Hey, Chen Xiaodao, are you here to pay back the money?"
"Do you look at him like he is rich? I definitely want to turn the book. ”
"Cut, the dog looks down on people, and when Lao Tzu becomes rich one day, let you slap me every day." Chen Xiaodao was extremely confident in his heart, and he didn't give the two of them a good look, and walked in directly with chocolate.
Walking inside, there was a large group of people playing cards or betting on something else at the separate table.
On the side, a rough and fierce but somewhat stupid man was squatting in the corner, eating instant noodles, it was Dakoujiu.
Chen Xiaodao strode over and slapped Dakoujiu's back.
"Poof!" Dakoujiu just swallowed all the noodles squirted out, and after turning his head to see that it was Chen Xiaodao, he suddenly became angry and said angrily: "Chen Xiaodao, TMD is you, what are you here for?" The money owed to Lao Tzu has not been paid back to Lao Tzu. ”
"Hey, Brother Jiu, it doesn't matter if you owe money or anything." A hint of cunning flashed in Chen Xiaodao's eyes, and he said, "I came this time to bring you a big deal." ”
"What's the big deal?" Dakoujiu almost wrote the word "unbelief" on his face.
Chen Xiaodao pointed to the chocolate standing not far away, and said to Dakoujiu: "Did you see it?" This man is my distant cousin......"
"What's the matter?" Big mouth nine is angry.
"He is our gold master, you see him, he just came back from the United States, and he brought a lot of money with him, saying that he would take this money back to the mainland to get married and have children. Looking at his stupidity, he will definitely be deceived by others. Instead of letting others cheat him away, why don't we add two to five and cheat him out of his money? "Chen Xiaodao is good at it.
Daguchi Jiu and Chen Xiaodao turned their heads to look at Chocolate together, and Chocolate showed a smile, silly and silly, coupled with his appearance, fully revealing the "stupid" in Chen Xiaodao's mouth.
"Not bad, not bad." Oguchi Jiu instantly recognized Chen Xiaodao's approach.
But after a pause, Dakoujiu immediately said: "However, you can't divide it into five, you have to get three seven, I have seven and you have three." Also deduct the money you owe me. ”
Chen Xiaodao agreed with a smile on his face, but his heart was about his mother's sale.
Chen Xiaodao pulled Dakoujiu to the front of Chocolate, and Chen Xiaodao introduced each other.
Chen Xiaodao first pretended to be respectful and said to Chocolate: "Cousin, this is the Ninth Boss, the owner of the largest casino in the neighborhood, if you want to gamble, just bet with him." ”
Dakoujiu stretched out his hand very angrily and asked, "Your surname!" ”
Chocolate shook his hand and smirked, "I'm not a noble!" ”
"What is your last name? What is it called? Dakoujiu said angrily.
Chocolate nodded stupidly, but took out a "golden bull" with a face value of 1,000 that had been prepared from his bosom and said, "My name is chocolate, and I want to eat chocolate." ”
Dakoujiu shouted a little brother, "Ah Niu, you go and buy it for him." ”
Chocolate handed the "Golden Bull" and a piece of chocolate wrapping paper to Ah Niu, "You must buy this brand, this brand is delicious." If you buy it right, you will tip the rest of the money. ”
Ah Niu looked surprised, and the other younger brothers of Dakoujiu looked envious, jealous and hateful.
How much does a box of chocolate cost? actually gave Zhang "Golden Bull" directly, it seems that he is going to make a tip today, and it is the most tip he has earned since he became a younger brother.
Ah Niu glanced at Dakoujiu, and after Dakoujiu's eyes agreed, he took the money and ran away.
Dakoujiu's heart was very hot at this time.
Spend money like water! The nasty guy in front of him is definitely a rich man, and many people are stupid, and it seems that he can make a lot of money from him today.
Hurriedly said: "Hey, what do you want to bet on?" You talk about it, baccarat, size, fan stall, play as you like. ”
"I love playing poker!" Chocolate said with a grin.
"Playing cards, huh? Yes! Oguchijiu scratched his head and agreed. Although stud is not what he is good at, he can still play it.
Dakoujiu hurriedly put his arm around the shoulders of the chocolate and entered the back room, and at the same time shouted to the group of people who were gambling outside to "close the file" - they were about to make a lot of money, and those small money Dakoujiu couldn't look at it anymore.
Everyone walked into the "VIP private room", and chocolate and Chen Xiaodao sat on the seats.
