Chapter 179: The Wedding Night
At the moment, there are still a lot of people in the cave room. They sit or stand or walk or go around, some of them have a candy in their mouths for a long time, sweet and sweet, sharing this joy is not satisfied, but they want to say some meat words, make some taste of the cave house. Some people don't eat sugar either, so they put the candy in their pockets and only drink the sugar tea that the bride and groom carry the tea tray to the front of them.
After that, some also arranged wonderful programs, or produced couplets with meat flavors: bombing Yuanyang Island with one cannon and two bombs, and capturing the old man's head alive by two mountains; Or push and shove, the bride and groom must kiss in front of everyone.
At the end of the second watch, the cave room will be empty, and it will be purely the world of the bride and groom. The door was closed, the window was closed, and the poisonous insect with the green shell lying in the corner of the wall secretly said, I must be happy to climb in, or I will not be able to enter the cave now that it is closed clearly. After a while, the candles were blown out, and there was silence in the cave room.
The green shell poisonous insect wondered why this couple seemed to have no passion, and went to bed and fell asleep peacefully, without the heat of the upside-down phoenix or the intimacy of whispering.
Regardless of that, it crept into one of the shoes that the groom, Hanajinho, was leaning against the edge of the bed, which was supposed to be the one worn on his left foot. The little ghost attached to the green shell poisonous insect once said to the boy ghost who was still a fetal oil, on the night of your wedding, I will become a black shell poisonous insect and crawl into your left shoe and hide, and when you get out of bed and put on your shoes, I will bite your foot, and you will die that night......
The little ghost is very confident, because the bite of the green shell poisonous insect is more powerful than the bite of the most poisonous snake, and the poison released by the most poisonous snake bite has a buffer period, which can be rescued before the buffer period, and after the green shell poisonous insect bites, the poison will quickly spread to the blood and even bone marrow within five to ten minutes, and there is no way to rescue it, and the bitten person will die within half an hour.
The reason why the newlyweds, Hua Shenbao and Zhao Hongyan, did not move that night was because their Venerable Master Jin Mingfang had explained to Hua Shenbao in advance, and Hua Shenbao had explained to Zhao Hongyan in advance, what should they do.
Zhao Hongyan lay on the marriage bed and did not move, and in the middle of the night, when everything was silent, Hua Shenbao began to move. In fact, he was lying on the marriage bed, although an hour or two had passed, he had not closed his eyes at all.
At this moment, he sat up on the bed as his mother had instructed, and took out a match at the head of the bed to light the candle on the tabletop beside the bed, and he made the appearance that he wanted to get out of bed to relieve himself, but he did not get out of bed immediately.
At this moment, the door creaked open, and it turned out that the door was only closed, not bolted. I saw two people coming in one after the other, and Jin Mingfang walked behind, she stretched out her hand and shook it, signaling her son not to move; Walking in front was Hua Xinmin, who held a hot red-hot tongs in his hand and reached straight into a shoe on the left side of the bed where Hanami was sitting.
Oh my! Suddenly, a green-shelled poisonous insect was about to burst out of the shoe. said that it was too late, it was fast, Hua Xinmin forked the tongs and clamped it tightly at once, and the green shell poisonous insect made a "sigh" sound, and his body couldn't move. In an instant, he was killed.
Its green shell has been burned by this coal-like tongs containing an unknown number of calories, and the soft tissues inside are almost seven or eight percent cooked.
Hua Xinmin took it out of his shoe, poked it to shreds fiercely, and gritted his teeth and scolded, Do you dare to harm my son? Do you dare to harm my son?
Hua Shenbao looked at it, shivered a few times, and thought: If I don't know, I got up in a daze and untied my hands, and as soon as I put my foot into my shoes, I was 100% bitten by the poisonous insects of the green shell.
At this time, Zhao Hongyan also woke up, she sat up and saw that her father-in-law Hua Xinmin was still poking that thing with tongs, listening to them, and knowing some of the situation, so she pushed the flower god next to her, and didn't she thank you quickly? It was your mom and dad who saved you. Hanami smiled and said thank you to Mom and Dad.
Thanks? Jin Mingfang said with relief, a stone has been pressed in my heart for more than 20 years, and it finally landed tonight. When she saw that Hanami wanted to get out of bed, she took a pair of shoes from the wall, glanced into the uppers, and threw them at him to put them on when she didn't find anything.
Hua Xinmin saw that the green shell poisonous insect was dead, and poked the tongs into the shoe on the right, but there was nothing in it.
Jin Mingfang stroked the white sideburns and said with a smile, it is impossible to have poisonous insects in every shoe, so what is it? That night I was dazed by the dirty man who said that he was going to turn into a poisonous worm and crawled into his left shoe under the edge of his bed in the middle of the night on the day of Jibo's wedding.
After getting out of bed and wearing a pair of shoes, Hua Shenbao asked for the tongs in Hua Xinmin's hand, and then poked the green shell poisonous insect with no skin, and said to it fiercely, Fuck, why are you harming me? If my parents hadn't saved me, Lao Tzu might have been killed by you tonight. He also said, "Bah, it's still hot."
Can it not be hot? As soon as it got dark, I buried it in a charcoal fire and burned it for several hours, until it burned bright red and became a soldering iron, and your father just took it out for a while, and he was still wearing gloves, because the handles of the tongs were hot. When Jin Mingfang said this, she saw Hua Xinmin taking off her gloves.
If you use a red-hot fire tongs to clamp the poisonous insect, and you are afraid that it will not be able to clamp it, and let it slip away, it will be troublesome, and it will crawl in one night to harm people. Although Hua Xinmin was alarmist, his mood calmed down at this time.
Hearing this, Zhao Hongyan was both shocked and grateful, and he pulled the flower god Bao by his side, bowed to their Venerable Master together, and said, "Mom and Dad, God Bao is blessed with the blessing of the second elder, otherwise, it will be very dangerous tonight!" God Bao, you and I are grateful to Mom and Dad again.
Family, why are you so polite? Hua Xinmin said that he used tongs, and then threw the broken corpse of the green shell poisonous insect into a piece of waste paper and wrapped it, and was about to throw it out of the door.
If you want to be grateful, you should be grateful to the blind fortune teller Wei, I looked for him a few times, and he taught me such a way to subdue the poisonous insects of the green shell, which is quite effective. Jin Mingfang, who had been worried and worried, dealt with the matter tonight, smiling and talking louder.
The little ghost who escaped from the newlywed cave of the flower god has lost the body of the green shell poisonous insect, it is very depressed, and is about to return to the kiln slope, but it is stopped by the soul of the green shell poisonous insect waiting in the front yard of the flower god house, and says Why don't you return the shell you borrowed from me, you have to leave? Where did you get my shell?
The imp glared at him, oops! If you look for me, I almost died. Your green shell is useless, and when you are clamped with red-hot tongs, it shatters, and there is a burning smell, and I was almost burned to death, but fortunately I escaped quickly and saved my spirit.
What did you say? The soul of the green shell poisonous insect did not believe its ears and asked anxiously. The imp wanted to flash, but he couldn't shake it off.
At this moment, the soul of the green shell poisonous insect said resentfully, little ghost brother, you have to compensate my green shell body, without that shell, my ghost has no place to go, just like people don't have a house to live in, how can they wander around?