Chapter 42: The Ice Bucket Challenge
A mahjong parlor in Mong Kok.
Liang Kun is killing all sides on the mahjong table, and a skinny old boy with almost only bones left walks in with a scantily clad young woman.
"Brother Kun! I'm looking for you everywhere. I found several mahjong parlors, but I didn't expect you to really play mahjong here. ”
Liangkun glanced back, then turned his head to stare at the mahjong table, and there were still thirteen mahjong tiles buckled up in front of him, "Rib Wen, what's the matter?" ”
Rib Wen asked with a smile on his face, "Brother Kun, how are your injuries?" ”
Liangkun stretched out his hand and grabbed a card, didn't turn it over, but twisted the card with his thumb, "It's useless!" Three cords! "Slapped the cards on the mahjong table, and sure enough, it was three ropes." What do you do to care about my injuries for no reason? When I was hospitalized, I didn't see you come to see me with a fruit basket. I don't like that I'm hard to find, you just tell Brother Feixiong, he has too many mahjong parlors in Mong Kok, it's good to cover only one, Hongxing's little brother is playing mahjong in this mahjong parlor one by one, and you don't even need to solicit business, and it's convenient for you to find someone. ”
"Brother Kun, you're joking, how dare I?" Rib Wen pressed one hand on the mahjong table, pressed the back of Liangkun's chair with the other, lay on Liangkun's shoulder, and whispered: "Brother Kun, that's the case, after you recovered from your injury, Brother Feixiong saw that you had nothing to do all day, entrenched in the mahjong hall playing mahjong, and asked me to hand over a mainland chicken to Brother Kun to you, let you be a groom for the time being, and take her to do business." I'll talk about that later. This beautiful girl I brought with me is called JOJO, who just came from the mainland. You see, it's good-looking, right? ”
Liangkun turned around and pressed the shoulder of the low rib wen, carefully looked at JOJO who was following the rib wen, and commented in his mouth: "Petite, convex and backward, the score of the face is a little lower, but the victory is in youth and beauty, Zhong is wearing a tight-fitting low-cut dress, and it makes people angry when they look at it!" It's not anger, it's fire! Thank you Brother Feixiong for me! This one is your errand money! After speaking, he took out a "red shirt fish" with a face value of 100 yuan from the chip drawer in front of him (the HK$100 banknote is red, so it is called "red shirt fish") and handed it to the rib writer.
RIB WEN TOOK THE "RED SHIRT FISH" WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AND SAID TO JOJO: "JOJO, THIS IS BROTHER KUN, YOU WILL FOLLOW HIM TO WORK IN THE FUTURE." ”
JOJO greeted in a slightly different Cantonese: "Brother Kun." ”
Liangkun nodded and said, "Miss, where are you from?" Why is Cantonese weird? ”
JOJO DIDN'T ANSWER, BUT LOOKED AT THE RIBS.
Rib Wen said: "Brother Kun asks you something, you can tell it!" ”
JOJO SAID EMBARRASSEDLY, "I'M FROM TEOCHEW. ”
"I guess so. I am also from Teochew, and we are from the same township, but I have never been to Teochew. When did you come to Hong Kong? ”
"I've been coming to Hong Kong by boat for a few months."
"Did you come out and do it voluntarily? Has anyone forced you? ”
"Uh......"
Seeing that JOJO hesitated on this issue, Rib Wen pushed her, "If you don't do it, then who will pay for your ticket to Hong Kong?" Our Hongxing is our own Chaozhou people's association, unlike those who hit the street and directly called dozens of big men to gang rape you, you have to do it if you don't do it. We only pump 30% of the water, and if you save the rest, it will be enough to pay off the ferry ticket in two years, and maybe there will be more money for you to send home and build a house for your mother and brother back home. After paying off the money, if you don't do it, we Hongxing won't care, even if you get married, it's no problem; If you touch those black-hearted people, you will die! Brother Kun is in Hongxing, he is a well-known good person, and he is valued by Brother Feixiong, I also saw that you made money honestly, so I handed you over to Brother Kun. ”
"That'...... Then I volunteered. ”
"Brother Kun, you heard it, she was voluntary. In fact, she has been picking up customers in Tuen Mun for more than a month and has never escaped. It's just that Tuen Mun also knows that in the countryside, she can't afford to sell her kind of superlative, so she begged someone to let her go to Mong Kok to do it. How can I put your Brother Kun's way? Don't bother you to get rich. JOJO is up to you. You! In the future, I will listen to Brother Kun. After speaking, Rib Wen pushed JOJO in front of Liangkun.
LIANGKUN PULLED JOJO TO HIS LAP AND SAT DOWN, HOLDING JOJO'S SLENDER WAIST WITH BOTH HANDS, WHICH MADE JOJO SCREAM IN FRIGHT.
Liangkun took a deep breath and raised his head, "What the hell is your name?"
JOJO WHISPERED, "BROTHER KUN, YOU WERE TOO SUDDEN JUST NOW, AND PEOPLE WERE STARTLED. Moreover, there are so many people here. ”
LIANG KUN TOOK OUT A FREE HAND, LEANED FORWARD, PRESSED ON JOJO, REACHED OUT AND GRABBED A CARD, AND TWISTED THE CARD WITH HIS THUMB, "IT'S USELESS, FOUR CAKES." ”
Liangkun's next house is clearly that he forgot to play the cards.
Liangkun picked up a played mahjong card from the mahjong table and knocked on the mahjong table in front of the next salty wet guy, "It's time for you to play cards, you like to watch it so much, it's better to spend money to buy her a clock and bring it into the horse pen to look good!" You're drooling, so pickled! After speaking, Liangkun put the cards into the next hand.
"Excuse me! Excuse me! The next family wiped the corners of his mouth with his hand, and there was really a little saliva, he reached out and grabbed a card, and played it without looking at it, "I don't know how much this beautiful girl is for an hour?" ”
"Red in the red! If I make it for three dollars, you will have to pay three families. Liang Kun touched the cards while "The boss asked you how much is an hour, you say!" ”
JOJO WINKED AT THE SALTY WET GUY VERY UNSKILLFULLY, "IT'S THE PRICE, BOSS!"
"First your mother, give the money first! Big three yuan, mixed with one color, bumper hu, no flowers, two hundred and fifty eight generals, single fishing, we are not limited, and you also pay three, you are afraid that you will have to borrow a lot of money today to pay off the money,? Liangkun interrupted the salty and wet guy's YY, and poured a basin of cold water on his head, which can't be said to be cold water, it can be said to be ice water.
Seeing Liangkun's cards, the salty and wet guy was stunned, cold sweat broke out on his head, and his heart was like a dog day in June, and he slid under the mahjong table......
"Patrolling, someone pretending to be faint and hiding from the account!" LIANGKUN PUSHED JOJO AWAY, STOOD UP AND CALLED THE PATROL, AND POINTED TO THE OTHER FAMILY AND THE UPPER FAMILY AND SAID: "HE WILL PAY THREE FAMILIES, YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY, BUT IF YOU WANT TO STAY TO TESTIFY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE." ”