"A thousand bases." After speaking, the big mouth nine called someone to deal the cards.
Chen Xiaodao looked arrogant and calm, walked around the room, and shouted into the TV: "Hey, Dakoujiu, why didn't you turn on the TV?" ”
As he spoke, he wanted to turn on the TV. But I didn't think about it, I pressed it a few times, and the TV didn't move at all.
"What kind of TV do you watch for gambling money? You're insane. Oguchi Jiu shouted impatiently.
"It's not that I want to see it, it's that he wants to see it, he wants to buy a horse." Chen Xiaodao shouted.
- The so-called buying a horse is actually betting on a horse.
Horse racing in Hong Kong was brought to life by the British colonizers, and at first only the British participated. During World War II, Hong Kong fell, and in order to absorb Hong Kong private funds, the Japanese turned horse racing, which was previously only a game for the British, into a gambling game that Hong Kong Chinese could also participate in.
The Hong Kong Jockey Club uses horse racing to spinach, and the majority of participants bet on horses, and calculate the gains and losses through the odds. Chen Xiaodao is a familiar hand, and he often loses not a dime left.
And this time, in Chen Xiaodao's plan, buying a horse is a means to pit Dakoujiu.
According to the plan, at this time Chocolate should have actively asked to watch the TV of the horse race, and then exclaimed that he had the inside story and would definitely win by buying three No. 7 horses, but he forgot to bet.
It just so happens that today is Saturday, the bank is not open, there is no way to withdraw money, you can use a fake check of 10,000 yuan, 10% off to Dakoujiu, let Dakoujiu give cash.
After the money is in hand, as long as the crow calls the police, the police rush in, and the money can be greedy and gone.
This plan is the plan that Chen Xiaodao thinks is extremely clever.
"What then?" According to the script taught to him by Chen Xiaodao, Chocolate pretended to be full of anxiety, and said: "You must win...... " Suddenly out of the corner of his eye, he saw Dakoujiu, and directly handed over the fake check of 10,000 yuan, and said: "No, it's cheaper for you, ten percent off for cash." ”
Big mouth nine's heart jumped.
10% off for cash?
It is equivalent to cheapening him by 1,000 Hong Kong dollars for nothing!
Ma Dan, this money is really easy to earn!
Dakoujiu became more and more convinced of Chen Xiaodao's words, the guy in front of him was a sheep. When you meet such a sheep, if you don't earn his money, you are sorry for your grandparents and your wife, children!
Dakoujiu took the check with a smile on his face and said, "Okay, I'll exchange it for 9,000 Hong Kong dollars for you...... But you don't need to go to the bank to withdraw money, that's so troublesome, I'll just help you bet...... Three sevens, right? ”
With that, Oguchi Jiu walked to the corner of the room, picked up the phone, and directly dialed the phone number to buy horses and bet.
- For an old gambler like Dakoujiu, buying a horse is a regular thing, so there will be his own independent account in horse racing, and every time he buys a horse, he doesn't need to bet so much trouble with cash, just make a phone call, report the account number and password, and the staff will help him figure it out.
Chen Xiaodao was like being struck by lightning at this time, and there were almost 10,000 Cao Nima galloping through in his heart.
The most important link in the bureau he set up is to exchange nine percent off for cash, thinking that he can pit the nine thousand yuan from Dakou Jiu. However, he never imagined that the result would be like this! Dakou Jiu directly bets on his account, so what a mess?
Chen Xiaodao hurriedly interrupted: "Big mouth nine, big mouth nine, don't be so troublesome, don't be so troublesome...... It would be nice to give cash directly......"
"Shut up for me." Dakou Jiucai was too lazy to take care of Chen Xiaodao, and he was vigilant, not that he thought that chocolate was a fake sheep, but that he felt that Chen Xiaodao wanted to rob this business. Cutting off people's wealth is like killing one's parents. You still expect Dakou Jiu to have any good tone to speak to Chen Xiaodao.
Chen Xiaodao had no choice but to shut up obediently, but at this time he was already on pins and needles. Watching the big mouth nine bet.
"The account number is ......, and the password is ....... Yes, yes, buy three sevens to win, yes, bet 9,000 Hong Kong dollars...... Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Dakoujiu smiled at the staff on the other end of the phone, very polite.
After doing all this, Dakoujiu smiled at the chocolate and said, "Okay, I've already bet on horses for you, now you can start, right?" ”
There was no abnormality in the chocolate, but Chen Xiaodao next to him couldn't sit still at all, Dakoujiu didn't seem to be able to pit this time, so it was still thirty-six plans to go to the top, and he secretly scolded the crow in his heart Why didn't he call the police?
Chen Xiaodao has never been so eager for the police to appear in front of him as he is now.
No, you'll have to figure it out yourself!
"I need to go to the bathroom." Chen Xiaodao's crooked brain is very simple, he wants to leave the chocolate behind and let the chocolate fend for itself, and he will go to the top.
"Trouble! You two, come with him. Dakoujiu's face was full of impatience, and he commanded the two junior brothers to follow Chen Xiaodao to the toilet.
- Dakoujiu didn't think that Chen Xiaodao would run away, but Yanghu was brought by Chen Xiaodao, if Chen Xiaodao took advantage of the toilet exercises to make some small moves, it would most likely affect his financial route, so he had to guard against it.
"Don't you need it? I'll just go alone. Chen Xiaodao said with a bitter face.
"I use it when I say it, hurry up, mother-in-law." Big mouth nine fierce road.
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At the beginning of the gambling game, Chocolate directly ignored Chen Xiaodao on the side, and placed bets casually, which frightened Chen Xiaodao on the side. Although it is now a bargaining chip borrowed from Dakou Jiu, the account is hanging on Chen Xiaodao's head.
Chen Xiaodao wanted to interfere from the side, but of course Dakoujiu wouldn't treat it as if he didn't see it.
As Chen Xiaodao expected, of course, he lost casually, and he lost hundreds of thousands after a while.
Until this game, both sides are invested in a big bet, a big mouth of nine to A to J, chocolate this side of the card face 3 plus two loose words, hole cards, just seen, not matched, lost, chocolate is full of heroic "stud".
Dead! Chen Xiaodao slumped in his chair and assumed a Ge You pose.
Chocolate, however, is completely a rhythm of winning and losing, reaching out to slowly pick up the card, and seeing that the card he turned over is a 3.
Suddenly, Chen Xiaodao was ecstatic, and this one directly won 500,000!
"Three of a Kind 3! It's developed! Chen Xiaodao laughed.
"Smack!" Dakou Jiuyi slapped the table, sat up suddenly, and said angrily: "Chen Xiaodao, why are you looking for an old man to pit me!" ”
Chen Xiaodao also slapped the case and said: "Dakou Jiu, you won't be like this, the poker is yours, and the dealer is your person." Hey, 500,000 Hong Kong dollars, when will it be paid? ”
Dakoujiu was anxious and said: "Who is still betting with you on Hong Kong dollars now, we are all betting on Taiwan dollars!" ”
"What? NT? Taiwan dollars are also fine, and there are 140,000 yuan in Hong Kong dollars, so give money! ”
"140,000 is 140,000!" Dakoujiu threw the check to the chocolate and said, "Your check is returned to you, I still owe you 130,000, deducting the more than 40,000 that your cousin owes me, and now I still owe you 90,000!" Now, let's make more bets, draw one each, and bet big and small. ”
Chen Xiaodao "Hey......" wanted to stop it.
Dakou Jiu said angrily: "Hey, your mother is big! I'll smoke first! As he spoke, he drew one of the unfinished playing cards, and it was actually an ace of hearts, and the only ace of spades that was bigger than the ace of hearts was in the face of the nine of hearts, which meant that it was a win. Dakou Jiu was overjoyed and said, "It's your turn!" ”
Chocolate pulled out one casually, looked at it secretly, and smiled from ear to ear.
"I'm 2, bigger than your 1!"
Chen Xiaodao slapped his head with both hands, 90,000, it's gone.
Big Mouth Nine burst out laughing.
was so angry that Chen Xiaodao turned around and left.
At this time, the phone rang, and Oguchi Jiu went over to answer the phone.
"Don't go yet. Just now you won the bet, the first in the three No. 7 runs, a total of 92,000, and the handling fee charged you 32,000, which is 60,000 for you. I open a gambling stall, winning is winning, losing is losing, guests can not leave after winning money, what other gambling stalls do I open? Go straight to the street and grab it! Take your money! Next time there is such news of a sure win, don't forget me! Dakoujiu took out 60,000 yuan and said.
Chen Xiaodao took the money and kissed it, "Wowhaha, it's gone!" ”